Mai castul need moat.
Mai castul need moat. Wif fishies.
i iz heer 2 find teh princess.
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Ai liek fishiez
My comments need reply link.
It has a link on my screen. Is the link just not working?
Is werking now, tho.
Tere waz a loooong thyme (twards end ob teh lol befoar last, all fru last lol, adn first part ob dis lol) in which der wur noe reply links at awl. We gotted dem bak after a long seshun ob egg-sore-sisms tu remoob Basement Cat’s ebil influence over WeirdPress.
*lol speke off* Just for the sake of curiousity, how did any of you make your comments when the reply button was gone? It’s here now again
it wuz kayos! We were left to run arown an pull taylz and play catch wif CHRG’s outta boredom!
(we put “@ ladymonde” before the reply)
**Waves**
Have phun stormin teh castle.
Prinsess Bride refrinse ftw!
Ai luv dat moovy.
…sed teh mamma clowd to hur son…
iizzer a grail beacon?
Big fishes, in kans, dat arrr open!
Nommylishus fishies…. an waddur dat won’t sullee mah pawz.
*Ka-SPLORT*
*Begins hiz egg-sore-sism ob Basement Cat’s Reply Link Remover*
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*Draws spirals adn stars wib tuna juice, adn a big X wib chikkin burger drippings adn sum black lickerish*
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*Starts a sloe skottish dansdansdans arownd teh X, holding onto teh kitteh in teh lol ober hiz hed*
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“Begone, foul Basement Cat! Bak, Bak! Needs reply linkies! Fissssshies for castle mowt! Gollum! Gollum!”
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*puts kitteh down adn throws eggs at teh serber*
hey, it wurked!!
Plz to mix nipz in deh moat
@jd you fink WP is bahaving like Linda Blair?
Yep!
Need moat tu drown teh bodeez ob mai biktims
Dis happined b4 2dai (oar prolly lass nite ) an it got fickst affar sumwun rited 2 teh Cheezis.
Aifinkso kitteh konkered teh cassul… an pawsiblee teh dragon (green fing in bottum corner?) Iz ded peeps ebreewhair!
@NS *Runs in wif da portable CCC an sweepys up da brains. Washes dem wif da sparkli watters. Paks dem karefully bak intu da head. Replayses da brain bones, an wraps wif red, white, an bloo ducky tape. (In honor uf da hollidai) Puts awn x-tra strenght CHRG an karefully sits her awn softy couch.*
Heer NS, pleez haz sum hawt choklit, and relax.
@TK: I finks WP haz been cursed by Basement Cat, adn dat iz wy teh reply link is missing. Iffen we can lift teh curse, we gets teh replies bak. We jus’ needs teh rite majik spell to lift teh curse.
kitty killed the evil queen-fish dinner for everyone!
Ai can not stop the lol’ing and snorting and giggloling at the vision of JD’s danse an egg sore sism … not a professional image here at work. *snerk*
Eberywun try to fink ob a majik spell tu lift Basement Cat’s reply link curse! I’m gowing nuts heer! (Moar so dan uzual eben.) kthxbi.
**It seems like prysm-kitteh has come down from deh ceiling**
**goes to sai ohai to herz**
Don’t worry lil kitteh, you can claim it on your expenses!
@noobeh: I hab fixted yore ober-seeriusness at wurk? Gud.
@prysma-kitteh
ohai prysma-kitteh, glad to seez U again
ai R teh qween ob teh castil: boweth down 2 me!
an bringth me cheezyburgerz!
…maybe just the fishies, hold the moat…
@bodo Eye’m howlding teh mote, but my arms aer getting tyred… Ooops! Spilled teh mote awl ober kitteh! Sorry!
Teh buttons bii gone frum awl da sites, goggies, C-lebs, etc. Iz da same troll that cummed intu mine howse tudai an messed it awl up Ifinkso.
Ohai Noobeh! Iz outta hopleeszital an bac homz wit mai kitteh. Why four air theer no plies-to buttinz? Sompin ta do wit ceiling cat?
**Red comes draggin in, luukin werser**
Ohai guies. I nawt cud get to sleep. **grumblol, grumblol**
Trogdor kitteh burninating teh contree syde!
(yeah, ai kno kitteh knot akshoelly look lyke Trogdor, butt boff ob tehm has a cool!)
@jd, I checked mine spell book, dere duzzn’t seem tu bii ennifing fur “reply buttons”.
@ JD, ai donut no majik spell, butt ( l ) do no a cheer
*grabs palm fronds 2 shaykz arounz*
Orinj peel, waddur melen rind
tern rown adn C hoos a behine!!!
WP WP WP!!!
*splits inna ayer jumps, drops palm fronds*
YAY!!!
I fink yore cheerdans helped drybe Basement Cat away, soe fank yew!
@RHSB.. Yu still gotted da headaches? {{rhsb}} I haz a biiiggg ol’ sorri fur yu.
adn fibe duzzon cheezburgurz….nao!
an nun ub em platstick fishies eeber.
@3KM — fankies fur teh reskyew, an fur teh hawt choklit. Mmmm.
Shouldn’t dat be called a CatSul?
Ohai OP! Soo glad u be home wif teh kittehs and feelin up to teh lol timez.
Teh WP haz been poe zest wif demonz of teh buttun eatin type. JD is werkin frew teh nite to getz it all egg sore sized. Ai hav to pop off now or muh boss will get the grumpiez an lob off muh head. Bai Ebery Body! C u later!
ai can sii teh replai buttunz!!!
Yay!! Ai hab deh huge hapyz noaw! Kudos, WP!
=^!^=
Kitteh, u shudda been heer a few dayz ago wen it rayned so mutch, den u wudda hadda mote.
Hek, I nawt eben gots castlol. No castlol, no mote (onlee wun foar teh tee-bee), an no prince oar knight.
**gets beeg sad, den goes to curl up in corner an sobs to hurself**
Dis iz nawt mutsh fun wivowt riplie buttinz – Ai aer goin 2 bed.
G’nite awl, g’nite.
Anni, wayk up! Teh replyin buttonz iz bak!
He should apply for that in expenses on his second home.
ZING!
How much is a moat at John Lewis?
@ebil_clown
*yowls, jumps in air, comes daon facing teh clown*
*floofs owt fur, flattins eers, an crowches*
*growls an runs awf wifakwikniss tu find a place tu hiding*
*appeerz in frunt ob PK* *hedbatz, runz awai adn hydez wiffa kwikkness*
can ai haz moat on expensez??
Dis kitteh dun lukks liek Trogdor, but iz prolly a gud burninator an stuffs.
I lubbs mii sume Homestar Runner, too, Rp!
The Kingdom of Fluffy is safe tonite
Frenz, I herd an innerestin statment last nite, awn a tee-bee show I had awn.
A gurl sed to a gui, “U wuz chasin me lyk I wuz maded of biskits!”
Wish I hadded dat problum. **SIGH**
biskitz? waer??
okay heer is mai egg-sore-sism of da ebil dat tuks da Reply button
*draws picshur of da reply button in a big bowl ob sand*
*lits elebenty green colored candles and sticks in sand*
*burns stinkee incense*
*chants* oh spirits ob da kittehs, ai acts fur yur chariti. Restore to cheezland dat witch is lost adn ai will give many cheezburgers at no cost. anom!
*repeat chant wil danses flamenco round da room*
huff, puff tirred
*trows eggs at candles to extinguish flames*
*opens winnder to get rid of stinkee burnt egg smellz*
dat should work!!!1!!!1!11
Yay! Yore egg-sore-sism wurked, Ifinkso! We’re sabed!!!!
awwwwdanke shoen!
eet waz da combined mightee ob da cheezpeeps untied!!!1!1
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ur… cheezpeeps united
yay reply buttons!
Rite teh nawt secund tiem: untied (and unhingeded tu!)
**bows to lionelcat**
Wii nawt wurvee! Wii nawt wurvee!
lionelcat yur spell wurkd wunnermous!!
***Flies in wifakwikness anna prowd!***
Ohai cheezpeeps, wear teh heck are teh ree-plies?
Gess wut? Parrothead dotter had convocation tudai, an hur gotted a citasinship award, anna athaletick award, anna outta 450 senyurs gotted the ‘most humorous’ award!!
teah for PH & her dotter!
Teh applez nawt felled far fom deh tree!
Congagratz tu yur dawter! *hart bees full ob warm fur PH* Yu SHUDA hab deh prowd!
yeshaifinkso….schamperzawaywifshynes
Ai tu tyred tu trai tu deel wif teh lakk uv thredding, mai brayn, it cannawt deel wif it tunyte. Ai problee gunna fawl asleep urlee ennyway. Ai see yu morros, aftur mai lab nawt-sekkund fing (we lerning Gram staining n fings awn cultures we startid last week, fur yu syinse mindid peeps).
Schmoos!!!
Ai seez yu peepz laydur, aiz go-win tu dindin wif mai liddlol bowt-tu-gradyewmatayte dotter!
**flies out wifakwikness**
@rhsb.
Heer iz teh tekillya sunny rise, teh strawberri shortcaeks wif whippy creems adn teh Calvin Klien mans unnurwares cattle log. U pik aowt teh manz u want. Wii will haz LCB borree himz fur U.
Fanks, WRr……butt….wut ifn teh man(z) I want iz nawt inna cattlol lawg? I can has speshul ordur?
U haz tu ask LCB. Ai nawt noze haow she duze wif speshul ordurs.
An u finkso enny “fing” dat hur steels “foar me” hur nawt gonna KEEP foar hurself?!?!
Iz u noo heer oar sumfin?
Wall tell hurz get tu. U can dribe teh giddawai car. U just has tu giddawai aftur hur putz teh manz inna car an before hur can getz in.
Ai haz tu du awl Ur finking foar U tudai?
Oh gud, u nawt mynd doin awl my finkin foar me?
I gotted reel tyred of doin it awl by myself today. Mebbe iz why I gotted hedayk.
Now plz, uze ur powurs ovur me foar gud an nawt ebil….
Uuumm, yu nawt fink yu kan find a manz in da Calvin katalog? Maibii just a loner til yu find da forebber wun? Kan I borrow da katalog after yu? I just wanna luk.
I nawt fink enny of teh modlols be innerested in me. U has seen me – I nawt egg-zacklee modlol materyul….
Ifinkso yu bii waay rong bout dat!!! I haz metted yu an yu iz purty and funni, and beri smart!! Ifinkso iffen ennifing yu nawt find da models inneresting enuf. I nawt lyke a man dat takes longer tu git readi than I do.
Oooh, an nawt tu mention yu haz a killer reciepe fur cheez rabioli an pesto.
Shhh….dat iz berry old sekrit famlee resipee.
Iz berry diffycult an tuuk yeers to lern teh complykatid steps.
Me neevers.
@PH — datz grate abowt ur dotter!
@PK — haz a good nite. Plz to say ohai to Seanya fur meh, & plz to giv awl fiev kittehs behind-eer skritches & cuddlols frum Auntie Nightshayde.
@annipus nite-nite! Red, awwwwa, {{{rhsb}}}
Ai wiss ai hab, hey hear tiz! mae madjekal wand fur maak’n worry’n'drk cloudz vanish, poof!! *wavez ober Red nd herz ideel YNG wif etray gud feelinz’n'tawkin-skillz appearz rite nex 2 Red! Ohai Bee-u-teeful ladee, kin ai offer yu mae hankerchef?
Tellz YNG als bout yer koncernz, plz, ai carez!
*smoooz ad slow eye-blinky* =^1^=
Fanks, OM.
@lionelcat: Gu wun! Daw woz a supurb egg-sore-sism! Howeber, teh Basement Cat minyons aer still holding out. Wi niid sumfing more… Sumfing dat will terrifififify dem!
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*ponders*
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Pours water down teh bak ob teh server tu get rid ob Basement Cat minyons.
nao dat da reply buttons are bak, dat meens ai haz to give my 6 kittehs cheezeburgers tomorow.!!!!11!! gud ting ai didn’t promise dem a rose garden
OMCC!!!!!!!!!! REPLY BUTTONS!! How novel!
Ai iz gladiolas seema dem kittehs nos des mistries of howl ta fixes des tings! *showers of flowers and tickertape parades*. Fank U, Oh massure o dem intertubes!
Ai finloly gotted mai truk bak. Dem onlee wunted 3500 munnies tu maek it wurk. Der goes teh crooz tu noware.
…an teh trip to KY to kidnap a redhed an tayk hur away frum awl dis….
arre yoo shur dat teh turm /kid/nap reelee applaiez tew yoo?
*stikkz owt tung, runrunrunzawaiwiffakwikknessadnhydes*
Come bak heer, u yung wippersnapper! I wanna beet u wif my cane an byte u wif my false teefs!
Yoo gotz tew fynd meh nawt-secund!
*pulls DK’s tayl*
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
akkk! *runnz awai fasturr, fyndz othurr hydink plaes*
I’ll halp yo DK! *warps DK tew teh twilight realm wif mah ebil powerz*
Akkk! eep! waer iz ai??
Heer: h t t p://zeldawiki.org/Twilight_Realm
Yoo will understan it better if yoo know hoo mah nayme iz a ref tew:
h t t p://zeldawiki.org/Midna
huh……..
sew….wut form iz yoo biiyink inn heer?
(didd dat maek anne sens?)
Tat mayde sence. I iz mah tru form!
h t t p://zeldawiki.org/Image:TrueMidna.jpg
aktchulolee, ai kyndaa lykeded wut teh troo form lukked liek…..
okai….dis nawt lukk tew saef, aktchulolee…
*Tripz DK wif mine walker as him runz bye*
I gitted him red, can yu hobble obber heer wifakwikness, I kan ownli howld him soo long wif mine week, old, tyred arms.
And a dragon. Every moat needs a dragon.
Not to worry…..I’m here for that!
green-eyed kitteh conkers wif power of kyoot!
an for more kyoot bebbeh see lion
*crosses paws and eyes taht bloo linkee werks*
Tank-ye, gammacat, dat wz lubbly’n'touchin’ Ai liik dat lil bebe got hiz nom from bro-n-armz.
OMCC!!!!!! TEH REPLI BUTTONZ ARE BAK!!!!!!!!
YAI!!!!
Hao iz yoo dowink?
Gud! Eben beter nao tat teh repli buttons ar heer. An yoo??
grate! dittow abowt teh replai buttunz!
Did yoo see al teh madness on teh preevius thred? Neer teh end waz crazy!! *pokes DK*
noez…ai didd nawt sii itt….wut happenbeded?
ow…*pokez bakk*
OMG! Mai bruthr haz dis cahsul! No johk!
awl ur cashulz r belong to meh!!! Sumdai ai will wayk up reeeellllyyy urlie nd get nawt sekkund… ai just lurv teh wai cheezfrendz singz nd danses fur eeshudder! Til den ai will danses wif mahselfs
mebbeh kitteh should becum an MP…
Playmobil! Those toys were so cool. I was always amazed at how detailed they got with all the little accessories for the figurines.
Sory, but princef in nuder catsel!
Kitteh needs TTI MP’s spenses claym to cleen mote!
Kassel also needz houz fur teh dukkeez!
(More PunditKitchen comment, but waht teh…?)
Sow sayd Fred teh Furry-jus, teh knew King o’ teh Kastlol.
Claim it on expenses
Maybe yoo shud be an MP, oh wait, not so good now of curtayled expensiz!
Pitti u nawt Inglish EmPee. U kud get moat on xpenses an sum fish az well.
Im sry, ur fishiez r in anothr castul.