Ohai, Elsa_Mama. Teh original Gremlin kitteh frum hoom I took mah online naym wuz a hyooj orinj boi. So I – Gremlin – am an orinj kitteh, ipso fakto. Yoo kin seeing a few pikshors of heem on mah profyle. That’s wher teh “beeg orinj paws” ar frum – mah orinj lineage!
Altho of korse teh pikshor on mah avatar is a blak/gray/whyt tabbeh – that’s Dexter, mah gnu boi. I displays a blak and gray tabbeh pikshor with whyt paws, but I – Gremlin – in mah hart of harts I yam orinj!
noe, sunskreen duz nawt hep. Iz nawt kwite az bahd naow az wen ai wuz yunger butt sumtymes eben havin teh sun comin fru teh winder awn mai arm an faice wile ai drive wil maik meh brake owt.
Dr. Tinycat sed (wen ai wuz bowt 10) taht ai wud ‘owtgro’ itz…….atteh rait ahm improovin ai figger ai wil bee nermal wen ahm bowt 125.
i aer cafe olé , as in leche with a drop or two 0 café, wif ciNomon sprinklols hear adn dere. i finkso LCB be about da same, but in fronsch: cafe au lait.
An ai ar a lite mocha wif lots ov creem – teh playces in teh sun, eneway. Ai trai to stay out ov teh sun – an ware hats an sunblok – but ai tan in teh shayde!
Colorz blindz as in samez as colorblinds peeps — da red-greens colorblindness nameed “deuteranopia.” (reel naame nawt da lol name) They can see bloo bersus other kolorz jest fine, but tend to confoozol colors on the red through brown through green continuum. seez heer furr mor infomationioces awn kitteh’s seein stuffz … http: // www . cathealth.com/CatEyes.htm (Closiee da spaceez)
Simileez without which we are not propurrly clothed:
A rose in awl itz gloree
beauty, she walks in, as the night
Clothed as lilies 0 da field, Solomon in all his glory was not byutifuls ,
Dis is very hard, halp!
wow!! ai needs to ask tessm to make a geek hat wif propellar on it so i can send you!! ai iz trooooleee impressssed…. ai will lissen wen ai is at home…….schmooo
I has alreddy suggestified Mt. McKinley as a gift. Teh 16-ownse mocha wif extry spresso and teh peepul catchy thingy was my idears also. I get a discount when I send them!
Teh people catchy thingy was teh hardest. First, hadda finger out what they is called IRL. Then hadda spend two weeks googling and getting distractified by sites wif pics of firemans and their, well, equipments.
Ohai, J4K – I wunted to thank yoo for teh chin skritches yoo sent for Dexter by way of booklion! Dexter verreh much enjoyd them. And booklion and I wer splayning to Mr. G hoo J4K wuz and hao yoo libbing in Micheegan an has lots kittehs. *gigglol* Mr. G duzzint noes so mush abowt this cheez-peep thing. I finks he thot we wuz maykin yoo awl up!
Ther’z a burger of cheez in teh meddow.
Ther’z a burger of cheez in teh meddow.
That burger’z as hi as an ellyphunks’ EYE!!
And it luks lyke it’s rising kleer up to teh sky!!!!!! Oh . . . .
Ohai, OtherMother – I duzzint noes if we has met! Aym Gremlin! *holds owt frendly orinj paw of frendship*
I clikkied on yor bloo naym but teh linky is nawt going ennywhar. Yoo mite want to update teh Website URL for yor profyle page if yoo habbing wun. Duz ye has kittehs? Hao menneh?
here”s a few extra tildethingycaek for a laet weeding, erm wedding prezzie:
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…ññññññññññññññññññññ
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Aifink kitteh is settin teh nap-attak trap. Luuk, hyoomin – ahm awl sleepy heer awn teh bed (fwip-fwip) wiff no energeez tu get up adn du nuffin (fwip-fwip). Den as soon as ur gard is daon, pownse! Got ur fingers oar teh sokk u wuz gonna put awn.
Ah! *nods hed* Teh dredded fwip-fwip tayl/napping kitteh ruse! I has eggsperienced that befoar and has teh skars to proov it! *holds owt arms with kitteh skratches onnem* Not a lot and not verreh fresh, mynd yoo, but aym defelinitely a markt wumman!
Gud moring 2 u, gud mornng 2 u, wi’r awl in owl places, wif brite shining playces! Wu eber, eber sed that shud be put in a deep, deep hole an neber neber seen agin……….. Morning is not niec!
At teh nurfing hoem, dey grab me up and put mai slippers socks awn and then its downwerds the day is dat whey it goes teh rest of the day. *sigh* *can opener sownd* Tiem foar lunch. Tawk to u later!
*stumblols in an fawls flat lyk kitteh in pikshur*
Ohai… we taked teh babycats tu humaun sosietee fur shots an dewurming an fings. Eva got chekkeded ober bai teh vet-teechur whu waz awn tuday (her awl gud!!!). Her waz berry gentul, ai lyk her lots, but Eva nawt berry happeh bowt it. Gess ai shudda taked Eva back n forf tu skool wif me, tu, coz Cory nawt minded teh trip atawl. *sigh* Pore Eva, her gunna haz a skared awn Caturday, eben tho ai sending her wif own carriur an own blankee an own stuffd tigrrr an own toys so her haz teh familyar stuffs. But her recober fast, we onlee been hoam a few minits an her playing.
Ai hazza wornd owt, coz had 4 owrs uv classis befoar taht!
Does u or UK & PC has some Rescue Remedy to take along in case Eva has a freak-out? I buyed some for when I gotted Zoe and it was almost a 2-hours car trip back home. She didnot need it but I’m glad I brang it all teh same.
Dexter injoyd owr vakayshun cabin last week but he did nawt lyke teh 4-howr drive ther. I wishes I had had sumthing to kalm heem down. Mebbe neggst tyme I buyings this. Has yoo tried it and duz it wurk?
Poor Dexter. On teh drive bak he did beddur, but on teh drive up – he shed, he merowled, he caterwauled, he panted, he hyperventilated, he krawled arownd trying to find a way out of teh kar, he shed summoar. I did hav a karrier but did nawt put heem in it bekaws I wunted heem to hav akkssess to lidder boks (in trunk) if he had mergensea. He wuz awlreddy shedding, but teh floof he released wuz *legendary*. I felt lyke I wuz wayring teh full kitteh fuzz awl over me by teh tyme we arrived. Srsly!
AWW… {{{{Dexter}}}}
and {{{{Dexter’s hoomins}}}}
is teh Rescue Remedy the same as Feliway? Tehy make a Feliway spray that supposed to halp keep them calm, u spray it in the carrier a few minutes before you get ready to put teh kitteh in…
I has nawt tryinged enny of these things. When Gremlin used to travel with us, he’d just go into teh karrier and go to sleep! No karrying on at awl! Then agin, he wuz mush older when he began his whirld travels. Grem was around 12 when he took to teh road life; Dexter is just 1. It mayd me feel reely bad – well, truly awful – to see heem so misrible. On teh way hoem, he kryinged less, but still lukt misrible. At wun poynt I lookt bak at heem trying to sleep on a blanket in teh bak seet, and he wuz just drooling and lukking sad and sorry – and okkayshunally gayv off a horrible playntiv liddl mew. (Which is beddur than teh katerwauling in sum ways, and in uther ways so much sadder and moar halpless!) We felt lyke “bad hoomans.”
Oh Gremlin!! Wehn ai wuz mooving to Italee frum Karlsriuhe – long taim ago – tuk TWO DAIZ then – mai kitteh (Fred) meowed plaintiflee AWL THE WAY!!!!!! But he wuz reelee OK – an lubbed me eneway.
Pore Dexter. But him wudda been moar mizrabul if yu leeved him behind!!
Aifinkso yungr be bedder.
Eva haz been in owr partmint preddy much her hole 9 weeks, sept wun uvver trip tu get nawt-sekkund vaksinayshuns. Her berry confidint lil kitteh, but her nawt so happeh bowt trabellings.
Cory beened back n forf tu skool wif me since him 3 weeks old, an him nao 7 weeks. Him nawt be az oberall confident as Eva, problee coz him had ruff start, but him haz no problem atawl inna car. Him waz trying tu get Eva tu play, an her waz tu nerbus tu, so him played bai self an tehn fawled asleep!
I used teh Rescue Remedy on Liam when he was getting eardrops but in order to give him teh remedy I already had to wrap him in a towel and he was already upset. But it seemed to halp a little.
I sended some links but they will take a while to post. U can go to kthxbuy dot com and look up both EasyTravel and PetCalm. I has used the latter but not for travel.
*luks askance at a cupple uv teh produkts* Uh, ai trais tu be opin-minded, an ai berry in favur uv natural stuffs, but… purrtekshuns frum panleuk an calici? Taht making me nerbuss. Nawt su much teh ingreedients in sum lyk belladonna an nux vom, cauze ai gno tehy be distilled a gazillion times, but ai hazza nerbuss bowt ennyfing taht sez it halps wif prevenshun uv panleuk an calici.
Ai nawt gno enuff bowt homeopathic stuffs tu gib useful ansurs fur taht, but ai fink we cud mebbe wurk a fing owt az far as uvver stuffs.
Thass egg-zakly hao Ai feelz…ebry d*mn day! Dat kitteh lukz 2 yung to have 2 git flat alla tiem, but Ai sendz minny huggz 2 ebrywun hoo feelz liek dat 2.
Day sez “Owld aij iz nawt 4 sissyz!” But wotz teh alturnativ?
Ai jus aern’t awayk yet
Dis kitteh rimyndz me uv sumwun Ai noe…..
uh ohes. ov whoom duzzit renimd you ?
Annipuss, hurself
Boykitteh, puddytat
Choir at chruch
D…
Deer dipartid Hubcat
Eggstreemlee tyred persun
Fat persun
G….
Goggies
Her Royal Highness, da cweenmj
Jurors at the Trial 0 da Cent Yuri on IcHC
Krispy Kreem donut eater after binge
L…
I ???
ICHCpeepl sitll commenting
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Layte at nite!
Men atwerk
N. . .
Neber-finished-payper studint.
Owt awl nite peeps.
…
People who like the late late late show
Q…
Qweenz dat doo wut ebber day wantz too
Restin kittehs
Silleh sleepin fockes
T….
Terribloly tired hoomins
Unbearably exhausted bears
Very, very, very worn-out vixens
X…
Xtreeeeemellllleeeee snoozin snuffalugusses
Y oh Y oh Y mii peepz
Zellously sleepin zebras
Bin in taht church quire, Aifinkso!
Ownlee teh tayl iz awayk.
Yes, but ur not dressed. Fail.
U doan hab enny clothes on unner ur fur coat!
but I has a fur, I ar not a pink hairless monkeh like U
*ahem* Nawt awl hayrless munkeez ar pink, ykno. Juss sayin.
True, some of us are very white.
I’m more écru.
ai r pastee fishy-belleh wite! mucho attraktive!
*akshulee ai haz sun issoos…’solar dermatitis’, pleh*
don’t worry U will all beez pink an red when I is done usin mah pointeh endz
*luks at self* Sum of us is orinj! Lyke this kitteh . . .
Yoo noes, I reelly luffs that ruff of fuzz under teh chinny chin chin ther. Mayks . . . me . . . want . . . to . . . skritch . . . it. *reaches owt orinj paw toward orinj kitteh’s whyt neck/chin-floof*
yous orinj?? two muchee ub da selfish tannerz stuffz? i heer dat makes yous orinj …
Ohai, Elsa_Mama. Teh original Gremlin kitteh frum hoom I took mah online naym wuz a hyooj orinj boi. So I – Gremlin – am an orinj kitteh, ipso fakto. Yoo kin seeing a few pikshors of heem on mah profyle. That’s wher teh “beeg orinj paws” ar frum – mah orinj lineage!
Altho of korse teh pikshor on mah avatar is a blak/gray/whyt tabbeh – that’s Dexter, mah gnu boi. I displays a blak and gray tabbeh pikshor with whyt paws, but I – Gremlin – in mah hart of harts I yam orinj!
Split identities, we has them!
I iz a tabbeh kitteh
Ai aer teh saem – yoost 2 haz deep tan, but haz loozed awl culer `coz uv vitiligo – no can be owt in teh sun naow. Pleh!
sun eggsposhure gibs meh a rashie taht luuks lyke bery bahd poysin ivee
Ai cahn goe tew teh beech, iffen ai ware lawng pantz, lawng sleev shurt, shoos, glubs an hayuge hat! bery stylish, aifinkso!
not eben wid lotsa sunskreen?
noe, sunskreen duz nawt hep. Iz nawt kwite az bahd naow az wen ai wuz yunger butt sumtymes eben havin teh sun comin fru teh winder awn mai arm an faice wile ai drive wil maik meh brake owt.
Dr. Tinycat sed (wen ai wuz bowt 10) taht ai wud ‘owtgro’ itz…….atteh rait ahm improovin ai figger ai wil bee nermal wen ahm bowt 125.
Beddur layte den nebber?
dang. are you” da won wif da bumpre stikker dat say”s “life’s a beach, adn den yu burn”?
aifink inn mai caise is moar lyke “life’s a beach, and den…OMCC wat happin tew ur skin, u luuk horriblol, duzznt taht hurt? AIIIIEEEEEEE!!”
hmmm. i thot lcb wou
i aer cafe olé , as in leche with a drop or two 0 café, wif ciNomon sprinklols hear adn dere. i finkso LCB be about da same, but in fronsch: cafe au lait.
[yesh, you can infur dat LCB be steamy - hee]
Please to not steam my fur. It makes it go all flat.
srsly? i has the oppoesit: when da wether gets steamy my tendirls gets ginormusslee floofy. big hair- i hazzit, adn not in a good way.
I has deh same problem
Mee too! Wehn itz verree Hugh Mid, Ai tern into fuzz – an wehn itz cold, it goez awl flat an strait! SO hard! Do doo sumthing wif!
floofy frizze hares, we has dem
*dreems ov hao nice it wud b to b catpoochino colored*
Ah well…stuck wif milk colored dis tiem around.
I nawt wanna bee eeny kinda poo colored!! iz Catpoo Chino colored da color ub poo dat cums frum a chino colored kat?
An ai ar a lite mocha wif lots ov creem – teh playces in teh sun, eneway. Ai trai to stay out ov teh sun – an ware hats an sunblok – but ai tan in teh shayde!
Iz just spotty.
or stripey
an a bit lumpy!
I’m olive-skinned and getz tanned dark in about 15 minitz
ok jus hairless monkeh den
also kittehz is color blind or so I read
Colorz blindz as in samez as colorblinds peeps — da red-greens colorblindness nameed “deuteranopia.” (reel naame nawt da lol name) They can see bloo bersus other kolorz jest fine, but tend to confoozol colors on the red through brown through green continuum. seez heer furr mor infomationioces awn kitteh’s seein stuffz … http: // www . cathealth.com/CatEyes.htm (Closiee da spaceez)
yep ai am- iz mai best fur coat. STN.
and ur never fully dresst without a smile!
LOL!! Ai red that az “without a simile!”
Nao there wud be a gayme to play!!!
Ai ar fullee drisst laik a roze in awl itz gloree. . .”
ohbut that wud be gilding teh lily, Janet…
Simileez without which we are not propurrly clothed:
A rose in awl itz gloree
beauty, she walks in, as the night
Clothed as lilies 0 da field, Solomon in all his glory was not byutifuls ,
Dis is very hard, halp!
E-Z duz it! And so nao owr list is finisht!
*rites in noetbuk*
Shortest liszt EBER on ICHC!!
dis listee bee berry sussinkt ….
Nicee and short, likee a kgnome
there’s no place liek gnome!
*kliks heels together thrice*
Therz NO playce like gnome!
Therz NO playce like gnome!
Therz NO playce like gnome!
Did she liek it in Gnome? Ai doan noes, Alaska.
*purrump, tssh*
Tankyew, tankyew, ai’m heer awl weeeek…
Drunk wiv byooty our eyes do not see
Eyes were made for seeing byootee
For the great god made them all (all things bright an beyootiful)
G…
an perky, tu
Fwippee tayl duzznt kownt, silleh kitteh
moarnings shud start laytur
Anom!
mai tayle is up, mai hed iz furrifyin ur cloze, wat moar dew u want??
Not much, kitteh. Just…
All teh tuna I can eat
Beautimous clothes to ware
Cuddly oranj kitteh
Dozen Faberge eggs, over easy
E…
Extra chocolate
Food that has lots of chocolate in it
Grated chocolate on my chocolate stuff
H…
Heaps ur gushifud
Icy creem conez fer ebreewun
Jellolow
Kitteh tois uv awl kynds
Lotz moar choklit
M……
M&Ms and moar choklit
Nomnomnomnom
O….
OarEEooooo kookiez!
Purrfectoo hoominz ta doo mii biddin
Queen status furr miiselfz
R….
Reelee gud pastz wif meet
Sawft stuf to napz awn
T…
Toonas! (stoopy tu fergit taht)
Undibided attenshun
V…
Verry softee bed!
Window wif burdiez ta watch
Xtra eberyfinks dat eye like
Yeowwwwlin lessins
oh oh oh oh I furrgotz an an an an a
ZEBRA!!!
ta snorgol wif and ridez to da storee
maded mee fink ob teh sawng frum the guis in teh wikkid witshes cassel–(wif slyte mawdificashun, foar fuds)–
“Oh-ree-oh!
Ooooohhhh, yum!
Expensib sparklee fings
Free meels aday
Gushi fudz awlwais in dish
H…
That was me this morning, except it wasn’t my tail I was flipping at the alarm clock…
me no likes moarnings. dey be bad
flat cat is flat
but nawt fat…or black…
or on crack…
or waring slacks…
butt he iz inteh sack…
Oh, ur rite!
Gud one!
for that, bluesfan has a knack.
Sheez no hakk – moar lyk teh leeder ob teh pakk.
okays, gonna try dis a lá chiquita gremliña
wow!! ai needs to ask tessm to make a geek hat wif propellar on it so i can send you!! ai iz trooooleee impressssed…. ai will lissen wen ai is at home…….schmooo
Ooh! Grate idear! tessm is always looking for new gift idears.
Didja see teh people catchy thingy she did? It’s animatificated and everything!
is berry cyooot…….. ai am lurving dose gifs! (pun intended)
I has alreddy suggestified Mt. McKinley as a gift. Teh 16-ownse mocha wif extry spresso and teh peepul catchy thingy was my idears also. I get a discount when I send them!
LOL, I suggestified a ‘Get Owt of Debreefing Free’ card!
Ooh! I’m glad u did. I thinked of that too but forgot to rite it down. Stoopy brane.
cud be challingeee finding a grafix to go wif sum ob dems…..
Teh people catchy thingy was teh hardest. First, hadda finger out what they is called IRL. Then hadda spend two weeks googling and getting distractified by sites wif pics of firemans and their, well, equipments.
Didjoo maek a lisst ob dose fyermens sites? Cud yu shaer dem wif us pls?? Priddee pls???
ooh – embedded!
The propellurhat from last nite wurked!!!
OOPS!!! MaryO!! You did it again!!
i think WP is toying with me…like Lucy wif futball and Charlie Brown…
*quik, grabs teh futball an runs awai berri fast……… so fast yew not eben see me!!*
Stranj – ai thot ai saw jamamkitty heer – an then there wuz a sudden breeez whooshing bai – an . . .there wuz no wun there!!
And MaryOspockn bee layin anna herz bak onna da gwound lukkin confoozoled … wear did dat ball goez??? Wuz dat a sighKlone?
wif a nap attak
but nawt on hims bakk
cut him sum slack.
butt nawt cut owt himz snak!
deeliber dat inna nice pack!
yay! I ar getting cheezburgers!
Bluesfan473 habs a nack
or gibing flack…
or in a sack…
or called Mack…
waytin fer a pome frum Jack….
dey r neber wack.
deyre alwais rite awn track…
heehee, dis iz fun!
wif lots ov tact
Do we lack a rack?
We ar nawt a sad sack!
Ohai, J4K – I wunted to thank yoo for teh chin skritches yoo sent for Dexter by way of booklion! Dexter verreh much enjoyd them. And booklion and I wer splayning to Mr. G hoo J4K wuz and hao yoo libbing in Micheegan an has lots kittehs. *gigglol* Mr. G duzzint noes so mush abowt this cheez-peep thing. I finks he thot we wuz maykin yoo awl up!
Ao noe! Itz taht way wif moast ov us, ai think.
Moast ov mai frenz just luk at me. . .an smyol jentlee.
An ai’m glad Dexter N Joyed teh chin skirtches!!
Oh nose — you losted ur Rack?? Dat bee a berry sad fact!
I has deh same cushion cuver, it ar frum IKEA
Oh wat a byootiful morning
Oh wat a byootiful dai
I hab a byootiful feeling
Dis b mah cheezburger dai!
Ther’z a burger of cheez in teh meddow.
Ther’z a burger of cheez in teh meddow.
That burger’z as hi as an ellyphunks’ EYE!!
And it luks lyke it’s rising kleer up to teh sky!!!!!! Oh . . . .
Gremlin’n'Romeow FTW !!
wat a beayteemus song..tankye!
*slow eye-blinky*
*slow eye-blinky rite bak*
Ohai, OtherMother – I duzzint noes if we has met! Aym Gremlin! *holds owt frendly orinj paw of frendship*
I clikkied on yor bloo naym but teh linky is nawt going ennywhar. Yoo mite want to update teh Website URL for yor profyle page if yoo habbing wun. Duz ye has kittehs? Hao menneh?
@@@@@ fer Romeow an gremlin!
Thankye! I wuz yoosing mah best Curly voyce from Oklahoma! Wher is Maus? I thot he’d joyn in with teh neggst verze!
I lets George London sing it for us . . .
t*endrils twirl to da toon*♪
Wow! Lookie whut I did! Mah linky imbedded teh Yootoob klip, just lyke yors did yestiday! *faynts frum eggsitemint*
And yoo kawlinged me chiquita gremlina! *gigglols halplessly, falls down and goes boom*
here”s a few extra tildethingycaek for a laet weeding, erm wedding prezzie:
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Aw – just what I wanted and needed! Thanky soo mush!
*gits a tilde owt, slaps it akross teh flor with a hyoog orinj paw* Tildes ar toys – ooh, hao phun! *gits anuther wun, slaps it akross teh flor too*
OBNP kitteh’s mama: Well, when is teh rest of yoo gitting up?
OBNP kitteh: De-tayls, de-tayls. . . .
Dis kitteh is jus doin yowga
-yowga- tiz teh sownd ai makes steppin awn a hocked up hairball – Yow! GAH!!!
*snert*
LOL, I meen yo-ga. Iz so relacksing
Tawk tew teh tayle cuz teh hed is sleeepie.
Ai don finkso – luukit dem iyz.
Aifink kitteh is settin teh nap-attak trap. Luuk, hyoomin – ahm awl sleepy heer awn teh bed (fwip-fwip) wiff no energeez tu get up adn du nuffin (fwip-fwip). Den as soon as ur gard is daon, pownse! Got ur fingers oar teh sokk u wuz gonna put awn.
Is an ambush in teh wayting, aifinks.
Ah! *nods hed* Teh dredded fwip-fwip tayl/napping kitteh ruse! I has eggsperienced that befoar and has teh skars to proov it! *holds owt arms with kitteh skratches onnem* Not a lot and not verreh fresh, mynd yoo, but aym defelinitely a markt wumman!
Gud moring 2 u, gud mornng 2 u, wi’r awl in owl places, wif brite shining playces! Wu eber, eber sed that shud be put in a deep, deep hole an neber neber seen agin……….. Morning is not niec!
ai admitz, ai r nawt a mornin puurson eivver
At teh nurfing hoem, dey grab me up and put mai slippers socks awn and then its downwerds the day is dat whey it goes teh rest of the day. *sigh* *can opener sownd* Tiem foar lunch. Tawk to u later!
poo babbeh — hee luks lik hee tryed ta get up butt (!!) den fellz onna heem fase!
butt (!) hee ment tew dew taht
yepperz — plannered it jest rite sew heems chinnnychinchin fells rite own da hoominz nicee folded kleenz klothes!!!
Eebin tayl nawt kwait awayk. Lukz liek it b heddin bak daon fr moar zzzzs.
*luks kloser, nods hed*
Teh shpirit is willink. But teh tayl is week week week!
lazy kitteh dont wanna wake up
* YAWN * Ai has bin up AWL dai… but but but ai is steel nawt awake yet…
Oh, sonambulist, eh?
or narcoleptic?
somnambuleptipig?
If u kin get thru ur day wiffowt rillee waykin up – why bovver rillee waykin up?
*stumblols in an fawls flat lyk kitteh in pikshur*
Ohai… we taked teh babycats tu humaun sosietee fur shots an dewurming an fings. Eva got chekkeded ober bai teh vet-teechur whu waz awn tuday (her awl gud!!!). Her waz berry gentul, ai lyk her lots, but Eva nawt berry happeh bowt it. Gess ai shudda taked Eva back n forf tu skool wif me, tu, coz Cory nawt minded teh trip atawl. *sigh* Pore Eva, her gunna haz a skared awn Caturday, eben tho ai sending her wif own carriur an own blankee an own stuffd tigrrr an own toys so her haz teh familyar stuffs. But her recober fast, we onlee been hoam a few minits an her playing.
Ai hazza wornd owt, coz had 4 owrs uv classis befoar taht!
Eva bee goon to herz furreber homez on Caterdae? Datz a good dae furr a kitteh to doo dat ifinkso!!
Does u or UK & PC has some Rescue Remedy to take along in case Eva has a freak-out? I buyed some for when I gotted Zoe and it was almost a 2-hours car trip back home. She didnot need it but I’m glad I brang it all teh same.
*adds tu list uv fings ut get*
Dexter injoyd owr vakayshun cabin last week but he did nawt lyke teh 4-howr drive ther. I wishes I had had sumthing to kalm heem down. Mebbe neggst tyme I buyings this. Has yoo tried it and duz it wurk?
Poor Dexter. On teh drive bak he did beddur, but on teh drive up – he shed, he merowled, he caterwauled, he panted, he hyperventilated, he krawled arownd trying to find a way out of teh kar, he shed summoar. I did hav a karrier but did nawt put heem in it bekaws I wunted heem to hav akkssess to lidder boks (in trunk) if he had mergensea. He wuz awlreddy shedding, but teh floof he released wuz *legendary*. I felt lyke I wuz wayring teh full kitteh fuzz awl over me by teh tyme we arrived. Srsly!
AWW… {{{{Dexter}}}}
and {{{{Dexter’s hoomins}}}}
is teh Rescue Remedy the same as Feliway? Tehy make a Feliway spray that supposed to halp keep them calm, u spray it in the carrier a few minutes before you get ready to put teh kitteh in…
I has nawt tryinged enny of these things. When Gremlin used to travel with us, he’d just go into teh karrier and go to sleep! No karrying on at awl! Then agin, he wuz mush older when he began his whirld travels. Grem was around 12 when he took to teh road life; Dexter is just 1. It mayd me feel reely bad – well, truly awful – to see heem so misrible. On teh way hoem, he kryinged less, but still lukt misrible. At wun poynt I lookt bak at heem trying to sleep on a blanket in teh bak seet, and he wuz just drooling and lukking sad and sorry – and okkayshunally gayv off a horrible playntiv liddl mew. (Which is beddur than teh katerwauling in sum ways, and in uther ways so much sadder and moar halpless!) We felt lyke “bad hoomans.”
Yesh, I hasta take Cannolli for a vet checkup tomorrow morning. *sigh*
he is gonna be so unhappy! an I can’t stand teh sad mewing!
Oh Gremlin!! Wehn ai wuz mooving to Italee frum Karlsriuhe – long taim ago – tuk TWO DAIZ then – mai kitteh (Fred) meowed plaintiflee AWL THE WAY!!!!!!
But he wuz reelee OK – an lubbed me eneway.
Pore Dexter. But him wudda been moar mizrabul if yu leeved him behind!!
Aifinkso yungr be bedder.
Eva haz been in owr partmint preddy much her hole 9 weeks, sept wun uvver trip tu get nawt-sekkund vaksinayshuns. Her berry confidint lil kitteh, but her nawt so happeh bowt trabellings.
Cory beened back n forf tu skool wif me since him 3 weeks old, an him nao 7 weeks. Him nawt be az oberall confident as Eva, problee coz him had ruff start, but him haz no problem atawl inna car. Him waz trying tu get Eva tu play, an her waz tu nerbus tu, so him played bai self an tehn fawled asleep!
Izza lessun heer, aifinkso.
I used teh Rescue Remedy on Liam when he was getting eardrops but in order to give him teh remedy I already had to wrap him in a towel and he was already upset. But it seemed to halp a little.
My store has something called EasyTravel that might be usefuls. I has not used it myself, though. U might also look at PetCalm</a. on that site, which I *has* used and it halped calm teh kitteh but it wasn't in a travel situation.
I sended some links but they will take a while to post. U can go to kthxbuy dot com and look up both EasyTravel and PetCalm. I has used the latter but not for travel.
Duz yu finking it mite halp BOM_MOMME’s kittehs when teh gnu goggie come tu lib wif tehm, LCB? *pondurs*
It might be worth a try. There is a 1 year moneys back guarantee if it doesn’t.
*adds tu list uv products tu recommending tu peeps axing fur halp*
*sends messij tu bom abowt it*
Hmmm… mabye u could be a guest columnist for kthxbuy? Axe teh vet assistant? At teh vry least, we could mabye exchange links?
*luks askance at a cupple uv teh produkts* Uh, ai trais tu be opin-minded, an ai berry in favur uv natural stuffs, but… purrtekshuns frum panleuk an calici? Taht making me nerbuss. Nawt su much teh ingreedients in sum lyk belladonna an nux vom, cauze ai gno tehy be distilled a gazillion times, but ai hazza nerbuss bowt ennyfing taht sez it halps wif prevenshun uv panleuk an calici.
Ai nawt gno enuff bowt homeopathic stuffs tu gib useful ansurs fur taht, but ai fink we cud mebbe wurk a fing owt az far as uvver stuffs.
Is awlwaes handee in caes teh peepuls has a freekowt, tu.
*sigh*
Dis sposid tu bees wif teh Rescue Remedy commints.
Hai.. you haz hook dare in back… wai did dai lay you flat to dry? It makez you hair all flatz on tummeh.
Dis kitteh tale iz fotoshopping to stae up, ifinkso!
This is me in the morning. Right down to the ginger fuzz.
OMG liek dis be mai kitteh Mistah Orange! Thanx all u guise!!
O ya and dis be de origunul deeveeasun 4 da pik: http://beika.deviantart.com/art/Orange-Tail-65453204
Thass egg-zakly hao Ai feelz…ebry d*mn day! Dat kitteh lukz 2 yung to have 2 git flat alla tiem, but Ai sendz minny huggz 2 ebrywun hoo feelz liek dat 2.
Day sez “Owld aij iz nawt 4 sissyz!” But wotz teh alturnativ?
Sry. Havin badd day….
Iz reddy for thermometer?
Ohmeegawsh it be a kwote fwom “missus pettigru livz 4 a dae” i luvz dat muvi!