Mike soon regretted the day he swallowed a magnet.
nawt gud 2 swallow hangerz either.
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By not being on this Stoopy Conference Call wif The Stoopy Soots talkin’ ’bout Stoopy Stuff taht will cause Rework and Wasted Effort…
*shaerpins poyntee enz caerfowlly*
redde wen u r! lemme at em!
*callz hur rabbed weezlols tew order* Redy when yoo are!
*Brings in a 50-gallon drum of Ebil Stoopy Repellant®*
Ready, Bro!
CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!!
oooh shoppin! I can has gift wif purr chase?
an itsy bitsy one, praps.
Eensy-weensy!!!
*bites DK’s eer*
OW!!!
Hey, ai fot yoo wernt into teh eer nibblol fingie!
did i nibblol?
Hmmm, yoo cna has a poynt dere.
*gibs Leeza a wet willee n runsoffwibaqwikness*
Wii has a ruum jus foar teh stoopy soots in teh noo
Stoopy soots/ExBF/GF bashing and blastifiing range. If wii eber get teh purrmits tu opun…iz awlmoast redeye foar teh grand opuning.
Teh blasitfier range iz dun, aifinkso red iz finished wif teh dunge.. gaem room. Teh catz uf nine tayles iz heer. Teh orynj kittehs in teh showur iz reddee.
Wii jus haz tu haz teh helf inspectur duz teh walk fru.
Is dat helf inspektur gonna bees warin a soot?
Wii can onlee hoep!
Jus remememeber dat wii doan want annione tu nom…er.. atack da helf inspectur purrsun till abter da papurrz is signed.
Ai kin be inspecktur???
wot wus teh attrakshun?!
Pffffft! Hoo’s teh posh bint, in teh beeg hat? An wot’s she doin steelin mai commets?!
Ai fink she addz a tutch uv class 2 teh purrseedins!
yesh, i allus likes to see her!
O hai, Mawweeeoo! Ai B coming 4 a bisit 2 my inlaws in a cuppol wks, in yore nekk ob teh woods…wii can has cheezmeet? Yes?
*crosses fingers on fluffy pause*
Be bakk layter!
sounds like fun! but first, answer me this qweschun one: is the spider of waterspowt fame “itsy bitsy” or “eency weency”.
Oooh oooh! I kno dis wun!! Mt. McKinly!!!
itsy bitsy aifinkso.
*tinytendrilstwitchopendatwapdoor*
Is “Insee Winsee” in TTI
Iz itsy bitsy in teh Yoo Ess Ay.
*tendrils trip teh latch on twap door*
oops, nightshayde be slidding doon da schuuuuuute… don’t wrury, aer only itsybitsy spida”s doon dare….wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wher i come frum, in Arid Zona, i lurned it az Eensy Weensy. mebbee iz a rejunal fing. or long-standing fambly tradishun.
Aifink ai orijnally heard it (in New Mexico, USA) as “inky pinky” (as in “inky pinky pider”). But taht wz a looooong tyme ago, adn the person singing it may have been pushing teh envelope of “twee”-ness.
twoo, dat.
Az a kompromyse, haow bout insy bitsy or itsy winsee?
Kimkiwi – winnur ob teh Nobbil Peece Pryze for hurr werk in teh Warr of teh Winsee Bitsy.
Ai hayte wen mah butt getz stuk.
u knows, they do has stuff for that….
stuff fer 2 gits yer butt stuk? u meens chokklit?
Happee Birfday, siobhan!!
Heer hab sum nommy caek!!
ahem
*djuts 2 insyd boys*
Maed him 2 attraktib!
heddesk!
but (!) eventually everything came out all right
In teh end…
*facepaw*
In teh litter bawx….
hopes mama duzn’t uses teh medal kind uv skooper…
but taht wuld making it eezier to find.
*wishes it wuz taht eezy to see if penniez an legoz had maded it all teh way throo*
*refleks on teh joiz ob rayzing kids, or teh joiz ob having rayzed her kids to teh poynt wher tehy is (mostly) old enuff to not put fings in tehr moufs taht dont belong ther*
*debateable if hot pokkits belong in taht category, but wifowt tehm my kollij boi wuld prolly starv*
*realizes mind iz wandring an ends zommint*
*commint*, eben
That reminds me of a old Dave Barry thingy where he talks about how teh dotter of his fren Debbie ingested a piece from a “Operation” game. They paid a doctor elebenty-umpteen dollars just for teh doctor to say “she’ll poop it out”. Dave sed: If anybuddy deserved teh elebenty-umpteen dollars, it was Debbie.
yup, we wayted in teh emurjunsee rum an tehn had x-rays an evreefing only to be told “it’ll work its way throo, just watch for it to make shur.”
right.
(teh lego pieces were uncertin. he’d been chewing on teh assemblage, a peese wuz missing, we assumed it had been swallowed. but i nevver chekked to make shur ob taht, eever.)
butt (!) it maeks teh stretttttttchiz moar injoiublol!
Cauzed hiim to steek arownd lawnger!
*CLUNK!*
He speshilly had to be caerful arownd teh docks – teh fishyhooks wuz bad enuf, but wehn it caem to teh anchors…yowch!
Ai nos buncha Hoomins Wit magnetz in dey bottmz. Everytimz dey getz closer bi chirz dey sit!
So, is I teh only one that thot of teh LOST season finale??
Yesh.
eency. weency.
Itsy! Bitsy!
Tastes great!
less filling?
EEP!
mind meltered!
Again. Or still…
itsy bitsy!
Less filling!
One if by land!
42!
Mt. McKinlee??
♪teenee weeney yello polka dot tankini
An shee wor it for teh nawt-seccud time tewdai!
Mt. St. Helens!
i’z nebber watchded taht, eben tho i reely want to…
kitteh does deh sun salutashunz
Duz tihs make mai butt (he he) luk big???
*Deer-in-headlights look on face*
Um… um… Of course not!
Yew luk faaabulus!
dis tones Ur butt
an makes it luk cute!
oh noes! NAWT downwurd goggie!!
(singing)
Sticking to the dock by the bay…
*takes fingerz out of eerz* Ohai LCB!
Get ur fingers out of those ears. U doesn’t knoes whare those ears has been.
U can has my ear today. My rite ear is all cloggified up. I has a cranky.
EWW!
aww {{{LCB}}} *patpatpat*
*hands LCB toob ob fizzy stuff taht unclogs eerz*
a seltzer bottlol?
Yew better kep tat away frum Maus!
*gibs LCB sum plastik eggsplosib*
Dis’ll unclog yore eers quickly.
win!
*lidle kiks inna durt wif tow*
Butt (!) naow Mike hazza magnetik purrsonalitee!
Mah noo buttskritchur
nawy sew kunveeneeyent, akshulee.
Unfortunately, Mike didn’t see the “Wet Paint” sign either…
Oh noes!
I guess he’ll be singin’ the “I Got the Blue Butt Blues”…
♪♫ Bloo MOOOON…. ♫
*heddesk*
Maus yu still heer?
heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! inklooding two long-time cheezfrenz, Siobhan an SweetMotherOfMars!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh froot an wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif Magnit Discobery Sience Kits (plz not to be eeting) in handy dekorated ciggar storage boks, plushie bebbeh zombie dollz, kandeez, an sparkly bug stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Hippo Birdy 2 ewes SMOM and Siobhan!!!!
*frows cweenfetti, blos paper unrollee typ ob horn*
Happy birfday, Siobhan and SMOM!
*takes kit, discovers science, claims it for Portuglol*
*startz singin happi birfdai* Happi birfdai tew yoo, yoo belong in teh zoo….
Grr, tat wz supposted tew be unner BF’s comment.
♪♫U ax lyk a munky adn smells lyk 1 2!!!♫♪
Yay! Happi birfdais SMOM an Siobhan!
Ware is SMOM???
she never commints anymore… *pout*
Well Happy Birfday anyway, if you is lurking, and to you to Siobhan!!
aweeee fan-q burfday fairy adn awl da gweat peepz of cheezladn
*hans ober da wonnermus zer-o kal-or-ee virchual caek wib extra creem adn sum berry yummeh chokklit marteenies 2 goes wib et to da cheezpeezps*
adn hawpeeh burfday to you sweet mother of mars.
Happy Birddai siobhan! Mannee happi returns!
Happeh happeh birfday, SMOM an siobhan!!!
Ai hopes yu haz a wunnerful day an an eben bedder yeer!!!!
Bi for nao cheezfrenz!
C ya l8r ally g8r,
affer wile crokadial.
Doan get wize bublol ais
ai’m teh baws aplol saws
*shayks hed*
Ware dat cum frum??
*fliez in owt of breff*
I has had teh bizzy wif menne fings: dotter graduating from commyoonitee collij, huzbin graduating from law skool, in-laws bisiting 2 week-week-weekends in a row, and lawts ob gardening, cleaning & such.
Ohai cheezfrens! Jest stawping bai for a kwik “ohai”.
.
Have not had much thyme to bisit here is cheezland
.
Next week shud be kwieter, and ai will be able to bisit moar.
*runsawfwifakwikness*
*hed spins*
Did anyone get teh lisense of that focks?
Ai did, wanna see teh pickshur? Amazinglee gud fur a license.
Waz it arrtistic license?
Ai swallowed a magnit won thyme tu… well, akshully, ai wus FED a magnit won thyme.
Oh, taht remynds meh… has anee won seed LCB reesuntlee?
“teh iron is gud fur yu, GP” she sed…
* slow, sad hedshake *
aifinkso, she lieks tu cawl me Debbie so is nawt liek eet is me she is abyoosing… uh huh, yesh. * nod nod *
*sputters*
Abusing? ABUSING??? Remindify me: Who was it that refused to answer to GP or Guinness Piggeh or even Phlonquais and insisted that everyone call him Debbie? Hmm? And who was it that was bragging about how he could eat anything, even a maganet, and pouted until we bet against him? Hmmm?
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Err… Umm… Err… Mick?
I’ll give u another hint. Who swallowed teh magnet, won his bet and then spended all teh moneys on pork scratchings?
And who did we stick to teh roof of teh car and take to teh emerjunsees room for magnet removification? Hmmm?
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Err… Um… Err… Scrooge McPig? No! lolpigburglar?
Hm, I has heard of something called ‘Littlol Debbie’…
Coninky dink? I fink not.
Inee cheezpeeps in Dallas? I heered Debbie was dere, doing…well, um……….oh dots!
ooohhh dots!!!
Always wif teh complaining.
And that wasn’t thyme. It was Mick’s Secret Seasoning Micks.
but but but ai yoosed eet in teh cheelee con carneh!!!
O, teh Hyooge Manatee!
That’s not all u putted in ur chili con carny. U putted:
Applols dipped in caramel
Bearded lady
Cotton candies
D…
Deh Dongul
Elolfant Eers
Fline Fokses
G…
Games of chance
Hoochie coochie dansers
Icky things in jars
J…
Jooolry
Klide skop
Lemmings
M…
Merrygoround horsemeat
Not-too-honest peeps
Oily fronsch fries
P…
Pinneh Gigs
Quais ob teh phlon tipe
Rudebarb
S,,,
Prunes,
bar-bee-Q,
Ranch dressin,
S……
Manz eeting lyons
Nommy hawt roastud peenuts
Orangytang furz
P….
ohai GP! how has yew bin? Did ai miss teh nawt-sekkund broadcast of yer show?
Ohai GC! PFFT! Mai stoopy hoomin is habbing teh stoopy pleh ebil reel lyfe syndrome rite nao… Adn juss coz HE is teh grumpeh, AI is nawt aloud tu plai!
pfft… teh show must go on… soon… plz tu sit awn teh edge ob yur seet adn hold yur bref. Fankies.
*tries holding bref*
ppppfffffttttttt!!!
Hay, hoos bref are yu holding?
errr, ai ackshewwally dont know!
*loks around for blu cheezpeeps*
Mrrrphmumblesquimfff!
Brefe Maus, brefe!
ohai GP! if u haz swallowed a magnet, duz that meen u will attract teh shinee fings? kinda lyke a mettal detektur? mebbe LCB wuz gunna swing u round by teh tayle and see whut u collekt!
*imagines LCB swinging GP threw teh ayr*
:D 
:D (ai canna decide!)
* hydes wib a kwikness *
sowwy GP!!! well, is teh magnet, um,
errr,
out of yew?
gotta run! ebil meetinks are calling!
* sticks magnit in gammacat’s pockit *
Like I would do something like that. Hmph.
Besides, not much tail there so it’s hard to keep a good grip while swinging.
Hay! Stawp lukking at mai… umm… tayl liek taht!
Tayl too short- try holding de leg and swinging…
Legs purtee short too – maybee by teh eer?
*startz swingng GP bi teh tail* *lotza munneys an jewlolriez cum flinin outta nowher* Kewls!!!!
**piks up munneys an jewlolriez wif a kwikness**
Ahem.
Hay yu put dat liddlol piggeh down! Himz alredee been aboosed!
*GP’s tail flies outta ETP’s hans* *GP lands on LCB wif a beeeg CRASH ob munneys an jewls* Oh noes!!!
*Snaches up munneys wifakwickness*
* slow, sad hedshake *
Hao du ai end up in dese sitchooayshuns???
I think that in a previous life ur karma runned over a dogma.
*innocent luk wif beeg bambi eeys* It wuz all LCB’s ideea. Really!!
*activates teh asploding dye packets in teh stuffs ETP taked*
3…2…1…
KERSPLORTCH
*pouts* Hey…yoo kno pink an green an orange ar NOT mah colorz. *wipes diy off on LCB’s favorite hunnerd dollar towl*
itty bitty testing committee
*makes not to axe teh good folks at d’Beaker Labs to work on a piggeh centrifuge masheen*
Hay LCB an GP, ar yoo bolf heer tew disscus weddin planz??? *Runz an hides wifakwickness* *giggles*
Oh, ETP! Yu is getting teh married? Is taht wai Mick had a wash last week week week?
I has a happee fur yu tu!
NOOOOOOOOES!!!!! I iz tew yung tew be married! Yoo an LCB ar! I hav nawt eben MET tis mick purson! *Ebil luk* Yoo dun’t want tew meet mah rabbid weezlols, DEW YOO??
*Hopeful luk* Can I cum tew yur weddin???
O, EBT, donot worries. U’ll has plenty of time to get to know Mick after u marries him. Just rember to stay outta his lip creem and all will be (mostly) well.
pfft! Dose arr NAWT rabid weeslols! Dose arr NAWT eben weeslols! Yu has just put foam awn sum ferritts!
Mebbeh yu wud liek yu meet MAI weeslols? Dey is proplee rabid…
aym back from my pleh meetink! for sum reason ai has all this change and rings and watches…
O hai. Let me
appraisehold those for u.Dietaree iron, yur duing it rong…
Lols vewy funy i tink tats awsem
Magnets not vedy tasty!
ohhh, teh irony…
i hope you have a good life Mike
i really do =P
Best caption ever!
Cat: OMG MI BUTE IS STUC ON TEH CHAIRZ!!!!
this is so cute “i is a taco i is nutritious and tasty” (it’s on here somewhere look for the pic !!)
feels good man