My fuzzy
My fuzzy green toy wif teh ornge sparkly things iz missing. Nobody leaves teh house till we findz it.
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Chekd teh litter box?
Or teh goggie bed, unner teh furniture, in da tub?
W00t!! w00t!! carosue!! u b at deh top uv deh list awl bai ursef!!
I duz a happpeeeee dans fur u!!
dans, dans, spin, twurl, step tu deh left, step tu deh rite,
dans, dans, dans!!!
I grab yer paw, dans dans! Swing!
oh wut a feline!
Dansing on deh see line!!
Wut deh see line du tu yu, yu dansing on tawp? Iz way tu cold tu fall inna wadder tu dans wif a big ol see line floppin onna buoy.
We jess dansiz wif yu Caro n Cween an leevz deh see line tu his lady see linez dans dans dansin.
Speeekin of W00t, itz mai Cween! Sew gud to seeing you, refulgent splendiferous one, you.
mai internet dish arrivinged dis afternoon! i neerly kissinged deh UPS man!!!
Yay fer teh innernet dish, cween. Dis teh bestest gnus!
Mai Cween! Hai! *snorgle**schmoo**purrrrrr*
Oh hai, Taya!!
*hedbonkz*
*hedbonkz an schmoo*
Ohai, Cween! Welkums back! We has awl missded yu.
o yesh Cassideh wii has *nod*
Ohai Taya!
ohai Daddy!
*curtseez to teh cween an gibs luverly flower of frenship*
it iz muh humblol privlej to meetchew cweenmj. Ai hav been heerin so mush abowt yew! Teh cheeztown cryer wuz bery helpful to a newbie lyk me.
Teh sownd ub hoofs approacheth!!!
Teh donkey wipps arown teh corner!
An jumps in teh cween’s arms!!
U is heer! Owr watchman is back! All is well and rite in cheezland!!!!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*Wisspurrs* duz i smell a parfait in ur pocket?
Wut u duing, sniffin rownd mai pokkitz?????
*gibz donkee hedbonkz and purrz*
Ohai kafleen! Ai noe JUST waht yoo meen! Awl wuz NAWT kwite rite in cheezland!!
An ai am so glad ai just popped bai!! Ai shud be pakking an doing useful things, but ai just had to come a see waht wuz happening!
An look – the CWEEN iz bak!!! An ai neerlee mist it.
an yoo ar bak!
An did you see – awn blak kitteh wif teh partee hat frum yesterday morning – GAYLA34 popped in!!! Ai neerly cried frum joy – just to see her nayme.
yay…….. we can awl has ower Cween back!! blargh, ai ar ded frum teh happi!
LOL!!! mee too!!! Suddenlee, teh whrllrd ov cheezland iz in technicolor again!!!
I miss Gayla.
Oh, ai will kiss teh ups man too!!!!! Waht TUK him so liong!!!
an *sniff* nao yoo ar bak – an ai will be goan fur too weeks!! Sumtaims laif seems SOOO unfare!!
but we will awl be tewgether in jooolai!! IRL!!!!
Thanks to YOOOOO!!!! Ai nebber had so much trubble in mai LAIF az maeking taht plain reservashun!!!
oh that wuz hysterikal!! it helped wen we lukked at teh rite munf on teh calendar!!
Ohai, cweenmj! ai haz nawt seeded yew in a lotta whyles! Hao yew is?
Behiend teh fridge?
In da hoomin’s shues?
Oh yash, in teh shooz! Oar teh fud bowl!
Ai doan noe where it iz kitteh, butt ai bet it will bii in teh last playce yew luk foar eet.
ROFLMAO!!! It’s teh RAYNBOZE!!!
serch eberyjuan
And ebery juanitata
I finso deh Coasterz haz deh appropee it song fur dis lol….
♫♫♪
I’m searchin
Serchin ebree witch way
Yeah, yeah
But I’m like dat Norfwest Mowntee
U noze I’ll bring it in sum day
Gonna find it, gonna find it
Well now if I hav tu
Swim a ribber, u noze I will
And if I haz tu klime
A mowntin, u noze i Will
Adn if it’z a-hidin up
Onna bluuberry hill
Am I gonna find it, child?
U noeze i will
Cuz i ben serchin
O, yeah, serchin
Ebbreey witch way, yeah, yeah
But I’ze like dat Norfwest Mowntee
U noe I’ll bring it in sum day
Gonna find it, gonna find it
Sherlokk Homez, Sam Sp;ade,
Got nuffin, child, on me
Sargint Friday, Charlee Chan
Adn Boston Blakkee
No madder wair it’z hidin
Itz gonna heer mee kumming
Gonna wok rite down dat street
like Bulldog Drummond
Kuz I ben serchin
Oh, Lord, now serchin
mmmm, Child, serchin,
Ebbree witch way, yeah, yeah
But I’m like dat Norfwest Mowntee
U noe I’ll bring it in some day
Gonna find it, gonna find it!!!
Itz a murjensee!
I’z gunna cloz my iis and cownt to elebenty and it bettr bee bak on mi cowch.
Missing? Maybe LCB “borrowed” it.
Oh mi ceiling cat–it is sparklee! I haz a sad.
To luk at it in teh light, ob courze.
Won, tew, free, fore, fibe…
Kitteh openz eyes and hims white maus wif teh bloo eerz iz gawn nao.
Dis Kitteh Looks just liek My Stormy Kat !!1!!
an a liddle like mai Sandee Paws. I has seen her give me dis expression mani tymes!
About the catnip …
Weah, wii iz hoem. Waz a long trip, fore ours esch wae. Samson gotted car sikk twice, pour bahbee, himz is asleep on Pop’s lap, he iz nawt shur about dis house stuf. Nebber libed indoorz before. An neber had kitteh bruvvers sew is still purty stressed. He is beautimous an beri beri sweet tempurred.
{{{{{BOM}}}}} {{{{{Mr. BOM}}}}} {{{{{BOM kittehs}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Samson}}}}}}}}}}
Mae deer fren, Bom, ai haz beeeeg hapy hart fur U!
{{{{Bom}}}} =^!^=
conga rats Bom_momme!!! aym shure he’ll be okai in a few days.
Oh deer. Funny luking and smellin bruvvers, weird cave, lottsa rules. But hugs, pats, smoo and sweetsy wurds. It will awl be okay! Poppy sez ohai to fellow part pyraknees pup!
Fankees, himz iz bein sew gud, as long as he kin sea one ob us at al tymes. And Carosue, ai be askin U manee kwestshuns sinc wii nawt haz pyraknees befor.
Ai sawd yur lil Samson an hiz fuzzy lil hed – so cyooot!
{{{BOM}}}
Welcum bak mi cween, pleez tu meat da nawt old puppy, Samson Benedict. Himz picshur iz in mii lolz. Da top row , sekkond frum da left.
Awwww!! him so kewt!!
Himz sew kyooot!!!!
*hangz onto hur CHRG bery bery titelee*
I LUB,LUB,LUB yur new puppi!! Him iz sooo kyoot! Ifinkso him luks beri smart an rascelish.
Yu will have much luv an fun wif him.
Shuld bii raskelish, as in teh little raskels. Ohh, mine speelink iz soo bad lately.
Hez shirley dat – butt iz nawt finkin he can bees little fur bery long!!!
Conga rats shoelaces, Ms Goodmawm/pawp. Ar da kitteh bruvverz bruvverin himz? Oar dey fink hee tu big tu bee bebeh?
Ohai, Mrrphh! Gud tu sii yoo heer.
Congratshoe layces, BOM! Samson will suun bii a happy boi in hims forebber home. Hii will lurn dat yoo an Pop an teh bruvvers ar nawt so bad, yesh hii will.
{{{BOM & Samson}}}
Beautimus pup indeed
Wat Did YU Dew Wif IF?!?
Pixor an capshun BOF be bai owr Cattails!!!!!!
Woot, woot! Iz purrfect caption an pic uf da kitteh catitude.
Yay 4 cattails!!!
Welkume bak cween!! Iz berri nyce tu sii yu again!!
Gud job, Cattails!!! FTW!
Wheeeee! Thx, thx. thx! Wut a great way to endz a fun day! Spent teh afternoon wif Booklion explorin teh countryside uf upstate NY! Come bak to extra sloooow motel intertube connecshun and wonderin if it was werf it. Was werf it!!!
A cheezmeet?
Yesh yesh yesh…a mini cheezmeet…we can has it!
My kidlet iz gradumacating from college this weekend and Booklion and ai hav been plannin this for several monfz!
w00t Cattails! Cheezmeet ADN lol on front payge!!! Ai has a happeetayle for yoo!
Booklion iz a real sweetie! Course all teh cheezfrends be real dears! We had sew much fun today an took lotz of pics of spring wildflowers and waterfalls an gorges! Yesterday was teh winery tours.
Iz a wunnermous dai fur yu!! That iz teh great!! YAY Cattails!!!!
Kewls!
Dis iz a pic of my frend’s kitteh. He was a reeeelly itteh bitteh thing when she rescued him from a hawk! Heard a very loud meowing coming from down teh street and she saw a hawk swooping down after him. He iz one lucky kitteh!
Concatshoelaces on ur frunt payj lol! Himz a byootimus kitteh. Wun uv deez dayz ai will haz a grey wun liek dat.
Dat he was! Redtailhawks swoop from greenbelt beyon mii bakfense ‘n’ sendz mae kittehz runn’ low & fast to porch, tailz down, earz bak flat, skeerd!
but… but…. teh oranj ones are poysin….
Mah comments are invzible! Mebbeh dis wurks.
It wurked!!!
Dat mah speshul toi
hai! does anyone know the name of the website that had that crazy pic of the short lady with scary makeup on-i think the site was picturenotrelated or something like that, it was a bunch of random funny pics but i cant remember the address now
thanks
Sownds lyk meh, teechifyin, sayin wii haz missin kal koo layturs…
Heer it iz:
http://i40.tinypic.com/t4y4a9.jpg
U can has it bak fur eleventy millyun dollars plus twlevety dozen cheezburgers
Woot — ai finished mah werk a kuppul uv howrs ago AND ai iz awayke AND its tiem to going hoam. Ebbreewun haz a niec ebening, a grate Caturday, and a fabyoolus 3-day weekend (to those to whom it applies).
Hab a bery gud won yurslf, NS! {{NS}}
ai jusst saweded dat nite att teh myoozeyumm 2 moobie…..itt rokkz!
o good to gno! it looked lyk fun 2 c.
Yu cleerly noes moar abowt it tehn yu are tellin. Las time yu haddit an yu wer tryin liek yu wanted me to play wif it an I din’t want to then. Now I du becuz its MIEN.
*snurt*
Handz ober teh toi. Dew nawt maik meh serch u. U wil nawt lyke it.
depends hooz doin teh serchin.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/20422817@N02/3146525104/
dis gui. bleev meh, u shud hand ober teh toi NAOW
{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}
How u iz mai donkee fren??? It haz ben so long since i saw ur smiling fais.
*bowes to teh cween*
Welkum bak, mai lubly cween. Ai bringz yew speshil giftee of choklit pavlova to selybraet yore bakness. Ai hoeps yew liek eet.
I lubz chokklit!!! thankee!!
How b thingz in kiwiland??
{{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}
i is teh crazy as yooshooull.
butt tryeeng too gits back on heer in a normull fashun.
heer?? normal??? Iz u kunfuzulated??? Oar iz I in deh rong plais???
Awlright, eberybardee line up, assume teh pawzishun.
Yewl awl noe teh rooteen.
**starts pattin’ howsehold occupants down**
**NC seez cweenmj owt ob teh corner ob hiz eye**
*SKWEEEEE!*
**runsrunsruns**
**fawls oberself**
**gits up, full speed now**
*bappituh bappituh bappituh, pitchew*
*WHOOSH, BONK, CRASH*
**collides wif cweenmj and tumblez tumblez tumblez intew uh heep**
I sew happytail tew see yew!
*SCHMOO*
* pikkingz up deh NC66 and gibbingz him a GIANT SCHMOOO!!
I b berry happeetail tu seeing u, mai pal!!
And a Schmoo fur Tiki, tu!!
Tiki: *kisskisskiss*
Tiki: *kisskisskiss*
Tiki: *kisskisskiss*
Me: OK Tiki dats enuff.
Tiki: shaddup
Tiki: *kisskisskiss*
Tiki: *kisskisskiss*
Tiki: *kisskisskiss*
…
:snerk:
Welkom bak O Cween! Wii haz missded yu!
It is gud to b bak, but now it b bedtime.
Sweet dreemz, NC66.
Adn to awl mai cheezee frenz, gud nite!
Welkum bak cween adn gud nite! Sweet dreems adn doan let teh bedbugz byt!
And tew yew tew yor majesty.
**Dreams ob uh wurld wif endless supplies ob Internet dishez**
Hi Cween! *hedbuts*
Keyser Söze kitteh searches teh yooshual suspects.
Teh prym suspekt iz teh goggeh, hoos tayl wuz wai tu waggy dis mornin!
Teh nekst suspekt iz teh littlol hoomin, hoo taeks mah toys adn duz awl kinds ob fings tu et laik slobbur awl obur et adn poke tewh iis awt adn draggin et along affur hursef adn… ONLEE AI KIN DO DAT TU MAH TOY!
Adn doan get mii startid on teh biggur hoomins, awais pikin up mah toys adn puttin dems in anuvvur plais, oar kleens dem affur ai wurkt sow hard tu maek et innu such a beautimus peese ob art!
*hazza beeg suspishus*
And doan furgit teh vakyoom cleaner suspekt.
Ai neber did trust dat fing.
Iz bad enuff it pix up awl teh furr
ai sew carefully playced awn the cawpit
in purrfect fashion.
Ohai NC66! Fanks fur remindin mii!
*addz teh vakuum tu teh list*
Ur sow rite, vakuums r EVIL adn shud neber b unnerestimaited!!!
Baisment kitteh toowk it! I sawz it!
oh ewwwwwwwwwww
ai jus googled “cheez town crier” an it took me to a porn site!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ickeeickeeickeeeee
Oh noes! Poor MM! Teh saim hapint tu mii wen ai googled musik!
Oh Noez!!!
FYI, it b deh CheezTownCryer u b lukking fur.
but I thowt teh orange onez wer poysin…
Is green TOI. Teh ornge sparkles jus make it moar excitinly danjurrous. Liek fugu.
I noes ware toi iz….pls to luk at mah leenk abuv at 5:02 Pee Emmm….wuz stuk in moddurayter.
I will takes cheezburgers in loo of munnies
Whitch one the mouse, the catnip square,da triangle…….