Can’t sleep…
Can’t sleep… Clown will eat me…
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Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeee! Clowns!
Hi I am CoreyCaffeine, I wuz mudkipz. Do you love mudkipz?
ohai!
um, wut is mudkipz?
Strict definition: a Pokemon.
But do a little Googling and you’ll find out what it really means…
This almost qualifies for a trip to the break room.
yup! brake ruum! ai haz mai favrite yello caek wiv choklit frosting waiting foar evverywun!
nom nom nom nom nom
I’ll join yu awl in da brake ruum, I’ll bring drinks.
****haz an embarassed for CoreyCaffeine****
Goz to git sum caek in da brakeroom tu go wif mai tee….
Sum peepls kidz!?
um… Ifinkso I prefer teh clown, fanks….
wee iz getting kwite teh edumakayshun heer, isn’t we?
**taps p-k gently on deh shoulder**
can I has some
Sorry guys. I thought you needed to know.
Yep, we did — if peeps gunna wanner in an maek unplezzint remarks, iz gud tu at leest gno it.
**taps prysma kitteh gently on deh shoulder**
plz can I has some?
*yowls an jumps strait up, clinging upsydedaon tu seeling wif awl pointee endz*
If you should die before you wake….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ai haz a skared!!
“if you should die before you wake…” evil cakkle cakkle
Simpsons ref FTW!
Dat iz UGGGLEEE! Bunny kick uf doom and claws uf death an no wun cud blame yu, kitteh!
oh noes, it’s pennywize!
it.. it…it…… IT!!!!!
Steben Kingz strykez agin!!!
Y u let dis King gai dizain mah bed??
nawt stephen king… wuz homer simpson! ebben wurse!
RUNNAWAIII!!!!!!!!
Scaree clown, quick hide unner deh bed
Dis iz muh minyin … doo muh biddinz an nowun getz teh hurtz.
Fetch mii gushyfoods now, hooman slave. Teh clown will take sum red plastic ballz too eet an maybe u win a fishyinnacup.
Ai liek yur minyin. Hao bad cin hii bii wif fishyinnacup? Himz du luk skeeree, doh!
ai… ai am speechless! that iz wun freekee clown!
And people wonder why others have an intense fear of clowns…
OMG – Dats evun sceerier dan teh kitteh-eeting masheen hooman pooshes araond carpit :O
but not more scaree dan Darth Cheney on my Tee Vee
yikes
ok – that’s just creepy!
Whoever created that clown bed must be a sociopath!!
Whu teh hekk wud want that fing in teh howse?
Ai gunna go hyde inna closet nao. Mebbe in sumwun else’s howse. Mebbe awn anuvver continint.
OMCC!!!!! Taht wiz teh skareeist klown ai haz eber seed!!11elebenty!!!!
WAIIIII wud aneewun put dat awn a bed??????
to scare away the ghost that visits every night
**cues the scary music**
*klings tu bf in feer*
U can run but U can’t hide p-k
Ai’d ravver see teh gost!!
*huddlez wif p-k unner teh blankit*
Uh-huh! Gosts, zombees, creechurs wif pointee fings taht lurk unner cowches an attak ankuls… ennyfing but taht clown!!!! *tukks hed daon furver unner blankkit an shivvers*
but I iz in Ur nitemares mah pritee
and dere is no running awai from dose
**ebil lafter**
*Ahem*
Working my side of the street now, eh?
I didn’t see U, so I thot I wud keep up Ur gud wurk!
don’t want dis site to become too good two shooz
shud read: goody 2 shooz
p-k, ai maid u a lol wif Eva. Ai r tyred uv gitten moderated waitin fer a linkee tew poast, sew iffen aneewun wud lyke tew see it pleez goe tew mai profyle, fanks
Can also see it in teh kittin blog, nao.
Simpsunz kwote iz FTW!!!1!!1!
klown iz frum teh basemint – ai jus noes it!
iz a simpsons kwote! omg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iz likin simpsonzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! i likez caek
in da braek ruum tudayz. yep. iz krayzee u nowz tat. caek!!!!!!!!!!! cheez iz gud nomz!
simpsons win
I second that. You’re the first one to say it in an understandable language, too.
Dat fing is skaree!
I werked for manee yeerz in hawtned howses, an feer uv clowns is bery bery common. Peeps hoo nawt be skared iv zombees or skellytuns or guys wif chaynsaws wud be skared uiv clowns! (an Clowns WIF Chainsaws reely reely skaree!) De rum inna hawnted howse dat had skaree klowns always smelld littlol liek pee.
sum1 mus bee a Alyce Coopr fan… Funnee song on Dragontwn albyum
Lukkz lik WP tooked awae hour reply optshun agin.
Ai gotta go tu grooming nao fur three owrs. ai hopes ai gets tu wurk awn a littul goggie tuday, nawt anuvver big wun. *sigh*
See yu laytur, guis!
I iz da kat in da pitcher, cept I don’t speek kat gut, cuz I was razed by gogs and skurry hoomans, so I hopes u can unnerstanz me. Babelfish mite work. I’m Moochie. My dad makes skurries for a living and my mama finks she is klown. Or drag queen. Depens on da day. Dey r nice for old people, tho, but very silly. My mama wanted skurry klown bed for herself sine she saw Simpsons episode. But she settle for skurry kat bed. I not skurt, tho. I love mah bayit and sleep in it every dat. My brother Billy won’t, tho. He sleeps with the gog. Much skurrier!
Yrgh! Please tell me that debbil-monkey-clown thing is just someone’s idea of pop art!
lol @:
the fact someone made a replica of the creepy bed from the simpsons
they put the cat in it
the cats face
Ennywun wishing to join me wif a can of spraypaynt, pleez form tidee line to teh right.
Gotta love Simpsons references!!!
oh fur teh lurvs of CC, what is teh problem wif teh WP theez dayz?? I nawt havz teh Reply buttonz agayn!!! Oh bother.
Iz not “pop” art !! Iz Re-Nuisance Art! …and puh-leeze no spray paintz!! I love mah klown bed- my Papa made it jus for me cuz he love me so much. Thanks! Moochie
I iz in U ICHC nomming Ur reply buttons
OMC! Skaree pikshur!!! Ai knot sleepz wiv taht pikshur!
Clown has eated teh reply buttons here too
now deh skerry clown b nommin muh buttonz! Halp!!!
*runzawaywifakwikness wif poofy tail in teh air*
**noiselessly sneaks behind noobeh and taps noobeh gently**
ohai noobeh, I lubs Ur poofeh tayl, which shampoo does U use?
ebil_clown: 2K! Oh noes! Plz to turn away frum teh dark syde, kthxbye!
tnx for the thumbs up, Sage! Gracias,
Moochie MuChaCho.
Kitteh cud jus go slepe n hooman’s bed. R jus go slepe on hooman.
ohai Gremlin, why don’t U joyin us
we has shwimps and cookies 2
i wants my reply buttins!!
taht iz wun hekkuva skary lukking clown. lukks liek a paynted skull abowt to nom teh kitteh.
2K alias ebil_clown: Whut teh dark syde has, teh lite side has even bedder. *offers 2K sum shwimps frum teh lite side*
*considers singing song abowt looking on teh lite side, reconsiders*
Um, whut happind to owr reply buttons? WP is reelly akting up today! *smaks WP on teh nose with an umbrelly* Tayk that!
*fwaps Ebil Clown wif sweet-smellin poofy tail*
*bunneh kick of doom to red noze*
*red noze fallz on teh floor depryvin Ebil Clown of skerry powerz*
oh look, noo cat toyz!
*bat bat bat of red noze across teh floor*
an awl iz well wif teh world
teh end
mebbee that klown iz wut wurdpress reelly luks like
O mai lunarmommy, taht is a skarree thowt, considerin haow wii insultin WP alla tyme!
WP iz ebil an meen an noms owr commints an owr reply buttins all teh time! *feelz very brayv yet skared at same time, luks arownd nurbusly for ebil WP clown to sneek up an eet hur*
What a horribly ugly bed, dear God.
To Lainie, Moochie sez: “You no like mah bet? I sad. I cry.”
Ok. I better now.
i kno, mebbee havving no reply buttins is teh setup for teh WURLDS MOST AWSUM(ly miksded up) DARK AN STORMY NITE STORY!!!
To noobeh: Oooh! Red ball nose for kittehs to bat-bat would be good! We’ll find a ball an stick it on – grate Idia! – stay tuned for the pictures!
i am surprised anyone would sleep in a house with a “thing” like that in it. And making it into a cat bed? Poor kitty! that cat needs new peeps to look after it.
LOL @ Lunarmommy. U iz rite!
Haz ennywun menshunned dis problum to teh Grand Cheezes? Ai donut want to bovver dem if sumwun else haz notificated dem.
I know how dis kittee feels–
Doubting this will work
Ohai Jo! Mite Ai to inkwire az to how u gno how teh kitteh feelz? Were u razed bii sykopathic carnees an forced to sleepz in teh (nawtso) funhowse?? If too hard to talkz abowt, we unnerstan.
Okay, that thing is just too creepy. I can’t even LOL.
O.o
lol thats the name of an Alice Cooper song “cont sleep clowns will eat me”
OMG dat funy coincidence
what the beep is that?
who would buy/make/put their kitty in such a thing?
I’m guessin’ you really don’t want to know. But just in case, wesfreed dot com or wiki Wes Freed. That’d be your guilty party. He’s authorized an ‘okay’ to any and all hate mail.
simpsons all over again
From now on, the KIITEN sleeps in the crib!
*KITTEN
epic lulz
ohai! the clown totally reminds me of Louis Wain Schizophrenic paintings… http://www.schizophrenia.com/pam/archives/misterimente1.jpg
I am sos afrad of clowns!EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK I fel srry for dat kit-kit
Clos ur eyes
Pat ur belly
Say da name of ur crush
Blink ur eyes relly fast
Forward this message 2 10 people or else da clown in dis picture wil find u an eat u. If u do forward it, den u wil have good luk and ur crush wil ask u out next sunday.
Deeze halusinashuns/nitemairs startid affur Ted watcht “It” jus wun tu manee tymz…
*sigh*
Sad reely.
I tryed tu visit himz in teh assylum as offin as ai cud, butt(!) affur mistaekinlee puttin awn tu mush fais powdir wif red lipstik wen ai visited himz wuns, adn den bein in teh hospitlol bowt siks monfs foar rekonstruktif surgiree, wii deesided tu ravvur emayo adn chat online.
oh my gosh, no wonder that freakin thing scared the crap out of me. kitty would’ve scratch his swirls out. (he has no eyes, duh…) AHHHHGHHHHHHHHH IT!!!!!
creepy!!!
Iz okay kitteh. Ai hate clownz tew.
I wud NEVEH b able teh sleep wit dat ting behind meh!! RUN FEH ITTTTT!!!!!1 ITZ TEH JOKEH!!! D=
wait, no, it bez teh Jokeh’s half cousun twice removed!!!!!!!! (dat dont maek no senze, do it? GUD!)
That is THE scariest bed I’ve ever seen in my life. What the heck? It makes Pennywise from IT look like freaking Mickey Mouse.
that is scary
THAT IS TORTURE TO THE CAT!!!
Pity cat