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UhOh took wrong turn at Albequrque…
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Conga ratz anni awn tawp uf teh braid.
Ai can bowwee dis spawt a minnut.
Awl teh peepz in teh U Ess Aaaay plz tu taek teh mommunt dis weekend tu membur teh reezun fur dis upcumming holly dai.
/lolspeek off/
I want to personally thank all the members of the armed forces, past and present, that lay it on the line daily to keep the rest of us safe and comfortable.
/lolspeek on/
Okai Bak tu teh lols.
What wood U liek tu haz foar drinks adn dansdans, Anni?
Thx TET, Ai’d juss liek sum hawt chokklit plz b4 Ai dans awf 2 bed! Iz a kwarter 2 midnite an Ai haz a tyred!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
G’nite, Annipuss!
Agreed…..
ai can haz sum hawt chokklit tew? ai awlsew hadded aa cawmint inn teh saem minnit!
another way of kitty transportation. much more efficient than monirale cat.
dangit…ebberee thymje!
oopz…*thyme*
Neber tayk direkshuns frum a cartoon bunneh.
Whut about from real bunnehs?
Dat shud be fien. Dey at leest noes flite plans — mite be familyur wif maps.
Wayt. Mebbe only lop-eered wunz dat flies fur Bunweh Airliens.
aifinkso iz ownlee teh pailotz ob bunwai aerlainenz….
Hmmm….wai duzzn’t Bugz bunneh ebburr ryde wif dem? wudd hab beet tunnloleenk bai a lawng shot!
Yesh, yu get teh direkshuns from reel bunnehs, den yu noms dem.
GMTA, gammacat!
Bunnehs iz frendz – nawt fuds!!!!
*finks we needz anuvver concert*
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I haz missinged u!!! But I iz bak now!!
I just gotted mai noo dish and installed it and I haz a GIANT happee!!
OMCC!!!!OMCC!!!!!!!!!! TEH CWEEN IZ BAKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yyyyaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*happydanshappydanshappydansspinspinspintwirlfawldown*
*Pikz up UK and fanz her wif a fevver.
u ok?? Heer, haz a chokklit martoonee. Dey b berry refresherizing.
oh fankies mai cween! *sipsip* iz bery gud tew hab yew bakk!
*wispurrs* Plasticat and ai goes up tew PK’s tomorrow tew pikks up Eva!!
OH, YAY!!! I b so happy fur Plasticat! I finkso it b tru lubbz!
Driving keerful…. deh holiday weekendz b full uv krazy drivers.
*pownces on mj*
OHAI!!!!!
we has mist u!
wish I cud stay, but I has to pack, leavin early in teh morning for my sekkund bakpakking trip!
SCHMOOS!
Haz fun! Be caerful uv stranje nuts!
ohai PK! ai reeded yew emayo and will respond suun!! wii hazza big happy and eggsited! ai noe yu hazza sad, but her will be otay!
Walcome Back Yer Cweenlyness! (bows Low to teh Cween!)
Thank yew, thank yew. It is sooo goooood tu b bak!!!
*bows tu awl deh cheezpeepz!*
I haz ben missing u awl so muchez!!
*duz dans uv joi tu see awl deh peepz!
Yer Majisteeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!
U haz bin mist!!!!! Welkum bak!!!!
Mai cween! Yu iz BAKK!!!!! *dansdansdansdans* *grabs cweenmj’s hands* *spindansspindans* Have misst yu berry muchlee!!!!!!
*grabs p-k’s and cweenmj’s hands*
*dansespintwirldans*
yeah!!!!
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How u iz??
I hopes deh babeh kitteez b awl happee and helthy.
Tehy iz!!!!
Tumorro, UK an plasticat come tu take Eva tu furebber hoam!
Cory have a cupple debelopmint ishoos. Aifinkso we gunna keeping him.
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Bugs Kitteh!
Goggie season!
pinny gig season!
maus season?
Tourist season!
Goggie season!
pinny ig seezun!
ebil clown season?
Duk seezin!
wabbit seezun!
sssshh! Be bewwy bewwy kwiet!
Sssh….be bewwy bewwy quiet…..We’re hunting Elmers!
Hahahaha!
Spying on deh goggie
he will neber see me here
Pizmo Beech an awl teh clams ai kin eet!!!
*luuks arownd*
Wayt – dis izzint rite.
Ok I will aks a stoopy question, I don’t unnerstandz dis wrong turn at Albuquerque business, can some one plz eggsplain
Kthx
Bugs bunny and daffy duck were always trying to get to pismo beach by burrowing tunnels. Dey would pop out, say dis isn’t rite, and I shudda gon left at albuquerque.
fanks gammacat!
Left at Albuquerque
teh straynje fing iz, no matturr waer himz iz traiyink tew git tew, himz /alwaez/ haz teh rong turn att alburquerque…../Alwaeyz/!
mus bees a berreh cormfusing plaec dis alburquerque…
musst bii…
wii got awf teh trayn fer a liddlol wiles dere wen wii wented tew Kalifornya – ai don know bowt cormfuzin, butt it wuz HAWT!!!
Pssst, UK – ai juss sended yu an emeow… uh, lil bit long wun, mebbe.
*runs tew luuk* brb!
den u mus hab tookded da lef turn
Open, sarsaparilla…
Uh, open sesquigenerian?
Hassan CHOP!
Consekwensis, shmonsekwensis — az lawng az ai’m rich!
“Duck, you have desecrated the genie of the lamp!!”
MINE MINE MINE!
GO GO GO!
MINE MINE MINE!
“I’m rich! I’m wealthy! I’m financially secure!”
“Oh, Close sesame…”
Open Saskatchewan!
Open sez a hoo?
apparrentlee, sumwun cawlededed ‘catchawan’….ai dun knoez him…du yoo?
Nebber heered uv him – muss be frum sumware els.
Hmmm….oh wellz!
Himz frum VLC!
*nodnod* Sorta big n flat, him iz!
Hossenfeffer!
No problim, jus say abrakapocus.
adn klicks da heels ob ur red shoos free tiems…
Lol! mIx ob moobee kleeshaez: Wii haz dem!
Doan forget bibbitybobbityboo!
ohai my cheezy frenz, in a little while i am leeving to go on vakayshun an won’t be bakk teh teh 31nd ob May. i may be ablol to chekk in sumtimes, but not cownting on it. i will miss all my cheezfrenz and all teh fun on ICHC!! but dis will be a very fun trip, we will seeing my sister in Noo Joizey an her fambly, also Noo York City an sum ovver places ob relevance to owr interest, arownd in teh finger lakes rejun, also teh Baysball Hall ob Faym wich my hubby haz always wantinged to see. i will try to chekk in sumtimes wile i’m gon (will hab at leest wun laptop wif us) an i will seeing yoo wen i gets bakk!
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Ooooh – Baysball Hall of Faym. Hubcat & I will get there wun day.
Haz a saef & wunnermus trip, Lunarmommy!
oh mai LM – yoo iz gunna be in Noo Yawk????!!!! wii iz ownlee a kupplol howrs frum Cooperstown! Finger Lakes iz a beyutimuss areya – hab a gud tyme!!!!!!! {{LM & fambly}}
has gud vacashunz!
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Cooperstown not to far frum here!
oops: too far
Wut?? u leevez just az I gitz bak??
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
*Wavez by-by*
Haz fun in Noo Yorkz.
OMCC — ai haz bin fiting HARD nawt to go to sleep awl day & itz nawt gettin enny beddur. Ai still has lawts uv werk to do, an itz taykin lawngur den it shud cuz ai haz to keep walkin arownd to waek up.
Ai hates tohse dayz…
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Yu can haz myooziks oar sumfing fur stimulayshuns? Opin windo fur fresh airs? Go fur short walk owtside?
an drinks lotsa watter – dehydrashun can mayke yew feel pleh!
Ai haz bin lissenin to muziks — perkee muziks ai rillee lieks! Not halping. Bin drinking iced tea awl day. Not halping. Eeting choklit cuvverd espresso beenz. Not halping. Uv coarse, ai hasta keep walkin to teh rest room wif awl teh tee ai haz bin drinkin.
Wen ai iz dun doing tiem-sensitive stuffs, ai kin go haz a power-nap in a confrence ruum — but nawt until ai get moar dun.
U haz chokklit cubbered spresso beenz??? dem iz sooooo gud!!
*pondurs*
Yu can laffing mebbe?
Yu haz seen tihs befoar?
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CAT TRANSLATIONS
miaow Feed me.
meeow Pet me.
mrooww I love you.
Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don’t wait up.
mrow I feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawww Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawww I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaow Play with me.
Miaowmioaw Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mmeww I believe I have heard a burglar. If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm.
mioawmioaw Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
raowwwww I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwww I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Roww-maww-roww I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
gakk-ak-ak My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
mow Snuggling is a good idea.
moww Shedding is pretty good, too.
mowww! I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
mroow I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How’m I doin?
Miaow! Miaow! I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
Mraakk! Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
ssssRoww! I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar small animal. I shall now act terribly brave.
mmmrowmmm It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.
mmmmmmm If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
Mreoaw Please ask room service to send up another can of tunafish.
Mreeeow Do you serve catnip with that?
Miaooww! Mriaow! Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.
Mrrrrrrrrrrroooooooww Hold me, I am tired
Aifinkso a gud laff can du wunders fur waking up.
Iz lawts moar funneh kitteh stuffs heer: (links be annoying me latelee, sowree, haf tu copee-payst)
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What is this?
Awl rodes leed tew Alva Turkey..
Everywan duz taht. Alva Turkey bery, bery danjurus playss.
Albuquerque iz nawt bad. Teh mowtans are bery bewtiful, espwesially at sunset. Roswell, where I live, nawt so much.