Follow it!!

Follow it!! It drops noms as it walks!
babeh nomz nawt taste liek babeh tho.
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Follow it!! It drops noms as it walks!
babeh nomz nawt taste liek babeh tho.
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Gud mornin Anni an Maus, conga maus ( ai here da ratz iz off duin sumfing else), ai haz flavored koffee or tee and sordid pasteez. Ai wiill let 2k leed da dansin.
Thx, BOM, Iz affernoon heer, but tee an pastries wud be juss rite fur affernoon tee brake!
*grunt* our day is restarting. second show inna row, no sleep for me and three others.
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there be some grumpy stagehands here.
Load in or out… or both?
we had a load-out, then a house restore, complete with fire alarm at “ungodly inna A.M.”, now the NEXT load-in commences.
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gotta go be brilliant. I may rise, but dammit I refuse to shine.
But, but (hehe) teh stagehands is always grumpy.
What makes today any differunt?
Little ankle biters…
hey don’t be cawling deh kittehz naymes
Teh kittehs or teh bebbehs?
pick one, they both count as such. just one has fewer pointy ends that the other.
Teh one has a soggy padded end, aifinkso! Not pointy atall…
that soggy padded end is a peril in-and-of itself such that would daunt the gods themselves.
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even Zeus trembles in fear of the soiled nappy.
Talk about yer HAZMATs…
MOPP 4 gear, at the very least.
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and do I ever have a story that goes with that one.
it’ll have to wait till load-in is accomplished. butt (*sigh* sry, am weak man) inna bout 5 hrs or so I should have time.
Watcha loadin-in? Anything gud?
Robin Thicke and Jennifer Hudson.
Didn’t noe teh Hudson wuz Thicke! Needz tu send it a getz well kard!
New toi, juss for kittehz amewzment!
We is training our humin
from an early age
careful dohn tripz babeh hyumin, thay makz awwful noiseses
and demz can be stinkeh
since demz carry dere own litterbox on dere butt
Kittehs not allowed to nom baby
only dingo can does that
Kleen-up krew – comes in sordid cullurs! Git yors today!
Today onlee – buy wun git wun free! Opera-haters ar standeeng by.
Opera-haters! *snerk*
When ai first reeded Opera-haters, mi mynd went “why wood opera-hater be standdeeng by?” Iz beri funni werd.
Is a gud wurd, but I must admit I did nawt think it up mahself. I herd it here on ICHC, and mebbe J4K or sumwun lyke that mayd it up.
Say, duzzint this pik luk like itz part of that “nom nom nom 4 fud” gaym that’s being advertized on this site?
Rule #1: Kittehs cannawt nom teh fud until itz droppt on teh grownd.
Doez da 10 sekkond rool aply?
In mai haws, is teh 5 sekkund rool
Onlee to teh opera-haters!
Bebbeh gonna be lost now. Was leavin a trail uf bred crumbs to find way hoam.
Don’t worry bebbeh habz two bodyguards
Awwwww! I seez those bodyguards! They has a feerce!
youz is confoozed! goggeis duz dis, not kittehs!
Iz leavin a trail uf bred crumbs to find way hoam. Bebbeh gonna be lost now.
Arrgh! stoopie werd pretzle. Nommed my comment an gib me a 512 error…then hacks it bak up.
WP iz habbin da issus wif ICHC. Las nite it eeted da reply button and noe wun cud keep a conbersashun goin.
Aifink lil gurl droppt sum uv hurr lunshtyme toona sammich awn hurr fut dere
such cayute kittehs, teh lil tayles strait up! Skweeeeeeeeee!
Kitteh doin happitail dans for toona sammich, aifinkso.
dans to frayed about the edges to be happitail.
*snicker* sry, kinda punchy.
as much as I hate to admit it.
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*hangs head in shame* *sigh*
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skweee.
Ai tink ai waz obbercome by those tiny lil cattails! Oooh, to kyooot! Must find CHRG wif a kwikness…
*kwiklee puts Joo Janta Peril-Resistant Shayds on Cattails*
Aaah, fanks. That waz close. Cannot splort today. I can has cheesmeet wif Booklion today. Now! Gotta run!
Yay! Haz fun!!
dont furget pikshurs!! srsly!! schmoooooooooo
Kittehs tayling teh bebbeh, Aifinkso.
ya know, its betterer than tha pork-chop they tied around my neck to get the dogs to play wit meh.
Betterer tahn bacon in yer britches too, I’m thinkin’…
that occured during puberty, wiff weasels.
Kittehs jus waitin fer teh rite momint, den dey gonna depantz hurr lyke in tohse owld Coppertone ads
Debriefing Time!
O…um….mai gudness, luuk atteh tyme! Mus goe tew teh stoar! *skamperz awf wifakwikness*
EXCELLENT!!!! This won makez it in2 my personal awl tyme favs onn mi portable hard drive!
Skweeee! Kyoot bebbeh kittehs!
Must be a gud omin.
Plz tu be wishing me teh lukk (ai wud purrfur teh gud kind): ai gots a test starting in 20 minnits taht be wurf 50% uv mai final grade fur Pet Healf II!!! Iz awn eyes an eers an radiolololologee (taht’s ex-rays) an hartwurms (pleh).
Oh gods – this is pretty much what happened when my niece learned to walk. All the animals in the household would follow her around – she was a walking treat dispenser
Best be caerful to stay a littul back, tho – this siez hyooman tens to sit down with a suprize suddenniss.
Um…is it jus me or iz that babbeh haf a freakishly big arm?
awwww cute little kitteh
Dubbuhl “AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!”z!
Dubbuhl *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!”z
*HEDDESK*
A friend of mine had a similar situation occur a month or so back. The toddler lost his balance and fell back onto a kitten. The kitten was crushed, had internal bleeding and needed to be put down. People really ought to be careful when letting children and animal interact.
!dats tirble!!!toddler learned from that, i presume.
aww – ai loves dem stubbi pointie litul kitteh tailz!
wat’s wif teh massive arms? babeh can haz gurrila?
Don b foold, it wont hav noms 4eva.
So! Iz ziss make babbie just a nom dropper?