i am overwhelmed
i am overwhelmed with happyness.
ur happeh doznt look liek dis kind of happeh.
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*snerk*
The bow tie. Faaaaaaabulous, dahlink…
Now let me put a smile on your face
With my claws.
Ebil Earlee Maus??
An Top o’ teh makramee to yoo!
Cawffee. . .duz ene wun hav cawfee????
Here. Have a cup of my special
Ebil Brown Stinky Sludgy Potioncoffee…I got it at Starbucks…
Rite nao ai’ll taek enething!!
Hmmmmmmmm smellz GUD!! laik Ebil Brown Stinky Sludgy Potion coffee SHUD. This reelee IZ speshul.
*addz milk*
*sip sip sip*
*addz moar milk*
*sip sip sip sip sip*
*addz moar milk*
*sip sip sip sip sip sip. . . .ahhh!!!
STARBUX!!
Blargh! Ai ar ded. *thud*
Well… They’re the best at making Ebil Brown Stinky Sludgy “coffee”…
Oh hai, JCH4K! I met my “Horrid” last night. He’s a gorgeous black Briard. Me an’ him is buddies now.
Awwwwwww. . . .
Best Buds is gud.
ai luked at yur rehersal schedule – luked reelee SHORT!!!
Yup. 18 rehearsals at the rehearsal hall, 7 tech/dress rehearsals and a sitzprobe. We has it down to a science, aifinkso!
** contemplates whut a sitzprobe iz **
** giggols **
It’s when aliens come to run the rehearsal…
Nice to see the “reply” icon back…
I actually gave up yesterday and completed some work ** shivers **
An tehn Mary O’Spockn cums an sings an skeers tehm awl away an we hav teh byootuful streeks ov lite in teh skye az they flea teh urth.
Ohai,Janet !!
Whut are u doin this holiday weekund ??
So glad yoo asked!!
AI ar going to teh Lundon Cheezmeet!!! On Sumday!! Ai’ll be staying fur 2 weeks.
Ai’m going to get to meet Ambercat an Tidmum an SJ an Annpuss an Upfi an gibbocat an ai ar so excited ai can hardlee do enething!!!
Whiskers iz coming, too!
Oh!!!! Janet!!!! I am soooooooooooooo jellus!!!!! Pleaze to hug evverybuddy fur me, and if yu awl goes to a pub, plz to buy a round frum me. Or dirnk a round fur me. Or sumfing lyke that.
Ai are teh jellus,too !!!!!
Sownds liek soooooo much fun!
Ai will doo that. An bring sum hugz frum yoo az well.
I has a jelus, globe-trotting JCH4K is globe trotting
I has a busee summer coming up,
I has to go to Maine for a wedding
den deh catpital
and den deh neggst weekend I goes to Rochester
BTW cheezpeeps what is a gud gift for 6 munf old gurrl?
is 6 munfs too young for choklit???
How about a small WASHABLE teddy bear or similar, made of terry cloth on the outside. NO button eyes or anything else that can come off sewn to the outside.
Maus is dere a specific brand U has in mind, I is finking of shawping online.
Sry: no brands in mind. It been a while since I’ve bought something like that. My kids/nieces/etc are too old to play with them, and not old enough to have their own children so I could buy one.
Ohai, 2K, Ai’z a new nawt sekond gamma ob lil sweety-boy, 8 mos. Hiz momma lubz deh board-books wif lotz brite colourz, hapy faces & simple story. Iz it hot weather dere wear bebe libz? Grrlz can hab deh cute woven cotton bubble-shaped sun-suitz. Boyz..eh nawt sew much! (darn) Annywho therz 2 ideaz fur yu! =^1^=
fanks other mother, fur Ur suggestions
oh eekthecat! Yoo ar so funnee!!
Ai NEBBER thot ov that befoar!!
Itz reelee teh rehersal teh singerz hav wif teh orchestra. An tehy just sit. An Probe in jerman meens rehersal.
Tehre iz usuallee awnlee WUN sitztprobe becuz orchestras ar eggs pensive.
“Sitting test”?
sitzprobe?? sounds painful!! LOL
Iz kinda laike a colonoscopee, but widdout dockers, aifinkso.
Ohai JCH4K, Ai fink u wud be beddur 2 haz sum uv mai freshly broowd filter cawfee an leeb EM 2 drink hims own “cawfee”
*revives at teh fragrance ov annipuss’s freshlee broowd filter cawfee*
*weaklee* Oh, thank yoo annipuss. Yoo luk laik an angel thiz morning.
*sip sip sip sip . . . . sip sip sip sip. . . .sip sip sip sip. . . .AHHHHHHHhhhh!!
Ai think ai may maek it throo teh day!!
Top o teh makramee to yoo Janet ;D) Perchance has u been to Brussels? Hungary? hmmm—- i can haz rusty. *heads to the naughty barn to think on it*
Austria!!!!! Oh gayla!!!!!!!!1 Ai can’t beleev ai MISSED you!!!! Ai meen – ai miss yoo awl the time – just mist you HEER!! Nao . Oh – so GREAT to see you here!!!!
Ohai Gayla – Soooooooo gud to see yu! Plees to be poppin in an commettin mor offen; yu is much mist!
thanks Ambercat
) I have missed awl of u 2!
Conga rats tu you Ebil Maus!?
How wud you liek tu sillibrayte?
Wif snyde reemarks, ebil tricks and ebil plotting?!?
Why, yes! That sounds perfect!
oh – hao ebil
*gets camping chayr, pop korn anna coal drink*
This shud be fun!!!
ohai Ebil one how is U dis morning?
Concats on Ur tawp spot
We shud celebrate with brakefast
Whut does U fink?
ohai two_k, how is u today?
any residyooal, er, ebilness?
we has to wait an see…
how beez U?
good, good!
getting reddy to go on anotter backpack trip tomorrows! this is an ITSY BITSY bit harder, and 2 nites insted of one!
Nuthing laik a troolee fit an strong skwirrl!
Hao to tehy eet teh blak walnutz??? ai know they doo – but waht TEETH yoo skwirrls hav. Impressiv!
Prolly Big Agnes gibs her teh strenff.
Has phun, skwirrlgrrl! And Janet – has phun in Ingerland! Giv them hugs frum us! Ohai, booklion – I has nawt seen yoo laytely! Hao wuz yor cheezmeet – mebbe it wuz yestiday?
For mahself – this is teh weekend that I GIT TO PLANT MAH BUDDERFLY GARDIN!!!! Woot woot!!!! I has bin wayting for weeks weeks weeks for this event! Hooray, hooray!
Oh, happy planting ov teh butterfly garden, Gremlin!
We walked throo teh Cornell Plantashuns yesterday, looking at teh fleurs, and bisited a cupple wineries. Today, we haz Cheezmeet part deux.
Has a phun! *has a liddel jellus* I wishes I wuz at teh wineries and waterfalls agin! I has postinged sum pikshors of teh trip on mah Facebook page – yoo mite be interested in a look.
Ys. I would love to go hiking wif you to teh wadderfalls! Yu and Mr. Gremlin and Dexter always welcome to visit anytime.
Ai fink if yu takes him (Dexter) on short car rides, followed by tuna treats, he will learn to like teh car.
Is a gud idear! We did tayking heem on sum liddel trips befoar teh beeg wun. He did mush bedder on teh way hoem than he did on teh way up to teh cabin. So alreddy he is lerning! I had his treets with me in teh kar when we travild but he wuz nawt so much interested in them whyle he wuz stressed owt. Poor lamb!
budderflys?!? I wanna c ur purdy fowers that callz to teh budders!!! sendpicskthxbai
Ohai, noobeh. I will tayking sum pikshors and will put them sumwhar everywun kin seeing them – mebbe on mah profyle! Teh planting will be howrs and howrs of wurk, but it maykings me so happeh! Teh feline of durt on mah paws and teh smell of teh spring ayr – I lubbings it! Teh plants going in is awl perennials. So they will lib frum yeer to yeer. Mite be sum that blooms this summer, but I noes frum past eggsperience that menneh will tayk a year or two to git settled befoar they bloomings for us. Is OK, tho; I will try to being payshunt! Oh, and iffn yoo sees enny pritteh budderflies or humminburds, plz tell them to stawp by Gremlin’s Butterfly Garden, central PA. They will awl noes wher to fynd me!
Ai tellz dem to fall-o der nozes to teh purdy smellz of springtym in PA.
Ai aynkshisly wayt fur teh pikshur postin cuz ai lurvs teh budderflys and fowers!
Sure!
*Sets up a buffet table*
Come on everyone! There’s Ebil Omelettes, Ebil Danish, Ebil Lox-n-Bagels, Ebil Blood Orange Juice, and Ebil Bloody Marys. Dig in!
Can ai has a pickle in mai Ebil Bloody Mary ??
Now THAT’s Ebil! You certainly may!
Ohai ebeyonz!! OM wud lub a hot pickel’d grean bean inna herz EbilBloodyMarie, plz!
(Why can’t I add a comment on the section on 6 mo bebe grrl gifts…derz nawt a “reply” ‘n ai hab sum gud, aifinkso, idearz, fur 2K) thxbyenaow
=^1^=
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
The comments only nest so far. Scroll up the thread until you see the last “Reply” link and comment there. It will post at the bottom of the thread.
fank-ye mr GeekHatMaus! Iz cleer naow!
=^1^=
Yer welcum. Back in teh day, the Reply linkee was always on the last post in a thred that wudn’t nest anymore. When they changed it, it took me like a week to figger it out.
dat looks delishus
I fink we needs sum ebil blue berry muffins 2!
I maded sum wid wild blueberries
Oh yay!!
Ai’ll start wif teh eDanish – raspberree?? an sum eBlood Orange Juice. Bloord Oranges ar just teh BEST!!
And mine has real blood in it. That’s what makes it Ebil…
*looks around for a plant to dump teh bluddy mary in*
Eew!
MMMMMmmmmmm . . .saltee.
Gud mornings, evverybody! Iz this sillybrate Ebil Maus day?
*distributes the whistles yu blow into and teh paper unrolls to annoy people; blows one at Ebil Maus to tikkle hiz whiskers.*
Moarning booklion!
*taeks teh whissle you blow in teh fayces*
pppffflllllfffbbbbbsllslb!!skeeeeeek.
Thiez ar fun fur at LEEST 45 seconds!!
45 sekunts ov fun bedder than no fun..
but those fings are ebil; that’s why I choozied them. Anywun kno whut they are called?
I think they are called “Party Blowers”.
*biting tongue to hold back inappropriate commint.*
OW! That’s MY tongue!
Ai wuz gonna say “Partay wissel blowers!” Nawt kwit teh sayme thing, purrrrrhaps!
*taeks hankee an wypez blud dripping frum booklions mouf*
OH!!!
*taeks hankee an wypez blud dripping frum Maus’s mouf*
Say – iz THIS hao yoo maek teh Bluddee Mary’s???
oh my, this thred is going downhill inna hurry!
*puts up PG-13 sign*
*gets a mimosa to replase teh bluddy mary*
*Wraps JCH4K’s hanky around his tongue to make a bandage*
Thankths Thjanet. Mebbe thisth will thstop ththe bleedinth.
Yur welcom!
Nice to be abul to retern the favor!
Ai wuz gonna sing yoo a song frum “Camelot” – but it dint sound kwite rite. . .
*Uses his Zippo to light the end of the paper*
*It rolls back up to BL*
*BL inhales to blow out the wissul again; breathes in fire.
BL exhales flames*
’skuse me! I shuudn’t has put so much hot sause on my eggs.
*Uses gardin hose to put owt flaming Ebil Maus*
*Too mush watter pressur washes Ebil Maus into neerbuy riber*
Uzawls be so funnee, ai be LOLin! An clebber tu!
Wif ennyfink he canz break, fast.
I bet.
Naow geddit off me
reelee – u shuddint have…
honnestleh…
Whoopie
And if yoo beleeb THAT . . .
u’ll believe dat:
A man libs inda moon
Big toona stakes – ai doant like dem…
Chicken – kittehs not liek som much…
D….
Dux ar swanz
Ebil Maus iz troolee ebil
Fancee feest iz fur sissies
G. . .
Goggies are smartur than kittehs
Happyness is being givun a bath
Iowa has oshunfrunt property
J…
Juss a minit meenz Naow!
Kittehz lub bafs
Lemmuns aer sweet
M…
Maus wuud *neburr* be ebil
Nenne is nawt Norwegyun
O…
Origami is nawt bendy
Puuring iz nawt a soothifying
Q iz nawt awl-powerful
R…
Reel lief iz moar fun dan ICHC
Strorberriz groe awn treez
Tuna is a burd
U…
Unicorms can haz RLS.
Venjense is a dish best served HAWT!!
Whenitzday iz awn Thorsday
X. . .
Xanadu reelly eggzists
Yaks is pritteh annymals
Zoo cayges is for peepuls to lib in . . .
Wait, whut? R yu saying Kubla Khan did NAWT a stately pleasure dome dekree?
I DO believe in sacred Rivvers, I DO believe in scared rivvers….
*thinks agin* Well . . . ther *wuz* that moobie naymed Xanadu – duz that kownt?
I’ll stikk wif Colerij, fanks.
But did yu ebber read Greg Bear’s The Infinity Concerto? And its sekwel, teh Serpent Mage? He uses teh Coleridge poem to good effect in one of teh scenes. (In the second book, but you must read teh first wun first.
SFF reeders hu also love musik..this is highly recommended read for yu.
Fanks for teh rekummendayshun, booklion! I will riting it down and keep an ey owt for it!
Wait til you get my b-day “present”
Now werez mai partay tooter?
Ai haz juss had 2 horribul owerz – mai helofone went rong an Ai loozed innerchoobz az well. Teh laydee at teh fone kumpanee sed it mite nawt be fickst b4 Choozdai! Dey haz gotted it werkin agane awlreddee tho, so Ai aer bakk b4 u mist me!
Gud to hav yoo bak befoar we mist yoo!
annipuss – a kwik kiwschun. ai know yoo cant hav REEL maypole syrup – but do yoo laik shugar free maypole sypup? Ai know itz just maypole flaored, but ai think itz reellee kiwte gud. Mai Mom uzed it.
Ai haz nebber seed shugr free maypole syrup – It’d be werf a trie, `coz Ai lub dat flavr! Ai can haz a liddle shugr, but Ai noe dat iffn Ai got teh reel fing, Ai wud haz too mutsh!
Sugr free maple syrup sounz laike an oxee moron to mee! Mebbe der is sugar free maple sugger tu????
Yesh, hao yu can haz suhar-free maplol sirop? o.O
Ai mizzspelled mayplol.
dats knott kwit true… We missid you on de frebious lol!!!
Awww! dat’s nies 2 noe!
You shall pay for inflicting this indignity
sleep with one eye open, hairless monkeh
* snerk *
That DUZ luk liek whut kitteh iz thinkin!
Be afrayd. Be verrah afrayd,
an chek yr shoos befoar puttin them on,
for teh rest of yr lief.
no. no, i dun think u are.
I iz tinking uf waiz fur u 2 die…dat mak me veddy happee rite nao…
Iz mai burffday todays! Truly! I cannae beleeb this is posted 2 day!! Ai laffin here!
Happy Birfday fidra!!
Happy day, fidra! Is yu wearin teh burfday tie an hat?
Hapeetail birfday tu YU!!!
Hapee birffday, fidra!!!! Sillybrayte wif Joy!
Hia firda!! Happee happee burthday! Ai’d luv to sing yoo mai birfday sawnt, but. . .WP duzzn’t seem to laik it ene moar!
So – teh PLANE vershun`
Happey Burfday to yoo
Happey Burfday to yoo!!!
Happey BUUUUURRRDay deer fidra
Happey Burfday to yoo!!
Habbee burfsday!
Woot woot! Has a happeh day! *hands fidra sum spring posies of every cullur*
Ai has a sad. *sigh* 96,000# of de buuf dey makez cheezburgers frum is ebil an mus no be nommed. (Jus in mibble off oonited statz).
I sawed that. It has eekoli in it an is teh very pleh. I thot, “jus befoar big piknik Morial Day weekend, too.” Then I thot, “well, bettur then finding owt just AFTUR big piknik Morial Day weekend.”
WHAT!!! ??? Ai dint see that!!
An yess – bedder finding out sooner tahn layter – butt. . .awl thosze beefs hoo dyed in vein! Itz nawt RITE!!!!
deh beeeefs is bad?? ecoli? madness of teh moo? *sigh* poor cows
E.coli nawt be moo-madniss. Ebreewun hab sum e.coli in intestines, yu needing tehm tehre. Juss be a few strains taht be teh bad applols an maek peeps berry berry sikk.
*smakks self* Sowree, ai juss got owt uv a lab tech class.
ur jus showin off all ur lernedness
dats a good fing! ai gno its nawt teh saym as madcow dizeez … jus bein silleh noobeh.
Ai wif yu, Janet… ai feel bads fur aminlols whu gib lives fur meets, an trai tu bai stuffs nawt frum nastee faktree farms (an aifinkso VLC haz teh strikter laws bowt aminlols n fings tehn Yu-Ess). Iz terribul when tehy nawt eben haz dyed fur a purrpuss. *sigh* 96,000 pounds be a lot uv beefs.
Dat is a sad! Eff we eetsz meet, we shud maek shur ammals dat dye are uzed, aifinkso! SO sad!
An ai fought ur infur may shun berree usebul prysma. Ai noeze u havtahab sumkinda jumpy tings in ur tummy, bud diddnt noze dey were a breed ub e-collies
cum tu canada!all cheezburgerz r awsum heer
Ai wils fli two caanzada! Ai wils nomnomnomnom elebenty off ur wunerfull cheezburgers!
VLC (Very Large Canada) gots ruum fur ebreewun!!!
An cheezburgers fur ebreewun, tu, aifinkso.
Even clowns?
*cawls owt teh VLC Armd Forsis*
*cawls owt teh Mowntees*
*cawls owt teh hokkee teems*
*hides behind tehm awl*
Ai preddy shur tehre be laws abowt clowns crossing teh border! Espeshullee ebil clowns! We will FedEks yurs tu yu. Yu’ll get fed, ekstreemlee far away!
butt butt all I wans is to be frenz wid U
I only luks ebil
but is very sweet on deh inside
**begins sobbing**
der der ebil_clown
*wipez awai streeks of make-ups from teerz*
*helps to blow big red nose dats all wetz too* (ew)
u get ur cheezburger … its okay.
oooooooooooooh…….Mounteez……oooooooooooooh……….
Burfdai….hoo ebber “pritty” meh iz gonna get shreddeded.
Ohai, KCT!! I had Cheezmet wif Cattails yesterday, and we sendied gud vibes to you. Did you get them?
Ai LUBS dis pichur!!!! Ia gonna be mai burffay card!
Pd’B peers around the corner. Reaches out quietly and clicks “add comment”.
OHAI!!! quietly peeking Phillipe d’Beaker!!
good morning to the silent peepers!!! ai haz had a cween sighting! her haz her nooo dish!
Oh jamamakitty!!! ai just SAW that – awn last nites last pichoor, ai think!
An ai hav no taime to stay an play today – ar ar leeving fur teh hare port in less tahn 28 hours – an ai havn’t even STARTED pakking – an so much moar to do!!! EEEEK! Az usual!!
oh jus go put a cuppla fings in yer sootcase and come back and take a break!! den you do it all ober agin! did you tell me who you are staying wif? ambercat?
Yup, me furst, tehn Tidmum. Ai is bizzee cleeninantydyin!
Awww. . .yoo dont hav to do taht! Reeelee! Wehn yoo com to visit me, yoo will see egg actalee waht ai meen!!
Iz eezy fing tu haz voyse in mind taht sez, “OmaiCC, yu nawt gunna let ennywun else see yur howse lukking lyk THIS, iz yu????”
Ai haz taht voyse allatiem. LOL Ai duz teh cleeninantydyin ryte nao tu!!!
Ai red sumwaher taht it iz bedder to hav frenz com ober tahn nawt ot hav them becuz of yur haus! an mai frend Sumi in Stuttgart just sed she had a frend hoo sed she wud hav invited Sumi to supper, but they were awnlee having potatoez an sumthing.
Nao, Sumi iz a fantastik cuk – an can whip up amazing dinnerz in waht seems laik no taim at awl! But she sed – she wud happilee go an eet sumwuns potatoes. Itz teh COMPANEE tath reelee counts!
An so ai think az well! Thank gudness!! Oar ai wud NEBBER be abul to hav sum wun com in!!
Hmm…. iz berry wyze. *nodnod*
oh otay….. ai jus asked yew dat on f/b…. is otay to disregard! yew awl will haz so much funs!! an den we get her here in skeattle in july!! oh mai, wut a globe trotter her is!!
An ai herd her myte eben trai tu come fur teh VLC cheezmeet.
Aim gonna trai!!! But ai will hav to werk awn teh detayls after ai get bak frum teh TTI!!
Ai feel laik teh White Rabbit rite nao!!!
yesh i must do that too altho wif 5 wimmins in teh house wont make mush diffrens after bout 5 minits!
LOL!!! No wun will eben notiss!!!!
we must not lose kittehs tho!! ai will haz noo bebbeh by then!!
Noo and fun gayme!!! Where in teh house are the kittehs????!!! Serchnreskew operatshuns. Wif prizes!!
kitty inventoreeeee!! we can take it!
Ceiling Cat rezervz a speshul place in deh land of Basement Cat for dose what putz close on kittehs…DO NOT WANT!
Oh! It’s Baggy!
http://otterwhiskersphotos.blogspot.com/2008/08/baggy.html
Sue is the one and only Bagster! I think we need more Baggy photos on here!
That is messed up!
LMAO – this is the best LOLcat I have seen in years!
Priceless!
Awww…poor kitteh
ROFL!!!
…………
Yesh, et iz dat funny!
OMG!!!!! Look at dat fuzzy kitty wit da party hat on!!!! hez so full ov cutness wit da bow tie!!!!!
the cat puts a smile on my face today
it’s my party and ai’ll cry if ai want to.
this reminds me of scare from The Lion King