
I cought it!! Givez it back!!!
but u definitely dont wantz 2 catch dese kind of crabz.
picture: Corey Arnold. lol caption: kyevic
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I cought it!! Givez it back!!!
but u definitely dont wantz 2 catch dese kind of crabz.
picture: Corey Arnold. lol caption: kyevic
wif a quick!
or we cud have big partay. Mai boi an mai kittehs like the crabs n butter
It’s myne!
Stoopy hyoomin tryin to taek mah credit … an mah crab.
But – ai thot congress just past teh credit crab bill?? So yur credit cant bee so eezilee taeked?
Shud bee OK nao!
Fank fudness – I meen gudness.
eeewwwww
let me go, dat fing ar gonna eat meh
eeeck! ai fink ai saw a leg muv!
Feline crabby . . .
oar grabby. . .
Deadliest Catch
Deadliest CAT!
(ch)
Witch wun is moar dangerifying to catch?? Boff has pointy endz!
Actually I think you’re right or at least on the right track. That might be a crew member from the Rollo (season 2). Corey Arnold has a bunch of pics with a similar cat.
Crabby Kitteh
Crabby Tabby Kitteh
Hum. If yu cot a kitteh and a crab an gots to keep only wun…
U want mai shellfish? Ai aern’t selfish!
Heddesk!
watchoo lookin at crabbeh?? Aiz gotz mii sum pointee endz too an Aiz nawt afrayd ub yew or yer pincheez! Now werz muh bib and budda?
Un-grabbo my crabbo!
*heddesk*
Un-cranium my podium!
Taht wuz a bit Laymium.
Un-disparage my verbiage!
oh teh carnage of teh langwidge!
Donut purr cyst wiv tihs percy flage!
Un-offend my cheezfrend!
Ok hoos got da melteded butter and teh tartar sauce?
Taik dat directley to NOM!
Okeh, yu can use the cruncher fingies to get to the tastee bits…an yu can bring teh meltid buddur…then maybe I shares.
Maybee.
dirty little kitteh, kitteh got……..
but but but.. it’s only one!
one BIG one tho….
Ginormous crab sez “gib mah kitteh bak — ai gotted him fare & skware!”
I hab kitteh
oh noes dey be taking my kitteh
Dat’s gonna nead a mitey beeg pot 2 kukk it in!
*Annownser voyce*
And naow, hour feechured bowt!
In dis korner, direkt frum Cheezland, teh challenger….Floofy!
An inn dis korner, direkt frum teh bowelz uv heck, teh champeen…….Gynormus Uglee Crabby Fing!
Naow gennlemens, ai wan a kleen fite! Noe gowgin, noe pinchin an noe bunneh kiks uv deth beelow teh belt!
ummmmm, Floofy vs. Capt. Chitin?
Ai donutfink eever teh kitteh or teh crabby wears a belt.
Sow ii-powkin adn hare-pulling iz fyn, den? Grate!
Heer Mr. Crab… cummon… closir… closir… dat’s et…
*CENSORED*
*CENSORED*
*CENSORED*
Okai, ebrywun, hoo wants crab-kebabs? Gettim wile deir fresh!
dat iz a BIIIIG buggeh!
OK… gonna try sumfin…
<a href=”http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuuEDDyvzuE&feature=related
PFFFT
I luv this klip!
pfft! how’d u do that grem??
I followed teh instruckshuns…
I went to YooToob, fownd teh klip based on teh URL yoo had postinged, and then cuttinged and pastinged teh hole URL into mah commint. Wurkt lyke a charm!
OOOH!!
kewl!!
Luv it! Thatz anuther fayvrit! Yoo kin seeing teh Busby Berkeley influences, with all teh integrated choreographies!
Littlol Murmade!!! Oeh, ai luvs dat moobie!!!!
almost there….
just add:
> whatevertekstuwannahavheer
and take away the ” inbetween the = and the h
eep! I’ll just cutnpaste liek gremlin, k?
okay – u may
butt (snikr) if u wanto try again sumtiems- heers the recipe from NC66
linkee text
linkee text
butt (!) all on one line…
ARGHHH!
*hedbat HTML*
oh well – its heer
recipe for bloo linkies
2nd attempt:
<a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuuEDDyvzuE&feature=related
Yer pot is borked. Dis nawt cookd at awl!
Congratz to carosue, annipuss, nightshayde, and two_kittehs! I will now purrform the difficult (and tehre4 nawt-awften purrformed) Dansdansdans of teh crabs
*Ohhh! Scrabblol off to teh leff – 2,3,4; scrabblol off to teh rite – 5, 6, 7.
Wigglol eye-stawks scarily – 8, 9, 10; dart under a rock – 11, 12, 13.
*Spinspinspin in plaice.
*Grab toes of nearest hoomin – 14, 15, 16
*Start over again – 17, 18, 19.
*appleplaws, appleplaws* eggselent dansdansdansin!
Woot woot! That wuz muy fabuloso, Q!!!!! *klaps orinj floofy paws lowdly*
woo hoo!! Dat was mahvaless! Teh wiggloling uv teh eye stawks haz such preszishun u gibs me teh chillz an my furz all stand-uppy. I gib dat purrformuns a TEN!
*whispurs* Teh skary eye stalks wigglin wuz mah fayvrit part too!
***klappity klappity****
Dat wuz impressiv, Q! *claps floofee paws lowdlee*
Kitteh has crabs?!
*snerk*
and dey is hyooge
Duz dat stuff yoo gets at evul vet wurk on crabs? Wut iz it, Revulooshun?
King eh? Well ai did nawt voat for yew!
Taht’s cos is a monarkee, nawt a demokrassy – kings donut get voeted in, is juss a naksident ob burf!
like Ur royal fambly?
yup – wun BEEG aksident, waytin to happen! But teyh is gud fur torism, so tehy can stai!
I thot dis wuz otonnomuss cullektiv.
Yr fuulin yrself! We’re livin in a dikTAYtership!…Halp!Halp! Ai’m bein’ repressed!…Ooh, there’s some lovely filth over here…
yoo luv meh… yoo relly luv meh!!! dis iz mai furst win on da cheezburger emale. ai feel so speshul.
Krab shak kitteh lurves krabz.
In kays ennywun wuz curious abowt teh storeh behind this kitteh, yoo kin finding it (and moar pikshors) by googling:
How to be an Alaskan Fisherman, by Corey Arnold
I had tryinged to post teh linky, but teh URL had a sort of a bad wurd in it and it got moderated owt.
But teh uther photos is wurth seeing too!
oh so cute, all teh kitteh pix!
i wunder how many peeples will google taht just to see wut teh wurd iz?
awsum pics, tho!
Wuz just a nuther wurd for *luksarownd* – dayr I say it – poo!
i notissed taht (not reelly on porpose). wunder why sumwun wuld name tehms website taht?
anyhoo, taht kitteh haz got to be teh happyest kitteh in teh hole wide wulrd!! reskyood frum teh shelter to go live on teh fishy boat!!
Wonder if kitty is still with him.
heerz burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to MidniteRed an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! an today i fink we will haz a replika ob wun ob teh bestest lunches i eber had, at fishermenz warf in san fransisko: cold crab salad an fresh sowrdoh bred!! tasty
also fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze, sparkly party punch, an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top!! also goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, neon-colured crabby -shaypd water skwirters, kandee, an puffy crab an lobster an shwimps, oh my, stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Burfday fairy!! Cold crab salad???? Hao verreee thottee ov yoo!!!
*putz awn teh paintee hat wif the pompom, putz sikker wif googlee aiez awm mai fore hed – an haz sum ov the memmin poppyseed caek!
An joynes teh burfday fairy in wishin Midnite Red an ebreewun else a moast happeee burfday!
testing testing
it wurks! WP dussint eat the embed-link!
oh – and please tu be wearing purrrrrrtekshun!!!
an tu de caretearroellells – no kittehs wur whakkd in de making ob dis clip…
that is SEW cyoot nennepus!!
Umm – it jus occurd to me: did teh hyoomin ketch BOTH the ginormus uglee crabbee thing AND teh yowly wigguly splaytoed kitteh thing?
Where were they???
Wall, guis, ai gots a hyooj test tumorro, so ai gots tu go hazza studying. *sigh* An a lode uv londrees, oar tu oar free. Ai mebbe nawt make it back tunite. Schmoos! Ai sees yu tumorro!
schmoos to yoos! Good luck on teh test! {{PK}}
gud luk p-k!!!
*plots to hippnotize teecher to make test eesier*
Gud lucks PK!!!
testing 1,2,3…
Mt McKinley!
ohai ambercat — ai have been having a difficult time with commentifying all day. ai wuz feeling very invisiblol. but maybe now it’z fixed.
Invisiblol? Is u sure u didn’t spill something on urself in teh lab on accident?
Mebbe dats y dere wus chartroose sparklee smoak comin owt teh roof ov teh labs dis moarnin!
smoke? sparklee smoke? chrtroooose sparkly smoke? ruh-roh.
Who are you talking to LCB?
I was talking to PdB. He’s rite here, can’t u see– HAY! He’s gone! All that’s left is teh plastic pokket protectifier thingy.
Uh huh… Suuuuure…
*Gets one of those funny white jackets that need some tailoring in the arms*
Here… put this on. Oh yes…
*Gets out a BIG white pill*
Eat this breath mint…
*gets sum scissors*
heer, taht jaket needs taylorin!
*snip snip snip*
Teh saym fing happund to me, a whyl bak – it’s a verree straynj feelin; lyk yu has been sent to covuntry an nowun will tork to yu!
42!
Mine! Mine mine mine mine mine!!!1!
I like dis crunchy wit lemon joose an fryes, plzkthx
(Dedlyest Catch: show has a win, awesom)
ikr!
Takez me back to Dutch….wantz chsbrgr
Best noms at Grand Illusion hotehl! xD
oh crab
Deadliest… CATch?
Dat crabbie is pinchin dat kitteh’s arm? O.o
Danm kill steelers! Gimme the loot!
Deadliest CATch! YES! Mah hooman will bez sooo jellous!
If i’d cought a ‘laskin king crab id wan it bak too
Time for a snack.
Next on Discobery Chanel: Dedlyest Catch: Kitteh Edishun
Um, the original picture is copyrighted. You might want to take this down as a result. From the website the original is hosted on:
http://www.f__alface.com/SF/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=606&Itemid=92 (replace the two underscores with an e and a c)
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the original picture was posted by Corey Arnold. if he put it here then there’s no copyright problem.
besides we’re just having a bit of fun. no need to get your panties all in a twist.
WHOA! datz freakeh big lobzter!
Why does that guy have a cat if he was catching crabs?…..or was he catching cats?
the kitteh was rescued from the dock where they make port and she lives on the ship. she’s quite the little tease… she sleeps with everybody!