it’s all fun and games
it’s all fun and games until the ribbons turn on u…. mwahahaha
Picture by: Xoes via Our LOL Builder. Caption by: silver22
« Previous Skeptic Kitteh | That’s rite…….I do stuff Next »
» 86 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
-
Who be Talkin'
Cheezburger Network Blog
HALP!!!!!
…Ai’m beeing held hostij inna chineez cracker factory.
Dat’s forchoonit!
*snerk*
Wait…wut?
Heeeyyyyy…
Den itz halarious
UMM meh toooooo! helpppp meeeh!!! i iz getin attacked 2!!!
Teh streemers – tehy is EETIN me!
I’m awl tide up!
Ai guess hyoomin will hab tew cansil dat V.E.T. appoynmint.
**snugglez intew streamers**
i has a chok 2!
Ribbinz ob Ghakhhh!
Hooz eeting hoo?
Who Noms Who, by CA/TA
.
The kitteh game says Play me
Face it on a level but it takes you
every time on a one on one
Poyntee ends down your spine
Nothing gonna save your one last nom cause cat owns you
Through and through
halp hes in trouble
O noes!
how can sumfing so pritty b so dedly???
Hello, mai cween. Allow me tu add tu teh menni “welkum-bakk” commints bai saying hao gud it iz tu see u bakk awn-lyn wiff ur fanci noo dish, adn hao mush u wer missd during ur owtij. {{schmooz!}}
{{AngelPlume}}
Fankee fur deh welkum bak. It b so gud to b bak. A munf wifowt cheezpeepz is like …… um, well…. it’s not fun.
Jes hao bad wuz it? O.o
It didn’ turn yew ebil, oar split yor persunalitee by N-E chance did it?
Jes czeching.
It wuz so awful…. I had tu *shudder* git a REEL LIFE!!!!
.
Oh deh Huge Manatee!!!!
**rolls owt teh projector**
**loads reel**
Now, here wii hab cweenmj discusseeng delibery terms ob her Interweb dish. Notice teh furrow across her brow?
In dis next seen, wii see her masheeng teh keyz awn her keybored inna futile awtempt tew cawnekt tew ICHC.
Finally, wii see her sitteeng owtside in quiet resolve as teh full moon maiks an ape-peer-ants ober teh horizon.
Wait! Wut wuz dat?!?
Fredrick, rewind uh liddlol.
**In the backgrownd, uh dark shadow skirts across teh screen**
**and its holdeeng…can it be?…uh scepter?**
queue ominus musik *Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn*
U haz projekter??? Not bluu Ray?? How twennyeth senchury uv u!!!
Ai wunce tried tew put uh reel inna bluu Ray butt hii hit meh wif his saxaphone.
Oh noes!!! Nawt a reel life!
It wuz skeery… I had tu tawk tu peepullz and ebbreefing!!!!!
Oh cweenmj I sooo sorri fur yu!! Dat tawlkin tu RL peepullz musta been awful! Nawt tu worri, yu are safe now.
*klingz tu cheezpeepz*
*whisspurrz:
I iz safe now. I iz safe now. I iz safe now. I iz safe now.
Oh, poor cween! Dun wuury, yoo iz bak in cheezland nao. {{{{{cweenmj}}}}
Ai ownlee had 2 owerz wivowt connekshun yestidai – an dat wud bad enuff! A munf must hab bean berrry hard 2 bare.
Mai cweenmj, tehre r many lubly karniborz, nawt teh leest ub whitch iz kittehs!
Anni! AmberCat! Kaykitteh! Angel Plume! a 4-way tie, followed so closely by LTaya! HOORAY!!
Whips out a tray of sortid martoonies, some salted nuts, a bowl of grilled schwimps, ‘n’ a box of Kleenex so we can have leaky eyes of happiness over PlastiCat and Eva.
*Dansdansdans. Spin like a twirling top, hop like u’ll nevurr stop! Jump up and down, singing praises to whomever you wish tu praising.
Thx Q Ai aer 2 tyred 2 dans – had a bizzee dai doin nawt berry mutsh!
*snagz a chokklit martoonee and joynez in deh dans*
W00t!! w00t!!
The ebil cweenfetti ob doom? ?-)
Cawshun eberywun, dis iz nawt uh drill.
Teh cweenfetti haz turned ebil and iz devouring kittehs.
*pawnders wut made kitteh voured before being cawnfetti-eyezed*
Purhaps owr cween haz an ebil alter-ego, hoo haz nebber shown hur fayse publiklee, but hoom we can nao infur eggzists?
An ebil-cween??? Oh, noez, dat cannot b!!
Shirley yew wuld nawt know herz eggsists.
Oar wuld yew…
Ahem…afinkso.
Hoo sed dat?
*ebil laugh*
ebil? But kweenfetti haz 2 eet, too!
Is my nawt secund tie fur nawt secund!
Nawt useded tu in such wondermus companee beeing!
Speshul congrats in dat caes! U can cum wiv us 2 teh tye booteek 2 see awl teh wundermuss fingz dere. Skarfs, boblol heddid kittes an pinny gigs, cheezland snoglobez an awl teh fings ur hart cud wish fur!
Thx! {{annipuss}}
Dat mayks it yore nawt nawt nawt sekkond nawt sekkond nawt sekkond tie for nawt sekkond, tu! Yu aer truly nawt sekkond!
Ribbons taken der revenge fur da kitteh chasein em awl da tyme.
Ooooh. Skaree. Vengeful ribbuns!
Runsawaywifakwikkitude
Prysma-Kitteh – I tu responding on this tread to your remark on last tread. Uv course yu be missing teh Eva to whom you devoted such love and care. Uv course you happee she hgas PlastiCat for a new furrevurr home. You and Seanya be wundermuss peepz to save the bebbeh kittehs and then open you hearts to otters who will also luv Eva.
Heroes, taht’s what you two are. Heroes.
Anom. *nods*
Happy boy + kitteh
YAY fur Eva an her new famibly!! Plasticat is gonna bii such a gud kittehdaddy!!
Yesh yesh!!
Berry troo, dat!
Yesh, P-K u bein lik ani gud mum. U raises dem tu be da bestes an den u gotta sit in da bakgrown an wach dem leaf tu leed der libes. Iz da happiest/saddest dae fur da mum an pop. Aifinksew.
new yerz ev prty goz vry bad!
Purdy ribbunz
Prittee ribbunz inz
a pyle awayt t3h tutch ubz
curree~uss Kitteh
Curree~uss Kitteh
duz nawtz knoez dat ribbunz habz
dayr owan ajennduz
Ribbunz currrrlz andz twisssstz
arowndz floofee pawz. Tennshunn
maykz dem clymez up kwick!
Curree~uss Kitteh
sune diskubburz Ribbun Pyle
nawtz lyke Kitteh Pyle
Jack.
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to EVILDORER an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and quisheefood caek, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif Itty bitty sekrit diareez, sqwirty h20 tois. an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
Oh boi!!! Iskreem!!!! Just deh fing fur a nice sunny day!!!
Fankeez vakayshun Burfday Fairy!!
*tinytendrilstiptoe t0 cween*
*teehee tap on right showld ‘er*
*kwik, grab I scream from left side*
*giglols*
*runs away wif a kwikness*
Hey!!
u, u, u sneeekee liddlol theef!!!
Kum bak heer wif mai…
neber mind..
*halpz sef tu annuzzer dish uv iskreem.*
mmmm. dis wun b chokklit. I will eeting it awl up b4 dem kuniving lidlol ten drillz kum bak.
After a lawn night at the Roxbury, party kitteh settles in foar a nap.
ZOMG – Sumfing just tushed mai butt!
*giggle*
wii iz hoem!!!!! Eva wuz beryberybery gud gyrl in kar fer 3 howr trip, mostlee napped, or just luuked arownd. Plasticat put her in hiz ruum, gibbed her noms and litterbocks and likwid refreshmint. her imejiately started eggsploring her noo hoem. Tira and Unique sai “hoo iz dat and wai iz it in OWR ruum?” (dey DO own teh hole howse!). Az ai wuz sitting in teh chayr reeding teh LOLs, Eva came ober tew mii wif her tayl in teh ayr, ai pikked her up and put her awn mai lap, and she sai “ai NAWT dun approving mai noo hoem – put mii DOWN!” and her got down and kontinyue eggsploring. Her had a drinkie and sum noms, iz luuking arownd sum moer!
Wut fun tu haz deh noo kitty in deh howse!!
I glad u had deh safe trip. Holiday traffikz gibz mii deh heebee jeebeez.
Mai Leej! [smile]
Yay fur Eba! Best wishes fur happy-fambly-gettingalongtogever-ness!
oh, an after awl dat runheerdudisrunderedudat – teh border gard DID NAWT EBEN LUUK AT EVA”S PAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh*
he luuk in crayt and sai “o wut a kyoot kitteh!!” and den he gib us bakk owr passports and sai”otay, hab a nyce dai!”
*bangs hed awn desk*
Well, bedder tu haz papers an nawt need, tehn need an nawt have, aiguess.
Eva splorted him brayn, mebbe?
him akshooally wuz joking arownd wif us!! a border gard wif a cents uf hyoomer?????!!!!!! ai wuz sprized!!
aaawww – she just kurled up awn teh floor nekst tew Plasticat, and goed tew sleep! ai kan heer her purring frum akross teh ruum!
Her tyred but happeh, aifinkso.
Ai happeh, tu. Waz afraid her wud be crying an hoamsikk.
Ai goez watch moovie wif Seanya an nawt wurry. Eva be in teh bestest hands. {{{UK an awl famblee}}}
Go, Eva, go! Ai am sew happee for Plasticat and Eva. And for p-k and seanya, who tu knowing that the bebbeh kitteh is saef and sound in hur news hoam.
Ai beens watching fur yur naem inna list, whyle cuddling n playing wif Cory-Bear.
Sownds lyk Eva nawt so traumatyzed bai teh trip, ai hazza hyooj releeved! If her sleep awn trip an haz alreddy had drinkees an noms, iz egg salad sine!
No problems at teh bordur, obveeuslee, oar yu wud still be sitting tehre!
wii wuz ownlee at border coming bakk fer 5 minnits – going tew Kanadia wii wuz at border fer 25 minnits!! butt, dere wuz bery liddlol traffic coming bak. an yesh, ai ravver hab papers dey nawt luuk at, den nawt hab papers dey want tew see!
Eva nad Plasticat be plaiing wif wun uf her tois rite noaw…
Yay for Eva and her new extendified fambly! Sounds like it was a bizzy day for everyone, but wif a happy ending.
And P-K, I know this was eggspecially emotional for u. When I getted my Zoe from her foster mommeh I knowed it was hard for her to say goodbye even though she knowed I was gonna take the bestest care of Zoe that I could. But u knoes u did a Very Good Thing to take Eva in and to take such good care of her until her boy came to take her home. And I’m so glad u are keeping Cory! Whut gud peeps u and Seanya is. Hugs to everybuddy!
Ai has teh leeky iis naow.
{{{{{{P-K}}}}}} {{{{{{Eva}}}}}} {{{{{{Plasticat n famblee}}}}}}
Shamwows all around.
Fanks, LCB.
*snif snif HONNNNNKKKK*
Dere, dat’s betterer.
Dat wuz sohm partee…
Mai Inky kitteh dosent play wif ribbons enny moar. Inky got teh ribbon dat wuz wif mai balloonee and teh balloonee chaise after he saw it chaise him. So….no moar ribbons. He wuz soooooo scaired.
in Soviet Russia…
…”ribbon cutting ceremony” cuts YOU!!!
MaYdAy… MaYdAy…!
FuNnY fAkTuR dEsElLaRaTiNg AtTa RaPiD rAiT!
AkTiVaIt TeH eMuRgInSeE fUnNy-ShOoT!
it not my birth day is it???????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHEELLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dey turnz me on
wait…what?
no no no