That’s rite…….I do stuff
That’s rite…….I do stuff aroun teh house….. Ai sits aroun it, Ai sleeps aroun it. Ai lies aroun it, Ai eets aroun it…
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kitteh says i do moar dan any body elz arouwnd here. ’struth.
Well dats wat cats ar for!
oh, adn don’t forgets otter fings i do around da house:
A wild runroundroundround, being chased by inbisibil *something*
Being Cute
Chastisink da goggie
D…
Diggeding in the house plants
Eating bugs
Forgetting to close the fridge door
H…
Hawkeeng up harbals
Injesteeng tinslol
Justifyink hyoomin eggsistents
K…
Geezlouise…furgettin teh geez.
Gettinks in trubblols
Hellraysn
Investigatin hydn spots
Jumpin on teh frij
Kreeping after teh goggies tayl
Lukking innosent
Maykin messes
Needin cheezburgrs
O ….
Horkin up hareballz…
Inbestigatin ebberfyng…
Jumpin aot at anklols…
K…
GMTA
kissin mama on teh lips
lurking in korners
meow meow meowin
n…
STN
**luuks arown wif a sirpryzed**
Mahm? Iz dat yoo?
yea rite i has a fun tiem beeng lazee awl day 16/7!
wel ya maybee de kitteh don have deh time to “meow meow meo meow… meow meow meow meo meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! is teh soneg deres allotta room i make 4 deh page….i iz still has a talk right now !!! quit it!!! is a STOP!
Winded kitteh is winded from awl dat wurk.
Winded kitteh decides tew break foar uh minit.
Lawndry nao needz lotsa Frebreze.
Wut yu menez? Kittehz smelz gud.
Yabbut, wut comes owt of kitteh (i.e. “breakin of teh wind”) nawt smellz so grate.
ohai rhsb! happy Caturday ebening
how U iz?
Ohai, 2_k!
I has been layzee 2day. Nawt do mutch. Gotted my hares dun an den came hoam, did sum straytenin up an den tuuk nap. Dat’s abowt it.
How u doin?
I beez gud, caught up wid phone cawls in deh morning, grocery shawpin and den made sum flounder fur dindin,
CALIKO!!!!!
**luuks left, luuks rite**
**YOINK**
**runsawaywifakwikness**
**NC arribes late tew teh lol**
**Looks arownd**
I dun git it. Wuz sew phunny abowt an empty pyle ob lawndree?
I fot LOLz wer suppozed tew hab kittehz in dem?
**Red comes strollin in, tryin to luuk innosent**
Ohai, NC!
Yah, I donut kno wut teh cheezes wuz finkin of!
Ohai Red. Yew’re luking…um…diffrunt tewdai.
Iz dat uh halo ober yor hed?
Yah, dat be my halol. Iz slitelee tarnished, but iz it.
Oh, an my hares an my nek be matchin rite nao. I iz ofishulee rednek! (I got sum sun at teh bawl-feeld yesturday.)
How u doin?
The bawl-field? But… but… I thought there was no cryin’ in baseball?
**faispaw**
I iz glad tu sii yu maded it bak safely frum yur street parti, an nawt gitted thrown in da pokey! Did yu haz fun?
Yabbut, my planz got chanjded at teh last minnit.
Teh partee nawt seemed to be berry festib, so I wented to bff’s howse an hanged owt dere until it wuz tyem to go to bawl-feeld.
Aftur teh gayme, I wented hoam cuz I wuz teh tyred an it wuz goin awn 10 pee-em.
Today, I wented bak to L’burg to get my hares dun, an I got to eet at Teh Fairgrounds playse dat I tolded yoo abowt. Wuz guuuuud eetins.
Did yu gow tu a Legends game?
Nope, bff’s son’s liddlol leeg gayme.
Ifinkso dey bii more fun an nawt neerly az spensive. No beer tho.
Iz free to go an teh fuds iz purty cheep. Wuz $2.50 foar coke an hawt-goggie.
I nawt drink beer, so no beer iz nawt problum foar me.
Wen mine boi played da little league, da bawl field had da bestest chili dogs. Wuz guilty pleasur fur mii.
An wuz ownli lyke 1.50.
Why wii nawt got enni kittehz in dis LOL?
I donut kno.
Mebbe teh cheezez be losin it?
Yep, yu probli iz rite. Kitteh bii were ebber dey put da reply buttons da otter dai.
She lukz berry muxh liek mai Arly hoo hlepz maik da bedz nd maikz shur no meesez ar undur da shetez. Nd red beddur kepe hur pawz orf oar dere wil be trubul.
U has caliko too?
**writes notes in sekrit diaree – Ladymonde an 4.5 has caliko kittehs**
*note to selb: send calico on holliday if red kums to cheezmeet in VLC*
An enni floofy mainly coons tu. Her haz plans tu steal mine Pookie kitteh.
WUT? U guies finkso I gonna steel kittehs? My nayme nawt be LCB!
Nawt steel, just borrow.
HAY! I do NOT steel kittehs.
Borrow, mabye. But never steel. STN.
Jinks, 3km! Buy me a coke. And can I has one of those big pretzels? Not too many salts, kthx.
GMTA. *hands LCB a coke an salty pretzel wif xtr salt awn da side.*
*piks salt offa pretzel, throws over left sholder*
*jumps an snarfs teh pretzel*
Dat wudda been bettur wiff sum mustard.
Wut?
*jentlee puts a ‘inbizibol-at-willibol’ spell awn lublee Delia, dat wud aktibaet ifn RHSB oar LCB caem tu … um … “borrow” hur*
Der, mai luvvi, dat will keeps yu saef. Merembur tu tern ur inbisibol bak, tu, cos teh Sikyooritee Sistim will drench dem wif isee-cowld seltzur waddurs ifn dey cum wiffin twennee feats. (Hmmm – mebbeh ai shud set datfoar furtee feats. Oar a hunnert.)
*has a pondur*
Yis, ai can has 2 callykoz, Arly nd Kinsey, Dey awlmost 13 yeerz owld. Dey kepez mai bed warm. Speshlee wen iz 90 decrease awlredy. Arly yelz at Dad bcuz she noze hez def.
Jes luuked at ur pikshurs. Teh wun dat gots alot of whyte awn hur remynz me of my Josie. Hur wuz mostlee whyte, too. Hur had caliko tayle, an spots awn hur hed an bak.
LOL luv it funny kitteh
Dat udder stufz iz fur da maidz.
Callee~co Kitteh
habz berreh impoatunt jawbz
andz hurz guud atz dem
Keeps durtee Lawndree
from runneengz away. Den taykz
Napz awn wawrm cleen stuff
Callee~co Kitteh
awllso soopurb Bedz Wawrmurr
4 hurz Prittee Wun
Jack.
Iz so tru, Jack! Ai has a berry gud calico bed warmer!
Adn hers berry gud at “halping” mii when ai’s awn teh ‘pooter.
“keeping teh lawndree from runneenz away”
*snerk*
spotted kitteh clothing-wate. As a paper-wate, not so grate, akshoeally.
Don’t forget…kitteh also provides a soft, kitteh-colored blanket of fur on everything. Makes a home have that lived-in feeling.
Ai woodnt fell mai onsomball war compeetz widout sum kitteh harrz!
home is whare U hang yor hat.
I meen “cat”.
I meen, where yore cat hangs around.
Yeh, dat’s it. I gess.
Sumtyms kittehs eben litterally “hangs arownd”.
Kitteh bii big helper round da howse. Spit up da hairballs, dig da fud otta da bowl,
What else duz a kitteh do dat’s helpful…
.
Akksidently blow up goggy
Break ugli vases
Claw furnishure (tu remoob old polish)
Destroi sofa
Eet fud hoomis aer cooking
F….
Fix a rosbif fur teh kitteh rosbif brigade
Groshury day edumakishuns (makin teh list of in portend fuds)
Hart all teh kittehs adn bunnehs wipth canpakes
I…
Fynds hoomin’s shoos tu frowin up in
Greets bisiturs in caes dey brottid fuds
Hares, caerflee puts awn ebreefing
Ignoars hoomins’ faylings (an der’s sooooo mennee ob dem)
Jumps hebbilee awn sleeping hoomin’s tummee tu jentlee waeking dem up
K …
keeps goggy in line,
leeps down on him frum hy-places,
meets him at his kitteh baux (goggie finks is a bocks-lunch, aifinkso)
neetens up ebberyfing 4 yoo,
opens teh closit door an fynds a nyce place 2 doo doo.
P…
Putts teh oarnimints in der proppur plaes, awn teh floar
QTfies ebreeware
Reskews hoomins frum turribul alownleeniss
Saevs hoomins frum habbin ownlee derselfs tu tawk tu
Tuks liddol snaks undur teh cushins foar ladur
U ….
Kitteh hairz hear,
Kitteh hairz dar,
kitteh hairz iz evahweer.
froam itteh-bitteh kitteh
froam sum datz Lion-beeg.
ai uszd dishairz, te weave inte a wiig.
(And then wore in in East Los Angles, where it deflected a bullet my ex shot at me.)
Jus keedn. Iz nuthr gyrl dat gotz shot.
Ketth duz awl dat around teh howse? Dats wun beeg kitteh.
Depends on teh size ob teh howse. Dees days, howses aern’t sew big.
Izza kitteh laundry.
Hmmm…nao hoo wuld hab uh yoose foar laundereeng uh stolen kitteh?
I wunder…
Hit goggies, dat’s obvius.
What a beautiful kitty! She looks a lot like the one I’m lucky enough to have adopted me.
Lol!
Source of the photo is me (gsbrickner).
That’s my Molly. http://twitpic.com/15xgk
Molly is byootimus!
Ur Molly is Sooooo photogenic. Dis pik begged me to LOL it!!! Hopen u didn’t mind? Schippx5
heyyy guys loong time no c!!
♪da cat came back…
good to seeyaz.
and “hai” frum KK, 2. I knot ben hear 2 mush lately. Now ebberywon is gone 2 bed, an ai hass a stoopy hed aycakes! NE way, juss wnt 2 tell cheezfrens dat ai is planning a trip 2 Noo Ingland soon, an wood luff 2 C U! (maynly CT, butt prolly MA, 2)
knighty-nite!
eckko, ekkko, ecco, sillleh wp!
and “hai” frum KK, 2. I knot ben hear 2 mush lately. Now ebberywon is gone 2 bed, an ai hass a stoopy hed aycakes! NE way, juss wnt 2 tell cheezfrens dat ai is planning a trip 2 Noo Ingland soon, an wood luff 2 C U! (maynly CT, butt prolly MA, 2)
knighty-nite!
and “hai” frum KK, 2. I knot ben hear 2 mush lately. Now ebberywon is gone 2 bed, an ai hass a stoopy hed aycakes! NE way, juss wnt 2 tell cheezfrens dat ai is planning a trip 2 Noo Ingland soon, an wood luff 2 C U! (maynly CT, butt prolly MA, 2)
knighty-nite!
and “hai” frum KK, 2. I knot ben hear 2 mush lately. Now ebberywon is gone 2 bed, an ai hass a stoopy hed aycakes! NE way, juss wnt 2 tell cheezfrens dat ai is planning a trip 2 Noo Ingland soon, an wood luff 2 C U! (maynly CT, butt prolly MA, 2)
knighty-nite!
*Ai prettyz up teh haowss…*
*Wiv mai kaliko kulurz…*
Kitteh iz da dekorator, or da dekore
Today I shed mi black furs on yous whites tomorrow I sheds mi white furs on your darks…. No rest for the ketteh
Mah kitteh’s so fat, when he sits arown teh howse, he SITS AROWN TEH HOWSE.
mah kitteh so fat, he jumped in teh air an got stuck.
Mah kitteh so fat, he gott on teh scale an it sed, “One at a time, plz.”
*snerk*
my kitteh is so fat, winn she steps on teh skales, it sez, “2 B continued”……..
Ya’ll crakin mii up!!
this cheers me up zlitely…. i ztill needz zome cheerinezz tho.
iz just ceweus: y iz kitteh layin in pyle of BVD’s
Yo momma.
thats what i do 2 omg we r so alike !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I poops arond it….
…Ai vomits aroun it… (dat’s mai kitty)