I’d haz a happee too

I’d haz a happee too If I had sum pancaeks…
ur pancaek iz on ur hed, silly kitteh.
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I’d haz a happee too If I had sum pancaeks…
ur pancaek iz on ur hed, silly kitteh.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: anahita
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But sumwun eeted myne
Aww pore anni… ;_;
Mebbe a littel bit o’ butter on a beeeg stak wil halp?! Wif splinklols und cheris!
Ai prifurr lemmun an shugr thx!
lemmun? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…. dat wud melolt in da mouf. NOM!
Lemmon an shugar awn pancaeks???? Ai dont think ai ebber hurd ov that befoar. Duz sound gud, tho!
Ai haz herd uv dat fur Norweejun pancaeks or Sweedish pancaeks or sumfing … aifink it mite nawt be substantial enuf fur ‘Merikan pancaeks. Werf a try, tho!
Just still teh kidletts cakes kitteh, her nawt lukin.
Noes! leev sum for LCB!
Dun wuury. LCB alreedy err, “bowwoed” hur pannycaykes.
Welll gib dem BAC!
:} or nawt….
Aifinkso, if LCB bowwoed dem ai nawt want dem bak!!elebentee!!
Ifinkso yur rite.
unless one is so lazy that dey have dere food chewed for dem.
Playt luukz lownlee
Adn teh kid has had way tuu mush shoogar awlreddi.
Ai sez we swapz.
Uv coarse, u mite just haz a shoogar rush.
SHOOGAR!!!! *starz bouncein off teh wallz an dancein around an around an around* WEEEEE!!
“startz” nawt “starz”
Shooogar? Shooooooogar rrrrrUUUUSSSSHHH!!!
*bounces around dangerusly, lukilee going owt thru door*
heeeey, dis cud be noo roket fooel. linkee:
Heere!!
Welol, ai gotta B goin. Hoap to bee hear soons!
Fank ceiling cat, mi HTMLol iz still sayf. Gud dat ai did NOT bork da payge.
Actually, one *can* make rocket fuel out of sugar. Solid fuel, of course. Lots of experimental rocket builders use sucrose as the fuel and potassium nitrate as the oxidixer.
And if you’re on a low-calorie rocket diet, it’s also possible to substitute sorbitol for the sugar.
*nom nom nom shugar*
ooohhhh, dots…
*bounce bounce bounce*
*hop hop hop*
*hop bounce*
*snerk* oh yes,
“what’s that whizzing and banging goin’ on?”
“oh that, hmmmm, that’s Dan bouncing offa da walls.
And just who’s the twit what let Dan inna shoogar again?!”
(heard more than once in my early years)
But – ai thot it wuz just a storee! Ai red sumwhare that there iz no such thing az a shugar rush.
So – Dan – az yoo seem to hav had it – izzit reelee troo???
sad but troo, and I’ve the scars to proove eet.
I thinkz it hazz it anywayz
Hoomin looks ripe for a swat in the kisser.
poor kitty! Here have some eggo waffles…
Hay!! Leggo mah eggo!
Did ennywun noze oar carez dat da eggoz wuz inbented heer in Sanhosay, Califurnace nd den da Kelloggz baied dem owt .
Edukational an intertayning!! I lub dis playse.
Does Plasticat noe ur playin wif hiz leggoz.
hoo’s plaiing wif Plasticat’s Leggoz? must be dat’s wai wii kan’t find sum peeces tew dis set wii are bildin!
Ohai! I has a curious. Is your name a Firesign Theatre ref? I seem to remember a line about “…Mr. Mort, of Guernica….Mr. Dead, they used to call him in France…” or something of the sort. ??–Kthanxbai.
toona pancaeks….sprinkled wit herring and nip-flakes?
Mmm mmm mmm mmm gud
kitteh’s bound to like’em, and likely no-one else.
Um …. ew. Kitteh kin haz awl uv doze.
and dat’s da idea….eat something so vile noboddy else’ll touch’em
I want pancakes!
*sigh* Nao ai duz azwell.
Mmmm…. pancakes.
me tew
*pondurs IHOP fur dindin*
that does sound good, after the gym, onna way home, when I get off work…….friday morning.
.
*sigh* my world is just so stupid some weeks.
{{{{{{{stagehanddan}}}}}}} Itz teh theatre whirrld shd! Ebreewun else iz out having fun wile we have to werk! Waht iz a weekend?? Oar a Holiday? An we haz to werk in teh ebenings, too!
But – itz still a lot bedder tahn mennee jobs!!
Tha bestest tim fer pancake iz tha niteyimz!
* brings in teh Huge plattur uf panny caykes *
We haz teh
Annisette panny caykes
Buck wheet panny caykes
Corm meel panny caykes
Deelishus seerups
E…
Escargo panny cakes
Fettachinni panny cakes
Gouda panny cakes
H….
Escargo???????
Yuk!
the gouda ones have promise though.
An waht, eggs actallee, iz it taht they promise??
Dey prowmise tu bii Gouda.
*facepalm* *sniff* yick……gotta wash m’paws.
taste, cheezy-ness, satisfaction, satiation, general well-being. (I love cheese………duh)
Elderberry panny caykes
Fronch panny caykes
Ginormous panny caykes
Honey cuvvered panny caykes
I…
Itteh Bitteh panny cakes
Jam covered panny cakes
Kiwi froot panny cakes
L. . .
layered wif teh sugary goodness panny cakes
melt in muh mawf panny cakes
not fur yew but fur me panny cakes
o..
Lemon nd shugur panny caikz fur Anni
Mapo surup panny caikz
Nais big hawt pannycaikz
Ossim pannycaikz
P…..
Panny caeks wif chawkklit saus
Quince panny caykes
Rasp barry surops panny caykes
Straw barry panny caykes
T…
Toona panny cakes (uf kourse)
Ugli fruit panny cakes
Vermont syurp panny cakes
Walnut panny cakes
X………..
X-rated panny cakes
Yummy-Yummy-in-mah-tummeh panny cakes
Zebra panny cakes (chocolate inna batter as it hits the griddle……takes a bit of finesse).
pankaekz!!!!!! Yummeh!!!!
Blooberry panny kaykes for teh win!!
hmmm…..aktchulolee, chokklitt-chippz pankaekz arre betturr!!
mmmm, chokklitt chippz pankaekz!
*drool*
eggzaktlee mai poynt…..NOMNOMNOM!!!
Ai thunk dis kitteh shyl waif hiss taill an putz sum toppn on de mappl sirupz, dat teuch dem stinngie hoomins.
*tap tap tap*
SQEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!
oops, it’s on.
Ohai eberybuddy. Prof. d’Beaker sent me here to let you all noes that he is fighting wif teh werdpretzel or the ichc or sumfing. Seems that sumhow ebery time he tries to leave a commint, they think he’s spam and he gets filtered.
*snerk*
Monty Python linky in 3,2, 1…
bllooody vikings.
Filtered spam???? Iz that sumwhat laik gefilte fisch??
Akshulee, getting “filtered” sounds kind ov skeery!!
Igor, tell ius! Awl ov teh cheezpeeps ar jullus!
Which ov yur exper eee mints’
Let yoo throo with yur splanatoree commints???
Take them from the little girl, kitteh. She’s not looking.
OK, this is d’Beaker, trying to post a comment so the nice people at ICHC can see where it goes.
I can see it!
Ummmm. . . where WAHT goes???
Oar *sniff* ai ar nawt a nice peeple, so a can’t see “it?”
{{{{JCH4K}}}} It bee ok. Yoo is teh berry nyce!!
him wuz tawlkink abowt hims cawmint…..
nawt tew weree…yooz a beree naies purrsun….{{{{JCH4K}}}}
Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
willz getz himz Nom Nom Treetz frum
Lidddill Prittee Wun
Stikkee thikk sweet stuffz
besstest! Kitteh canz Nomz it
andz nawtz maykz a mess
Clebburr Kitteh needz
deeburrzhun. Floofee Fayss Paw
cumz inz Free… Too… Wun!
Jack.
An ai know waht happens then!! this kitteh luks JUST laik mai Barney!!!
*clappty clappty*
yeah Jack!
I want some eats
Pancaeks don’t taste like a pan, hmmm…
butt dey duz taest liek yummeh, nomilishus kaeks!!!
who wants a demi-goat panny cake annywaise?
Down Syndrome FTL!
if ur happee an u knoes it – clap ur hans *clappity clappity*
if ur happee an u knoes it – do teh kittykat dans *dans dans dans*
…oar a pitsa wiv anchoaveez!!!
kitteh need luvs
y u no gives pancakes?
Dat’s one big kitteh! (Pss my plate is empty already!)
Wafflez r betr kitteh. Hahaz.
Why would anybody waste a perfectly good stack of pancakes like that?