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I’m in liine nawt second!
I fink this is the onli legitimat thyme when I cudda yelled I’m first ( in line!) and gotten awai wif it!
Pinky toe-pad warnin! Put awn yer protecshun NAO!
Pinkee toe-pads……………..
AIIIIIII
Halp………….
Splort
Whi duz no wun lissen to moi when I iz ackually makin sense fer wunce? Anybudy kno the CCC mergency number? Awl you get wif nine wun wun is firemans!
**dials nine-elebenty**
Ohai, fyremens?
Can yoo plz come over heer rite away?
Iz emerjensee? Yesh, it iz.
BOM is down! Oh deer u haz been down a lawng tiem….
*sweep up BOM’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*krawls ober an sprawls besyde bom weeklee*
Nawt tu taek purrsunal when iz delay in reskyu… when iz dis lebel uv cyoot, it frows ebreewun awf, eben teh wuns whu nawt splort go awl skatter-brayn.
Tulayt! *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
rite behynd yu!
Congrats carosue!! Wat type uf drinks an danses wuld yu lyke?
Huuummmm. A dans to teh beauti uf this kitteh tummi. Sway towards the pretti furs, lean bak so the pointy ends don’t boop you, and den do it again! Meenwhile, sumbudy call fer sordid comdrinkables.
I can dans too? I been watchin “Dirtee Dansin” so I has pikked up sum noo moovs.
**Red duz dansdansdans**
woah! Dose are sum fanci moovs!
Fanks!
Yah, nobodee ever dun moovz lyk dis befoar!
Iz prolly a gud fing, too.
Ohai rhsb!
Sweeeet!
Hugz n cheezluv,
Hug mii, hug mii, hug mii. Now feed mii
{{{{{yoo}}}}}}}
{{{{{{you}}}}}
{{{{{yo0}}}}}}}
*feed, feed, feed*
(Y I not be bloo, now, I setted up my dashbored fingy?)
almos luuks liek Eva!!!!!!!
If Eva gotted whyte paint awn tummeh an back futses. *giglol*
ai wuldn’t rool dat owt!! *snikker*
I can has hugs too, plz? I nawt had a gud kitteh hug in ayjis!
It is sadly tru dat sum kittehs do nawt hug.
Ifn I nawt get kitteh-hug, den I wud settlol for a gud snorglol.
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
*hans da red bjuteh hers kittehs ober fur huggin cus dems bees berre huglablol sinse her wus in da holl-e-dais* plz 2 gibs dem bak in 4 howrs so ai cin feeds dem adn taeks dem hoem wib meh aftur wurk
Dis kitten needz scritchy- scratched bhin de erz! Ai does it!*love-love-love-love-love* Der. Iz dat buttr?
*blowin razzberri in da belleh* hee hee hee
N E won ebber heared ob “zerbits”? iz lyke a razzelberreh.
Yesh!! I has herd ob dem!!!
Mai neffyoo lubbed teh Zerbits wen him was a ebbeh kitteh
I want to adopt that kitty!
O.
M.
CC.
*trais tu splort*
*haz no brayns left aftur ten weeeks uv Eva an a buncha weeeeks wif Cory-Bear*
*sirkut braker blows*
*collapsis awl tangloled up, staring blanklee intu spayse*
Oh PK, I nawt kno hao to halp u!
Heer, u rest an put awn dees gogglols dat keep u from splortin.
**wraps PK cheezmap blankee, an administurs choklit an bevridj of payshunt’s choyse**
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Fanks, Red an Taya… waz juss tu much cyootniss! Oh, teh bellee, an teh toepads, an an an teh bloo eyes an… *taeks deep breff an hudduls intu blankkit, nibbling teh goodees an hugging teh pengwin*
*snorglols P-K an purrs rokin wif her*
*gentlee skritches Raya behind te eers*
Er… Taya…
*snorglols*
Shakily dailin’:
nnnnniiiinnnnnnne – wwwwwwoooonnn – wwwwwooo…..
AAAAARRRRRGGHHHHH!!!
*SPLORT*
Oh noes, PootyTat be down too!
*sweep up PootyTat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
BOM_MOMME sadlee crawlz off, noebudi lubz her an wantz tu fix da splort.
:crying:
Fank U red, ai waz sew sadd, ebrione gettin sabid. Ai fank u sew much
Ai haz been onna berj ob splortin fore awhyl, nawt sekkond da puppi an den da kyoot kitteh. Sorri carosue, ai didnt sea ur wornin in tyme.
Um, BOM, u has been fixded. Luuk abuv.
*Runs thru awn way tu da grill* Hey red, yu haz a nyce dai? BBL
Ai sawded, fankee sew much fur cummin tu mi resque, u iz da wunderful cheezfrend.
*GASP!* — Heavily breathing — Thanx Red!!! I wuz caught without my CHRG!!! I normally never leave home wihtout it, but…
*sigh* thanks again! Hope you’re havin’ a great day!!
Ah volunteers for this ard-yoo-us task!!
~Splort~
Oh my, DR is down!
**wipes brow**
*sweep up DR’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
**collapses in heep**
I needa ‘dult bevridj.
Hear red, ai haz broght u da swoonin couch, u luk lik u cud use da rest. U haz had da busee ebening takin caer ob awl da splortin around heer.
Ai alsew haz a gallun bottlol ob takillya foer ya.
Fanks, BOM.
Can yoo send a YNG owt to tend to me? Dat mite maek it awl beddur.
Oba tayba;
Nin elebentee, pleez wii needz seberul YNG sent tu da swoonin couch der iz a wimmins in needz ob takin caer ob.
I finkso wii needs YNGs IRL.
I nebber had hansum guies vyin foar my ‘tenshuns befoar.
*stumbles bak in* hey red, heer haz a magarita made wif ownli da top shelf stuffs. How wuz yur dai?
It wuz okay. Nuffin oberlee speshul.
How wuz urs?
I hazza prowd! I mowed da front an bak yard an I trimmed sum trees, an did sum laundry an am payin dearly fur it now. Mine rite arm nawt wanna wurk, butt (giggle) I sweated an gitted exercise.
I wented to church, den pikked up sum fuds an came hoam. I warshed sum clothes an did sum straytenin up in my bedroom.
Iz yoo awf werk 2morrow? I am. I’m gonna sleep in!
Yep! Hazza xtra dai awf! Wee Hoo. After I sleep in, I mite wash da kar an maibii trim more trees, or I mite just lay round.
Ebrione needz tu bee vyed fur. Ai iz beein vyded fore buy one beeg tabby kitteh an a eben beeger snugglee puppy.
I wud lyk to be purr-sood, butt nawt has mutch payshuntz, so I end up purr-sooin an skroo fingz up.
Ai noez u fink sew, an u iz frusterated caus da himz wont talk. Al ai can sae iz dat himz nawt sae anifing saes much. purhapz himz is afraed dat u wii’ll tri tu get answer an der iz noe gud reasun, jus iz wat eet iz.
Mine huzby iz lik dat, himz nawt sew gud wiff da talkin bout feelinz.
Thank u. I is safe.
Oh yesh pleese. Hugz for me!
wut a comfahteble pilloz. hugz and cuddulz.
*poynts tu profyle*
Ai upload pic uniquekitty tuuked uv Eva. Go lukking! Iz cyoot! Her bery tyred an happeh grrl, aifinkso!
Wut has dey dun to dat bebbeh?!?!?!
OMCC cawl da fryemenz!!! Eva iz down, Ifinkso her splorted frum her own kyootness.
Ai borro what yu sed:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4263211
Ohhh, dat iz da kyootest!! YAY!
ai secunds dat… kyoot adn kittehkomfeh
Ai fink mebbe tu much playing wif plasticat. *giglol*
Ohai PK and awl teh cheezfrends! In-laws left today, grad-yoo-ay-shuns are dun, ai did lawndrees today, and tomorrow ai can rest! Yay!
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Srsly, teh pic ob Eva be preshuss! Her obveeuslee feels comfy in her gnu home! Ai haz a hyooj happee for her and Plasticat!
An egg soss ting weekend, yu haz had wun!!!!!
An ai happeh fur tehm, tu.
wii haz wun uf dose Kong Wubba fingies awn a string – an her wuz habbing a RILLEEE gud tyme wif it!!!
LOL Oh, aibet her waz!!!!!
UK, will yu gibs Eva kisses awn da head frum her cheezfanz? Ifinkso her an Cory bii sum uf da ownli kittehs wif a fan club.
ohyesh – wii kan gib her LAWTS uf hugs and snorglols frum teh cheezfrens! maibe wii shuld hab “Eva fan klub” & “Cory fan klub”shirts……..
(Pssst… Seanya an ai lukking at cafepress an mebbe duing Eva an Cory t-shirts an mowsepads an fings lyk taht… iz a tentativ fing, but cud be cool
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I bii buyin da t-shirtz!! YAY! I needz 2 fur mii, wun Cory an wun Eva, an wun fur da hubbikat, kaus him nawt comment but(!) I keep him updated awn Eva an Cory an him izza fan tu. (Him bii a big ol softy heart fur a kitteh) Oh, an wii kan hazza Cory an Eva tugether shirt!! YAY!
Her luks happi an kontint! Ifinkso yu picked da purrfect forebber parent fur Eva. {{PK}}
Her gunna haz happehniss an lubs alwayz, yep! Iz awsum! Altho waz nawt zaktlee mai choyse, per say. But ai aprroves uv teh choyse, berry muchlee indeed!!
Weel iz tyme tu put da puppi tu bed. Nite al.
‘Nite, BOM.
Dere be a waiting nao aifinkso… I wud liek hugz please
I can has wun nex pls?? PLS??? Kthx.
haow yu iz ETP? awl bedder? {{{ETP}}}
Ohai, RH! Ai doan fink wii b introdeuced..Glad 2 meet yu…{{{RH}}} R u teh nubee liik mii?
=^1^=
Ohai OM =^_^= Ai iz a sorta nubee. Ai be reedin heer fur longtiemz and come-mints sum, butt ai iz nawt a reguler come-mint-er
WELCOME RH!!!! Dis bii da bestest plyse in da wurld!
Ohai! ETP! Did yu c mae message? Ai hope yu ‘n als cheezfrenz b habin’ teh best hollydae Sondae!
{{{{ETP,Bom,Red,3KM,PK,UK}}}}*slow eye-blink*
Ohai OM how iz yu tunite. I iz gitten da sleepy! Hope yu haz a fun tyme planned fur marrow.
Yesh! Hubcat gotz lawn als lowered’n'pretty so wii bee firin’ uppa Webber and grillin teh zizzkabopz!!
Humm-yum & 2 go wif diz ai b makin’ mii nawt-sekcond tater salad ob teh year! Wii als b swigin’ teh sodaz & 4 desert, homemaid browniez! Yep!
(stoopy diet kin worry ’bout itz self 2morrow!)
Tank-ye fur askin, 3KM, do yuz hab planz 2?
=^1^=
Just yard wurkz, maibii. I wurked in yard tudai an gitted lotsa stuff done. Hubbikat haz tu wurk a double tumarrow so mii an adolescent boi will just bii hangin an probabli grill burgers fur dindin. Just happi tu hav da dai owf.
Fanks, OM. {{{OM}}}
Iz tiem fur me tu hed fur bed, got classiz tumorro, an Cory gunna wanna play fur a whyle befoar him lets me sleeping.
Schmoos an lubs tu ebreewun! Yu iz teh awsumist frendz in awl teh whirrld!!!!!!!!!elebentee!!!!!!!!!!
Bebbeh Kittehz libbz
4 sllllllllllow jentill Hugz. Habz lawtz
ubz wayz 2 getz dem!
Bebbeh Kitteh Hugz
amz besstest! Day helpz Bebbeh
growz t3h flooffee furz
Bebbeh Kitteh Hugz
doant’z cawst a feeng, butz dayz amz
cawnsiddurrd pryssless!
Jack.
*gibs Jack run-by applesauce an hugs awn teh way tu Cory-hugs an bed*
nitey-nite deer PK & Cory!
YAY! Iz tru, kitteh hugs bii pryssless! Makes mii smile ebbertyme mine kittehs decides tu grace mii wif wun.
Ai needz hug tu, kitteh! Anda bacashun!
yai!!!!!
*snorglolz kyoot kitteh*
*Grabs her cheezfriends blankee wif her tuxedo furrrred pawsies and holds tightly to teh blankee…but it no workies*
Teh pawsies!!
AI can’t taek it!
*SPLORT!*
Nobuddy else around! Lets see. Needs to scoopa up alla braynes and rinse tehm wif cleen waters and putz tehm bak insied and taype alla hedbonz bak togeder wif lotza dukky taype. Putz awn CHRG wif pokie dots and raps blankie around Kitteh_Kat_Celia. Liez down and due nawt luk at teh cyoot fur until feelin bettur.
O tank u, KayKitteh!
*wavey wavey tuxedo paw from under cheezfriendz blankee*
AI can’t help nawt loving teh cyoot, though..
Ah berry muches needz dis bebbeh wif da tose an ebberfing, Ahfinkso!
Whar Ah kin gets dis wun?
Hims ornjty, but hims defnitlee nawt poysen.
yesh, himz berry tasty an nauwt poysun. Ai habbs a sweet orangy girl tabbeh, and I lubbs her 2 DEFF. (well, not 2 DEFF, DEFF, just bunches)
I gotted my liddlol cinamon bun gurly off craigslist. Or try petfinder dot com. So minny beeutiful an wunnerful anyimuls. Make teh whirld a happeh place! Yay!
So cute [: I wanna squeeze it so badddd [: haha.
I wana squeezes hiz witle cheewks!
Rattipuss u can also finds meny wundurful kittehs at the animal shelter or kitteh rescew. Awl kittehs shoud haf hoomans who luv dem and want moch kitteh luv in return.
Well, Ah haz awreddy free rezkyoo kittehs an dats prolly awl Ah can rilly haz fer nao. Ah wud haz awl da kittehs in da whirld if dere wud be roome. Dey wud awl fits in mah hart.
Anom, mai frend.
Never enuff hugz in da world….do your best to end artificial hugz shortage!
Rascal