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PEEZE LET MEH STAYS – I DON TAKES TOO MUCH ROOM
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But… but… u fill up my hart!
Awwwww. Purty kitteh…
U can stay az long az u wants, kitteh!
He is quite a dear, LCB…
SPLORT
HAY! Who steeled teh reply buttons? It wasn’t me, I sware.
@ Maus: D’oe!
oh noes… I has splorted, and no one can save meh!
A likely story, LCB! Shud we search ur pokkits??
*Put on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
I gonna walk over to the WP server room and kit “js-kit” in the nads, aifinkso. Stoopy borked threaded comments. Feh!
@ LCB: a cute bambino…
Ohai,awl…..
Ai haz nawt been on heer in a whyle cuz stoopy server is slow and ai keeps getting large black areas coverin up parts uv teh screen.
Iz cheezin me off…but they’re “working on it”
** sigh **
LOL!! Teh bambi lok was one of my favritest lols ever Maus!
@ Eeck: ya gets whut ya pays fer…
@ Maus: u think I’m so stoopy I won’t catch teh pun unless u boldify it? Hmph. Just for that I wont’ go to teh Geek Danse wif u. You will has to go stag.
So ai sees ai’m nawt teh onlee one wif glitches todai…gimme my reply prompt back !!!
Yesh, yesh, yu can stay. But yu’b gotta promiss me dat yu’el help me pick up my brains wen I…. uh oh….
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*****SPLORT*****
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(weakly) I noo dat wud happen.
Leeza I is not waring any pokkets today. U doesn’t wanna know whare I is carrying my keys.
@ LCB: plbtplbtplbtplbt! Do you think I caribout that?
*ruminating over teh commints*
@ Maus: So apparently we paid for our new system with a couple paper clips and some pocket lint.
U doant tayke upp much ruhm, butt u leefs lotz uff fur!
@ Eeck: that’s usually the budget I get for major systems projects. Sometimes I don’t get the paperclips…
Duz ennyboddy hab a CHRG I can by? Gettin tired of scooping my brainz offa deh keebord.
@Maus: u spitted in my eye! Hand me a chamois.
@Leeza: well, u knowes us. We’ll milk it for all it’s worth. Which is not much more than a buck.
U sez u wont taek up awl da bed, but somhow u wil. Mai Ted does dat, aniwai. Hi lieks tu slepe n da x-ack senter ob da bed.
@ LCB: Sry, all I has is this
filthy and encrustedslightly used ShamWow….
OT: has you seen teh commercials fer the movie “G-Force”. Itsabout a pinny gig commando team. It silly beyond belief, but it made me laugh!
@ Maus: Iz OK if u doant git payper clips, az long az u git ducky taype *quack*
@ LCB: U want a chamois orra ChamWOW!
Dunno wats happin tew teh reply buttuns sew I jus driv teh CCC up’n'daown teh thred til ai haz tew leev fur wurks.
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC drivin up an daown thred tew awl splorted frendz!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh manatees tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u awl jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Bluesfan, you forgotted teh most importantest set uv a mass splort cleenups. You forggotted to put teh splorted brainzes into teh brainzes sorter. nao evrybody has teh wrong brainzes. Ai’m gonna get popcorns and see whuyt happenz.
@ BF473: OW! YOU RAN OVER MY FOOT!
@mye reply tu LCB: Oh darnit, eye furgit tu put (TM) onna ChamWOW(tm)
@Tribble: acksully, I would rather have some shampers. kthxbrutplz
dat’s fur now kitteh, once U iz in mah home
U willz take up deh bed
and den sleep on my head
dat’s what my boss kitteh does anywai
awww, sweet bebeh, heer, u sit awn taht nyce bloo pilolow and dekorate it wif ur pritty furz!
Okai…this is gibbin me a hedache.
Cannawt reply where ai wants to.
Ai mite as well get some *gasp* werk dun.
@Maus: git u foots owta teh wai, cahnt u see ahm drivin heer? Dis is a defconsplort emergencee!
Teh onlee gud ting bout dis missin repli buttun, iz dat u no zactlee ware tu luk for teh new commentz.
No reply buttons but does that mean we get our voting burgers back?
@ bf473: Isn’t dat prettee drastik?
oh heck!
SPLORT!
oh, and kan sumwun tell me aym not a bad hoomin for taking by orinj kitteh to teh V-E-T?
he was SOOOO unhappi wif me
Poor widdow kitteh stuck awf in da cornerd of da cowtch. Mehks mi wanna gib da kitteh a full cushin awl too itshelf.
@gammacat: No, u is not bad hoomin. But to make up for it u should take kitteh wif u next time u has to see ur own Dr. TinyCat.
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to WhigKitteh an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! (an just so yoo kno, WP iz OFF teh burfday list for being a BAD WP an nomming all teh reply buttins. bad WP.) i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, nommalishun red velvit caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle handheld vidyo games ob bebbeh zombies vs. teh ebil WP clowns, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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U is not a bad hoomin gammacat!
*pats GC sawftly*
Ohai Gamma – if yur kitteh needz teh doktur, then yews a good mama hoomin fur taken dem! U wud b teh bad mama hoomin ifn teh gotz sick and u nawt care. Sumtimez teh monees ar a problum cuz teh dokturs so spensive but we do what we can. *puts arm rown Gamma an shares a nyc affernoon cuppa tee an dubbl fudgee brownee wif herz*
Ur very touchy-feely today, Leeza.
@gammacat: yoo iz GUD hoomin. iz for kittehs own gud, an yoo are taking eggsellent kare ob him. wen i taked shiro to vet to gt teh owie on himz face treeted, him fot i wuz teh MEENEST MOMMY in teh HOLE WIDE WURLD!!!11!!!11!! but we had to make shur himz owchie gotted all better, an now him iz just fine. him haz forgibbed me now.
Teddy has bin insied AWL DAI becuz hims has a checkup this ebening. Hims liek “Mommeh, wai don’t yoo unnerstand mii? Ai wants OWT! NAOW!!!”
O boi! gammacat haz teh splortz and I canna find helpz.
*HALP!* splortz is aberri srys fing…
I wud let kitteh stay! Der alwais room fur kitteh!
“Hau kay? Ai canz stai? Lemme go kawl mai bruddahs an sistahs…dey onlee elebentee ub us, an we awl berree smawl.”
Awww~! Stayz wif me as long as yoo liek, kitteh!
@Maus — ai seed teh commershul fur G-Force & wuz giggling maniaklee. Teh pinny gigs iz so kyoot!
@GC — u iz nawt a bad kitteh mommeh. U is taykin gud caer uv ur furreh bebbeh & datz bery gud!
@Lunarmommy — hao iz Shiro doin? Enny updayte frum DrTinyCat?
OMCC I luv dis LOL sooo much! *snorgles littlol bebbeh kitteh*
Hey – I just fownded a– *whispur* v-e-t — in my region taht makes howse calls!! He desided its bettur for pets not to maek tehm ride in teh car so he comes over to yur plase!!! an is very very reesonable of monies to pay him!! I am verrah ecksited to have him comin to my plase next week insted of pore Simon gettin so upset he fomes at teh mowth an soyls himself in teh carryur!
(Not to menshun the Meezer howling noises.)
Oh, an *splort.* Teeneh bebbeh pushes the buttons in mah heart.
(is fotograffer hovering near teh seeling?? )
*touches LCB*
I NEED AN ADULT!
@lcb I is at Ur service
fangQ guys {{cheezpeeps}} ai hayte when he mewes and tries to climb INTO the cat carrier!
@lcb – im teknically an adult…
@nightshayde – Gforce luks reely funny! GP says it is based on him
@LCB why dus yoo need an adult?
O hai, u adults. Can u buy me some likkers? Er, I mean, Leeza was touching me. Make her kwitit!
@GammaCat: Yu nawt bad. To smoob ober teh relay-shuns adn stawp dem being relays ob shuns, I suggest a tin ob cheep hoomin-edibubble sammun (cheep iz gud, az kittehs lyke teh smell ob fatty proteen) oar a small tub ob crab meet. Yore kitteh may still fink teh V.E.T. iz Doktor Ebil, but will forgib yu.
@BF473: Teh kees tu teh chokklit martoonie tanker truk aer kept next tu teh CHRG w/DOI boxes, iffen yu need it.
Oh, I iz teencat.
*wunners iffen GP haz seen many ob teh “Tales of the Riverbank” shows*
^ @lcb
I miss teh repli buttons. *sniff*
Butt (*!*) dis bees reelee funee dis wae!!
*laffin an laffin an laffin*
@nightshayde: shiro iz all better now. taht vizzit wuz just a follow-up vizzit; wuz my hubby hoo had to taking him to get teh absess treeted (i had jury doody taht day), an it bursted wile hubby wuz trying to wrassle him into teh carryer!! wuz very trawmatik for all consurned, an shiro still haz not forgibbed hubby for taht.
@4.5 kittehs: tehy seem to kno, don’t tehy. an if yoo lets tehm owt “just long enuff to take care ob bizness” tehy will disappeer to tehms Sekrit Hideowt for the rest ob teh day.
@LCB: adults? *luks at self* nope, no adults heer, just teenajer on hold for teh last 30 yeerz.
@ lcb. Wot aer tehse ‘adults’ of wich yew speek?
******ANNOWNCEMENT To Awl CheezPeeps******
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There will be an Egg Sore Sisum ob Basement Cat’s Minions from Weird Press on the next lol, in the hopes it will restore teh reply button. What iz needed iz fore ebrywun tu enchant eggs wib Basement Cat Remobal Thots, adn den hurl dem at WeirdPress until it is reely sore.
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(Whaddayameen dat’s not wat egg-sore-sisms aer? Bah. We’re gowing to try dis anyways.)
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Plz be to thinking ob yore silliest egg enchantment actibities, sew we can rid teh serber ob Basement Cat’s ebil ways.
*kolekts sum broklee an cheddur cheez an eggs, tu maek enchantin broklee&cheez nomlits*
Ai has a kweschin? Bees it owkae tu noms dem sted ob frowin dem? Ai kin stil duus teh Remobal Thots wyl ai nommin …
i sended a messij to teh cheezez (yoozing teh “contkt us” link at teh top). tehy prolly alreddy haz elebenty jillion messijes saying “halp! teh reply buttons are goned!!” but ifinkso iz gud for tehm to knowing ob teh urjincy ob teh problim.
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starting tomorrow afternoon i will be away from my compyooter for 8+ dayz, an i wants to hab sum fun on ICHC before i go! iz hard wifowt teh reply buttin
Onoes!! Wii will missin yu!
Gammacat’n'Duffy…Whoooie-Whhooie! I calz deh CCC …’n’ tryz 2 halp yuz “Relax, doan worriez 4 ai noes deh CPR (gotta rite diz tyme) an ai am hear 2 gib u aide. *shovelshovelshovelshovel als dey brainz, putz dem thru sepairator ena 2 bukits, purz dem bak inna teh 2 brainzboxz, eazy’n’ wif a grate gentel, replaz phoofy topz* Dere, dere yu 2, ai putz yuz each on cumfy chaise-laungez, wapy en mii han-knit napzblankyz and gib yuz each hot toddy wif cinnamon-stik sturerz. looky atz surf’n'gulls wheelin enna skye…dats et jus relaz’n’ doant fogetz yuz chickyhattyfangiez, okayz? Gud.
@jd Will mah rabbed weezlols be of ani yoos?
Ah wil taek dis tynee lilleh bebbeh an puts hims inna pokkit an carries hims wif me alla tiem.
@Rattipuss Yoo’ll hafta get hims away frum me nawt-seccund!!
@ETP: Rabid weezlols will mayk an eggsellent contribushun tu teh egg-sore-sism. Can tehy dansdansdans widdershins singing Elanor Rigby bakwards?
@jd: I dunno about tat, but dey can dansdansdans ballet while whistloling jinglol bellz!
@ETP: Dat’ll wurk. It mite eben be skarier.
@jd: Grate! Wat’ll yoo do?
The voat is unamabus. Kitteh stays!!
~Splort~
@ lunarmommy: Perzaklee!!
@ lunarmommy: And hey! Hows teh teefs??
*touches DK*
*pokes skwirrlgrrl*
*pokes ETP back*
“MOMMMMMM! SEh tutched mii!!”
@lunarmommy re telling teh Cheezes bout no reply: I sended a screemshot and gotted back a message from one “miniburger” that it is not on purpose and they’ll look into it.
@leeza: u better stop that touching or u’ll be in big trubbles. *nods*
*pokes skwirrlgrrl agin*
Well if peez let yew stay kitteh, den ai carrot argue wif dat.
**Wunders where Idon taiks teh mushroomz, tho**
*pokes skwrrlgrl*
*pokes gammacat*
@everybody
Whoa. Wut did ai walk intu?
Wuts wif awl the touchin’ and pokin’?
*pokes NC66 and runsawaiwifakwikness*
*gigglol*
**touches gammacat in teh hed**
**she duzn’t notiss**
*pokes NC66*
@nc66
we iz all mad here
*pulls himz CHRG off his head and tosses it to Leeza*
*intercepts CHRG* *waves it around before tossing it tew gammacat*
*wakes up skwrrlgrrl wif a poke*
*bitez 2k on de ear, but soffly-like wif luv*
stoopy WP an teh button-eatin clown gotz us all ajimatated.
**Red comes in, luukin lyk sumfin teh kitteh dragged in an teh goggies iz refyoosin 2 touch**
Ohai, guies. I gots hedayk, so I’m gonna lay down foar a whiel. Mite be bak laytur.
Ohai noobeh! *poes noobeh*
@noobeh
ohai is U missin meh?
*grabs CHRG and tosses to 2_k*
BOOP! *pats NC66 gentlee on nose, leevin googlee-eyed cory sticker*
TTFN, i has another meetink! *sigh*
*lukks at teeny kitteh*
*lukks at Cory*
*scoops Cory up an snorguls him*
Hey! Gimme dat. Dis LOL iz tew kyoot tew bii foolin’ arown liek dat.
**runz bak and 4th ‘tween teh tossers trying tew git CHRG bak**
Yeh, giv us bak r buttonz NAOW!!!
Az fur tiny kittoon, yu kan haz lovin hoam heer, Qtie! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Haow cud ENNYwan reefyoozyu??? Hartluss krool nasteez!
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
@noobeh
U is so sweet
**pulls herz tayl an runs away wid quickness**
@ebil_clown EEEECCCKKKK!!!!!
*scamperscrabbleslidescrabblescamperawf*
@ETP “pokes”
takes nc66’s CHRG and tosses it to Shirley
@ebil_clown Ohai E_C! I am yoor ebil rooler. Bow daon an worshop meh!!
@NC…’shuums, eh? Yuz stawt’n earlz on deh Memmeroyalz Dae Weakend? Gittun teh yump awn uz als, yahdatzfurshur! (naow wer b mii Rosey’n'Tankeraz~bean tuff buncha daez fur OM)
sippy..naow datz bedder!
Oooooo – toadlee nommee drinkees yu gots der! Ai lubs teh Tankrays, an teh rosees goes sew wel wif it!
@gammacat
**taps scampering gammacat on herz shoulder**
ohai gammacat
@ETP: I’m planning on uzing voodoo. I’m gonna uze chikkin burger blud adn blak lickerish tu draw an X adn du a skottish sword dansdandsans arownd it.
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*fyres a hooge bag ob catnip intu teh air. It explodes, sending catnip ober awl teh cheezpeeps in cheezland*
**pokes CHRG and tosses it tew ETP**
@ETP We no has monarchy here, go an rool sumwherez else
@E_C Ai iz jus kidden. Teh moar ebil wuns teh better! *Tosses CHRG tew E_C
@EbilTwilightPrincess
U wuz tokkin 2 me? U WUZ TOKKIN 2 ME????
U wants da bebbeh?? U CANNT HANDEL DA BEBBEH!!
Cuz Ah gots hims inna pokkit an we’re is hidin nao.
**NOOOO! My CHRG**
**Shroom stash comz spillin’ owt**
**NOOOO! My ’shroomz**
*Psychadelic SPLORT*
Awww, poor litttle lonely bebbeh kitteh! I will keeps yu! I kan bii 4km! YAY!!
*bitez holez in teh CHRG*
*clips ETP’s collar to TK’s collar an sitz back to watch teh foonies*
*gettin all huffy puffy an fluffy to Ebil_Clown*
Now lissen here Mr. Clown! There be a whole lotta madz arown here. Now u play nicey nice and gib back teh BUTTONS! Aiz gettin teh dizzy frum runnin up and down teh fred.
Mai confusion…..
let me show yu it.
Ai haz no tiem to figure owt teh puzzle ov who iz replying to who.
HALP!
Kthxbai
Ai iz better nao.
@E_T lets us join forces an create a sisterhood of deh ebil
once they claim a spot in the house it is over with-they are home
u can staz. I lub u
@als deh sploortificated cheezpeepz….agin…Ai cawl deh CCC..OOOeeeeOOOOeee WhoopWhoopWhhoop *Ai hab tawk’n deh CRP, aw, CPR (yep!) elembety-hunnert tymes ‘n ai yam hear 2 halpz yu als! (rummblez ob bakhoe wif bukit ‘tachmint daon, slidey itz als inna brainz-separater, liffz eber sew carflz ea bukit ‘n replaz brainz inna b-boxz, squirtz dem wif Simple Grean fur sanity(!) en popz bak on demmz floofy-topz!)
Dere naow eberyonz (Bizt!) yuz nao telespors 2
gianormus floatybedz, cloz eyez, (scentz ob jazzmin’n'gardenaz fillz ruum, soundz ob waderfall maky eberbody 4-git eberthang butt(!) dere hapyhapyhapy hartz’n’ lub. OM passz outz neow
silk’n'lycra chikhatytings wif sequins. Pls ta use dem–prawmis. Lubberlz! Naow kin ai tak yurz drink orderz? =^1^=
we always haz roomz for u!!!!!
*tuchis haff ob teh peppuls*
*poeks awl butt tu ob teh uddur haff*
*gentlee pinchis teh tu ob teh peepuls dat seh dint tuch oar poek – butt hoo???*
*jumps awn bruum an flysawaewifakwiknis*
*awlmoas fawls awf bruum wif teh laffin*
Taineeyest frow pillo
habs beegest impakt.
Is moast paw-pulur wun in r cat-alawg.
*skooops up behbeh kitteh and snorgles*
Who da puhrty kitteh? Youse likes albacore tuna? I gives…
Jus won wurd saz it awl:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
*splort!* (dang)
Seh duz nawt taek up mush spais fur nao, butt(!) dat’s onlee coz seh’s curlt up. Wate till seh strechis!
OMG it’z mae kitteh! o_o
AWWW TAKE UP AS MUCH ROOM AS U WANT
OMFG Ill let him stay
-tiny splort-
Itteh bitteh kitteh u can stay til you go to Ceiling Cat. Theres always room in mah home and in mah heart for u.
UT OH!
SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yew can stai 4 az lawng az yew wawnt!
awwwww!! Too cute!
**SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!**
CU~UTE!!!!