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Ai wanna get hoem
GMTO!!!
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(gate mynds fink oppositt
Conga ratz, anni and nenne! Heer beh da nummy noms–fresh baked choklit borwnees and froot breds, and bebrajaz… koffy, tee, soda, an adult sorta stuffs ifn yew wnat dem
Thx BDM Chokklit browneez an tee – perfick affernoon snakk!
ooh – fanks!
Froot breds anna soda – purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfekt!
*hurries back tu wurking so ai kan go hoem soon…*
Shoe me da way to get noms
I’m tired an’ a wanna get me fed
I had sum nip about half an hour ago
Adn it went rite tu my hed!
*Klappity, klappity*
berry gud, jd!!!!!
TAXI!!! Get me home so i can havz noms!!!
AHAHA!!!! I LOVE pics like these!!
tu de nom-shop okfanksbye!!!
I’m glad he izn’t draibing in taht condishun! Luks laik he needz dezzignayted driber.
awlwais ignoor meh
Ai aern’t ignorin u!
Da taxi guis iz da ruudd. In da New/not original/York, U kint get a taxi dribing lisense unless U passez da ruudd test.
Heer in El Lay, teh hoal populashun iz ruudur tahn ruud.
dats sweet, bt u nawt tacksi! unles ur bigg yelly an go brum brum den aiz appleogies.
Ai wuzn’t shore iffn u wuz feelin niglektid IRL, oar it wuz a commint bowt teh lol!
ai c! akshooally ai never komentd on a lol bfor, mibby wunce, bt yoo r faymus on heer 2 me, a lowly lurkr, sew ai ws awl ‘ooooo annipuss replied 2 mee! *happy dans etc*’
Ai wuz a lurker wuns an Ai noe dat sumtiemz peepl get upsettid if dey fink nowun iz taekin ennee notiss uv dem!
WHUZ-UP!!!
totally mi furst impreshun!
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Fairy Cherub abd kikihihi an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and Baked Alaska, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif sparkly hair combs, barrettes, sunglasses, baby zombie things, mood rings, legos, and slinkies. an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
u is da gr8t fore fillin in fur da bakayshunin burfdae faire.
Yu’re a grate vakayshun burfday fairy – yu shore yu down’t hab sum reel fairy in yu?
*puts awn moodring*
*watches it trai tu turn elebentee colurs at wunce*
Oooh… aifinkso tihs nawt gud fur it.
Hmph. Mines won’t even go on my finger. It just pops off and rolls away. I think I can hear it whimpering.
Oh noes! Ai know laik et wen mai cheezpeeps r nawt hapi-tayl.
Will teh hugz halp?
{{{{PK}}}}
{{{{LCB}}}}
*hazza hopeful*
Iz otay, FB – ai juss haz a small grumpee bowt habing tu go tu class insted uv staying wif cheezfrenz an Cory-Bear. {{{{{FluffyB}}}}}
Iz okai. Wii’l b heer wen u get z bak!
ok! lookin 4ward to seein you agen!
Ohai Claudia! Haz we meeted? If so, plz furgive.
If nawt, tehn ohai, ai iz glad tu meet a gnu cheezfrend!
Gotta run! Will say hi when ai reech collij! schmoos!
Yu mebbe notiss, ai at collij nao.
Gotts stoopy borrrrrrrrring puter class taht alwayz making me wanna go sleep, ai can sneeks awn heer whyle her blahblahblahblah bowt software ai cud figure owt in a nowr.
An affur lunch, gots Hoomayn Sosietee, which ai nawt mind sum parts uv, but when have tu du fings nawt fur kitteh’s bennyfit but fur purelee praktiss oar tu show teechur we can, ai nawt lyk taht so much an neever du teh kittehs. Teh goggies, tehm nawt linding so much.
P-K! Welkum bak!! U wuz misst!!!
Lol! Doan fall asleep! Els u cud fall off ur chare adn hurt usef, oar *snerk* teh teechur cud heer u snoar!
Iz whai ai gunna sneek in heer — yu guis alwayz be teh innerestings.
Ai hazza curijus: Wut if sumfing reely funny hapins in cheezland adn u jus canut halp butt(!) laff wile ur in klas?
Tehn ai will coff an choak an pretend ai gunna dye immedyatlee an run off tu baffruum.
AI HAZ DA NOUNCMINT
Pweeze xcuse mii, butt (snerk) fanks tu P-K Samson’s gittin hiz own blog on da prymsa kitteh’s foster page. Der is da linkee fing on mi profile, noew all ai gotta du iz figure out hoew to talktalktalk on it. Ai will ask P-K tu halp when her getz hoem.
When yu logged in, luuk at berry top uv screen – shud see gray bar wif buncha stuffs. Clikkee awn “Write” an yu makes gnu blog post.
YAY!!!
*claps floofy paws in ekstatik hapi-tayledniss*
*runsawftuhazzaluuk*
*runsbakwifakwikniss*
Oeh, luuks beli impresif! Ai canut wate tu b seein teh pikkies adn stuff!
*hazza eksitid adn hapi-tayl fur Bom*
{{{{Bom}}}}
PS. Ai sent u an emayo…
BTW, can chanje teh banner pic fur yu layter, tu… *maykes mentul noats*
An Cory-Bear will bii heer awlwaes aneetiem yew coem hoam from class
Hugs always halp.
I waked up wif another sinus hedache is all. Teh gud news is that I doesn’t has to work today so I can stay home and let teh kittehs entertains me but teh bad news is that my BF is outta town all week so I has a little lonely.
{{{lcb}}}, here has sum ginger tea fur deh sinus headache
I iz gonna try out mah liddlol gas grill fur deh furst tyme tonite
I iz making chikin kebabs, wanna joyin me?
*knocks on 2k’s door*
ohai lcb! plz come in
**makes sure to hide all deh shinies awai**
**puts the kettle on**
Oeh! Bad sinus hedaik, bad!!! Gow awai adn leef LCB alown!
Ai used tu get sinus hedaiks awl teh tym, adn lye awaik at nite coz ai cud nawt breef, et wuz horroblol!!! Lukilee ai hadda opirashun, witch halpt a lot. Ai still hab teh sinus, butt(!) as lawng as ai remembur tu gow fur mah injekshun ebery nao adn den, et iz nawt saow bad.
Owie, iz pleh.
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
Plz tu feel beddererer suun! Yu can haz day off an owr tenshun wifowt habing teh hed-ack, yu gno!!!!
whut beez mood ring?
Iz a ring wiv a stoen dat chaynjis culler “akkordin 2 ur mood” – akchoolee it chaynjis akkordin 2 teh temprichoor!
Dey has a “stone” dat changes colors wif yor mood. If u has a happee, one color, if u has a sad, anuver. If u is Prysma-kitteh, u gets lots ob colors…
Taht’s me – alwayz colurful.
fanks fur deh eggsplanashunz Annipuss an kvnsgrrl
blargh …… ai are ded frum teh suiteness!!
fanks
Iz macon m3 wush it were mai berfdai! Howw citing!
No woory – dere is plenty ob shinee fings 4 ebrybudy! Burfday fairy left lots an lots. Nobudy is ever left out in Cheezland!
Shiny! Ware?!?!
*gets awt binawkulars*
………………
Oeh dots……!
Shawrt attenshun span, ai has…
………………
Oeh dots……!
“Folloe dat cheezburger! Adn step onnit! No, nawt step on da cheezburger, dum hoomin!”
*sigh*
Such dissregawd fur such a beautimuss wurk ob art…
Maiks mii hazza sad jus finkin bowt et.
thats exsacly what i do evry time is late n im in the city with my mom or dad
Liddill Tawm Kitteh
duz nawtz wantz 2 getz Strypee
Tukkseedo durtee
Liddill Tukksee Tawm
Kitteh needz 2 getz Upptaown
4 immpoartunt dayt
Liddill Tukksee Tawm
Kitteh habz no mummeez. Willz
sneek ryde wiff Hewminz
Liddill Tukksee Tawm
Kitteh wawntz 2 meetz gurl in
Midnyte Kitteh Croo!
Jack.
Ooooh… lil tabbeh boi haz teh eksellent an slitelee danjrus tastes in grrlkittehs!
oh, come on… stawp… pleez….
wait… it stawping!
no… it nawt stawping…
hey! why it stawp fur dat girl inna miniskirt?
stuff u, stoopie taxi… ai nawt want to get in ur smellee car anywayz!
U tell ‘em, AllyBally! Taksees. Hmpf! Dey kin b sow ruud!!!
kitteh gawtz da last laff… himz wuz gonna leev a big tip!
awn teh tacksee dry vers shoo aifinkso
♪♪♫♪ iz wuvs tew drive teh taxi, iz liek it very much! (aifinkso)
evendoe i can has no lysense iz always find teh klutch!
iz can drive wifout muh hands, iz can drive wifout muh stingkee feet
and iz has noe problum keeping taxi on teh street! ♪♪♫♪
Cat-cutta, iz a taxi driver in
Cat-cutta, iz drive muh leetul taxi in
Cat-cutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Cat-cutta, iz a taxi diverkitteh!!
♪♪♫♪♪♪♫♪ {meep! meep!}
Give me high paw!
high fiv… er, fowr!
lol is so funny, i might chooze 2 follow in his paw prints(foot steps)
Teh cute!!
I can’t tayke it!
*SPLORT*
oh noes! K_K_C is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts K_K_C in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
OMy Anudder de-braning……
Yup. Tudai wuz a buzy dai fur teh CCC!
O tank u, Nennepus!
AI hoep to heel soon!
….
Issat Hello Kitteh ducky tape?
u shud catch catbus insted.
or the monorail cat
Oar get fowr sukshun-cups adn attatch usef tu ur hoomin’s kar windoe!
splort
oh noes! thepetmuseum is down!!!
Oh de huje mannitee
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts thepetmuseum in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
teh taxi baipassd meh :S
This picture belongs to http://jimloomis.deviantart.com/ James Loomis
All hale u a taksi!
hailing taxis is wurs dan raining cats and dogs…
Oar iz dat reigning cats…
Rein O’er Me
Did yew see teh A.S. moobie?
Nope. I nawt see menny moovies, unforshunatlee.
Wat a coinkydink – iz rainin heer rite nao.
hehehe. hi! i bez a newbie on diz website. my user iz wolfgirl321. i makez losta seal lols, and iz alwaiz submits em, but if dey be chosen, where can i see dem, cuz i dont tink dey wood fit unda cats or dogs. help meh!
Ohai wolf girl! Pleezed tu meetcha! Ai noes dat lolrus (walrus) lols r shown awn teh teh lolcats paig, butt(!) ai doan noes ware teh seal lols gow. Sawree.
ohai wolf girl!
sumtymes lols wif uvver animilols aside frum kittehs er goggies dew git poasted heer er awn lolgoggies site. Unforshoomately, dey gittin elebenty hunnered lols submittid ebree dai an onlee 4 er 5 gits poasted sew chanses is slim. butt iz funz aneehoo, sew keep trine, kay? an welkom!
ohai eberywun! Just wnat tew sai dat Unique and Eva meeted – Unique be bery interested as lawng az Eva nawt get tew klose, Eva sai “ohai big kitteh, ai iz plaiing, tew bizzee fer yu rite noaw!” Unique bery reaksed bowt it, her went tew her dish and eeted sum noms, den went and lay down bai Plasticat and watch Eva plai. Tira nawt meeted Eva yet, sept thru liddlol crack in Platicat’s bedruum door…wun at a tyme aifinksew!
Yays fur Eva an Unique!!!! *hazahappehhappeh*
Psssst, plz tu be taking pixors!!!!
yeshyesh – wii haz pikshures!!
Eva just meeted Tira – ai sprized dat Tira nawt az happy bowt noo bebeh sista az Unique! her hisshissgrowlgrowl at Eva, Eva sai”wut yur problim?” and wander awai. Eva seem reedy fer nap, sew she iz bakk in Plasticat’s ruum naow, and the big kittehs be chekking owt teh libbing ruum, weer Eva wuz plaiing.
Hisshissgrowlgrowl nawt end uv whirrld, an iz gudgudgud Eva nawt upsetted bai it!
Yu cud put towl whair Eva can sleeping awn it, an tehn giving taht tu bigkittehs tu sniffsniff?
ai nawt tew werrried bowt hisshissgrowlgrowl, az lawng az big kittehs nawt aktivelee goin after her, and her nawt upset. wile her plai in libbing rumm, ai bring big kittehs in Plasticat’s ruum and let tehm chek eberyfing owt…her crayt, tois, noms (az lawng as dey dont eet awl teh nawtcheep bebeh fuds!). mebbe du dat wif towel, tho…
*yawns hyoojlee*
Classmaets nawt can follo instrukshuns… teechur nawt zaktlee mastur uv teh softwarezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…… *clunk* *fawls off chair*
Iz gud dat Eva an Unique iz gittn long, an in mi limitted butt (snerk) recint xperience sittin an lukkin bee mush bedder den hissn an pointy endz.
P-K, mi mostest halpful computer peep, Ai wazn’t gunna ask till U getted hoem, butt (snerk) sins U iz bordbordbord, where is da werds suppoded tu be? Da grey bar ai haz jus haz mi naem and tyme an loggout command. Sorri tu be problum, mii puter skillz, let mii haz sum????????
Yu sees nuffing awn left end uv gray bar? *goez tu chekk settings in blog*
Ai chanje a fing, plz tu refresh?
{{{{P-K}}}} eet werks, ai haz putted in da naem “Samson’s Blog or Life with a Puppy” An tumorrorrow Ai wi’ll start da puttin in of manee werds. FANKUFANKUFANKU!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!
dere ben a kupplol hisses frum boff uf dem, butt nowun iz aktivelee traiing tew kause trubblols. dey duin prittee gud, aifinksew!
*nodnod* Duz sownd gud! Mebbe halps taht her be babycat, nawt bigkitteh… her less thretning.
Woohoo! Seanya gotted Cory bideos tu uploading!!!!!
Ai puts in blog innabit, but fur nao:
youtube.com/watch?v=-hyKQ3X4NxY
youtube.com/watch?v=21rrRWvjT2A
Wair purrtekshuns, plzkthx!!!
Awww….how kyoot!
Teh beeg floofy Angel makes me wanna splort too! Hur is sew purty. Plz to be givin hur snorgles frum me, ‘k?
OMCC!!! Dat Cory b ebber so kewt!!! He b full uv energyz!! {{{Cory}}
{{P-K}}
Ai bees at hoomayn sosietee til layter. Schmoos!!!!
Wuld sumwun plz cawl meh uh cab?
OK – You’re uh cab
Suddenly Robert DeNiro pull up sportin’ uh mowhawk inna A8/Marathon.
Travis Bickle: “You talkin’ to me?”
Kitteh: Dats OK, ai’ll taik teh neggst wun.
Anudder cab pulls up
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Pssssttt… what does the yellow light mean?
Kitteh: “Slow down.”
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: What… does… the… yellow… light… mean?
Kitteh: “Slow down”!
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Whaaaat… dooooeeees… theeeee… yeeeel-looowwww… liiiiight… meeeeaaan?
Kitteh: Move along.
Rong! In traffik skool (sumfin I tuuk yeers ago), teh instruktor sed dat alot of us prolly thot dat yeller meens “Poor it too it, iz fixin to chanj!”
Ah, Teh Starman Principle. Ai noe eet well.
Iz in “Starman”? I never seen it.
Teh moobie oar the scene?
Ai doan fink there izza John Carpenter moobie ai nawt seen.
Quotes – It’s near the top.
I never seen dat moovie.
Ohai rhsb! Its a neggselent mooby!! Ebry tiem it sonna toob, ai waching it, Jef Brijis is funee alot innit.
haa haa haa, berry funee! nc66
The copyright was stripped from this image and used without my permission. Please remove this image.
http://jimloomis.deviantart.com/art/Yawn-and-Stretch-24825393
Maybe you should resubmit it yourself
Just a mere suggestion Jim, considering it is on the LOL Builder of the ICanHasCheezburrger website
or the credit should be switched to you
Because I just clicked on See all captions, there’s many more….
the credit should be switched to you for the picture I mean
Jim – there’s a link near the top of the page for “incorrect source or offensive” that you can use to inform the powers that be of your concerns, or to have the credit updated for the source of the picture.
Well, if Mr. Loomis is OK with that, then fine. But if he’s not, it’s the job of the site to remove the image from the main page and the LOL Builder. not the job of the copyright holder to accept having his image taken and used without permission. It’s not fair to just say, “Well, somebody put it on the LOL Builder and now almost 200 people have captioned it, so even if it should never have been on the site in the first place, it’s too late to do anything about it now.”
I think that Jim has every right to be upset. I was saying simply that the way he went about it was rude, and it would have been worse if he hadn’t come back and apologized for coming across as rude.
He has said that he should have watermarked his image but Deviantart didn’t have that option at the time. It does now, so another suggestion has been made that he should resubmit his work as an updated version with a watermark to prevent this from happening in the future.
Being a Deviantart artist myself, I totally understand what he’s trying to say.
A good friend – Prysma-Kitteh – mentioned that some peeps heere mite b intermarested in new Cory vids. They not be on her site yet – you will want to check that out after she b back from edumacations, but here b sneek prevews place:
find youtube (not mytubes, I like my tubes of paint and not going to give dem aways), and look for vids hyKQ3X4NxY and 21rrRWvjT2A (2 diff ones).
Let me know if any questions … and P-K will let you know when her updates be done
Seanya
Ohai Seanya!
I has ur channlol saved in my fabrits.
Dat way, I can “cheet” an go to teh bideos enny tiem I wanna!
U an P-K be awsum kitteh parints!
ohai Seanya! Plasticat haz subskrybed tew yur youtube akkownt, sew he kan noe wen yu post noo stuffs!! wii go luuk!! {{Seanya}} {{PK}}
Yay! Thank u.
Kitteh shud get a Metro Card
U can go enywhere for a whole yeer
~Splort~
Ai jus lub kitteh wif difrint cololered toze!!!
*pokes head out from teh recubbery rooum*
O NOES! D.R. IS DOAWN!
HALP!! HALLLPP!!!11111
aifinkso dis should say Picture by :jimloomis.deviantart.com (James Loomis) Captiion by: Cameron via Our LOLBuilder insead ob Picture by: Cameron via our LOL Builder Caption by: dunno source
I appreciate the suggestions, but I think that this website should obey the law and simply remove the image. I did not give permission to “Cameron” to modify my image (of which I sell prints for charity).
Legal action can be taken if copyright infringement has not been dealt with by the host of this site.
PLEASE REMOVE MY IMAGE.
Thank you.
Oh don’t get all pissy. Just use the link at the top of the page to inform the powers-that-be and they’ll update the credit line to you. I never heard of “Jim Loomis and his deviant art website” before now, and you could have used this oversight by some less-than-knowlegeable cheezpeep to bring yourself some more publicity by being featured on a famous site full of cat-loving people, but now we all know what a jerk you are and will stay far away your website.
true dat
Sorry, but you’re the pissy one. I have every right to be angry about a stolen image that sells for charity. I could care less about referrals from a sight that easily allows stolen intellectual property to be modified and redistributed without proper source verification and permission. I’m not stopping anyone from enjoying this site, but I will stop people from taking money out of a donation effort, which is EXACTLY what this person has done by STEALING this image.
Look Jim we were trying to be polite. There are much more polite ways to say that you would like the image removed , because the current way in which you have chosen to say it is in no way at all polite. Now that may not have been your intent but that is how it is coming across.
I, myself, am a Deviantart artist, so I do know that there are different ways to credit the image, and I do know what you’re trying to say. As AngelPlume said, you can click on the link that says[b] Incorrect Source or Offensive[/b] and Kindly ask the owners of the website to have the picture removed, instead of seeming incredibly rude to anyone here.
Hey guys, I honestly didn’t mean to sound rude, but copyright infringement to an artist is very important. I realize that this site was just for fun, but the rude way in which this person has stolen, modified, and redistributed an image without due credit just kills me. Not only is it a stolen image, but it is an image which sells for charity!!! Not crediting the original creator is immeasurably more rude than me defending myself on this site.
I donate all profit from this image (and most of my other prints) to Camp S.T.A.R. (Summer Time Amputee Retreat). Stealing this image is akin to taking the money right away from the camp. Someone from deviantart pointed this out to me. If someone else had their work stolen and put onto this site (or any other site), I would be just as rude.
Thanks to those who told me about the copyright reporting link. I’ve already submitted my request to have it removed.
As I said I understand what you meant. Any other pictures that have been modified usually are still properly credited. You should have been credited either way.
However, as an artist myself, not crediting the original creator is equally as rude as you defending yourself on this site.
i thought there were ways you can ensure that no one can copy and paste the image…….. that would be the route i would take if i had wonderful photos like this that i wanted to “lock”
ya… Also this would teach other artists to properly watermark their artwork. Deviantart has an “Add Watermark” option when submitting an art piece.
would have saved a lot of aggravation i think
I wish I could’ve done it when I submitted the original, but DA did not have that feature. Furthermore, it will not let me add the watermark at this point. Therefore, I have two choices:
1. Fight the criminals (and those who support them) who steal work.
2. Remove and/or resubmit my work.
I’m so sorry that this has happend to you, Jim.
You should get the credit for this amazing picture,not the person who stole it from you, and is depriving a worthwhile cause of much needed profits.
FWIW, I took a look through your Gallery..I hope you don’t mind?
You are a Very talented Photographer and have some amazing work on your profile.
Also…..The Kitteh in this pic of yours is EXACTLY what my Hazel would have looked like as a Baybee,I’m sure
Good luck,Jim. I hope you get this sorted out
Thank you very much for the compliments and understanding! I’m glad that you understand my plight. I wouldn’t fight so hard if It wasn’t in the name of charity.
I agree with Jamama remove your work and resubmit it with the watermark
That way this will not happen again .
that’s exactly what i was thinking…..remove and resubmit……. and for the record, the website admin/owners are highly ethical peeps and will fix your issue. probably doesnt help that it is a holiday!
sooooo kut itz 1 of mai favez
This is cute… very cute, you actually took this photo by yourself?
It luks moar laik hez gonna EET teh taxi!
haha, thats going to be a classic (:
lol high five!! soo cute!