DOOM

DOOM Now in fun size.
sumtiemz doom even haz itz own mustache.
Picture by: a friend via our lolcat builder. Caption by: lenaruheart
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DOOM Now in fun size.
sumtiemz doom even haz itz own mustache.
Picture by: a friend via our lolcat builder. Caption by: lenaruheart
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Dat’s nawt doom, dat’s cyoot!
Onlee doom is hazhard tu CHRG’s!
dat’s wat Ai thort!
Srsly kyoot – SPLORT WARNING – TYTIN UR CHRGz!
Adn, ob kors, conga-rats fur maykin teh tawp spawt agin!
*dans-dans-anniawntawpagin-dans-dans*
Qter tahn Qte!
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Oh deer u haz been doun a lawng tiem….
*sweep up jmujh’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
amg! itz kitteh kirk!
Hmmm, Ai tink ktaht is a 8-legd idyut!
Er, wat?
an again I echo…whut?
A octsy moron
Das okay, then. Ai thot we were talkin spyders fer a moment. Nawt mai faverite.
brilliant U R in the way of LOLspeak!
I offerz hot chonklit in mai WOW mug
fpr yob welldone!
*heddesk*
*falls off chair gigloling*
continued muffloled giglolling from floor…
*helps up mary , refluffs tendrills*
hi sweet pea, and ovver cheezfrez—ai be goin 2 Noo Inglund (flying N2 Heartfyord) in a couplol weeks, 2 bisit teh inlawers, an wood rlly lubbs 2 cheezmeet yoo! plz rite bak.
I B making a- nodder nounsmints agin, l8ter…
(ai finks nowon lubbs mii,
), becuz nocheezey peepz rite. ai hassa sad!)
(an eye habs a “nahgt fun-sized hedache, sew B making mii sad, 2. Srry 4 teh Wine! I beez laying down)
C U.
ohnooooooooooes, not to be feline unlov’d!! would like to can has cheezmeet whif you, if pawsibulss!!
I has u in mai sytz
Aktibayting layzerz in 3…2…1…
Be ‘fraid. Berry ‘fraid.
Rawr! LOL!!
ohai Moe! u am sew veri clevur! di lol maede mi lol srsly
Ohai, anni, Ambercat, and AngelPlume. Here’s an afternoon snack for ebreewun. It’s glasses of prosecco and a plate of Parmesan crackers. I think I’ll sit for a nom anna sip.
Thx, but Ai aer juss goin 2 finish cukkin mai dinnur. Bai fur naow!
Fankies! *nom-nom-yum!-sip-sip*
Is a byutimus day in teh nayborhud heer (NoCal). Purrfekt fur sippy-noms.
Haz bean a lubblee dai in Lundun (TTI) 2! Sun sets in bowt haff a nower.
Doom kan come liv wif me. Kuz Annipuss is 100 purrcent rite!
Does Doom get itz own room?
A mynur cat-astrofee wud ownlee rekwyr wun ruum.
Doom wud need teh whol hows, aifinkso.
Ummm. Doom kan has the whole basement.
iz tornadedoh seesum heer! Wii kan share basemint wiff kitteh?
A surtin liddlol Diva waz juss makin biskuts awn meh arm az Ai carreed hur akross teh ruum. Hur just gottid up from hur nap nda iz akwirin fuud nao……. Hur seems tuu likink mii……
Yay! Conga-rats awn akwirin ur noo 4-leggid mastur!
YAY! *reeches forwaurd tuu movin teh Diva frum teh pooter screen sew Ai kin see* bv Hur b sew mush fun!
Hur be a pursistint liddlol diva! hur wantink teh cursor BAD!
Ai warndeded yu! LOL
Lessee… nap, noms. Next up: totalberserkerkitteh!
Hur shoed me dat 3
lass nite wen Ai waz tryin tuu sleep. Ai sai “Eva, iz bedtiim!” Shii sai “Hai Kid, iz plaitiim!”
And taht’s wut divas do – get wut tehy wantz!
yup! Hur sukseedid in gettin mii tuu plai for abowt a halfower, den Ai waz tuu tired nda wentid tuu bed. Shii kep wakin mii up awl thruu teh niit tho, saiin “Iz plai tiem!”
Ai m veery happi fer ewe an ur noo supperviisor Eva. Folloughn dis sagga iz makin meh tink iz gonna getz meh notha kitteh. *after I get my new Knee next week* Ai tink OP mihgt be okie wit dis?
Ai hoep sew! Iz alwais fun tew gettink gnu kittehs!
Mazel tov on ur akwizishun of the wunnerfull babeh kitteh Eva.
Fankee. Hur seem beree happee heer nd hur runz tuu mii wen eber Ai walk intuu mai ruum. Shii be plaiin riit nao, jumpin nda flippin arown attakin sumfin dat iz imvisibil…….
awwww sew cyoot! ai haz a happeh fur u, Plasticat!
Ai haz such a ginormuslee hyooj happeh fur yu an fur her. It sownd lyk her taking ober yur lyf in tru kitteh fashun — teh bigkittehs musta been teeching her. *giglol* Loki have PhD in Making Hyoomin Obey. Also sound lyk yu bof having funs getting tu gno eech uvver.
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Yesh, congarats awn adoptifyin teh lil Diva! Haz shee interakted wif teh big kittehs yet? Ai bet shee be bossin tehm rownd in now tyme!
- buys kitteh- gives to annoning next door neighbors- neighbor – ummm…. this looks evil . me- dont worry its harmless
Harmless doom…nao DER is a konsept!
Is only MOSLY HARMLESS!
Da end iss neer….
I blass u
Wit mah hi-beems of kewt!!!
Ohai! Dr Ebil, ai prezoom?
No, this is Dr. Ebil’s answering service. Please to leave a message at teh unholy wailing. kthxbai.
we will ignorez yew in teh order ob yer ignorance!
And return ur call at teh mostes inconbenient tiem possibul.
BTW, teh X-Men moobie be teh KEWL
ai had a fun!!!
An ai gotted home (Seanya an frend going tu groseree stoar, coz frend staying tunyte) an cory waked up an came bownsebownsebownse ober tu me an purrrrrrr az suun as ai pikked him up.
When ai hadda showr erlier, Seanya waz playing wif him, but az suun as ai turnd awf water an sed a fing, Cory bandoned Seanya an came runrunrun tu teh bafruum fur cuddlols. Seanya say, “What ai bees, choppt liver???”
lukee cory. himz happi tew hab yew awl tew himsef naow.
iz teh souwrce of all teh ebil, adns i wawnts it toos
I lik dis doom. Iz fuzzee!
OMG!!! Doom isnt fun!
O boi, naow ai kno wat ai am gonna giv owt nex trik er treet! Fun sized doooom!
yesh, an DARK CHOKOLAYT wons, 2!
DooM kreaps in Awn liddle kat Feet! den pownces on yer toses !
I luvs it!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
Dis be how bad rumorz starz bout de kittehs…
Xibit Kyoot Kitteh #1 just woke ups…Too early for de pokylypses…*wants fud*
uh, i don’t get it, but the kitty is cute!!!!!!! can someone tell me what it means??????