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Concatchoelaces on ur solo nawt sekkund, carosue! Wut mannur uv sillybrayshunz duz u want?
I had to go bak to wurk for 3 hrs, so I had to delay teh sillybrayshunal moment. Considering the glitter, purhaps we need to dansdans wif the disco bawl rotating?
Depends on ur poynt uv vyoo, kitteh.
Mayks fur a festib littur-bawx
…jus ad raynboze
nawt shur sparklolees will help…
Ai had a kitteh hoo almoast was ded frum eated teh tinsel. Srsly. Pls don’t let yur kittehs eated teh tinsel, kthnxbai.
Itz troo — tinsel be bad fur teh kittehs. Maeks fur a kyoot lol tho.
i’m shur (i hoep!) taht teh peeples letted teh kitteh hab a little closley soopervized fun, taked teh kyoot pikshur, tehn safely remoobed teh tinsel.
Wutta foughtfull kitteh! Dekuraytin teh poo fur yu!
ai prefurr rainbows in litterbox!
Butt hao du yu git teh kitteh tu eet teh raynebough? Du tu hab tu put happee liddlol blooburds onnit?
lulz, and moar lulz!
give teh kitteh skittlz to eetz
YAI!!!!
Grate noos! “So You Think You Can Dance” auditions are on RIGHT now on Fox.
The auditions are the best to watch. Some awesome dancers, others are really baaaad. Makes me think I can dance, compared to them!
orly?, hmmph. thanks to that show I danced backstage one night. It wasn’t my idea.
**raises i-brow**
Plz to telling me moar….
or bettur yet, is der a video?
by all that is holy……….I hope not.
I will pay GUD munnies foar it!
ai haz tew werdz fur hooebburr haz dat videyo:
YOO TOOB!!
**goes to luuk foar Dan awn yoo-toob**
a futile effort, but if it makes ya happy……
Wat teh …… reply iz way down ware it nawt ‘pozed to be!
Ennyway, I thot I had fownd ya, Dan, but alas nope…
there are more pictures of Howard Hughes in his later years than there are of me out and about.
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this takes no small amount effort on my part
**opens mouf to say sumfin, butt chanjez mind**
Yu tuk pictures ob Howard Hughes?
Dan be teh man of misteree….
in the dancer rest area set aside on the loading dock upstage were folding chairs, one of which was missing a foot thus leaving the metal tube. This metal tube, with a dancers weight behind it will at least partially cut through some things. An extension cord for a not random example, when I was tasked with moving the chair and cord so as to avoid a trip hazard I “took a hit” or “was bitten”. Sufficient electrical charge will cause involuntary muscle movement.
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I’m sure you can imagine the scene.
Bzzzzzt!
I was speaking in tongues there for a while, and wholly profane at that. Words so bad that the paint peeled and the lighting dimmed.
*whistlolz* wao…
*shrugs* it’s a talent.
hao mucch ob teh paynt peeloleded awff teh wallz?
the maint. peeps threw two one-gallon paint cans at me. empty ones.
*snerk* It would have been hilarious if they were full…and open….
have you priced a gallon of paint recently? yikes.
Dan, I asked yoo a kweshtun down thred.
Lessee if dis werks: Linkee
Lessee….
Cursing….lots of cursing…..an hopping….oh, an mebbe a crazy(ur) haredo?
I didn’t think it that funny, however the event did test the bladder control of all those who beheld the spectacle of the involuntarily dansdansdancingDan.
Remeber teh weezlol dance? *putz ‘nohter weezlol up Dan’s pant leg* Dancin Dan!!!
ya know if ya wanted me naked, all ya had to do was ask.
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and start waving $20s and $50s.
**runs to ATM**
**cawls over sholder**
I be rite bak!
**pushiz rhsb owtta teh wai** Hay, ai wuz heer nawt-sekkund!
**luuks at ph wif a ebilness**
Donut try it, sistur! I will hurt u ovur dis wun!
**narrowz eyez at rhsb**
**applyz rinklol creem to ph**
Hay, I heer himz mahm will strip foar a lizzurd…
***luuks upfred** Wayte a minnit, dere’s nuffin heer abowt himz clowse been awf, oar partlee awf, oar nuffin! Jist wut are wee gittin furr dese munnies?
Himz mahm?
**zips lips**
Ya kno wat wii need? An awl Cheezmen Revue!
Yup, himz mahm.
Him tolded funnee storee abowt himz mahm an a lizzerd.
Gotta say, I wud do teh same fing, ifn put in teh sayme sitchooayshun.
I told of the incident with the lizard before. one ran up my mothers pants-leg. She grabbed for it, and came up with a tail. So there she was, for maybe 1/4 second lookin’ at this twitching lizard tale in her grasp.
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she then proceeded to shuck-outta them jeans so fast the air burned.
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wouldn’t you?
*put lizard up rhsb’s pant leg*
Oh yeah, I wudda dun teh saym fing.
I has been knowed to strip in unyooshual lokayshuns…
**bites tong berry berry hard**
*blud begins to drip outta cornurs of hur mouf**
Pfft. Yuz been nown tu strip in jist bowt inee sitchwayshun!
Awfice pardees
Beekuz itz hawt
Cuz ai feld lyk it,
Doorman was nawt luukin
Eberybodee wuz dune it
Frawst gawt in mai sawk
Got a rayze
Hawt in heer
Inside iz tu hawt
Jist cuz…
K…
…it wuz raynin…
…shurt gotted wet….
….car wuz parked downtown, in front of courthowse, awn a Fryday afturnoon….
clicky heer
Pfft. Mai liddlol nayburr (liddlol lyk 15), hooz lyk mai sun, wen dat bideo camed owt, he war a banddayd on himz cheek furr week week weeks! Finkedso he wuz soooo kool! NAWT!
*snerk*
ai have a ha’penny…
*starts waving coin*
hmmmph
just teesin! and i is sorta broke…
or borked, maybe…
“as meh”
ya stuff a weezlol up me troosers, and expect me to keep wearin’ the things?
toosers=tousers=pantz=britchiz?
**runsawaywifakwikness**
Atleest yoo didn’t hafta where tights, lyke gui ballet dancers du!
(trust meh. I dus ballet an seen WAY tew many guis in tights. Including wun of mah best frens at the studio)
Barreeeshnocough luuks gud in dem tites, doh. Yum Yum. **gits owt fork an spoon**
at college the School of the Performing Arts would do a Madrigal Dinner.
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in costumes, and in character, complete with playlet from Midsummer Nights Dream.
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yeah, I’ve an idea just what yer talkin’ about.
Duz ineewun membur teh flintstones, when there was a dance, and they did the “tweeeeest, tweeest”? I’m imaginin stagehanddan duing teh “tweeetch, tweeetch.”
LOL, ooooo! 2 funy!!
Hehe, aifinkso wee are teh onlee wunz hoo membur dat!!! ***hi-fyves OtherMother***
High 5 bak @ you!! PH mae fren…:-) (wasn’t that Flintstones Show the nawt sekond toon show eber televised @ primetime? Purdy shur iz waz teh nawt-sekond ob Hanna-Barbera produckshuns
Ai was, ah well, young!)
aye watched a lot of Flinstones when I was yunger. And it is still on cablol…
IT IZ? Wut channlol?
its called ‘Boomerang’ it’s typically somewhere neer cartoon network (from same peeps).
Boomerang has lotsa older cartoons – bugs bunny, smurfs…
Ai nawt haz boomerang.
**curses stoopy cablol kumpanee**
O boi! ai lubz teh owld cartoonz!
tuu badd ai nawt haz dat chanlol….
Oh dere, ai mus apollogize, Dan, dat waz nawt kindly’noar’cheezfren-liik. Ai hopz dat yu dinna haf any lawn lass’n effectz. BTW mae dadcat n’ mii both haz had beeeg shockz..naow wii kant git many watches 2 keep gud tyme. Eetz strange.
=^1^= *scamprzway2hidy*
doan sweat it.
**luks at dan wifacurious** Iz yu off indid Dan? Yew nose we lub yu, an nawt want yu tu be lectrakyooted, rite? RITE?
Yah, wii lubs u, Dan!
Who wud I blayme stuff awn ifn nawt yoo?
Who wuld I put mah rabbid weezlols on?
most know that I sometimes dissappear without warning, being at work and all that rot. so, if there isn’t a prompt or timely reply it doesn’t sign ify offence, outrage, or disgust. Prolly what happened is my electronic leash (radio) went off and I suddenly had stuff to do.
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and at least I was on the ground this time. I’ve taken a “hit” while focusing PAR cans, on a truss, 30 feet in the air.
**thinks of bein 30 feet inna ayre**
Wut, if ennyfin, iz unnerneef ya? Lyk, holdin ya up an stuff?
{{{SHD}}}
Wut show iz u werkin on nao, Dan?
Robin Thicke and Jennifer Hudson
would ya believe I had to go look?
LOL! Yup — eezier to furget den sum uvver shows, aifinkso.
fank gudness yoo wuznt blarg i am ded, dan!!
it wasn’t a full body shock, but my hands did shake for quite a while, fingers were gray.
Datz skaree. Ai got zapped pretteh gud by a nawt-grownded blendur wen ai wuz a bartender, but diddint haz fingurs turn gray & diddint do an inboluntaree dansdansdans. Ai iz fairly certain ai had teh speekin in tongues fing goin tho.
Ai lubs dat show — boaf fur teh horrendous (an awsum) audishuns, an fur teh whole competishun. Dey haz sum rillee amayzin dansurs onnit.
Nao if we kud jus permanently put a sok in Mary’s mouf…
Anom, sistah!
**digs athletik-style sok frum (dirty) lawndree baskit**
Will dis wun werk?
*nods wif a vigurusniss*
well, that’s one way to get fiber into yer diet.
Mah speshul spangles is fabewlus!!!!!!!
Sparkli treets fur da hooman!
given the dogs’ll raid the litterbox for “crunchy-treats”, whattya think they’ll do for “sparkli-cruncht-treats”?
Kitteh tootsee-rollz!
Stoopy ex-huzbinz goggie uzed to go diggin foar “treshurz” awn okayshun.
Wen wii wud yell at hur, hur tryed to luuk innosent, but had teh tell-tayle lidder awn hur noes!
I nawt lyked dat goggie. I sed to hur, “U dun teh nawt-sekkund part, nao do teh sekkund part an dye!”
ai dun geddit….wut iz teh nawt-secund adn secund part? wut iz dat suppozed tew meen?
expire, in consume excrement and expire. or ESAD in acronyms.
ai was wundering tew DK!
Oh…..took me long enough to figure out the acronym….heh….
Makes sense…
Oh DK, yu will heer that fraze soon enuff, probabli frum a gurl dat yu borked her heart.
*snerk*
Hay!!
Srry. ………………..
*staerz att* nawt funee…
I jus thout 3KM’s comment wuz funni… did nawt meen tew hurt enny feelings…:(
iz okai…..nawt tew weree….yoo nawt knowededed annewaez dat dat mite hab bin sumpfink dat ai wuddn’t hab bin happee abowt…..
ai’z ramblolink, aren’t ai?
Fankee. {{DK}}
{{{{ebil wun}}}}
ai nawt haz dat problum….sum gurl borked /maien/ a bitt, tho….*snif*
o wellz….moobink awn…
{{{{DK}}}}
*hugglolz*
Yah….apparentlee, hurr nawt ebben libbink att hur hous annemoar, adn moobed inn wif sum othurr gui! *sighz*
Yoo want meh tew send hur a “preezent” ob a rabbid weezlol? JK JK
Hmmm….dat wudd werk…butt ai’z nawt dat taiep ob purrsun….
YOU don’t have to be. WE are. or can be anyway.
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neat how that works………..isn’t it.
oooh……ai nawt thot obbitt dat wai…..
remember me-lad, old age and treachery will overcome youth and enthusiasm.
AI ar dat kynd ob pursun – ai cud halps????
**finks of Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes**
“I iz oldur an has moar inshurins.”
LOL, Red — ai just thinked teh saem fing.
*innseurt ebil laff heer*
Dis iz nawt teh nawt-sekund tred that sugjests that boyz iz moar likely to bork harts than grrlz… NAWT fair!
Red, ai hab ben told dat yu kin buy stuff 2 sprinklz on kitteh fud, dey liik it butt(snerk!) iff’n goggie iz stoopy enuf to 8 deh poop…gog Neffer-Eber gonna wanna agin! Anywon eber uz diz stuff?
Gotted rid of goggie, gotted rid of huzbin.
Eh, thot I had dun it, butt alas nope….
sry, Red, wadda yu refur’n tu? Did ex ‘n gog straggle on bak home tu yu? Hummph!
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Stoopy commint nawt pozed to be dere. Wuz pozed to be waaaay upthred.
Ooooohnooooo! doant let deh rplys git brok agin!
Hey guys, keep in mind tinsel can do fatal damage your cat’s stomach.
(cute cat)
Now here is a good way of putting it, that doesn’t make it sound like a troll….
Yesh yesh. I’ts a carepeep, ’steda a caretroll.
izza naiez purrsun, rite?
Yesh. Carepeep is teh opposit ov teh caretroll.
true, well done for Julie
why thank you
I found a reliable resource that confirms it as well: http://www.catchannel.com/news/2008/12/24/vets-offer-timely-holiday-tips.aspx I myself read it in CatFancy years ago.
Yay fur gud carepeeps!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship to Julie* Welkum to Cheezland!
wai tank yew! :3
awlrite….bbl….haz tew eet dinnurr, adn sarenayde mai paruntz wf teh peyanow….
Audios DK! See u later.
ai’z bakk!
HAI!!
Hay, DK, wud yoo eber want another ballet lesson?
hmmm….dat mite bii okai…..
Tat raised mah respect fer yoo times elebenty! I kno sum guis who wudn’t be caut ded lernin ballet!
Nawt “macho”. Pppbbthh. Yoo hafta be reely strong tew do ballet.
hmmm…..butt den agen…wut du ai caer abowt ‘macho’?
hmmmmmmz…..ai’z nawt awl dat in shaep….awltho….raownd izza shaep, rite?
Das fyne, I’ll wip yoo inna shape!
I’ll wip yoo inna shape another tyme. Gotta go. Bai!!
*phew*
o noez! nawt wif whipz!
*krinjez*
Haaza gud dinnurr! An plai well! Ticklol dose eyeburreess!
*pikshurs DK tikloling eyebrowss*
*tikklz gammacat’s i-brows*
*gigglol*
Boop!
*tikklez /yur/ aibrowz*
Oooo… bet it’ll come out on a rope, like Easter grass?
Cheezpeeps I REALLY need advise. My neighbors have had a litter of pups (their dogs) and they awlso have a older pup, from the same parents. The new litter is less than 2 weeeks old and the older pup keeps dragging the yunger pups out of the dog house an leaving them in the yard. The baby pups eyes are just barely opened an they can’t walk yet. We have repeatedly told them of the situation and my son has had to jump the fence no less than 6 or 7 times since Monday to resque a pup in distress. What do I do? If I call animal resque I fear that the son may extract revenge on my kitkats. I don’t know for sure that he is that type of person, but I don’t know that he isn’t. HELP!!
hmm, wow, taht’s a tuffie. mebbee yoo culd turning in teh pups wun at a time az yoo reskyoo tehm to teh aminlol reskyoo? an tell teh reskyoo peeps yor consurns abowt teh naybors taking it owt on yor kittehs?
Aifinkso U need teh goggie wispurur.
seriously: Invite someone from the hyoomane sosiety ober foar teh BBQ in ur bak yard. Let dem du teh durtee wurks.
What did the neighbors say when you told them?
The reply wuz wi will ty da older pup up. Witch they did, with an heavy duty extension cord on the deck with the little pups and witch he promptly chewed thru. We untied what wuz left round hims neck wen wii got home from work an went to check on the pups. Iffin they are in trouble the mom dog sqweels lyke crazy, a sound that will send you into immediate panic an distress for her. The pups can cry out a little but if you are not familiar with the sound you cant really tell wat it is.
Ub coarse, fixin teh whole lot uv dem (hyoomins inklooded) mite be gud, too.
They are not “mean” as in physically abusive, they are just oblivious to all the dogs now. Before the dad passes this would have NEVER went on. The mom works out of town alot, and after the dad died the LOSER son moved back home with his son. He’s atleast 35-38 so it’s not like he doesn’t know anybetter. ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH! I also doubt that they will get either of the parent dogs fixed. I LOVE the daddy dog, we have known him since he wuz a pup, an well taken care of by his hooman dad. I think they will get rid of him if they get any trouble.
Oh how sad.
{{3_k}} sum peeps can be sew frustratin!
I haz a sad. Mai nexdore nayborze haz wun puppy an wun kitteh an they ignoar bofadem alla da time. Sumtimes at nite I sneakz the goggie out for wokkies cuz nowun else will takes him.
Therez no reskyoo or hyoomane peeps here.
purhaps da older pup might run away from home to another place with out so many little babies? just fur a litle while? until the babies are able to walk? got any friends who like dogs and can keep a secret?
Yu cud jist git teh older pup owtta dere? An, ai donut no wut. Tayke jist him tu teh hughmayne peepz? Sawree, ai iz no halp. Ai hayte sum peeps! **slow sad hedshake**
{{{3KM}}}
wut a revolting development – owr naybors akross teh street gotted robbed! dis afternoon!! in brod daylite!!! an i akshully saw teh robbery, i opened teh frunt dore to let wun ob teh cats in and ther wuz three yung guys wif a pikup truk, i fotted it wuz wun ob teh yung adult sons ob teh fambly an himz frenz, are always coming an going wif sordid vehikles. but wen i talked to teh naybors tehy sed tehr boiz do not hab pikup truks taht colur!!
forchunatly all taht got tooked wuz teh big-skreen teebee, tehy lefted teh iPod an teh dvd player an teh dijital SLR camra wich wer all in playn site. so culd hab bin wurse. naybor finks mebbee i skared tehm off wen i opened my frunt dore.
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but wut duz make it wurser iz we iz leeving tomorror for a ten-day trip!! an tehse robbers is blatant, in teh middle ob teh day in broad daylite!! so i needz all yoo guys to keep a eye on my plase an making shur the robbers dont come arownd, ok? we iz habbing a kitteh-sitter come over evree day, so taht will help too, an i iz telling teh naybors taht if they seez yung guyz wif pikup truks coming owt ob owr howse, tehy iz not supposed to being ther.
Oooh – datz skaree, lunarmommy! Can teh kitteh-sitter come at diffrint tiems so as to nawt maek a predictable patturn?
taht iz gud idea, i will aks her taht.
*nods in agreemint* and telling yur naybors 2 keep an eye out halps yu ‘n’ eberyonez! 4 elebenty odd yrs wii hab knowd als teh peeps arund uz well. Wii dont wanna intrude, simply iz deh best wayz to keep als safe’n’secure!
{{{{lunamommy}}}} {{{3KM}}}
oopsies mak dat {{{{lunarmommy}}}} (sry) =^1^=
“luna” wurks too
Iz yoo Luna Lovegood?
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}} Du yoo hab a fren hoo cud cum over sumtymes a put lights awn an play teh radio or TV?
fanks, ETP!! we haz timers for all thoz fings, but ifinkso teh nayborhud watch iz gettin in hi geer so peeple will be owt walking arownd more an keeping an eye owt. we are telling a fyoo more ob owr naybors taht we will be gone.
I seen a story awn da news, the woman had her web cam on an would check it from work. She seen robbers in her howse an wuz able tu kall da police an dey wuz kaptured. I nawt know iffin that bii an opshun wif sumwun yu trust to log on an watch yur howse frum web cam. Wuz kool tu watch da bad guys git nailed, an dey had robbed nuther howse up da street before dat so those peeps got there stuff bak tu.
tahts gud idea. but wuldnt wurk in dis particular sitchewayshun.
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makes me fink ob Life Alert commershul wher LifeAlert gard guy seez teh robberz on himz computer monitor an sez in Lowd Skary Voyce: “yoo hav been detected!! leeve immediatly!!” an i fink, no, dumdum, don’t tell tehm to leeve, tehy just go do tehr ebil deeds sumwher else, CALL TEH COPS FOR CC SAKE!!!!
Lunarmommy yu iz a undercover crimefiter by aksident!! YAY fur yu!! Hopefully they saw yu sii them an they nawt come round ennimore for fear yu ID’D them. I wunce wuz really gud friend of police officer an him sed best thingi yu kan do is get teh plate number iffin yu kan uf ennibody suspishious! DO NAWT PUT YURSELF IN DANGER TU DO SO THO!!!
yep, mebbee sinse tehy kno tehy wuz seed, tehy not risk coming arownd dis street anymore. too bad my eys arent gud enuff taht i culd seeing teh license plate akross teh street, tho.
*hans LM sum fan-c binoculars* Heer yoo go!
*gibz teleskoep* heer!
fanks, tahts better. too late, tho, teh trukks gone.
awwwz….tu badd…
oh, an taht lowd bang-bang-banging yoo mite be heering iz my forehed making contakt wif my keyboard, teh neerest wall, any any ovver avaylolable surface over my kollij boi’z ability to turn a simple “load up the u-haul and drive two hours down the freeway to come home the day before we leave on our vacation” into a two-day nail-biter. as it stands now he won’t leave until morning, then we’ll just have time to unload teh u-haul, do his laundry, and return teh truk before we leave. *arggg*
Sownds liek teh story taht iz unfoldin @ werk wif mai boss (hoo sez she izznt mai boss). Her has call frum her kollij boi stuk in traffik. Her asks him wai traffik stops, he sez hez completly surroundeded bai semis an duzznt knoe.
Tihs is hao he cheks in to ressure hers!!! An he iz tehre 2 hours befor trafik can go. Nuffing to do but chat wif hims mom, hoo wud liek to get sum werk dun!
arggg!! at leest she knowd why him wuz late, an didnt haz to be wurrying.
him just called, him iz at himz grandparents’ howse to spend teh night (teh bed him wuz yoozing belongs to tehm so he taked it bakk), him sed him haz ALREDDY PAKKED HIMZ SOOTCASE AN LAPPYTOP KASE FOR TEH TRIP!!!!! finking ahed – i dont fink him haz eber done such a fing before. i may swoon.
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i am in total shokk now
If I cantz poop rainpows…
Gudnite frenz, ai hazza tyurd! Awl dis gradyewashun stuffz iz wearin me owt! Schweet dreemz tu awl!
‘nite PH!!! sweet dreems!
Nite nite, PH — sleep well & haz sweet dreemz!
nitey-nite fren whoz ‘membez Yabadabado!
(slow eye-blinky, smooz)
Apparentlee, I has a tired too, cuz I red “tyurd” wifowt seein teh “y” innit!
Welcome laydees an gennlolmens, to teh noo show cawled, “Red Behavin Badlee”.
I saw teh saem thing!
Mai cuzzin usededed to sai, “Grate mines run inna saem gutter!”
Ohai 2minions! I nawt seen yoo in foarebber!
“A dirty mind iz a terriblol fing to waste.”
Ossim sayin! Maybee ai puts it onna sampler wif litlol crosstichy flowers!
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/lolspeak
Yeah, IRL has been majorly crazy since my birthday (when was that? January?) Humongous work deadlines, and of course I can’t post at work. The last big deadline was April, right before I went on a cruise ship to places in the Mediterranean – not that I’m complaining, mind you, but the timing could have been better for me. It was my parents’ 50th anniversary. So on the cruise ship, my parents and I get the same pleh that had half the crew and passengers coughing – my mom’s doc thinks it was actually whooping cough! So I pretty much hid in bed for another two weeks. FINALLY back to Cheezland – just in time to make train reservations for Cheeznight at the Mariners ball game!
But I had a big happy for you with Rachel Alexandra’s (or is that backwards?) win! Go red-headed Kentucky fillies!!
Ifn u make it, will u sending wun to me?
I haz a kee-chayne, gibbed to me by fren, dat sez, “You’ve been a naughty boy. Go go my room!” (Duz dis purrson kno me oar whut?)
3km was more excited about the horse winning than I was. I’m not a good KY woman – I don’t like bourbon, including bourbon balls, and I don’t care for horse racing. I do like KY basketball, so that might redeem me.
GATORS ROOL!!!!
At leest u nawt lyk Dook.
Ifn ai maek it, ai will…ai dusnt has a lot of stichin lately. Teh kee-chayne is completely yu…ifinkso yu has worn a paff to teh NB!!!
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O yesh – an I can has yur bourbon? Nawt frum KY, but I LURVS teh bourbon!
welkom bakk!! cheezland iz teh best playse i know to get un-stressd. (see abuv; need srs un-stressing)
hmmm…..izzn’t dat awl teh thyme?
*runrunrunzawai adn hydez*
**luuks at DK wif a ebilness**
U kno u need a beetin, kiddo!
**luuks foar sumfin to beet DK wif**
Um, Red? Yu forgettin teh “draconic” part of hims naem?
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“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!”
Ai haz luvved dat sayin eber sinse ai seed it on a bumperstikker in San Diego. Ai awlmoast falled ober laffin.
mmmm…..annewun gotz anne ketchup, btw?
heer are sum beets. Dey will make him puplol, too.
purplol. purple. whuddeber.
you have a valid point. yesh you do.
**luuks at Dan**
I kno I owe you at leest WUN beetin, mistur!
U gots hat awn?
I beet u wif ur own hat, a la Skippur an Gilligin!
yesterday, I think, I took off my hat to make a point. I nearly passed out. The collective gasp from those around me and the amount of gray/silver took all the oxygen in the immediate area.
Butt, I thot u had teh pink hares, Dan!
My grays is goin bye-bye foar a whiel.
i kno teh feeling, evree time i let my harecolur wash all teh way owt, i wunder wher my reel hairz wented an wuts all taht gray stuff.
My grayz iz lyk antennas, stikkin up foar Gawd, CC an eberbodee to see.
I seened that tu at nawt sekkund! WOW! I basically been up since 4:30 this mornin. I gotta go bed now. Red haz da fun marrow nite an behave yurself, an iffin yu kant behave try tu stay otta jail. Iz holidai weekend an judges be owtatown.
Oooh, gud poynt.
Wail, I has manidjed to stay outta jayle so far, altho I thot I wud prolly get frowed in at leest a few tymes. Hek, my bff thot I wuz gonna get frowed in jayle whyle I wuz awn bakayshun!
Wut foar? Molestin a natib in publik.
A natib wat?
A natib of ware I wuz!
Sinse I wuz outta-townur, hur thot I wud get frowed in jayle foar it.
Wuz him howt? Wuld it hab been wurth it?
Hail yesh.
To bofe.
I srsly needed a playt of biskits.
*snerk* I feel yer pain, I’ve been up since sometime tuesday afternoon.
Dan…go tu bed! Yu are tyred, Tuesdai wuz loong tyme ago.
I’ve one more set-change, then load-out yet to go.
Well don’t dat just suck!
It wud foar me. I wud nawt wanna be stuk at werk foar dat lawng. **shudddurs**
Dan, wut teh longest stretch u been dere?
not sure, what geological age are we in now?
U iz DAT old? No wunner u gots teh grayz…
Akkordin to Wiki Answers:
“We are living in the Holocene Epoch of the Quaternary Period in the Cenozoic Era of geologic time. “
Guzundhite!!
Fanks.
I can has kleenex now?
wow, taths a long time.
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ifinkso my daddeh set a rekord, tho. him had to fly frum arid zona to purth, awstralya last week to joyn teh battle for
teh soulcustody ob my bruvvers boi aginst She Hoo Must Not Be Named, aka teh Wikkid Witch ob Oz, aka my bruvver’s ex. her wanted to take teh boi to anovver very Far Far Away an nebber let my bruvver evar evar see him agin. so tehr wuz big custody trial, my daddeh wented for moral support an to tesitfy. teh trip, wif all teh layovers, wuz sumfin liek 48 – 52 howrs tehr, an tehn 6 days later, 48 – 52 howrs bakk agin. him cannot sleep in sitting pozition, only laying down, so wuz awake teh hole time. ifinkso jet lag bekoms irrelebant wen yoo haznt sleepd in too dayz.NOW, I’m finkin I’m seein leddurs ware dey nawt.
Guies naym awn tee-vee wuz. “TAIT”.
Srsly.
DAN
Kare to venshur a gess az tu wut I thot I saw?
ai dunnoez…..
Rong Dan.
Nawt yoo, DK, teh UTHUR Dan.
Ya kno, come to finkso of it, guies wif dat nayme seem to gibs me teh mostest trubblols. I has had boss named Dan. Even my brudder’s nayme be Dan.
ohz…..
he would be the Uthur Dan, especially if writing in ink. It would make him the……
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wait for it
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pendragon
*facepaw*
sry, been up for three and a half days by this time.
I might be a little unhinged at this point.
I finkso I liked to teh rong post. See teh wun abuv dat wun.
Stoopy brane nawt funkshunin…
skweeee!!! babbeh tiger!
linkee text
skweee x elebenty!!!
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teeny, teeny, teeny tigger! aobut as big as Eva’s litlol plushie!!!!!
skweeee X elebenty!!!!!
kind of looks like Ryan Reynolds…no?
Tin Foil Hurtz when u bite it!
Hay folks, I mite nawt bee heer tomorrow nite. (Try to contayn ur egg-sitemint alreddy!!!)
Dere iz street party dat I mite go to, den mite meet up wif my bff at hur son’s bawlgaym. Mite oar mite nawt crash awn hur cowch.
It awl depenz awn how I’m feline, fiziklee an uthurwyze.
Jes FYI’n.
oh noez!
nuuu! redz nawt gunna bii heer tumorrow!
Smarty-skales.
lol Red leafz uz als laffin! Hab ‘a’ Hapy, cheezfren!
Wut? ai wuz beyink seryiuss!!!
Dat sownds liek fun! Will u at leest fink uv us wile u iz owt hazzin fun?
Ifn I’m sobur enuf, shur.
Nite tu als mae gud cheezpalz=yu’r deh best!
(gotta go finish deh hubcat’z sooper, wif a quickynes) ‘kbyenaow’ =^1^=
‘Nite, OM!
**finks to hurself, Dang eberbodee leevin at wunse**
PAR-TEE! PAR-TEE! PAR-TEE!!
**stiks tong owt at lunarmommy**
*Scampers in*
BOOP!
Hey Red! Hello, I must be going!
*Scampers out*
*Scampers in*
*Hands Red a plate with an Ebil Omelette*
Hello, Minion! Bon Apetit!
*Scampers out*
**hed spins**
Wat WUZ dat? Awl I saw wuz 1….oar wuzzit 2….blurs..
**luuks down**
Oh, an ware did dis lublee playt of fuds come frum?
**shrugs an eets teh omelette, likkin teh playt kleen wen finnished**
*Scampers in*
*Takes the plate*
I’ll put this in the dishwasher…
*Scampers out*
*Scampers in*
Come back with my plate you little poopyhead!!!
*Scampers out*
oh, i meened red iz going to par-tee!! teh rest ob us will be sitting heer all lonely an bored, but yoo just go on an hav fun, dont wurry abowt us…
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps — iz tiem to going hoam. Yay!
‘Nite, NS.
Haz gud evenin.
Nity, nite mine Cheezfriends! Thnx for da advise awn da pups. I gotta get piks uf them! See ya tumarrow!!!!
‘Nite 3km.
Oooh, I has happitayle!
“Ice Road Truckers” is coming back! May 31st on History Channel!
Foar sum reezun, I lubs dat show.
i gess… u haite poo?
I finkso onlee wun purrson onna plannit lubs poo, an Gillian McKeith izn’t heer (dat I’m aware of).
She prolly iznt dere dat seh’s awaer ob, eevur. Pkyulyer wummin, aimussae.
I don’t get it. My LOLZ are funnier!!!:)
**wandurz in, luuks at clock**
Holee carp. Iz almoast 2 inna moarnin heer, an I gotta be inna shower in a liddlol ober 4 howers!
Gud nite/moarnin/afturnoon/wutebber!
nity-nite, sleep time for me too!
Hey!!! R does mah pawm-pawms?
*hazza suspishus*
Eewewewwwwwww
Don’t want to think about that one! 
well dur lol do you want to email me its leann888@gmail.com
lolz i thinks i haz sparkly poopz tooo