fud pyramid
fud pyramid mayd simpul
i fink mah fud pyramid iz borked.
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Kitteh iz at teh top!
Conga rats tu yu, annipuss!! Nimbul fingurs ebbur at teh reddee! Wut drinkees an dansis wud yu liek foar teh silleebraytin?
Thx nicewitch, Ai haz a bit uv teh pleh 2dai, so Aifink Ai’ll haz a cup uv tee an sum pane killurs plz!
Puur annipuss! Ai fiksis yu a nies cup ob tee inna prittee cup wif flutterbys onnit. An heer bees sum sordid biskits foar yu tu nom, awlsew sum sordid pane killurs tu chuse frum. An dis bees a hurbil heetin rap, awl filld wif teh swete-smellin hurbs an sedes, dat ai heeted up wif a majikol (well, wif teh mikrow-waev, wich bees mush teh saem ting, aifinkso!) *jentlee plaesis hurb rap arownd annipuss’s showldurs* Der. Ai hoeps yu has teh feelin beddurs suun. {{{annipuss}}}
Thx nicewitch Ai doan’t fink it iz ennifing seeryus – juss an awl ober bleurgh feline an pane frum arfritus.
Noooo! Pleez nawt tew nom teh rodints! Duz wii need anuvver bennyfit concirt??
Oooo – aifinkso! Dat lass wun wuz awesumniss wif wippee creems awn tawp! Maed up foar mii beesin tu yung tu goes tu Wudstuk.
I think some peeps are still sleeping off teh first one.
Hay!! I resemblol dat remark!!
OHAI! Ai don’t think yoo luk laik taht remark at AWL!!!
2 moar hourz . . .not finished paking. . .halp. . .ai ar dying!! BLARGH!!
wut time do you leave and what time do you get there?? and how many soootcaises are you taking, innywai??? *remember, a nice glass of sherry*
Tayk a deep breff, Janet. U wull finish teh pakkin in tiem. Haz a gud flite!
ohai — sounds like the kind of noises Prof. “Spam-man” d’Beaker makes when he is getting ready to leave on his whirled travels. Where are you going? Ink-wiring minds want to know.
She is commin heer, to mai haus in TTI! Ai is madly cleeninantydin an bidin beds and Stuff.
OHAI Igor!! Pls tell Prof. “Spam-man”d’Beaker taht ai ar fill ov the empathee fur hiz paking plights!!
Ai ar off to th TTI – to go to teh Internashunal Lundun Cheezmeet!
Tho since ai wont hav ene clothes, it mite bee a bit stranj! Oar just waht ai wore awn the plain fur teh hole too weeks!
erm…. u is goin tew a nekkid cheezmeet?
Oh deh porosity!!!!
Ai wuz thinking, maybee if ai wore a lawt ov maek up, no wun wud notiss!
Aifink teh Royal Park polees mite taek eggsepshun 2 a nekkid cheezmeet in Greenwich Park!
teh kibbles shape into pyramid moar easily – try dem.
**tries tew stack kibble**
Nawt sew eezy wifowt possiblol fumbs akshully.
**NC keeps ending up wif an inverted trapezoid**
mebbe maek dem sticky?
No. Mayk myne vanilluh. Maouss, taht iz.
Quick! Call the Surgeon General wiv the news of teh simplificaged peerumid
*dials lolphone*
O hai. LCB here. How u is, Dr. General? Yeah? Really? Uh-huh. Ouch. Well u should get that looked at. Anyways, I is calling to tell u that over on teh ICHC we has simplificated teh fud pirymud. No, Pirymud. Vry funny. No, we doesn’t need a urologist. We’re gonna messenger over a samplol for u to see, ‘k? Then u can stop riting on all those packs of cigarettes for a whiles and start making new fud posters. kthxsayaaaahhhh.
*pikkingz up troll mask adn putting it on.*
i fink it b lukkingz moar like a fud tower. Tu b a pyramid, it wud needing tu b habbing 3 pointz. Bai daffynishun, twu pointz define a line, not a trianglol.
*dropz mask adn runs away laffingz.8
8 is new parends? 8
8 iz deh lower case *
Mai editor fell asleep on deh job. Hence deh reply tu LCB abuv.
Kunfused?? Y, yes I am.
*snerk* ai noo dat!! schmoooo
888cweenie888
or nooo parenfesis even?
Jeeometry maid simplol. No moar pesky anglolz tew fuss wit.
but, but, but, i liked deh sin and cos and tan!!! Not tu menshun deh sec adn cosec and cotan!!
Three Indian women are sitting around in their tipi, just shooting the breeze. The first woman points to the hide she’s sitting on and says, “See this hide? My son killed this bear with his own two hands. It’s worth quite a bit.” The second woman nods, and points to the hide she’s sitting on. “This is a bear hide, too, and MY son killed it with his own hands as well. I imagine it’s worth at least as much as yours.”
Finally, the third, and oldest, woman speaks up. “See this hide?” she cackles. “This is a hippopatamus hide! I killed this hippo with MY own two hands, and it’s worth easily what both those bear hides are worth together.”
And of course, the moral of the story is:
The squaw on the hippopatamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
Dat eggsaklee wut ai wuz thinkin!!
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Nawt. (gigglol)
*
Beri impressibe!
*heddesk*
Maus wud lub dis wun, NC66!
Sooo, datz wut teh anshient Eegypshun kittehs lukked laik? An teh rattee mus bee teh slaiv dat builded teh pyramid!
kitteh bedder bee cairful cuz it luuks lyke teh pesents r revoltin!
Nawt tew worry. Kitteh will jes serf teh waves ob angry mobs. Tho, hiz attempts mite bii fuedal.
Halp! Halp! Ahm bein repressed!
run for ur life
ai not want revoltin presents!
Him juss dragged it daon teh bed an daon tu teh floor.
Ai haz no ideeya hao him did taht. Oar whai.
Mebbe itz himz “security blankee” laik teh Linus in Peanuts?
It iz, it iz! Him luv taht blankit, an seem tu feel safer in/on/unner it!
Ai juss nebber seened him run awf wif it befoar.
U eggspektin kitteh logik? aifinkso teh reesun mite bee caus iz “mine mine mine!!!”
*pixures Cory-Bear draggin hiz blankie, cluches tawp uv hed tite tew preevent anee leekige*
Hee! Ai jus reelized wii hav a nu bebbeh bein raised bai a village! Cory-Bear!!!
Yep yep yep!!!
An mebbe wif onlee WUN small terror, will be eezier tu gets moar bideos agen! LOL Altho pikshurs uv Cory be hard, him luk lyk black blob!
*hands on hips and toe tappin* dis wp is gonna hear frum me!! wair did mai comment go??
innyway ai hadda wunder if cory wuz lukkin fur eva las nite?
ai wundered taht tew, maibee hee misses hurr an wants teh blankee fer a lil eggstra sekurity, lyke AC suggisted
Him seem tu be otay — him berry playful, but seem purrfektlee happeh tu play wif me an hims gnu toys. No crying oar surching for her. Akshullee, aifinkso him enjoying being abul tu play wif teh bawl-inna-wheel-fingee an teh toys-awn-strings wifowt Eva charjing in an wanting tu play wif tehm tu an turning it intu ressling match. An ebree time Angel in reech, him goes tu her fur sniffs an fings. So aifinkso him duing awl ryte.
awwwwww {{{{{cory n angel}}}}}
an ob cors, the lurvin {{{{{pk}}}}}
{{{{{{jamama}}}}}}
Ohai prysma-kitteh! Cory just b-ing silleh kitteh, ai finkso. Trying 2 figyur owt wai kittehs doo eb’reefing tehy doo kud maak yur braan hurt! lol!
An yet, ai wants tu make a kareer uv it. Ai muss be cwayzee!!!!
BTW, ai putted blankee back awn bed whair safe… him dragged it across teh bawl-in-wheel fingee, an iz sitting awn it tu play wif hims gnu Kong Wubba (btw, nawt tu adbertize, but Kong make teh most awsumist an nawt-awflee ekspensiv kitteh toys…)
Izza shaem teh camra in uvver ruum an if ai go gets it him’ll follo me.
Awwwww. His first kill!
What yu sed bowt Zoe’s foster mom halped. {{{{{LCB}}}}
An yeah, him drag it arown lyk purrfeshunal hunter wif hyooj prey him kill! Ai nawt mind if him want tu kill blankits, tehy nawt complayn much. LOL Ai wunner if him’ll start lukking fur bigger blankits when him gets bigger???
First itz lil blankies, then bedspreds, then next thing u know he’ll be hunting tarpaulins.
teehee……. *DK pulls out a pillow and whacks LCB upside da hed*
Whut’s nekst, cirkus tentz?
Um, also, ai wants tu say fankyufankyufankyu x elebentee fur ebreewun being nyse lass nyte whyle ai waz habing teh emoshunal stuffs ober Eva leeving. No matter hao happeh yu iz abowt fings, no matter hao happeh yu be fur ebreewun inbolbed, teh seprayshun fing be hard. Yu guis be soooo berry awsum fur unnerstanding. {{{{{{cheezfrendz}}}}}}
jus fink how well ‘justid all our rescue kittehs wud be if dey had foster mama’s like yew!! shilo did an her had no special needs wen her came here…..no ‘ziety or nuffin!! yew are doin gud fings!!
*no offinc to cory wif teh special needs comment*
YAY!**
awww {{{{p-k}}}} ov corse it wuz emoshunal fer u, u raized hurr an luved hurr an caired fer hurr, lyke anee mama iz hard tew see teh bebehs goe owt inno teh whirld, eben wen u knos tehy goin tew a grate hoam.
{{{{cheezland support groop}}}}
wat???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
umm…wat wat?
da thing above confuzzled me………….
da thing ai sed? ai wuz jus trine tew offerz sum ‘moshunal support tew p-k. Aifinkso wii shud haz teh CSG, cheezland support groop, wen sumwun needz hugs er hazza sad er a wurried teh CSG cud spring inno ackshun.
AHHHH!!!! me gets it now
What part confuzzled yu?
ai hadda big sad last nyte coz yessreday, mai foster-bebbeh-kittin Eva wented tu her fureber hoam wif uniquekitty an plasticat. Ai gno her gunna haz much luvs an spoylings, an her gunna haz a awsum lyf wif tehm. Howeber, since herr waz less tehn 36 owrs old when ai gottid her, an ai raised her fur almost ten weeks, it hurted a lot fur her to go away frum me.
ohhhk me gets it. ME wishin u a heartee OHAI P-K
yew will has Cory-Bear fureber an eber!Eva be happitail wiv Plasticat an yew can nao gibs awl ur lubs tew Angel an Trick an Mister Cory. An wii will awl be heer foar yew weneber yew needs us aifinkso.
woa? how u do dat ? mark thingy
is eeezy….. jus make the colons and put the kweshun mark in between…… schmoo
If yu drops bai cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com yu can find teh emoticons n fings unner Helperz an Magik Trickz
ah dank u……. howd u find dat
Ohmai, an teh cryer haz a lublee an moar streemlined gnu luk!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
I glad u like it!! Schmoooz {{{P-K}}}}}
yayyayayayayayay!! tis happy place! *pulls out a pillow and waks cweenmj behind da hed*
*goez tu kitchen and fillingz bloon wif cold wadder*
*Frowz wadder bloon at DaKat*
———– ☼
Splat!!!!
*Runz away wif a kwikkness!
Hey, DaKat! Dat’s noe wai 2 treet a cween!
cory sez: “maaaaaawm! yu snore!!!!1!!!!!!!!”
(hee he hee)
Ai gots tu go, guis. Frend be coming bai an wants tu taek Seanya an ai tu see teh gnu XMens moobie, an ai needs kwik showr an brekkyfast still!
(Ai letted Seanya sleep fru swimmyclass…
Ai literallee been finking uv nuffing but Cory awl morning eksept making shur bigkittehs got brekkyfast)
Ya left da cheez offn dat pyramid….
Teh maus is stuffed wif cheez.
Nawt berry hard tu du. *giglol*
The cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cheese stands alone
YAY 4 cheez
Nebber under estimatez deh power uv cheez!!!
an nebber cut it!@!
yes chezz is da godlyest of the godly godz
Mai brudder jus broot me a joocie steek wit sheetalkee mushieroonz an potatoz wit onionz offa hiz grill! An itz onleest 10turdy in de morninz!
Dis iz wha Iz call a fud pyramiadz.
yummers! taht sownds grate, eben at 10turdy inna mawnin!
Ai eet mai breekfurst jus wun hoor beefur, sew ai givz OP som steek an ai weel sav it! Ai wood shrz wit ewe !
Nao datz bruvverlee LUV!!! Ooh! Luk, dots……. *steakee starts movin tu teh edge ov teh plait wiv a stelfiness…*
Ai prifur mai stake cukked enuff so it duzn’t moob off teh playt, thx!
Ai prifur mai steek lik OP. *knock off the horns and wipe the behind*
*pointz in opposyte direkshun* Hay, wats taht ober dere??!!
*snags potaytos awf plait*
Mai brudder haz a plas ona loch an himz cam bai on wai der fur beeg dai. Hurrray fur brudders! Hurrray fur fud! Happi Race Daiz!
ai lurve grilld fuuds, corm awna cob iz grate awn teh gril tew *faynts frum lak uv grilld stuf*
hurry get sumtin*Wags kentuky gwilled chikn in BLues fan face*
*unfaynts* Hay, iz dat chikken ai smellz?
ai goin tew Memorial Dai cuukowt tamarrow, wik scarf awl teh grilld fuuds possybul. Aifink ai cahn howld owt til tehn…..
hmmmm… me gonna trust u…….. BUT wait!!
wuchu takin, BF?
hes takin a piece of kentuky gwilled chiken…. But me dinks dat hes gonna eat dad piece be4 da cookout of his…
ai r takin a beeeeeg crokpawt uv meetbawls an sawce (an elebenty stenshun cordz) , iz mai spec…spesh….mai fing peeps lyke an alwais axe meh tew breeng.
nawt teh ushuual cuuk owt fuud ai gess butt ebreewun lykes tehm an tehrs neber anee lef ober
sounz gud to me!!! duz dems put it on buns or jus by self onna plate?
dey bery gud eivver wai, cahn uze rollz tew maik meetbawl subs er jus haz sum awn teh plait wif awl teh uvver fuuds. Aifinkso ai wil haz sum…..
Avokados
Bakon (awn teh burgz)
Cheeze (uz korse)
Debbiled eggses
E…..
egg salad sammich
fronsch fries
german potato salad
hagandaz (sp…..like we care) ice creemz
ice creams
j…
Junyur mintz
Key lime pie
Lemonade
Marmalade
N………
nom nom nom
otter peeps noms
potater salads!
qeeeeeeesh!!
r…..
radishes
sqarsh
turnips…
nah onleee kiddin
root beer flotes
strawberry shortcakes
tuna!!!
u……
umbrellas in drinkies!!
very good noms
well cukked stakes!
x cellent noms
your noms!!
zero calorie noms
whew……. now ai can rest cuz is finished!!!
TA DA!!!
yo is real men of geneus!! _plez drink responsobly_ lol me bud lite guy
fank u (ai iz ackshulee wimman uv geneus) ai haz maibee wun drinkee, iz mai limit. ai bery cheep dait
you is gud ladee……
is gud not to drink too much
Hoo needz vejtubbles? Nawt me.
boo 4 vegetables!!! yay 4 da candees!
Kitteh has a box lunch.
Five Funny Messages to Send via Twitter
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- I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
- What do u call dog with no legs? Don’t matter wot u call him, he ain’t gonna come.
Even Five More Funny Messages to Send via Twitter
- I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Snow wyte Mowsee wiff
redz ieez heers a noyzz awnn t3h
rufe. Wuts coodz it beez?
Snow wyte Mowsee amz
curree~uss. Nawtz curree~uss
eenuff 2 fyndz owt
Strypee Kitteh mayz
beez liddill, butz hurz knoez ubz
Muthurr’z clebburr trikkz
Jack.
LOLZ! Da spays shuddle landid sayf et Edwards AFB, I herd da NASA guys on da Innernetz say da reedins wuz “Nom Nom”!!! An da asternot replide, “Rojur, Rojur, Nom Nom”!!!!
I fall down laffin!
**falls awf chair**
Wuts yor vector Victor?
We hab clearance Clarance?
*pawnders if noms were Oveur Dunn*
Wats teh freekwency, Kenneth?
Ai seed diz thingg landz on t3h ijit-box. Skyies were blu as Persian i’s, an dis ghosti-lik shuzzle were beootimous. Ai hered ewe werry gud, talkz abooot dees ballz-o-meatz ewe be makn, blue kitteh! Des soun so nomnom!
srysly? dems sed roger, nom??
wut cud it mean?? da whole whirrld is goin to teh ICHC??
Ifz dis hol whurld wud beez mour lik dis cheezlan, dis whirrld be buttr.
WTF??!?!!?
“Nomnal”?
Yah, I spoze dey ment dat 2 reedins wuz Nomnal, but dey hafta tawk fast, so dey sed dey wuz “Nom Nom”!
Asternot I Scream is purty Nom Nom, but I dunno whut else…..
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to KRELM an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and cherry pies, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif feather boas, Little remote control cars, and Boblol heded guiness piggeh action figures wif pull string. an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
{{{{{kvnsgrrl}}}}
Eggsellent job kvnsgrrl!! Burfdai fairy wuld bii veri proud!!
Actually cats have a hard time killing rats. Mice no problem but because of the larger mouth, claws and just plain meaner temper rats are able to kill cats. Hence why so many sailing ships would have a terrier of some sort, to hunt and kill the dock rats.
wait-it’s a food pyramid, Oh crap they’re gonna eat the kitty! XD
y’know actually thats probably supposed to be a food CHAIN
eyvd sed eet befor nd eyll sey eet agen :
“Rats are friends, not food !”
Pertikulerly kyuut leetle peenk eyd whyt ratzes lyk thees wun…..