That’s Disgusting !!! Remove it, peel it and saute it lightly in butter and lemon immediately.
oar u can maek it into sum sushee.
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Your fish is my command.
Snerk! Heeheehee heecoffhaha!
alth I suspect the kitteh cud skip the lemon happily. Purhaps a little caviar on teh side, insted.
Veddy good, kitteh. Would u like to see teh milk list?
Yor fish is granted!
I never take fish for granted.
I innerupp dis LOL wiv really big news (for mii). I HAZ A JAWB!! After 14 months nawt-employed, I haz a noo jawb! I tu mooving to the D.C. area layturr in the sommer.
*Does a wildly happee/releeved dansdansdans: bum, bum, bum, bum, bum BUMM. Dee dee dee dee dee DEE Hop spin twirl. Jump in ayer, click heels. Collapse in pile of tears of releef and gigglols.
Shampayne for Ebreewun! Fried camembert! Spinawctch/arkichoke dip on home-made parmesan crackers! Let the wild rumpus begin!
Congrats an best wishes, Q
I hope Q wrote his resume like that comment.
I would also like to note: I now feel sorry for the fast food industry.
concats Q! dat is wunnerful gnooz
Yay, yay, yay!!!! Congarats Q, taht bee bery gud noos!! ai hazza happytayle fer u!!
dadadaCHA! Kick! Wif enthousiasms! We sellibrate yer jobbiness!
FanQ (hee hee) beery musch! I am giddee wiv releef!
Concatchulayshuns, Q!!!!! wonderful news!!!!
Awsumness!!!!!!! *dans dans spin dans shimmy dans dans* Ai soooo happeh fur yu!!!!
Wait, izint DC area neer LCB? Yu duz nawt haz much shinee fings, duz yu?
I will keep shiney fings in my saef when I’z around LCB-land
Conga Rat Shoe Lacings, Q! You an’ LCB will be semi-neighbors!
*prepares semi for “housewarming” visit*
mmmm. Iz you teh neighburrhuud welcome wagun?
Er, yes. It’s customary to welcome u by sending u on a tour of teh nayborhood while we
rifleinventory ur belongings.mmmm… finks of decoy shiney fings to salt arawnd new abode tu throwingLCB off teh track.
Mebbe you can persent her with Teh Keys to Teh City er sumpfin…
Ifinkso she alreddy ..erm..*borreed*…tehm…Ahem..
LCB- you are to be warmin ur new naybor’s hwose, nawt ur own….just sayin’
Concatulashun, Q! Iz teh bawmb tuu haz a jawb!!
*joyful dansdansdans wif eberybodee else*
Aww, dats grate!!! Concatulashuns
*klinky glasez*
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das grate nooz, Q.! congratshoelaces! DC r grate sity, ai bleev u is gonna haz grate tiem dere!
congarats chewedlaces!!! Dats wunnerfull nooz! an a big moov too! ooo egg siting!
YAY! Congratulations! Always makes me so very happy to see people find what they need after working hard for it.
yay!
Hip, hip, Hooray! Conga rat undulations Q!
{{{{{Q}}}}} dis be bery happytayl gnus indeedy. Congra ratz!
congrats!
: )
: )
yay!
ohai lcb! I has more infoz on deh upcoming trip to Dee Cee arear
an I has sended U an emeow
I clicked! I sawr! I replied!
**goes to chek**
I read your emeow and sent U another one
:snerk:
egg-cell-ant wai to start LCB!!!
@@@@@@!!!
GSOML!!! ConCATs!
And yes, skip teh lemun, pleez. Jus boan it an giv it.
GSOML = Go Suck Onna Moldy Lemon?
DO NOT WANT!
*hans LCB a moldy lemon*
WHUT PART OF “DO NOT WANT” DID I FAIL TO MAKE CLEAR?
Hmph.
*stomps on moldy lemon, moldy lemonjuice squirts into LCB’s eyes*
*gives LCB a sham-wow tew wipe up teh lemon juic*
*LCB, blinded by moldy lemonjuice, reaches for shamwow, grabs fish insted, wipes her eyes wifit*
Sigh. Axe a simplol question, get moldy-lemony fisheyes.
no. i iz boss here. >:(
lol.
Sez Gordon Ramsey kitteh…
*bleep*!
BOOP! Oh hai PB2K! How you is?
On his new show “Kittychen Nommares”…
Or himz impawt frum teh Beeb: “Teh N Word” (spin-orf frum Teh F Word)
Or mebbe “BC’s Kitchen”?
*snerk*
*gigglol*
*skare kittehs orf mai lap*
” I ASKED FOR *$*&*% TUNA…
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TUNA ???
*&%$# YOU NEED TO GO WORK AT MCDONALDS !!!”
SHUT IT DOWN!
That show gives me a headache.
I can only watch a few minutes..then I go watch Alton Brown to feel better.
I can’t watch it either. I love the original Kitchen Nightmares on The Beeb. And The F Word too.
Alton Brown iz teh mad kemist-type, isn’t he? (don’t have TV so have seen it onlee 1 or 2wice)
Sorta. More like Mr. Wizard (geeky science nerd type).
wf sum noo potaytos an asparagrass. an choklit moose fer afters.
Fish and guests, whatever that saying is.
Don’t count ur fish until ur guests blow teh hatch?
Or blow tehr lunch?
No, no, wait! I’ve got it: Feed a fish and starve a guest! Rite?
Teach a guest to be a fish…?
My favorite version of this, by Doug Adams:
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“Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.”
aye lyke the Pratchett variant – “Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.” (from Jingo)
All guests are fishy at night?
feed teh obstreperous guest to teh fishes?
Two fishes don’t make a guest.
Spare teh fishing rod and spoil teh guest?
A fish inna cat is wurf tu inna gest?
A man’s fish is his guest room.
If all ur guests fished off teh Brooklyn Bridge, would u?
Menny a moggie mayks a makrel?
Stink after 3 days!
speshulee iffen u hyde it unner teh bakseet uv tehyre car.
Dat bee bai Dis Benni Jamani Frankfurt er lan, An ghis sez botha dem stickz notz ina gud way, afur tree daz.
Put it in a tin an Ai mite eeet it
Wif a genrus sprig uv catnip fur a garnish.
LCB! Maus! Bluesfan! Conga-ratz to youze guise. Have some noms and shampayne from furver up the fread
fank u!
sew glad fer ur gud noos, is beryberyberyberybery skaree tew nawt haz teh jobbiness. Fank CC ai stil haz wun (fer naow) butt mai frends an cowurkers taht wuz laid awf in Januaree iz still luukin fer sumfin
Ai haz bean toeh DC onlie tree timez, but iz vebby niceness inna sum partz an haz somma wunerful nomnom. Kon Ratz Ewe Lacings ina ewez nu XcitMonts. May ceiling cat shed upon you!
Dis really happened, my naybor had cotted sum fishes and gabe dem to mah Yogi kitteh, himz had no idea whut to does wid it, himz carried the fishee in himz mouf ebrywhere, but did not eat it.
Ebbry kitteh noez dat fishis kum in tinz!
Kitteh is berry civilized, he loves to eat bugs tho.
Dey kum wiv a bilt-in caes!
Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside…
Mah cannolli is lyke taht. Before we took him in, he killed a rodint, and tehn didnt know what to do. He was meowing at peeps to come an do somefing wif it.
ur cat is named (or is taht nommed?) afturr an italian pastree??
oh, an congarats on teh new jawb!! DC will be fun fun fun!
This story kwaks me up! “Mawm, plz to coem and tayk away this deceesd rodint, kthxbye!”
walk this way!
I can haz baycun-rap?
suitcase cat: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910328
iz et bees jes meh oar iz da capshuns geddin beddur adn beddur?
oh yesh siobhan, aifinkso too!
fan-q tessm fur strenfenin mai impresshun
I’z likes teh fishees, but not want hangin’ next to my winno-perch beddies, eever!
If U doesn’t gib me what I want U will be soon swimming wid deh fishes
most eggselent nus, Q!
WHY do cats love fish (to eat) but HATE water (tigers excepted)??
We must be told!
mebbeh is b-cuz da fishies maeks da p-p fing in et? ewwwwww
d’Beaker tries again.
Peek-a-boo! Ai seez u!
oooh, that’s a good sign.
*scurries down to the lab to tell Pd’B*
Mebbe sum caypurs wif dat azwell.
O Hai nightshayde! Fishee Stikees or rather noe fishee.
Ai purrrfur mah fishees nawt fried, bery offen. Lemon Buddur Sauce & Caypurs iz teh way to go.
Ai awlso maeks a bery yummeh bredded catfish.
Uv coarse, if sumwun wuz to giv meh sum taystee fish & chips (wif malt vinegur), ai wud nawt decline.
Fishee…..bleh. Make into fishee stikees.
wif friez an kachups, pleez!
ohai eberybuddy. I’m back with a messge from Prof. d’Beaker. He says that his commints are still being blocked. He says that ICHC is treating him like spam. He says that the cheezes are trying to figure it out, but that they donut seem to have a clue. Then he wanders away down the hall wif the leaky eyes muttering sadly “spam? they treat me like spam? sniff …”
.
n-e-way, I’m sure he’ll be back at some point. In the meantime, Igor is here to help out. Maybe if I hooked the ginormous lazer time machine particlol accelerator computer simulashun gen o’tick engineering marshun space rover device up ….
Sownds liek thirstee werk.
*hands Igor a refreshin bevrij*
why tnkyew,
*sluuuuuuuurp*
aaaaaah!
O noze! Poor Pd’B! wat iz goin awn in cheezland dese dais??!! sew mennee gliches, ebil klown eetin teh reply buttuns an ai doan kno wat!
klowns?
ebil klowns?
ai … um … gotta go and … uh …. check the locks on the laboratory doors … um … just checking that nothing could have gotten out … ai mean in … that’s right, gotten in …
ebil klowns???
*hides unner bed*
Watch out for teh ebil dustklowns.
Ohai is anybody missing me?
Iffen u’d stan stil wii wudnt keep missin u *taiks a swing wif teh big paddid klown hammer*
wut wit teh ugly kittehs!
iz lookin’ at yoo, big fishymeats!
doez kitteh wantz frys wif itz fryd feesh?