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Ai fink blakk kittehz aer gud lukk
Yay fur yoo, annipuss! Top o’teh thred again!
Ai just left a messaj ov “farewell” awn teh previous pikchoor!
Got to run nao an do Lotsa ov stuff!
See u soon! YAY!!! elebenty!!!!1!
Hav a grate tyme an enjoi teh cheezmeet! *haz a lil jelus*
Thanks, bf473!!
Yuss! AWL kittehz ar gud luk, eSPESHullii teh blak wanz. Tehy ar teh prettiest, tu!
Iz fink so 2.
Black kittehs are TEH BEST!!!!!! They may do the occasional vindictive stunt, they will ALWAYS be spoiled rotten, but dey still TEH VERREH BEST KITTEHS!!!
Okay, gingers are good, too, tho some can be crayzee… and tabbies are sweet… prussian blues are goorrrrrrrrgeous… Okay, I love all teh kittehs, BUT TEH BLACK KITTEHS GETS A BAD RAP!!!
I’m sure that somebody out there actually *loves* those skeery-as-hell HAIRLESS cats that look like gargoyles & vampire bats had a love-child together, but even THEY don’t get the bad press of a black cat!
blakk kittehz iz gud lukk
i haz wun
saved mai lyfe
so dey iz gud lukk
i can has backstory?
*setlols in wif popcorms*
Eeep! Izza bevy uv baisment kittehs!
DO WANT!!! elebenty!!
gud moarnin (substeetute teh appropreate tyme heer) anni an p-k!
Iz Eva’s big dai todai, yesh?
It iz! We waz diskussing it awn teh prebius thred.
Ai haz an egg sited an a sad an a happeh an ai running arown madlee pikking up londrees n kitteh bowls from the libing ruum floor an finking uv fings tu send wif Eva tu make teh chanje eezier fur her.
Ai knos it wil bee a happy/sad fer u an fer Eva butt knoin shee iz goin tew a guud furever hoam helpz at leest a lil, aihoap? Ai wunner haow Cory-Bear wil lyke bein teh onlee bebeh, moar uv mamas attenshun, yay!
Helps a lot, akshullee. Ai gno her gunna haz lawts uv luvs awl her lyf. Cory aifink will be confuzzled coz him nawt haz Eva tu ressul an chase wif ennymoar, but him will be staying wif me, fur always, an him gunna haz lawts uv mai tenshuns, yesyesyes!
U haz deecyded tew keep Cory-Bear fureber? Awww, tahts gud!
ai sew ful uv admirashuns fer wat u haz dun in saivin tehse sweet bebehs, butt aifink it wud bee sew hard tew send tehm inno teh whirld nawt knowin ware tehy wud end upz affer givin tehm sew mush helpz an lubz.
Ai duz nawt fink ai can du agen… teh sadness lyk saying bai tu Eva, ai can deel wif, coz ai hazza hyooj happeh tu. Teh nawt-gnoing, that be a fing ai du nawt fink ai can liv wif, gibing tehm luvs an safetees an ebreefing, an nebber gnoing if tehy gunna be in a playse tehy gunna be happeh an lubbed oar nawt. Aftur bottlol-feedings an potty-trainings an cuddlols fru teeving an ebreefing, tehy be lyk mai childrins.
Ai finking, ai gunna konsintrayt moar hebilee awn finding a way tu du kitteh behavyurs, will still be fur kitteh welfare (keep sum owt uv shelters oar frum being dumped, aihope), but nawt so hard awn teh hart.
*nodnod* MAI babycat!!!! Ai can handul Eva leeving coz ai gno her will be happeh, but Cory, him stay wif ME. *stands ober Cory-Bear lyk purrtektiv mommacat wifafeerse*
YAY PK!!!! Cory haz furebber home wif himz momma!! I haz biiig happitayle fur yu an Seanya!
Ai mebbe gunna haz tu taek up peeps awn offurs uv halping wif teh dopshun costs… altho wun uv mai vet teechurs finks him mebbe be always Speshul Needs kitteh an taht be much less munnies…
But eben if we pays fur teh dopshuns an tutorings aloan, we find munnies sumwhair, an we keeps him.
Him iz 1) black an peeps get weerd bowt black kittehs, 2) sweetie but berry clingee, 3) alreddy loozed tu mommas, 4) mebbe neber kwite “normul” kitteh coz uv ruff start, an 5) ai lubs him so berry muchlee, an 6) ai cannawt stand thot uv him going intu whirrld away frum me speshullee coz it wud nawt be sumwun whu gnos him lyk me an mebbe wud nawt unnerstand him.
Wii kan haz a fund raisin, lyk fur plasticat!!! We need LCB tu set it up!! Wii kan hewlp Cory an PK, yess wii kan!!
Yes!! We can! An we will!!
taht wuz hao it wuz wif mai moast beloved Florian. He wuz borned in mai bed – next to mai leg!!! There were foar babiez – but he sumhao seemed a littlol moar needee tahn the otters, wich were much moar nermal kittehs, ai thot.
An he waz, an awlwaiz will be, mai deerest hart kitteh – tho ai lubbed awl the others verree much, too.
It wuz for yeers ago nao – awn the first day ov May, taht he died – an just riting about him heer haz made me crai. Ai still miss him SOOOOO much.
Ai cudn’t beleeve it when he died. It just wuzn’t POSSIBLE.
So – PK – you ar doing teh RITE THING!! For both of yoo!!
{{{JCH4K}}} I no dat feelin. Mine beloved Grayson crossed a year ago in March an mii an hubbikat still cry sumtymes wen wii fink bout him.
{{{{Janet an Florian}}}}
It hurt sooo much, habing hart-kitteh-syze hole in lyfe.
{{{{{{Janet}}}}} {{{{{Florian}}}}}
{{Janet & Florian}} (has a gud trip!)
{{3KM & Grayson}}
goes off to {{mai Morgan}}
Ooooooohh, Shiny!
I wantz to pet dems.
I wantz one!
I miss my Salem.
wich wun wud u lyke Janet? U cahn haz teh blak wun oar teh blak wun.
Ai’d liek a blakk wun plzthx!
Hmmm,
I really lykes teh blak wun, butt (snerk) the blak one is so kyute!
OK, I takes dem all!
Dat’s juss greadee!
ai haz mai own blak kitteh Tucker awn mai lap rite naow, shee nawt totalee BC, hazza lil wite blaiz awn hur chest an a lil awn hur belleh. Butt u wud fink she wuz completlee BC teh wai shee acks at tymes!
Oh, I just couldn’t deecide! You cans has a pick and then my
deecisions will be eezzier! Cowdogwah cans has a pick, too.
Mii two, mii two.! I has a blak one. Shii needs a buddy an a halper cause shii bees getin older an can’t get into all da mischief shii shud be causing.
Psst, keykat, ai sended yu an emeow! If ai gunna gibs purrsunalyzed halp wif yur kittehs, ai gotta ask annoying nomber uv kweschuns.
I iz wuking onna reply. Butt morning bees kettehs playtyme too an I gotta go take dem walkies inna garden. Onna leash so only one atta tyme, tymes 5.
LOL Wheneber.
Ai unnerstanding compleetlee!
Lulz, lookie what Iz found on teh toobs, tiem to play Wack-A-Kitteh! (Clicky naem.)
(Serious SPLORT alert!)
ai saw taht! bery cayute an funneh (anna lil sillee)
oh, dat’s jus da kyootest!
ai lubs when da kittehs escayps…
*sploooooooooort*
O noze, AllyBally splorted sew eerly awn a Caterdai!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*nodz weeklee*
fank u… ai tryz to resist, but dere iz just too much kyoot out dere! an it hipnawtik!
I tinks da kittehs won dis game!
Mah blak kitteh is gud luk fur meh! Him iz mah Snuggle Bud!
Me tu! Cory-Bear nawt bad lukk, nononononono!!!!
My Salem was byooteemus BC and my snuggle buddie.
Hims slick blak furz was verry sofftee.
Awl mai kittehs has bin blak. Iz a grasefull an slimming cullur. Ai wares blak, tu, butt ( ! ) nawt for slimming. Jus to hied teh kitteh furs!
I keeps tryin to color-coordinate my kittehs, but having a calico
guarentees cat furz will show on whatever I wares!
diss is wai I onlyz wares blhack….
a yeer ago ai had 2 moastlee black kittehs, so when ai moved howse, ai got dark carpets…
nao ai haz 2 moastlee white kittehs… an hairee carpets!
Got 5 assorted kulors ob cats, dats y I gotta Persian carpet ob many kulors.
sew berrie beautimus. iz missin my Sebastian from mai kollege daiz.
In Scotland, dey say strange black kitteh on your porch iz GOOD luck!
In Ingerland it iz gud lukk iffn a blakk cat crossis ur paff.
Hao bowt if a mostlee-blakk tuxie an a teenytinyBC repeetidlee gets unner yur feets?
Dat meanz probabli a fall iz in yur furture.
Dat mite nawt be az lukkee!
I wunce had a Fed Ex driver that wouldn’t come past da side walk kaus mine BC Mainly Coon wuz layin awn mine porch. Shii wuz terrified uf him. I had tu go owt tu da truck tu git da package.
Taht be sad. An stoopy.
Wen I wuz takin da baby kitty’s tu wurks wif mii, I wuz amaized at teh amount uf peepz dat wuz scared uf cats. How kan yu bii scared uf a cat?
Iz sum terriblol mistay… mystik… rong beleefs bowt kittehs owt tehre. *sigh*
Ai fink der iz a lawt uv sooperstishun bowt blakk cats dat goez bakk 2 teh daiz wen peepl bleebed in witshiz. Der iz awlso teh wai dat cats can moob syluntlee an apper suudinlee wivowt warnin dat maeks sum peepl nerbus. Ai wud haz thort dat peepl ware u werk shud nawt be frayd uv cats tho.
Sum uv mai classmaets akshullee nawt much lyk kittehs atawl… not skerred eksactlee, but nawt lyk oar trust tehm, Goggie peeps, iz moar uv tehm in class tehn kitteh peeps.
Iz stereotype taht kittehs be trecherus an sneeky an selfish an deseptiv an genrallee nawt-nice creechurs, tu.
Dey are, butt (!) awlso bii sweet an cuddly an funni an independant.
Cheezes twict, itza kitteh! git in teh car! Letz goe fer frosty milkshaiks!
Mine nawt sekkund hubbi wuld nawt speek tu mii for 2 weeks after i bringed home Pookie da BC mainly coon. Him wuz stoopystishious. Iz wun uf da big reasons him nawt mine hubbi ennimore.
Aifink u maed a gud choyse dere!
U gotz a cat fur ur husbind? Gud traid!
so pookie wuz bad luk fur yur ex butt gud luk fur yu!11!!!!
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Midnyte Kitteh Croo
enurrjyze undurr t3h Sun
4 sum layte nyte phunn!
Midnyte Kitteh Croo
duz nawtz luukz 4 tubbill, cuz
trubbill’z scayrdz ubz dem
Midnyte Kitteh Croo
fullz ubz Awwsumm andz Winz, cuz
dayz amz nawtz badd lukk!
Jack.
Jack, u iz alwais rite awn targit! Yay! *clappityclappityclappity*
Clappity, clappity! I luv da midnyte kitteh croo!
Yah, yea, an “wut-day-sayd”!!!!
“Midnyte Kitteh Croo” – Klassik Jack!!!
@@@@@!
Awf tu da grossery store tu gib dem awl mine munnies! Hazza gud dai cheezfriends!
ohai — Prof. Phillipe “Spam” d’Beaker asks me to say that there has nawt been any accidents at the cloning lab. Nope. Nothing to see here. Move along….
Oh reeeeely?
AfriCat!! Go luk at teh previous thred! Jack rote a reelee cyoot pome fur EEba an PK!!
ohai JCH4K. Did you hear about the poor Prof. d’Beaker and the regrettable spam incident?
Fanks Janet! Dat wus beeyootimuss! O, an hav a naice trip an sai ohai tu alla cheezfrens at yur cheezmeet!!!
Sure. Trust me. What could possibly go wrong? Pd’B is a sine-tist, after all.
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nothing to worry about. srsly.
Giant crabses… giant CRABZ? GIANT crabz? … AAAAAaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeee!!! RUNAWAYWIVAKWIKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEK! Pee inna flannik!!!!!!
ohai cweenmj !!!!!!!! yew are back? duz that mean that yew got the sattelite dish that we made for you at d’Beaker Labs? Is good news!!!!!elebenty!!
sattylite dish for cweenmj
Yup, dat b deh dish I gotted frum deh UPS man. Not only can I haz intertuubz, I can shoot down incoming misslolz!!!
oh yay! we mist owr cween!!
ai trust sinetists! they know whut they’re doin!
Black cats are GOOD luck ! It’s white cats that are bad luck !!
Ohai! Today be berry bizzy foar me – huzbin gradooaytes from teh law skool, and in-laws (berry nice but elderly so need lots ob halp) are heer.
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Jest stawpin bai to send schmoos and lubs to Eva-teh-Diva, PK, Seanya, UK and Plasticat on this speshul day. And PK is grate gnus yew can keep Cory-bear!
{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}
Fanks muchlee!!!! Yu finking uv us wif SOOOO much uv yur own going awn!!! {{{{{ICHF}}}}}
CongaRatz tu deh huzbin!!!!
Iz a berry aw spisshus ohkayshun!
UK juss cawled! Tehy haz arribed at humayn sosietee an iz bai nao duing teh finlol paypurrwurks!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! {{{prysma}}}
HS juss cawled tu maek shur iz otay fur tehm tu come get Eva… but tehy gunna go get her an bring her tu HS breeflee coz her gets microchipped an her nawt had taht dunned yet. Tehn tehy coming bakk heer an we haz taek-owt lunch an play wif kittehs an tawk-tawk-tawk an play wif kittehs an splort a lil an taek sum pixors an fings.
HooooooooRay!!!! I so glad Plasticat getz to hav Eva!!
An did yu knoe wooos goin tu keep teh Cory-Bear? Hmmm? Do ya?
I haz herd rumors….. I finkso, Angel will b happy tu haz a bebeh tu taking keer uv.
Yesh, aifinkso she wull miss Eva teh Diva soe shee wull mebbe adoptify liddle Cory! Ai hoap soe!
Yesyes, we gunna!
Guis, we needs sum beems: UK an PC running intu teh red tayp at awl turns. Iz diffrint purrsun awn tuday an him nawt gno ebreefing beend arranjed.
Him waz nawt gunna let tehm have Eva coz her nawt at sheltur un adopshun ruum.
Tehn waz nawt gunna let tehm have Eva til her haz microchip, so tehy comed tu get her tu taek her owt tu get taht dunned.
NAO tehy sez her haz tu go tu vet rite nao immediatelee an haz rabees shot!!!
Iz getting ridikluss! Ai cudda taked caer uv awl this yesserday, but ai got tolded awn Wed waz awl gud.
This just stoopy!!!!!
O noze o noze!! Mus haz teh papurwurks tho? er contak info fer whooeber ‘ranged teh hole fing?
*fingerz an toze crossed fer teh straitin owt uv teh red taip*
ai fowt hurr wuz tew yung fer teh rabeeez shawt?
{{{{p-k, Eva, UK, plasticat}}}}
*fretens stoopy gui wif beeeeg klown hammer*
Aithotso, tu. HS gui finks tehy will nawt allowing her across teh border wifowt it. Vet will gno teh risk.
Ai juss cawled HS tu find owt what teh basement be going awn heer. Teh rabees shot be teh lastest fing, tehn ebreefing iz taked caer uv.
Tehn we awl can collapsing.
Pore Eva, her gunna be awl worned owt before tehy eben get awn teh rode tu go hoam!!!!
*shakes fist at red-tape dispenser*
All will be well in teh end, though. Rite? Can’t wait to see teh pictures of Eva’s happy extendified fambly.
We gotted pixors uv plasticat holding Eva fur teh nawt-sekkund tiem.
Ai just cawled teh vet tehy got sended tu — tehy in appoinmint ryte nao, so shud be awl gud. Iz a gud fing cheezeeps were genrus wif teh donayshuns, coz gunna haz tu pay fur teh ekstra vet visit, aifinkso!
Those lines are still open if anyone wants to contribuficate moar moneys! The link is on P-K’s site (click her bloo name) or click my bloo name then look for “Halp Eva Adopt Plasticat” on teh left sidebar.
Hooray ter PK!!!! *dansdansdans*
I luvs teh kittehs
(Tries to figure out how to hugs all fibe kittehs at onse)
*helps D.R. snorgle teh kittehs*
Oh hai Ebil, help me get all dese cat hairs out of mah nose…
*hugz D.R.*
I haz missinged u!! But I b bak now!
{{{{{D.R.}}}}}}
*hugz teh cween* I hav nawt seen yoo in teh longest of whiles! Happi tew hab yew bak in cheezland. {{{CMJ}}}
{{{ETP}}}} it b gud tu b bak!! I haz missinged awl mai peepz so muchez!
Danks u, nyce laydee.
Ai luvz dem blak kittehz. Ai has heed a speecel kitteh. Hur name were *Boomer-baby-boomer-rocketuner-squeeker-maoumaou-stinky-panwhackit-Mrs.BigglesworthChickadaunce* Ai onlee has hur won yeer, esle hur nam mite be loongr. Hur cum two a baad ednz. *very sad*
{{{op_sMama}}}
{{kitteh wiv long nayme}}
Ai thanks dis tessm kitteh.
Clebber Catshion!
**pokes hed in**
Ohai, frenz. Can’t stay rite nao, gettin reddy to leev teh howse in a liddlol bit.
I’m offishulee a rednek. I got sum sun at teh bawl-feeld last nite. Fank gudness it nawt soar too. Sunburns hurt hard.
See y’all laytur!
A black cat is a feline whose fur is uniformly all black, or almost all black. It is not a particular breed of cat and may be mixed or of a specific breed. The all-black pigmentation is equally prevalent in both male and female cats. In Western history, black cats have often been looked upon as a symbol of evil omens: in other cultures they are considered to be good omens. Black cats have been found to have lower odds of adoption in American shelters compared to other colors (except brown).[1]
- Wikipedia
one of my IRL friends found out that at the local county shelter, they accept donations that go specifically towards helping black cats get adopted. They have a fund that provides a “discount” to anyone who decides to adopt a BC. They don’t tell people about it until they *choose* a BC of course, but the ones who are smart enough to do so get a nice surprise!
Dis is so naise!
I seed a sine at a shelltur dat sed: “Kittehs doan kare wut kuller ur hare iz”
wun of mai IRL frenz had a dotter who had a blak kitteh. Wen dotter mooved bak wif mom, mom had to fynd hoam fur kitteh.
Shelltur asked her to wayt untill afftur Halloween. They nawt want kitteh to be addoptud and den yoosed fur sakrifise….verry scaree.
?wen u putz dem {{?}} dos these mean like huggz?
Yesh, these{{}} be hugs. Yu gottit rite. Adn if you see @@@@@@ those are burgers; used as mark of praise for clever commentz.
Black cats ARE considered good luck in the UK. It would be better for the poor things if people in the US could be made to think so, too.
U gawt dat rite, babes! Ai lub blak kittehs an hab blak kittehs.
Ai lubs Blak kittehs and dey ar GUD luks. Ai hab chooses blak kittehs. {{{tessm}}}}
Gud nite tu all teh cheezpeeps, g’nite!
gud nite {{{{AC}}}} *shmoo*
Nite AfriCat.
Ai lub allz kittehs, don kare watt collrz dey iz, watt collrz dey eiz, loong hairs, short hairs, no hairs; ai lubs em alz.
Anom!
iz dum dat peepl fink dat blak kittehz iz bad luk. i haz 2 blak kittehz an dey ar bes ever! dummes fing ever? peepl no dopt blak kittehz frum SPCA cuz dey fink iz bad luk. get wif 21 senchree peepl-no be dum an superstishus! blak kittehz rool!
BLACK KITTAS R GOOD LUCK KITTAS…NO KITTA IS BAD LUCK!!!!
sad)-:kitta doesn’t wan 2 b called bad luck.
sweet bunch of kittas lovin
Three black kittehs iz spozed to be GOOD luck!
blak kittehs neva badluk. blak kittehs da bestest! dey knoe how ta luv! 5 blak kittehs is 5 tiems bettah than 1 blak kitteh.
Teh moar teh kittiz, teh moar lukz Iz haz ackchully.. =^.^=
Blak catz r de best, Iz gotz 2 and woodnt trade temz for de world. I luvs dem.