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we had kum to claim ur sole but teh door wuz loked. pleez reed our pamflit & get bak to us wiv a tiem that is moor conveeniunt fur u
but we wont taek no 4 teh answer.
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Er.. Um… Ai fink nawt, kittehs!
nice nawt sekond!
broild shrimps and grilled kabobs fur every one!
Thx PM, Iz gud 2 see u!
you beat everyone when it comes to not-seconds!
basement cat comittee duz naw giv up sew eezilee
an bai teh wai, wee see u hydin beehynd teh sofa in dere!
Debil kitteh sez 2 Faustus kitteh:
wii made a pakt,
yoo cant change dat,
yore hyding daze R frew
so gibbs teh Debil his dew
cuz nuffing can keep mii bak!
I R Bazement CAT!
*shivur*
*clappity clappity* wud wurk on teh Doom lol tew.
OMG!!!! LOL!!!1!11
PM!!11!1!
*runs up to Princess Mu at full speed, stops just in time, gives big hug*
Ohai Princessmu!!
*HUgs lcb bak, trwills in a cerkil*
ohai Bluesfan!!!1
O hai, Princess, LCB and bloozfren! {{{{cheezfrens}}}}}
ai R going out 2 Noo-Ingerland in a cupholder weaks, and wood lubbs 2 cheezmeet ebberwon whilst I R dere…how shuld ai gits teh messige out?
(ai hope sum peepz want 2 meet mii! i hassa ‘frayd no won will.
Well, I hassa hedacke, IRL. Ai R going 2 go hide IN teh bed now)
join chezefrens on yahoo groups and post it several tymes there an heer. den tell Cween mj and she will put it on the cryer
kitkay, ware iz u gonna be? ai tride tew luuk awn ur profyle fer ur lokashun but u doan seemz tew hav wun. ai iz in Noo Ingerland butt cauz uv wurks an uvver isshoos ai mite nawt bee able tew haz cheezmeet
Butt ai wud adbise maikin a profyle paige an nowncin it dere an jumpin inn awl teh threds an sayin in beeeg letters ware u wil bee an wen an axe if aneewun cahn meet
yesh, yesh, ai fergitted bowt the Cheeztown Cryer, taht is gud ideaa
Kitkay, doan b teh silly.
Eberywon wud LUB to meet u!
I wud, but I’z onna otter side ov teh countree.
How bout never? Is never gud for u?
heh! lol!
Ore how bout around Sebben-Ellebbenty.
Hao bout affer mah next baff?
Oh, u nawt want mah hoomin’s sole?
Dat’s teh won I waz gonna gib u.
O, lists C here, ai hassa opin in teh “yer tweenty-five, tweenty-five”, dat werk 4 yoo?
Iffs man iz still alibe, iffs woman can surbibe…
Ohai eberibodi. An howdy Princess long tyme no be seen. Ai iz heer.
Ohai BOM!
ohai Bom_ mom!
Hiay, Ms Princess of Mu-ness
Wot langwich iz dis wich yoo speex? Ai doan noe does werdz….
Ohai BOM! Hao Samson an teh kittehs duing?
Sry, my sole awlreddy klaimed. Fanks ennywai.
Hey, dis iz posed to b our block.
U iz nawt afforized to claim soles heer.
I suggest dat u moob along before we tells our boss kitteh.
Hao yur kitteh-byted hand be, Romeow? {{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}
I b fine nao!!!
Teh sooper dooper drugs fixed meh up!
My rite hand and arm almost matches mah left.
oh thank CC! i am glad u am okeh! {{{Romeow}}}
Fankee, mah Princess!
Warning to otters…it happened fast.
Got bit at 4:00 PM and whole hand and 2″ past mah wrist waz hugely swollen by 11:00. 2″ further by morning, and red streaks going up to my bicep by noon.
Dr. TinyCat took it very seriously – fank gudness.
Get treatment ASAP affer a bite.
Yep, can be scarry fast! ai got byted at 5pm, waz sore bai bedtiem, an berry bad swollened bai morning. Teechur sez, if yu get bited, putta kwarter ober it an draw line arown it. If red go outside taht, get tu doktor NAO, du nawt pass GO, du nawt stop tu collekt 200 munnies.
I nawt kno u gotted teh bitted!
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Dat waz teh funneh fingwif my bite. Nuffing waz red. I putted Neosporin on and had allergic reaction to it. So, since nuffin is red – muss just b from teh Neosporin. Habs to b red iffs iz infection – rite? Rong.
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A breeder fwend said dat shud fill a needless syring wif hydrogen peroxide. Putts it rite into bite site and push plunger. She also keeps supply of Augmentin on hand. Her Dr. TinyCat told her to taek it immediately affer getting a bite.
oooh! is bery gud advice!
duz it has to bee a Canadian kwarter or can use US kwarter?
Depends on ware teh kitteh iz frum.
It cud also beez a African or Yooripean quarter…?
Iffs ur on Mt. McKinley, u can use a nikkle.
I can always uze a nikkle..
or two..
answor mii theez kwestyuns free…
FWEE…
wun, too, fyve…
Carful, ur loosin da reply klikkee fingee agin.
aifinkso that’s where it useta say, “commints will nawt nest beelow tihs levvel”.
K, kittehs, u can hav mai sole. I ain’t yoozin it for ennything, ennyway. But may I hav a reseet for mai taxes, plz?
heh : ) funny!
Umm, I nawt innerested kittehz, maybii the peoples next door.
Ono! Yu WIL submitz! Nowan iz sayf frum teh relijus robotz!
tihs lol iz ful uv win an awsum, gud wun Penetratorr!!
oh yesh yesh yesh! GRATE wun!! @@@@@!
Dem soul collektors nebber pay attention tu da “No Solicitating” sihns.
U hab to hab teh sine in LOLspeak so dey can reeds it.
“Nawt bii kuming heer tu sail stuffs or kollectin souls”
Duz dat wun wurk?
Yesh, I bleeb dat dey cud reed dat.
*snort!*
Hey Sista, Go Sista, Soul Sista, Go Sista…
♫ Itchy gitchy ya ya da da ..
*dans’s under teh mirror ball.. wif pretty lites bowncing ebryware*
voooly voo cooshay avek mwoi
*hands soul to lolcats in general*
@@@@@!
Dere’s a General in charge?
Iz it a Five Burger General?
**Reedz pamfilt wif teh pretty tower awnit**
Reprogramming appoynmint?!?
Izzit jes meh, oar awr teh witnesses gettin’ moar awgressiv?
Alwais open teh door wif teh chain still locked.
Phunny yew shuld menshun chains. Teh pamflit hazza whole sekshun devoted tew their yoose during reprogramming proseejur. :mrgreen”
Chain, chain, chain,
chain ov fools…
Grabbity paws Romeow’s an nc66′s paws to making a chain… :snerk:
R u callin us fooz?
I wuz onlee joshin’ ‘Sides.. I wuz in dere too..
Teh debbil made meh do it..
Hmmm, dat sounds inneresting.
**kix cat-o-9-tayls unner bed**
*Lisa is herd in teh background shouting*
“WE’RE OUT OF CHIPS AND DIP!”
U crack meh up, NCA66!
*SCHMOO*
I waz brot up onna side street
I learned hao to lub before I cud eets
I waz edumacated at Wudstock
Wen I start lubbin I juss can’t stop…
Speeking ob infamous misheard lyrics:
“I waz edumacated on gud Scotch”
Sam & Dave – FTW
Doo doo doo…duh doo doo duh doo
Oar Jake and Elwood
Gud Scotch
Fanks fur teh likee!
But… but… ai alreddy gibbed mai sole tu a BC!!!!!!! Him frum diffrint offis? Mebbe yu gno him, him teeny an cyoooot!!! Ai no can pay twice!!!
Sowy…soles r non twansferrable.
Ur sole alwais belonk to Cory Bear.
But tehse uvver kittehs wanting mai sole tu! *rings hands* O, what ebber will ai du?
U can gib dem ur hart.
We awl kno dat it iz beeg enuff fur awl teh kittehs.
*digs toe inna dirt an blushis*
yeah,Whut romeow sed
I has to put mai nikkle in two!! PK..U haz teh biggist hart an U iz teh bery best, warm an luvving kitteh mommah… We all haz a prowd for wut U dew for teh babeez..
Oh, an Seanya too! *schmoo*
whut idansdansdans sed!
Mmmm. This is a puzzlement. You could:
alter teh dokumintz
barbie, put schwimpz on it
confuzzle new BCs and runawaiwifaskwikness
d…
dine n wine dem tew win dem ober
eskaip doan teh ‘skap hatch
fly away wif teh burdees
g…
go unnerground
hoap they forgetz about u
inch way along the wall
j…
Jump intu da
Klawsit
Leab opun a krak so yu can se
Maik a liddul
Nest ub cloze tu rest in
O……
u cud offer tehn sean’s sole insted?
Oh bluesfan, ur such a gibber.
Alwais teh fotfull one.
aint ai tho?
Yep, I haz two BC’s dat own mine soul, mine bed, mine howse, mine checkbook, etc.
ohyeh – ai noe him! he IZ teeny and kyoot and bery snorglabull and ai did nawt want tew put him down but had tew tayk Eva tew get her mikrochip and raybees shawt… *sigh*
Letz them libble blaec kittehs com inadoorz! Dey iz harm…Hey! Leggo! *wild thrashing sound*
Kittehs moov on t3 nex hoose fur ebil deedz.
Dey’s seeking converts to CATholicism?
U came to claym my sole? Butt, wut will I has foar dinnur ifn u eet my fillay?
Haddock iffs I noe.
Yah, dees kittehs jes wanna eet my fud foar teh halibut.
I’m waiting wif baited breff to kno wat ur gonna eet.
Eel be a roughy desishun.
omai, that wuz a gud wun! dubble!
*flounders around foar a fishee pun*
whale, ai gots nuffin.
Iz okay, tessm, I’m shur revsharkie cud halp yoo.
Ohai, ai bee bak. Samson’ anti Tay cumed ober tu meatz him. Wii haz surbibed hour nawt sekkond firtee-sixx ourz. Himz is a sweat babbeh, beri gud nachured. Hi still nawt cumfee inna howse, doen lik stairz an da kittehz keyp hissen at himz.
Wen yore boss goes to twerk on icee skaets – tehn it bees conwenient fore me
Ohai cheezfrenz, ai haz teh pleh chest infekshun so ai iz hoem todae. Ai askid Buddy to maek me sum chikkun soop. Didz yew noes kittehs kin ROFL?
*snerk*
I donut kno witch iz moar sel-feesh – kittehs oar my stoopy sistur-in-law.
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**finks foar a minnit**
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.
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Stoopy sistur-in-law iz.
ohai KK! {{{{{KimKiwi}}}}} hope u gets better suun!
Ohai dere KimKiwi!! U adn Romeow hasta get bedder REAL fast.. Dr. Tinycat’s orders.. Haz sum hawt chiklit.. an sum aceta…aseeta….aspirinz. His number iz on dis card .. plz..
kthnxcawlhiminteh mornin’.
O fankies idansdansdans. Ai haz sum aunty bionics nd tehy maeks me vairy sleeeepeeee.
ohai tessm {{{{{tessm}}}}} Teh pleh wedder noes halp – rayne nd moar rayne nd tehn sum moare rayne. It maeks mai depweshin bad tew.
But I haz cheezpeeps nd Buddy Yay
Nooooooes! No depweshun!!!!
*stands tween kim an depweshun an shows awl teh pointee endz wifafeerse*
Bad ebil depweshun! Yu leeb mai frend kimkiwi aloan oar ai shweds yu intu coldslaws!!!!!!!
psst, PK – ai just sended yu emayo wif kyoot pikshure, ai hoep yu gets it…ai triied tew post it butt mai pooter bein teh STOOPY!!!
Ohmai… her iz a BERY Ttired bebbeh! Ai go uploads it, otay?
yesh, fankies!!!!!!
Haz yu tried resizing yur pics tu 800×600? Coz teh pic waz ginormus an ai gotted an error, tehn ai resized it an it uploaded fine.
PEEPS! IZ BRAN-GNU PIC UV EVA IN MAI PROFILE PICS TAHT UNIQUEKITTY TOOKED!!!
Ai haz such a happeh her haz such a happeh… iz what ai wantid for her moar tehn ennyfing. {{{{{UK}}}}}
{{{kimkiwi}}}
Depweshun sux. Beeg tyem.
Yah him duz. Ai finkso is teh yewshil depeshun nd wib teh addid bonus of teh Seesonil Afektiv Disordur coz it haz bees rainee nd pleh fore elebenty dayz. Pleh pleh pleh.
Brite lites! An vitamin D! Yesh yesh yesh! *nods vigruslee*
Aw… pore Kim.
Get bedder suun.
An ai haz seend mai kittehs ROFL okkayshunallee at teh sujjestion tehy du sumfing halpful.
Ohai p-k ai haz bin lukking at teh bideos of cory-bayre nd tehy maeks me smilol. Ai iz so happitayle taht he has furebber hoem wib yew, cos yew iz ful of teh win nd ossim. {{{{{p-k}}}}}
Him sleeping awn bed wif me whyle ai duz hoamwurks an seanya an frend watching teebee in libing ruum.
Him such a sweetee!
Ai trai tu desyde, taek him tu skool wif me tumorro, so ai can taek him tu Humayn Sosietee wif me an chekk him eyes n fings, wif teh risk teechur will spekt me tu let uvver classmaets eksamin him an franklee ai nawt lyk hao tehy handlols kittehs, oar nawt. *pondurs*
Basement Cat Witnessers always travel in pairs.
Sillee kittehs…u no seez da No Soul-lissitin’ sine?
@@@@@!!!11!
Ohai, awl, Happee Hawl a day. Ai can has tidingz ub joy. ai just lurn dat owr cween mj iz finely reeched hur sumur palis.
LOL ^_^ Dat iz a great one!
LOL ^_^ Dat iz a great one!
Deer Kyoot Basement Kittehs!
Mai sole had bin given to yor koligs long tiem ago.
Ail notifai yu as soon as noo sole is avalabul.
Yoz truli
Genius caption