They waz here
They waz here when I went outside…
Picture by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder. Caption by: sandman263
« Previous I’m of two minds | Video: Food Catching Kitteh Next »
» 133 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
-
Who be Talkin'
Cheezburger Network Blog
I’ve lost mai peeps!
Nawt tot mention the gushi fud and the kan opner and my floofy bed. Sniff.
kitteh sez: i yam in yr moving day, feline disoreeyent”d
* human Finally comes in to unpacking gushie fud, canopener and floofy bed*
Oh mary0spockn!! Tahnk teh CC you sed taht!! Ai waz about to be VERREEE sad!!!
O hai, Mawwee-O!. yoo teensy, weensy sweete pea!
ai beez flying n2 Hartford 2 see my inlaws in a CT town in a cupplol wks. ai saw yoo on cheezpeeps map ober in CT (my I-site is berry gud!) Wood B fun 2 meets yoo. (ore doo eye hafta answer kwizes: such as “whut is your favourite color?
Orange. No wite. No black. I meen white wiff brown an blakk spots. Or maybe stripey. Yah, dat’s it. awl ob teh above_
*snif- dey lefs mee!:’(
Noes, kitteh – dey’s jus replaysin awl teh tierd owld furrnichur wif nies gnu fings foar yu tu skritch up an maek yor own! Teh truk bees jus parkin owtsied.
awwwww……
oh noes…is it da rapture?
uhohes. is dere gonna be tribuloltion by 4our goggies o da pock elipsis?
….maybe. But teh kitteh duz not look rapturous. Looks kinda sad awl alown dere.
*raptor kitteh to teh reskyu!*
Iz okai, jest left most preshus itim fur lastes trip to noo hoem!
Iffen dis it iz, canz ai has ur toona?
shure!’”so long, and thanks for all the fish!”
I’m still here Kitteh!
… two weekweekweeks ago.
poor kitteh! ai will luvs yew and snorgle yew and feeds yew!
Sew wil Ai! Tihs lol maeks me crai.
Meh tew. Haz herd tew manee storehs ob peeps leeben critters when deh beh the 4closed… ai haz a mad at da peeps.
Mah hubbycat took’d in a kitteh hoo was left in an apart mint wen teh peeps ran owt on teh rents. Teh sooper sed she had bin alowne with no fuds, bawks, jus toilet watters for daze. We gave her teh bestest lyfe to make up for, for teh 15 yeers. She went over teh brij a yeer ago. *sniff* {{little princess}}
{{{{{missy & hubbycat}}}}} Yu boaf bees beriberi gud peepuls – ai betts dat little princess felt liek teh lukkeeist kitteh inna whirrld wif sew mush lubs frum yu.
Mai siameseeX-boicat were allso left in empty partment wit noes fud an only toilet furr watter. Stoopy manager were going to throw hims outta da winder (was on 2nd floor!) I said I call SPCA iffen u do! Gets u fined elebenty hunnert monies. I said I take to shelter. I took boi home, butt haven’t gotten round to getting hims to shelter yet. It is only been 10 years. Iz no rush I finks. I gets round to it… sumdai.
Oar nawt.
Doan bovvur geddin teh rownd tuit – teh rownd wuns bees moar trubble dan dey wurf. Wuns yu has wun, peeps keep spektin yu tu du stuff wiv it.
Yu needs ennee halp taekin stooppee man-o-jerk tu teh sheltur? Wuns we frow him out teh winder, ob cors. oar off teh ruff … jus hao tall bees yor bildin, bai teh wae?
Me three. I keep heering storees uv ritters left behind wen deyr peepl looses dey hoem.
Turtlol is tryin to catch 2 kittehs whose persun died an de nasty dawter loked dem owt an lefted! Poor kittehs nawt unnerstand whut happend an are losted an afrayd. I has such a sad for dem. (She is leevin fuds for dem but hasn been able to katch dem yet)
yeah for Turtlol for helping, and boo hiss tew the meen dawter!
OHAI Wendy! An YAY fur Trutlol!!
Ai hope she can katch them. Taht iz SO sad – an if awnlee it were a verree rare thing. HAO cud a dawter be so NASTY! Waht a way to dishonor hur muther.
{{tuttlol}} Hero!
Tu catch dem U may has tu start feeding dem insied teh live trap. Aifinkso…it nawt sound niec, but is mush beddur den nawt hazzing teh famblee oar teh home.
put teh bestest gushifud in teh trap.
She nawt has trap – she is getting deyr trust wif fuds an occayshunal skritches. At leest dey is fed an has plays to go owt uv de wether. She plans to get dem to a kitteh res-cute wen she catches dem.
Ai has a happee dat yu has a frend liek Turtlol, sumwun wif teh caering an jenriss hart! Gud lukk an mush suksess in teh res-cute ob teh poar bandind kittehs.
Teh Humayne sosietee sumtiems has teh traps U can borrow. Oar animul control.
She tawked to dem an dey has nun to lend now. Dey will tayks dem if she can katch dem, but dey ar swamped an cant help her. So she doin whut she can.
Dis kitteh myt haf majik pwoer. Dis culd b innsider jobb.
An ai wil spelyu if yu getz tyred, gammacat. Ai lurves kittehs!
Dis berrrrry sad!!!!
not sad… some hooman tuk dah pikshure
iz ok… stunt-kitteh!
fankoo
anytyme
=^._.^=
*sniff* makes me think of ebil peeps who move and leeve their kittehs…
yes.
iz why i dont lyke this one.
Oh noes, ai is awl alone! No one to pet meh! No one to tell me no more cheezb- heyyy…..
so saaaddd
makez me want to cry… can i adopt you kitteh?
Oh kitteh, I so kno how u feel.
U wanna come libs wif me? Wii can has eech uthur to lubs.
Bachelor Kitteh seyz: “An over der Aim gonna put teh giant scratchy post wif platformz fur teh go-go kitties, rite nexta teh partee bowl’a'nip… an teh disco ball wif teh shineys will dangle here in teh mood lightin, aifinkso. Now wer to putz teh barcalowngers??
Donut foarget teh board-an-conkreet-blok shelbs, an teh beeg rown wuud spools to serb as a kitschin tablol
an borrowed condeemintz frum teh deli shopz on teh spool table, cuz we iz domestimated an cibilized kittehz!
Alsew, teh been-bag chayre wif teh leeks innit dat wuz fixded by dukky tayp.
an teh vidyo game sistims taht costed more tahn all himz furrnichur putted togevver!! on teh cinder-blok shelfs, ob corse
an teh giant sound system!
**fawlz awf purch laffin at mintil imij ov go-go kittehs**
Wif teh liddlol whyte patint-lethur bootz?
an hawt pantz too
anna berry berry strayt hayres! Dune teh mash patata! Ai kin dew teh twizt!
*patayta* Ai hayte it wen ai spell sumfing wrowng!
u say patayta, Ai say patata … iz all teh saym
@@@@@1@@ tu yu noobeh!!!
*grinz* thats teh nawt sekkund timez sumwons eber sayd dat to mii… Ai hopez is a good fing?
Ai’ll be back later … off to do cibic duty and vote!
doz beh “cheezburgers” ub approbal. Da mores yew hab, the beddur yr commint. 5 beh cornsidered axe a lant.
yesh, is verra gud fing! there used to be voting on comments – 5 burgers was the best. The grand cheezes removed it (or WP did, I never herd), so now we send each other our own burgers – @.
welcom tew cheezland, btw
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Ai did nawt nose teh 5 part! Ai been gibbin tu minneee cheezburgurs awai! **shuddurs**
nah… just meens yew reellee presheaytes whut sumwun sed.
can neber hab tew mennee cheezburgers 
Fankiez to Gamma and BDMom fur teh esplanashuns! And Big Fankiez to Parrothead fur teh burgers.
nom nom
The cool fing bout teh burgers, was dat u waz rated on teh clever and the witty. It waz moar portant to cum up wif a GRATE comment, than to just maek enny comment. In the old days, teh LOLz didn’t come up at a specific tiem. U never noo when. When u did see one, if u didn’t have a grate comment, u just let it go by in case the next purrson had the GRATE comment dat wud start the LOL off rite. I’z nawt sayin dat we doan still hab grate comments. But, in the voting days, it was clear who was making the funniest comments.
If it wasn’t actually happening all over the place, for kikis and goggies and all kinds of animals, it would be funny. But right now, no. This isn’t funny.
I can haz IKEA?
LOL, gud wun
Nose, nose, yu gotz it awl rong. Ai’z inspectin teh gnu liddurbocks! Dey gibbed me moar rum afdur ‘teh incidint.;
They left and no left wif no forarden message….. That is too true. I had 7 kittehs but during so many kittehs that so many just left them so “called good peeps to reswkue. Tucky I, Tucky II, Pokey, Tigger, Cori, Missy B,Itty.
*snif- dey lefs mee!:(
SRSLY? Its not dat, iz INVISIBLE EVERYTHING
Get ur fakts str8
Kitteh is checkin for inde stuff for tons off furnishur.
Boo! Nawt funneh. Just hartbrekking. Σ:(
♫ Oh wharez, oh wharez haz mye hoomanz gone
oh wharez, oh wharez can dey beeee? ♫
Ware o ware iz u tonite
Why did u leebs me heer awl aloan
I surched teh whirled ober an thot I fownded troo lubs
U met anuthur an *ppbbbffft* u wuz goned.
Hee Haw FTW rhsb!
Fanks, ph.
U kno wut teh berry sad fing iz? I knew dem lyriks by hart – nawt hadda luuk dem up.
Datz nawt sad, ai recognytzzz, um, rekigniiz, um, knowed wut dey were rite awai! Ai yewzta sit wif mai gramparuntcats an wadsh dat show eberry week week week! Duz yu nose dis:
Sew lawng,
Fairwell,
Untill wee meet agin, …….
Donut rekognyze dat wun, but how bowt dis wun…
Wii lubs teh tyme wii spend wif u
To shaer a joak an a laff oar two
May ur pleshurz be menny
Ur trubblols be fue….
Iz awn da tip uf mine tongue. OOOOOOHHHH Carol Burnett Show? Iz dat korrect?? Ifinkso I am.
Ai’m sew glad we has dis tiem tugevvur
Jus to has a laff, oar sing a sawng
Seams we jus gets startid, an befoar yu noes it
Kums teh tiem we has tu sae ‘Sew lawng!’…
*tugs awn eer-loab tu sae g’nite tu Gramma*
Ai lubbed dat shew!! Speshlee wen dey krakkd eech uvver up, an wuz tryin nawt tu laff …
Adios, au revoir…
Aufwiedersehen…
Law-wrench Whelk!
Ai haet tew sai adew…
.
Sownd ub Moozak ref!
Heee Haaawww! Ebbery week week week, mine parents lubbed it. Wuz long before cable, tv in yur kidletts ruum, cell phones, internets, etc. Mine adolecent boi wuld lose him minds iffin wii traveled bak tu mine childhood.
Dat’s nawt sad. Whut is sad iz mai sistur still haz hur faborite Dabid Cassidee postur. Iz up in hurz lawndree rum.
*sniff*
Dat wuz teh sawng ai hadda plai fur mai nawt-sekkund peeanna ree site ul. Ai bett mai momcat wuz reddee tu skreem!
Dis wuz sposed tu bee unnder tribble’s commint.
Kitteh must hav bin hungreh!
I tink de peeps haz left de kitteh der fur only bout furty-fiv minits wile day gets the furr-nichurz set up in deys noo howse. Dey leave de kitteh awl safe an den dey com get her an bringz her ttooo deyz nize noo hows! Den dey kitteh be awl happeez an dey peeps dey be awl happee tooo.
Mai brudder lefted his kitteh at teh owld hawse until teh bery last trip ov teh move. Prolly lukked liek tihs.
Yesh, yesh. I merember last tyme we moooved–loaded everyfing inna movin-van xcept air-mattress to sleep awn, kitteh dishes adn litterbawks; adn tehn stayed in big empty howse wif two kittehs ovrnite befoar travling to new town adn new hoam. Teh kittehs had a puzzled!
wen we mooved (many yeers ago, an taht time i sed i wuznt mooving agin till tehy carryed me owt feet-furst) i wented ahed wif teh boi to meet teh mooving van, an hubby an teh kitteh stayd behind to pakk up teh odds an endz. tehn kitteh gotted in her cheepo cardbord carryer box an off tehy went. her clawd her way owt ob teh carryer, almost made a Graet Ekscape in teh BurgerKing parking lot, an rided teh rest ob teh way (100 miles down teh freeway) on hubby’s lap, happy az gud be. hur wuz gud helper.
Wen I moved frum FL tu KY Pookie kitteh wuz UNHAPPI in da carrier, soooo wii letted him owt. Mine mom wuz riden wif mii an daddikat wuz driven da U-Haul. Pookie immediatly gitted owt uf carrier, walked tu mine moms lap an peep’d awn her. I alwmost drove off da innerstate laffin.
Oooh, mah kitteh dids same fing!
Peep mooved out of aprtmint and staid at muvver’s houce nite beefor moov…..kitteh wuz scared of muvver’s mean kittehs so she staid unner bed awl nite and wudn’t use litterbocks.
Next dai when peep mooved to FL and muvver came wif to vizit, kitteh hadn’t gone awl nite, and peed on muvver’s lap.
Op’s bean a connect-the-cut tree tymz wit mai drivin. Iz wundermouse hur stillll insaid.
Day I movd I browt PepperBunnee iwf me to noo plays an wayted for lok guy an innernet guy an a frend wayted at my owld plays to make sure moobers tukd everyfing. Den he lokd up an comed over to gib me keys.
Repo man musta caim.
Dat akshullee luuks liek brand-gnu carpet. Mebbe iz kitteh’s nawt sekkund nite in himz gnu digs?
Bettur nawt diggz brand-gnu carpet!
Howsehunter kitteh lykes dis wun. Will tayke eeet. Nawt go back to howse wit de uglee karpett. Hoomins: go tell teevee show peeps wich wun yoo choze and sign on de dottid lyne.
diz wuz sad
*sniff*
Guies,
Can I axk foar hugz? I has had relee hard tyem latelee an I donut see fngs gettin beddur enny tiem soon.
Until fings get beddur, u prolly be findin me hidin unner teh bed moar an moar.
{{{rhsb}}}
hay red, long time no see.
{{{{rhsb}}}}
I cud use one myself… wud stick around, but I was just on my way to bed. Hopr fings get better soon.
{{{{{red}}}}}}
{{{{{{Leeza}}}}}
Schmoos!
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}}}}
Awn teh daes wen Unner-teh-Bed feels liek teh bestist plaes, we can brings drinkees an snaks an keeps yu cumpnee?? We cud plae ‘Pin Teh Tayl Awn Teh Dustbunnee!!’ oar sumfing.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} Hope fings look up fur yu soon!
.
Abowt teh lol — ai finkso if sumwun wuz dere to taek teh kitteh’s pikshur, den teh kitteh wuz nawt lefted alone. Mebbe is nawt so sad after awl?
Gud poynt!
An aifinkso dat teh kitteh jus plannin ware tu put teh furrnichurs. An teh bawks. An teh fuds.
{{{{rhsb}}}}
* leaves teh bottlol uf tekillya, teh burritos, adn the quart uf Ben adn Jerry’s inna freezur wiffin reach of teh bed. Pushes teh micrwave close tu teh bed *
Der dat shuld last u until tumarrow.
{{{rhsb}}}
*Ai raps u up in teh warmz bunney slippers and snuglolsy blankie and shubs u ober unner deh bed and sharez hot chawkulees fru a krazy straw wif u while watchin stoopey tv shows*
goo’nitey red
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
eh…”invisible everything” was funnier to mi. dats mai pinion.
INVISIBLE FAMILY
Wenn I haz a sad I grabs a ketteh to snorgle. I gots 5. Hear I lends u one to cuddle wit. I has a dilute calico special fur u cause I noes u likes calicoes. Jus has her back by breakfast, K?
oops. Sorry, mai commint were supposed to bees furr rhsb upthreat.
This happens too often for real to be funny. Sorry.
Ergh no tym tu rd…..(awl posts)
Short form: I has a sooo saad fr dis TOO TINY bebbbeh in teh room…awww sweeeet, kissim fr mi…..
This is a little too unfunny as we had neighbours who moved house and left behind their Mama cat and her two kittens. She pined for her departed human family.
HELLO!!!
*echo – HELLO… HellO… Hello… hello… h…lo…*
HELLOOOOO!!!!! elloooo lloooo ooooo ooo?
{{{{AfriCat}}}}
Is prolly noo house, kitteh jus fergotted whut room he’z in
Awww…:(
Dun wurry, kitteh…I iz here 4 yoo.
I know this is supposed to be funny, but considering how often that actually happens to cats, I am appalled….
Me yoosed 2 b proppity magr en me see kittehs en goggies lef behinz en dis 1 times deh bees a bery large birdie lef behins….he was bery sicks 2 en had 2 go 2 deh vetz 4 long time…but den he gits bettrs so ah found gud rescoo for birdies en dey sez dis birdie was fosasns of dollars birdie! Said was ma-caw. All I nows is dat birdie cud cuss!!! Sed many bad wurdz so I cud not bring homez becuz of grand-kittehs! Called the vet “sweet cheeks”!
Tell frenz if they be havins prollems wif billz notz to movez awayz en leaves da fur babeez behinz…call local hoomane societiez and askes them for names of rescoos…dey will helpz….
dey dich me… i cant beleve dat dey woud dich me…
How very sad!
I hope YOU would never do dat!