I’m of two minds
I’m of two minds and neither one likes you.
i awlwayz gotz fud on mah mind.
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dubblol trubblol
Yu CAN hz haz too cheezburgers! Happy nawt sekkond!
the pointy ends dont, eiffer.
Iz Ebil Twin adn…. Even Ebiller Twin!
Dubble trubble!
GMTA!
der I wuz surrounded bai dubble trubbol!
Lyke dees peeps?
uh….no. snerk!
Hay! I din noes Ah hads a grate mine!
G stans foar grate???
Ub coarse! GMFA! Grate mines fink aleik!
Ur mabees is grate mimes fink aleik??
Kitteh sez “well, get yore mind tu grate me sum cheez!”
Dat’s a grate eyedeuh!
Iffen we continyew dis, teh punz will start to grate.
Eben disintagrate!
So go wai!
Go an git da gushifuds hooman slave.
Dayzha vyoo(ing)
unless yew have twice as manee cheezburgers…
den ai may tolerate yew…
Too hedded kitteh guardin whut iz beyond teh windowe. Maybee iffin u plae it sum mewsic ittle fawl asleep!
*plays teh meow mix song*
Awn a hawrp?
**wunners why sumwun wif 2 basemint kittehs wud has whyte carpits**
Obveouslee dey didnt tink dat wun thru!
Dey injoy vakuuming, maibii..?
dey haz da Roomba?
They won’t has white carpets for long.
Maybe dat’s teh plan. Maybe blak carpit woz too exbensib, oar maybe it woz blak adn got bleeched by akksident.
U gotta watch out for bleech accidents. *nods*
Ohai, mai bff, {{{{{lcb}}}}}} ai hardlee nebur sez yu at dis tiem ub dai.
LOL!
LOL!
Teh kittehs doptified tehm becuz tehm had teh whyte carpet.
Ohai rhsb. U has tiem tu show teh helf inspektur fru teh Bashing/blastifying range? Membur nawt tu let himz aowt wiffout him sines teh paypurs.
den wii haz tu schedule teh grand opening.
I nawt feline so grate 2day, can wii re-skedyool?
Sure. Mai innurtube conneck shun at hoem is going awai. Will be bak wif teh hi speed conneck shuns whan Ai can get teh stoopy lectishun adn plumbur tu wurk. Ai eben tried bribing wif teh beers.
I nawt can posting from werks ennymoar.
I donut kno why I nawt feline gud. My leg musslols iz aykin. Mebbe iz blud clot!
I’z'll help! *hippy-nizes inspektur* Yu will sine papur… Yu will sine papur… Yu will sine papur…
Fanks, jd!
Mebbe u can has 3km to halp u, in case teh “wumminlee wyles” be needed foar conbinsin porpoises.
I will hewlp, butt (!) I nawt fink mine “wunninlee wyles” iz veri wylei ennimoore.
Maibii I kuld just bring da pistol an wii kuld negotiate dat wai. 
Mebbee lok him in teh baffroom wif teh 2 orinj kittehs adn ask if him wantz U tu ad teh waturs.
Butt, urs HAS to be werkin! My wumminlee wyles be borked too. Dey has lawsted dere effektibniss.
SNORK!!!
It’s teh kewlest kitteh in teh yewnivurs!
WEAR IZ DA REST OB DA ODDER KITTEH? Ai cant figger it awt.
Iz nawt awl teh wai fru teh wormhole yet. gib dem a minnut.
Fanks! Ai haddn fawt ob dat.
Wy’ze eeting wyrms? Did a byrd hippo-nyze him?
U can haz dubbl cheez now.
*strollz up tuu wagin lowd ob wood nda exam….exim…. luuks kloselee at it* Hmmmm…. Weel, tyem tuu start konstrukshun! *Picks up tuu peesiz ob wood nda hammurhed sharrk and nayls wood tugeddur* Whew! *Grabs gnu pees ob wood nda naylz eet tu largist pees* Hmmmm…….. *setz hammurhed asiid nda usez beevur tuu cut fruu sum peesiz ob wood. Den pikks up tuu fin peesiz nda naylz tuu siid ob nawtsekkund pees.* Almos dun! *Nayls wood to top of fin peesiz nda steps bakk tuu admiir wurk* Weel…. Teh siin b krookid butt eet weel haffta duu…… *Pullz owt smallur wood wiff wurds awn it nda naylz tuu stake in front ob small stand* Kummin sewn! *reedz siin* Eva teh Diva nawt sekkund murchindiis stand! Heer yuu kin bye awl sortsa stuff dat haz tuu duu wif Eva teh Diva nda teh diva hurself haz speshull autograffin tyems skedgyooeled! Kumin sewn!
Ohai, PC!
Iz u awl purrpayred foar teh noo famlee membur? Haz u borked teh noos to Unique an Tira?
Ai can has a nu fambly member! She am a calico naymd Mischu. Berri sweet.
U has caliko?
WANT!
She am a berri nise caliko, tu. Ai hopes Shade lieks her wen she gets heer.
con-can-shu-laces lyanthya! how old is Mischu?
Mischu is abowt 4. She lieks to torment mai hubby an kill mai boots, but she am berri sweet.
Such pretteh blak floof!
Iz a case of mynd obur mattur.
Ifn u nawt mynd, it duzznt mattur.
…pop teh top awn sum tunaz an ai myte chaynj mai myndz.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Adams?
Oh noes! :O Tu-hedded kitteh!