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OOOOPSIE!
Conga-rats-chew-laces catslave! Hao wud yoo lyke tew sillybrate?
Ohai ETP For drinkes Vodka Collins wif minty sprigs fur garnish and Sauteed filly mignon wif smushrooms an onions. Wii can danze teh Locomotion or teh swim or mabii teh mun-key Ok Ok that shows mai age butt (snerk) what teh heck! Ewe Iz olny az yung az ewe feel !
Ai nawt haz enny filly mignon. Ai gotz sum morel smushrooms adn teh wyld sparagus fresh pikked this morning.
Ai will shaer dem if U haz teh filly mignon to go wif.
I no has filet mignon but I has shwimp which I can share wid Uz
Oh Ai haz jus teh fing foar dat.
* gets out the wok adn teh thai chilis adn teh wattur crest adn teh bamboo adn teh peenut saus and teh tofu *
Wii can haz a thai stur fri!
Filly minion? Wy wud I eet a horse slave?
Kittehs wait fur da xtra pikkles to rain down.
Well, teh cows wur still mooing adn kittehs didn’t want their meet dat raw. Ob corse dey’re gonna cook it.
huh…… try teh red one agin, i got a betur feelin this tyme
Photoshopped!
But doan’t tutch teh bloo wyre
I fot it woz teh orinj wun dat woz poysin.
Mtyhbuster Kittehs like BIG boom!
This wun even betterer than the cement truck!
Ai dunno — teh cement truck wuz pritteh darn niftee… and wiffowt teh peskee gnu-klee-ur fallowt.
I agreez No fawlawot to Clean up.
**snerk**
*fums up fur dat commint*
{{{{catslave}}}}
Cataclysm?
Catastrophy!
A catastrophy iz teh southern end ov a norf bound kat mounteded on a plak and hung on teh wall!
*snerk* Dat wuz a wee joek grenayd. Took a minnit, den went BOOM in mah brayne.
btw… habs u ebber lookdid whut owr belovded tinycat has doedid 2 youtob wib hims soop stowreh? der bes lawts ob fings dat bes going boom…
catastrophic!
Thelma and Louise kittehs share a moment of Zen….
Wat duz big mushy rum clowd hab tu do wib teh art ob motorcycle maintenance?
Oooooooh… Ahhhhhhhh… Fireworks… Pretty…
Nao, ware r dows cheezburgerz???
Mebbe cheezburgr wif cham… shum… mush-rumz
Dis b berry-berry straynch.. Ai writes this kom-meant an after few whiels no can seez soe writes a nu wun.. :/
Ai can see bofe commints – praps WP hanged awn 2 teh nawt sekund `coz it thort u wuz a noobie. (Walkum bakk BTW!)
Fanks fur teh welcumz, ai seez obsoe boef comints nau.. wuz juz wunderin..
Who ordered teh mushroom burger?
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GMTA lcb!
@@@@@ FTW! lol LCB!
**heddesk**
Kittehs grow weary of da endless debate fur da pronunciation of nuclear…hits da button to end it once nd fur awl.
Fyns owt it’s pernownsed *KABOOM!!!*
@@@@@!!
Duck & cover!
Bleah. Hate duk. Want chikkin.
Dat iz why U cubbur teh duk up. Den teh hoomins will go to KFC fur teh chikkin.
Ahhhhhhhh! Yu eggsplayn it sew well! @@@@@@
Plz to nawt press teh red wun agin — at leest nawt fur heer.
But.. but.. I saw goggies moob t’wards teh clowd. Pleezpleezpleez can I blow up teh goggies? Pleeeeeeeeeeze?
Mebbe can has cheezeburgr wif mush-rumz =)
Awwww, I wuz gunna say mushroomz….you beeted meh to it
Talking ob noms, I set my kitteh a challenge last nite. I put down five noms on teh floor: bloo crab meat, water biskits wib sez-me seeds, plain potato chips, smoked sammun, adn a tin ob gushifud. Teh kitteh POWNCED on teh bloo crab adn snarfed it down wib a quickness, den went foar teh potato chips, den teh water biskits adn finally devoured teh smoked sammun. She ignored the gushifud.
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My kitteh needs therapy. Oar a winning lottery tikkit, az bloo crab iz eggspensib!
Ur kitteh has gud tayste
She duz, yesh! Adn she demands dat I mayntayn teh standard ob libing she haz now desided she reely deserbs.
Mien teh uvver nited eeted mushrooms & artichoke hearts, but ignorified teh baykun & teh chikkin.
LOL! @@@@@@
Couldn’t u just get reggaler crab and leave it out for a while til it turns blue?
Or mebbe make it hold it’s breath?
Good luck trying to pinch its nose wifout getting something of urs pinched first.
I know how to catch crabs without gettin’ pinched…
Doesn’t sound like much fun.
I’ll be in teh NB iffin ennywun needz meh.
Awn the next episode of “The Itchiest Catch”…
**snerk**
*ROFL*
*wipes laffing-teers frum iis*
TMI!!! TMI!!!!!!
{{{{Maus}}}}
Expensive is an understatement. Fresh blue crabmeat, even around here (Chesapeake Bay area, where they’re caught) runs $16/lb for regular and $24+ for backfin lump. Even the pasteurized stuff from Asia runs $10+.
Those’re about the same prices as here in Oregon, except claw meat is usually sold for about $7/lb. Even so, this is NOT something I expect to be buying kitteh on a daily basis. Even though she was at the dish this morning where I’d put the crab and was kicking up a storm I wasn’t giving her any more.
Manhattan project kittehs observe
Trinity the first test of a nuclear explosion
in the New Mexico desert
Awestruck Oppenheimer kitteh quotes from The Gita
“If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one.” and “Now I become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
Ohai ebil clown!
ohai Ebil Princess, how is U today?
I iz gud, and yoo?
I iz wicked good!
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ejeans and squoze an evreewun else hoo iz habbing a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, poofy anjel fud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, sparkly party punch, an noyzemakers!! an goodie bags filled wif majik 8-balls taht yoo shake an tehy will telling yoo yor furchun!! itty bitty sekrit diyareez wif sekrit de-koder rings, kandeez, an blak velvit paynt-by-number kitteh payntings wif glo-in-teh-dark paynts! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Dis mornin Fidra said it wuz her birfdai todai. So happi birfdai to fidra too!
hawpeeh burfda i da free ob ejeans, squoze adn fidra
Da hoomans not realize da lengths kittehs will go to 4 da warm sleep place…dis should do for da first naps..den wat?
kittehs rule deh world
Ur bc in deh morning’s lol is berry byootiful
Otay kittehs, krawl unner ur woodin skool desk wifakwikness, taht wil purrtek u! U cahn surbibe a direkt nookleer strike taht wai! at lees tahts wat tehy uzed tew tel uz!
depends on what kind of nuclear radiation
for gamma radiation you need a block of lead
Well….. skuul desks hab led pencils, right?
*Whispers*
Graphite…
Yu meen dey lied abowt teh led pensils az well? Woe iz meeee! Hoe can I trust enniwun now! My poor chyldhud innosents!
Oh, adn iffen you rub sum ob teh grphite onto skotch tayp, den put obber skotch tayp ober it adn remoob it, you get thinnur adn thinnur sheets of graphite. Eventually, it goes down to wun molecule thik, adn dis iz cawled “graphene”. Dis reely iz how dey discobered Graphene, too! Fuchur high-speed computers mite well uze graphene rather than silicon.
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Akshewally, I knoe dey’re graphite. But dey’re still called led pencils.
Buckyballs!
Ai thort u had 2 put a broun papur bag ober ur hedd an witewarsh teh windoez…
an tehn put yur hed between yur nees and……
Kiss your donkey goodbye!
Or something like that…
*snerk*
Berree clebber – avoydin teh Moderayshun ob Dooooom!
*Bows to Ambercat*
Why fankee! I thot is wuz moderat… mudderit… um… a little clever myself…
Furber abvice heer.
Thanks, jd!
MST2Kittehs giv their commentary. Awl we needs iz robotz!
Yay! ai luffed taht sho! Teh oringinal wunz wif Joel wuz teh bestest!
attenshun attenshun!! speshul burfday fairy annownsemint!!
) it wuld be a luvly fing if anywun hoo wants to kan helping her owt, so heer are teh upcoming burfdays:
later today i am leeving on a well-erned vakayshun. tehr will be a speshul vakayshun burfday fairy filling in for me!! (iz a lurkur hoo iz wishing to un-lurk!
evildoer May 23
Specter267 May 24
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kikihihi May 27
4point5kittehs May 28
Sandy_kitteh May 28
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dr.kittendude May 28
SistertoBubba May 29
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so evreewun being on tehr bestest behayvyur for teh substitoot vakayshun burfday fairy, an have wunnderful burfdays!! i will be bakk May 31, but will probly be too tired taht day to wurk. see yoo guyz later!
Hazza gud vaycay, BF!
Haz a awsum vacashun burfday fairy!
Bon voage Birfday Fairy!! Habba grate tyme!
Don’t worry I will visit U where U is habing a vacations
has fun k…
Heere it iz! Marvin da Martian’s erf-shatnering kaboom!
Using the Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator…
I fink dem cheezburgurs gonna be a leeeeetle bit too well-dun…
Tew witch teh waidur replied, “I can’t fank yew enuff, sir, I hardlee eber
git uh cawmplimint.”
Ai needz a nap. Wen ai pushed “save” to saev mah spredsheet, ai wunnered why mah muzik diddint stawp.
{{nightshayde}} all weekweekweek, i’ve been goin intew meetinks and asking ‘now what program is this for, and what does it look lyke’ about 10 times…
zzzzz…..
Igor likes these kittehs. They hab teh inquiring minds, they likes teh experiments, they is relenenenenenetless in their purr suit of no ledge. And if sometimes something goes just a little bit rong, eberybuddy will be complaining, and getting the pichforks and torches. But, really, wut could go wrong?
It could be raining…
hard rain is gonna fall?
Hebbee waddur?
It ain’t hebbee, iz mai broller.
hmm that wurks
wuz akshully finking bout Bob Dylan’s song
Itz raining men – hallelooyah.
am gonna go out
and get absolutely soaking wet
*snerk* izzit jusst mai mynd, oar izz dere a secund meenink tew dat?
I tried to answer you but I iz in moderation
*snif* whew….ai knewed ai shuddn’t hab eeted dat….
Red button gives yu mushrooms, kitteh.
Jes maik shur green buttawn nawt labeled ATR.
ATR???
Well yew C, DK, it’s like dis. Dayrz dis joke and…wuts dat ober der?
*runsawaywifakwikness*
*tapz futtpaw awn flor* welll…?
test
A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS!
“We’ll meet again.
Don’t know where,
don’t know when.
But I know we’ll meet again,
some sunny day.”
hey how do you publish you’r lolz??
TOTAL WIN
thiz iz EPIC!
OMFG kitty!!!!! Don’t pwess dat button u will kill uz awl!!!!!
Don pwess dat button kitteh! Jus aks ya owna 4 sum cheezburgers!
- presses green button – cheezburga comes out – looks at- eww… ! i wanted no mayos
-looks at purple button-
Now we really know what happened in North Korea!
I cant. Im 2 biz e pressing colorful butuns randomlee
(Tsunami hits, airplanes crash, lady screems, car crashes, mariners luz, and finally,a cheezburger pops owt)
now, abowt da eject butun
O MY GOSH! DAT DID NOT WURK!
Well, dats ovr. wut abot da shock u butun
AAAAAAH