Comments on: fud pyramid

By: Donna

Donna — Mon, 25 May 2009 02:58:50 +0000

eyvd sed eet befor nd eyll sey eet agen :
“Rats are friends, not food !”
Pertikulerly kyuut leetle peenk eyd whyt ratzes lyk thees wun…..

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Mon, 25 May 2009 02:39:09 +0000

Yah, I spoze dey ment dat 2 reedins wuz Nomnal, but dey hafta tawk fast, so dey sed dey wuz “Nom Nom”!

Asternot I Scream is purty Nom Nom, but I dunno whut else…..

By: kikilan

kikilan — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:16:46 +0000

WTF??!?!!?

By: kikilan

kikilan — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:16:14 +0000

y’know actually thats probably supposed to be a food CHAIN

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:14:08 +0000

umbrellas in drinkies!!
very good noms
well cukked stakes!
x cellent noms
your noms!!
zero calorie noms

whew……. now ai can rest cuz is finished!!!

TA DA!!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:09:53 +0000

ai not want revoltin presents!

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Sun, 24 May 2009 18:01:51 +0000

“Nomnal”?

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:51:01 +0000

Whut’s nekst, cirkus tentz?

By: Kiki Kitty

Kiki Kitty — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:45:01 +0000

wait-it’s a food pyramid, Oh crap they’re gonna eat the kitty! XD

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:44:40 +0000

No. Mayk myne vanilluh. Maouss, taht iz.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:38:58 +0000

Actually cats have a hard time killing rats. Mice no problem but because of the larger mouth, claws and just plain meaner temper rats are able to kill cats. Hence why so many sailing ships would have a terrier of some sort, to hunt and kill the dock rats.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:37:50 +0000

Hey, DaKat! Dat’s noe wai 2 treet a cween!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:34:08 +0000

Aifink teh Royal Park polees mite taek eggsepshun 2 a nekkid cheezmeet in Greenwich Park!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:31:41 +0000

Thx nicewitch Ai doan’t fink it iz ennifing seeryus – juss an awl ober bleurgh feline an pane frum arfritus.

By: Taya

Taya — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:18:40 +0000

yew will has Cory-Bear fureber an eber!Eva be happitail wiv Plasticat an yew can nao gibs awl ur lubs tew Angel an Trick an Mister Cory. An wii will awl be heer foar yew weneber yew needs us aifinkso.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:13:00 +0000

Even Five More Funny Messages to Send via Twitter

- I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

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By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:10:53 +0000

Yet Another Five Funny Messages to Send via Twitter

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By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:04:28 +0000

Five Funny Messages to Send via Twitter

- The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

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By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:57:26 +0000

*heddesk*

Maus wud lub dis wun, NC66!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:55:10 +0000

radishes
sqarsh
turnips…

nah onleee kiddin
root beer flotes
strawberry shortcakes
tuna!!!
u……

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:51:50 +0000

Eggsellent job kvnsgrrl!! Burfdai fairy wuld bii veri proud!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:48:54 +0000

nom nom nom
otter peeps noms
potater salads!
qeeeeeeesh!!
r…..

By: thepetmuseum

thepetmuseum — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:48:07 +0000

mebbe maek dem sticky?

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:46:13 +0000

Dat eggsaklee wut ai wuz thinkin!!
*
Nawt. (gigglol)
*
Beri impressibe!

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:40:13 +0000

Puur annipuss! Ai fiksis yu a nies cup ob tee inna prittee cup wif flutterbys onnit. An heer bees sum sordid biskits foar yu tu nom, awlsew sum sordid pane killurs tu chuse frum. An dis bees a hurbil heetin rap, awl filld wif teh swete-smellin hurbs an sedes, dat ai heeted up wif a majikol (well, wif teh mikrow-waev, wich bees mush teh saem ting, aifinkso!) *jentlee plaesis hurb rap arownd annipuss’s showldurs* Der. Ai hoeps yu has teh feelin beddurs suun. {{{annipuss}}}

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:37:56 +0000

{{{{{kvnsgrrl}}}}

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:37:15 +0000

Three Indian women are sitting around in their tipi, just shooting the breeze. The first woman points to the hide she’s sitting on and says, “See this hide? My son killed this bear with his own two hands. It’s worth quite a bit.” The second woman nods, and points to the hide she’s sitting on. “This is a bear hide, too, and MY son killed it with his own hands as well. I imagine it’s worth at least as much as yours.”
Finally, the third, and oldest, woman speaks up. “See this hide?” she cackles. “This is a hippopatamus hide! I killed this hippo with MY own two hands, and it’s worth easily what both those bear hides are worth together.”

And of course, the moral of the story is:
The squaw on the hippopatamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:37:06 +0000

Junyur mintz
Key lime pie
Lemonade
Marmalade
N………

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:35:41 +0000

Ifz dis hol whurld wud beez mour lik dis cheezlan, dis whirrld be buttr.

By: kvnsgrrl

kvnsgrrl — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:34:04 +0000

ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to KRELM an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and cherry pies, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif feather boas, Little remote control cars, and Boblol heded guiness piggeh action figures wif pull string. an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:30:39 +0000

srysly? dems sed roger, nom??

wut cud it mean?? da whole whirrld is goin to teh ICHC??

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:28:32 +0000

Ai seed diz thingg landz on t3h ijit-box. Skyies were blu as Persian i’s, an dis ghosti-lik shuzzle were beootimous. Ai hered ewe werry gud, talkz abooot dees ballz-o-meatz ewe be makn, blue kitteh! Des soun so nomnom!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:27:22 +0000

but, but, but, i liked deh sin and cos and tan!!! Not tu menshun deh sec adn cosec and cotan!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:14:03 +0000

Wats teh freekwency, Kenneth?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:03:30 +0000

Ai wuz thinking, maybee if ai wore a lawt ov maek up, no wun wud notiss!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:01:59 +0000

**Hacks intew Lundun CC survaylants system.**

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:58:37 +0000

**falls awf chair**
Wuts yor vector Victor?
We hab clearance Clarance?
*pawnders if noms were Oveur Dunn*

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:54:17 +0000

egg salad sammich
fronsch fries
german potato salad
hagandaz (sp…..like we care) ice creemz
ice creams
j…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:54:06 +0000

Oh deh porosity!!!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:50:42 +0000

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:46:52 +0000

**tries tew stack kibble**
Nawt sew eezy wifowt possiblol fumbs akshully.
**NC keeps ending up wif an inverted trapezoid**

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:45:50 +0000

LOLZ! Da spays shuddle landid sayf et Edwards AFB, I herd da NASA guys on da Innernetz say da reedins wuz “Nom Nom”!!! An da asternot replide, “Rojur, Rojur, Nom Nom”!!!!

I fall down laffin!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:43:06 +0000

*goez tu kitchen and fillingz bloon wif cold wadder*
*Frowz wadder bloon at DaKat*

———– ☼

Splat!!!!

*Runz away wif a kwikkness!

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:41:59 +0000

Snow wyte Mowsee wiff
redz ieez heers a noyzz awnn t3h
rufe. Wuts coodz it beez?

Snow wyte Mowsee amz
curree~uss. Nawtz curree~uss
eenuff 2 fyndz owt

Strypee Kitteh mayz
beez liddill, butz hurz knoez ubz
Muthurr’z clebburr trikkz

Jack.

By: DaKat

DaKat — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:38:16 +0000

run for ur life

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:36:49 +0000

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:36:18 +0000

Halp! Halp! Ahm bein repressed!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:35:36 +0000

Kitteh has a box lunch.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:34:31 +0000

Nawt tew worry. Kitteh will jes serf teh waves ob angry mobs. Tho, hiz attempts mite bii fuedal.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:32:06 +0000

dey bery gud eivver wai, cahn uze rollz tew maik meetbawl subs er jus haz sum awn teh plait wif awl teh uvver fuuds. Aifinkso ai wil haz sum…..

Avokados
Bakon (awn teh burgz)
Cheeze (uz korse)
Debbiled eggses
E…..