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Conga RATS on yur nawt-sekund!! In onner uf de wurms (hoo hav been skweezed owt of dere hoals by dis furree introoder), mai ai sujest a tekeela partee? (Yes, ai NOES iz onlee mornin cawfee tiem heer in TTI, ai iz in rebelys moud!!)
ai spoze we cuds put teh tekeela werms in teh lemmingade?
Yeeeehaaaaa! An her givez a rebel yell, an cries moa, moa, moa! Thnx Lovecat. U can haz teh honor uf nommin teh worm.
Hoorae!! Wurms awl arowd, aifinkso, in da netz dere be moar wurms dan tekeela shawts, so plentee fer lemmingade too!!
*hic*
Aih luv gummee wurmz. I can haz wiff tekeela?
*hands madamz sum gummee wurmz in all colors and flavurs*
oooooo! ai can has gummis two? teh wuns frum teh jermanee are teh bestest!
*puts gummis in her lemmingade*
yum!!
*gibs mugglemary a bag of hur bery own gummee worms in all froot flavurs*
Ohai Upfi!
Hao u dooin?!
Ai is fine, FluffyB! Ai feels a bit full cos ai nommed a bit mush for lunch, butt (snerk) otherwais I’m as happi as can be.
{{{{Upfi}}}}
Ai hopps ur tummy feels beta soon!
Ohai, Upfi! I can haz sum gummis? Nawt wif tekillya or lemmingaid tho. Hao abawt sum hawt tee?
Ob coarse you can has sum gummis! Here, habs sum gummy bears and gummee worms and liquorice snails and marshmallows …
*puts out bowl of sweets for awl to share*
Before shopping for this year’s baffing suit . . . use handy test device tew see hoa beeeg butt haz gotten. Only avalabul on TV. $19.95 elebentee muniez.
can i has?
kitteh habbin wayyyy tew mush fun!
conga ratz, madamz! haz we mets? good jawb on nawt sekkund. ai hab sum lemmingade heer, an sum kukkees!
Thnx an Ohai mugglemary. Aim alwaz heer lurkin, watchin teh kittehs. Dis one sooo purrrty an playful.
Ooooh, how nice of u to cums out of teh lurking shadows! Is awlways gud to meet gnu cheezfrenz.
*extens floofee paw in greeting* ohai! glad yoo sedd sumthin so ai cud meetchoo!
Kyoot! Gibs a whole knew meening tu teh wurd “Bonkers”.
*bonk bonk* 
Get et? Krazee adn *bonk* (smaking sumfing).
Get… et?
*sigh*
Nevvur mind. Ai’ll go drink mai medz nao…
TeeHee. We nawt suffer frum insanity. Wii rather enjoyz et, aifinkso?
oh yesh we do!
Ohai madamz adn siobhan!
{{{{madamz}}}}
Conga Rats adn Shoe Laces on ur nawt sekkund!!! Ai hadda fjew sips ob teh tekila, so nao ai am konvinsed dat ai am teh bestest tap dansir i teh wurld!
Mai tap-dansing skillz, let mii show u dem:
Tapity Tap Tap Tap
Tapity Tapity Tap Tap
Tapity Tap Tap Tap
Tapity Tapity Tap Tap
Tap Tap Skip Jump
Ta-Da!
{{{{siobhan}}}}
Iz teh burfee-Girl!!! HAPI HAPI BURFEE!!! Ai left u a msg on ur profyl! As a tokin ob mai frenship, ai wil do u teh favur ob nawt singing fur u, fur teh simplol reesun dat ai doan want u oar aniiwun els tu hab ear/hearing prolims!
*sits down wiffakwikness – mouf full ob gummiworms and a tikkillashot inda hand – waiting wif baited breff tu see were Fluffy lands dat ski jump…
will it be a cheezland rekkurd?
will de landing be purrrrfekt?
or will Fluffy realise mid-ayr that she is weering skates and not skis – an dat de ice rink from de trebble burfday party dis winturr now has been turned into a lovly lagoon filled wif dolfins and mannatees?!?!*
O teh hugh manatee! O teh porositee! O teh wet!!!!!!
*… Butt(!), unbenownst tu Nennepus, FluffyB iz awais purrpaird adn aktivates teh turbow… boostur… flying-mekanisem-thingy dat seh had bilt innu hur skis dat wur aktually skates, in kais ob an emurginsee (wich happins surprisinglee offin). Seh misses teh watur bye a hare (wich hadda beeg skair adn swamawaiwifakwikniss) adn landid saiflee on teh rokz on teh uddur syd*
*aha – butt (snikr!) – FluffyB wussint aware of was dat wut she fought wus a sayf rock tu land on – wus akshulleh a tramplololeen…
As she landid sayflee – on the tramploline – and bouncid bakk up inda sky!!! landid sayflee – on the tramploline – and bouncid bakk up inda sky!!! landid sayflee – on the tramploline – and bouncid bakk up inda sky!!! landid sayflee – on the tramploline – and bouncid bakk up inda sky!!!landid sayflee – on the tramploline – and bouncid bakk up inda sky!!!*
Bownsie Bownsie Bownsie!!!
Iz fun! Ebrywun shud do dis!!
Skweeeee!!!!!
Ooooh, ai almost missed it! Happi burfday, Siobhan!
*brings out a huge Sachertorte wif candlols awn it*
*brings out a pot of Viennese cawfee*
*lays table for awl cheezpeeps*
*puts a bowl of Mozart balls out*
Cum, let’s have a partee in siobhan’s honor!
Champagne for awl!!! And a magnum wun for de burfday gurl!!!
Happytails burfday tu you Siobhan!!!
and in honno of ur recent trablols tu my corner of the wurld – heer is de norbegian burfday song – singed by an rather infamous ladee – now departid from dis urf, who had a dream of makin hur own rekurd… she calls hurselfs a “Lyrical alto…”
uhm… U are hereby warned
(in all seriusiteh – she did maek a komershul for a norwegian brand of orinj (BNP) soda pop wif dis song…)
Hoppy burfday Siobhan!!!
Ai surtinlee doo!
PS FluffyB, ai enjoied yur joak! Wai nawt add a wurm tu yur meds? Cud be intristin?
>snerk< ai enjois ebbree minnit ob it!
oooooo! meds! ai can has sum?
*puts meds in lemmingade*
Yum!!!!!
Ohai MM! Ob corse u kin hab sum ob mai medz. Dey do gow grate wif teh lemminaid, butt(!) pleez tu nawt drink et tu mush wifakwikniss, oar u wil eevur nawt b feelin beli gud oar nawt b rememburring mush fur a wile.
Charming, which is un-surprising. = ] Of particular interest is the music- be you so kind as to share the artist’s & album’s & song’s name? Kitty please?
Wow! Is he part parakeet, or possum?
Or bat? Morning, DR!
I *lolmost* recogmonize thoz spots-pattrn… what kinds o’ kitteh is that?
Lemmeh see..nope. Hoomin still luk stoopid frem dis angle.
I love his little foot sticking out.
ʇsod sɥıʇ pǝǝɹ uɐɔ
ɥǝʇʇıʞ uʍop ǝpısdn
*hed asplodes*… that’s awsum!
*blinks in sooprise* how yu do dat?
Kyoot, but nawt qkite lolabul.
No kin c vidie-ohs. i clik on leenk, paig chengez, but no vidie-oh. no bocks. no arroh. wers yet, no kittehs.
wat u do rong?
Pretty sure it’s a marble-patterned Bengal – like I have
omg this is funny
ohai ebrywun… ai fink dat kitteh iz mebbe bengul.
whutz kitteh gotz en hiz pawzerz whin hez downsydddup? izzita huncka shreddurd carpit-chunx hangen offa de unnersyd ob da shelff? or izzit sum uver toi? ai kantel frum heer.
is that a savanah cat?
what kind of cat is that? does anyone know?
Mah kitteh duz that! in factz, all seven of mahn do!
Can anyone tell me what the music is?