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Luk. Ther’s no use gettin all prissy abowt it. It was ther. I ate it. I’ll do it agin. I’z a kat.
iz ur fawlt anywayz. u dint fill up mah fud bowl.
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STN!!!
besides – iffun I haddint eetid it – de goggie wuddave… I’d rather it wus me
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Deal wiv it.
come on i can’t even under stand you, not even the i can has cheese burger people spell that bad. just talk in normal English please.
Iz et jus mii, oar iz kitteh’s “ownir” bein katteh tuward kitteh coz kitteh wuz bein kitteh-laik?
Good morning to Nenne and Fuzzybeard. Luuk! Ai haz a tray loaded with plates of sordid pastries and scones, some coughie and tee, and fresh-squoze orinj juice.
Enuff for ebrywun who stops by
Fankies Q!!!
Scone and tea – just wut I need before I attakk mai kitchin!!! (ai is under frett of being attakid bay de kitchin – so ai better get startid…)
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupp
Fanks!!
all reddy for de grit an grime of de fridje
Moarnin Nennepus! Gud luk wif teh kitshun adn fridge. Ai’m sending u a cleenin-fairy tu halp u!
oh thanks!!!
shud I send him back tu you when I’m done heer?!?
B-D
Oooh, the dread refrigerator. N E fing in dere turning intu a science project yet?
uhum – yepp – *nod nod*
there are tu oar free promising jars at de back… a bit scary tu approach dem…
*note tu self – invite Phillipes’ assistunt neggst tiem*
No, u kin keep hur, ai awais habba spair!
Moarnin Q! Fanks fur teh noms adn sips, tho ai alreddy had sum cawfee adn ai’m hazzing sum soup nao, coz dat’s a necessity in teh coald wevvur, butt(!) ai wil taek a sordid paystree (oar free
) fur laytur…
Gud! Reply buttonsback. Gimme dat coughie. Inna bukkit, plz. We clean out here. I wuz taken No-Dozez to keep my hed frum splozzin.
can I haz moar?
U cant has mine, s’all I’m sayin. *hiss, spit*.
Sry. Low on caffein.
Heer, u wanna cawfee oar a coca cola?
Kin aye haz a cola? =^..^=
Ob corse! Halp usef! Deir is normil, lite, zero adn vanilla in awl teh diffrint sizes adn shaips, wif teh added options ob coald oar ruum tempirature, wif ice oar wiffout, adn wif oar wiffout a garnish ob eevur a slice ob lemon oar an umbrella!
mmm… vanilaa… I cannawt gets that here so vanilaa choke in loooong glass wif LOTSA ice anna umbrolly anna kurly straw.
*SSSSSSLLLLLLLLLuuuuuuuUUUUURRRRp!*
*urp!*
Scooz me! kthx
Knot Me done it!
ROFSC (Rowlin onna Floor Sniffin Catnipz) Dass funnee
*peeks in*
OmaiCC! Iz kerrykatz’ byootimus BC inna pikshur!
*lukks at clock*
*skweeks an runruns tu get reddy fur lab*
iz mah naychur. ai iz lyk skorpiyon but floofier.
N luik, NEwais ah gib U it bak, im mai littrbaux tmorrow, so iz awl rite!
Yez, yez, I iz a basement kat. I is veri ebil.
I wil stole yur cheezburger & eaten it agian.
Feelyne Lawjikk canz
summtymez ekkskayp Hewminz, hoo
feenkz linnee~urrlee
Feelyne Lawjikk sez
dat Kitteh canz duz wutz himmz
pleeezez wiffowtz fawlltz
Feelyne Lawjikk sez:
Ifz Hewminz ignoarz Nomz, den
Kitteh canz habz dem!
Awll dat Kitteh seez
beelawngz 2 eevur hii oarz
shii!… Doan’tz U getz it?!!!
Jack.
Popeye the sailor kitty splains: “I yam wut I yam and dats awl dat I yam!”
Well da kitty had da ryt 2 eat da cheezburger becuz hiz ownah didn’t feed him!!!!!
mi kitteh eats many fings, including her poop,iz yuck
lol i have a cat n thas all she does she c it is eatable so she eats it we cabt do anythhing about it
ms. kerrykatz4, who belongs to dem arms? Is he of Portugese descent? The shirt and the arms remind me strongly of my dad (mhrip). Please to let me know, thanks. btw, kitteh be kyooot.