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  1. annipuss says:

    Ai jus aern’t awayk yet

  2. Yes, but ur not dressed. Fail.

  3. carosue says:

    an perky, tu

  4. AngelPlume says:

    Fwippee tayl duzznt kownt, silleh kitteh

  5. jk2kitteh says:

    moarnings shud start laytur

  6. bluesfan473 says:

    mai tayle is up, mai hed iz furrifyin ur cloze, wat moar dew u want??

  7. Jenn says:

    That was me this morning, except it wasn’t my tail I was flipping at the alarm clock…

  8. izzums4tehwin says:

    me no likes moarnings. dey be bad

  9. two_kittehs says:

    I has deh same cushion cuver, it ar frum IKEA

  10. Romeow says:

    Oh wat a byootiful morning
    Oh wat a byootiful dai
    I hab a byootiful feeling
    Dis b mah cheezburger dai!

    • gremlin says:

      Ther’z a burger of cheez in teh meddow.
      Ther’z a burger of cheez in teh meddow.
      That burger’z as hi as an ellyphunks’ EYE!!
      And it luks lyke it’s rising kleer up to teh sky!!!!!! Oh . . . .

  11. gremlin says:

    OBNP kitteh’s mama: Well, when is teh rest of yoo gitting up?

    OBNP kitteh: De-tayls, de-tayls. . . .

  12. zoeandmir says:

    Dis kitteh is jus doin yowga

  13. AfriCat says:

    -yowga- tiz teh sownd ai makes steppin awn a hocked up hairball – Yow! GAH!!!

  14. bluesfan473 says:

    Tawk tew teh tayle cuz teh hed is sleeepie.

    • AngelPlume says:

      Ai don finkso – luukit dem iyz.

      Aifink kitteh is settin teh nap-attak trap. Luuk, hyoomin – ahm awl sleepy heer awn teh bed (fwip-fwip) wiff no energeez tu get up adn du nuffin (fwip-fwip). Den as soon as ur gard is daon, pownse! Got ur fingers oar teh sokk u wuz gonna put awn.

      Is an ambush in teh wayting, aifinks.

      • gremlin says:

        Ah! *nods hed* Teh dredded fwip-fwip tayl/napping kitteh ruse! I has eggsperienced that befoar and has teh skars to proov it! *holds owt arms with kitteh skratches onnem* Not a lot and not verreh fresh, mynd yoo, but aym defelinitely a markt wumman!

  15. KCTailkinker says:

    Gud moring 2 u, gud mornng 2 u, wi’r awl in owl places, wif brite shining playces! Wu eber, eber sed that shud be put in a deep, deep hole an neber neber seen agin……….. Morning is not niec!

  16. Elsa_Mama says:

    poo babbeh — hee luks lik hee tryed ta get up butt (!!) den fellz onna heem fase!

  17. LOLDemon says:

    Eebin tayl nawt kwait awayk. Lukz liek it b heddin bak daon fr moar zzzzs.

  18. zip-zap-zoo says:

    lazy kitteh dont wanna wake up

  19. * YAWN * Ai has bin up AWL dai… but but but ai is steel nawt awake yet…

  20. *stumblols in an fawls flat lyk kitteh in pikshur*
    Ohai… we taked teh babycats tu humaun sosietee fur shots an dewurming an fings. Eva got chekkeded ober bai teh vet-teechur whu waz awn tuday (her awl gud!!!). Her waz berry gentul, ai lyk her lots, but Eva nawt berry happeh bowt it. Gess ai shudda taked Eva back n forf tu skool wif me, tu, coz Cory nawt minded teh trip atawl. *sigh* Pore Eva, her gunna haz a skared awn Caturday, eben tho ai sending her wif own carriur an own blankee an own stuffd tigrrr an own toys so her haz teh familyar stuffs. But her recober fast, we onlee been hoam a few minits an her playing.

    Ai hazza wornd owt, coz had 4 owrs uv classis befoar taht!

    • Elsa_Mama says:

      Eva bee goon to herz furreber homez on Caterdae? Datz a good dae furr a kitteh to doo dat ifinkso!!

    • Does u or UK & PC has some Rescue Remedy to take along in case Eva has a freak-out? I buyed some for when I gotted Zoe and it was almost a 2-hours car trip back home. She didnot need it but I’m glad I brang it all teh same.

      • *adds tu list uv fings ut get*

        • gremlin says:

          Dexter injoyd owr vakayshun cabin last week but he did nawt lyke teh 4-howr drive ther. I wishes I had had sumthing to kalm heem down. Mebbe neggst tyme I buyings this. Has yoo tried it and duz it wurk?

          Poor Dexter. On teh drive bak he did beddur, but on teh drive up – he shed, he merowled, he caterwauled, he panted, he hyperventilated, he krawled arownd trying to find a way out of teh kar, he shed summoar. I did hav a karrier but did nawt put heem in it bekaws I wunted heem to hav akkssess to lidder boks (in trunk) if he had mergensea. He wuz awlreddy shedding, but teh floof he released wuz *legendary*. I felt lyke I wuz wayring teh full kitteh fuzz awl over me by teh tyme we arrived. Srsly!

          • skwirrlgrrl says:

            AWW… {{{{Dexter}}}}
            and {{{{Dexter’s hoomins}}}}
            is teh Rescue Remedy the same as Feliway? Tehy make a Feliway spray that supposed to halp keep them calm, u spray it in the carrier a few minutes before you get ready to put teh kitteh in…

            • gremlin says:

              I has nawt tryinged enny of these things. When Gremlin used to travel with us, he’d just go into teh karrier and go to sleep! No karrying on at awl! Then agin, he wuz mush older when he began his whirld travels. Grem was around 12 when he took to teh road life; Dexter is just 1. It mayd me feel reely bad – well, truly awful – to see heem so misrible. On teh way hoem, he kryinged less, but still lukt misrible. At wun poynt I lookt bak at heem trying to sleep on a blanket in teh bak seet, and he wuz just drooling and lukking sad and sorry – and okkayshunally gayv off a horrible playntiv liddl mew. (Which is beddur than teh katerwauling in sum ways, and in uther ways so much sadder and moar halpless!) We felt lyke “bad hoomans.” :-(

              • gammacat says:

                Yesh, I hasta take Cannolli for a vet checkup tomorrow morning. *sigh*
                he is gonna be so unhappy! an I can’t stand teh sad mewing!

              • Oh Gremlin!! Wehn ai wuz mooving to Italee frum Karlsriuhe – long taim ago – tuk TWO DAIZ then – mai kitteh (Fred) meowed plaintiflee AWL THE WAY!!!!!! :shock: But he wuz reelee OK – an lubbed me eneway. ;)

              • Pore Dexter. But him wudda been moar mizrabul if yu leeved him behind!!

                Aifinkso yungr be bedder.

                Eva haz been in owr partmint preddy much her hole 9 weeks, sept wun uvver trip tu get nawt-sekkund vaksinayshuns. Her berry confidint lil kitteh, but her nawt so happeh bowt trabellings.

                Cory beened back n forf tu skool wif me since him 3 weeks old, an him nao 7 weeks. Him nawt be az oberall confident as Eva, problee coz him had ruff start, but him haz no problem atawl inna car. Him waz trying tu get Eva tu play, an her waz tu nerbus tu, so him played bai self an tehn fawled asleep!

                Izza lessun heer, aifinkso.

          • I used teh Rescue Remedy on Liam when he was getting eardrops but in order to give him teh remedy I already had to wrap him in a towel and he was already upset. But it seemed to halp a little.

            My store has something called EasyTravel that might be usefuls. I has not used it myself, though. U might also look at PetCalm</a. on that site, which I *has* used and it halped calm teh kitteh but it wasn't in a travel situation.

          • I sended some links but they will take a while to post. U can go to kthxbuy dot com and look up both EasyTravel and PetCalm. I has used the latter but not for travel.

            • Duz yu finking it mite halp BOM_MOMME’s kittehs when teh gnu goggie come tu lib wif tehm, LCB? *pondurs*

              • It might be worth a try. There is a 1 year moneys back guarantee if it doesn’t.

                • *adds tu list uv products tu recommending tu peeps axing fur halp*
                  *sends messij tu bom abowt it*

                  • Hmmm… mabye u could be a guest columnist for kthxbuy? Axe teh vet assistant? At teh vry least, we could mabye exchange links?

                    • *luks askance at a cupple uv teh produkts* Uh, ai trais tu be opin-minded, an ai berry in favur uv natural stuffs, but… purrtekshuns frum panleuk an calici? Taht making me nerbuss. Nawt su much teh ingreedients in sum lyk belladonna an nux vom, cauze ai gno tehy be distilled a gazillion times, but ai hazza nerbuss bowt ennyfing taht sez it halps wif prevenshun uv panleuk an calici.

                      Ai nawt gno enuff bowt homeopathic stuffs tu gib useful ansurs fur taht, but ai fink we cud mebbe wurk a fing owt az far as uvver stuffs. ;)

      • nicewitch says:

        Is awlwaes handee in caes teh peepuls has a freekowt, tu.

  21. Roux says:

    Hai.. you haz hook dare in back… wai did dai lay you flat to dry? It makez you hair all flatz on tummeh.

  22. Sarcasm Face says:

    This is me in the morning. Right down to the ginger fuzz.

  23. Aeche says:

    OMG liek dis be mai kitteh Mistah Orange! Thanx all u guise!!

  24. Aeche says:

    O ya and dis be de origunul deeveeasun 4 da pik: http://beika.deviantart.com/art/Orange-Tail-65453204

  25. exhoicat says:

    Thass egg-zakly hao Ai feelz…ebry d*mn day! Dat kitteh lukz 2 yung to have 2 git flat alla tiem, but Ai sendz minny huggz 2 ebrywun hoo feelz liek dat 2.

    Day sez “Owld aij iz nawt 4 sissyz!” But wotz teh alturnativ?

    Sry. Havin badd day….

  26. g@htyu.com says:

    Iz reddy for thermometer?

  27. sbea says:

    Ohmeegawsh it be a kwote fwom “missus pettigru livz 4 a dae” i luvz dat muvi!


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