hey bob look at dis
hey bob look at dis kebabs!
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birdeee noysis!!
like a bird onna wire, mebbe?
youtube.com/watch?v=9tHvVqeWPF8
okay, lessee if i can do this bloolinkee fing…
leonardcohenbirdonnawire
duzi twerk? ifinkso…
aifinbkso derez a gaem liek dat…
NOM!!
More like a candy necklace, if you ask me.
Awl liend up reddee
We gawn tu kuk dem awn da bra-b-q? haow lawn ? oh, just til da fevvurz iz gawn? nom!
Hau manii kanyu eet? Ai feelz kwyte peckish, akshulii.
Can I hab a sheesh kebab?
Whai? U nawt liek Heesh kababs?
Rong jenda.
@orinj kitteh – *Sheesh!* Dats uh lotta kebabs
**starts slicing pineapplolz and sortid bejitablolz**
Fowl kababs!
Barbeq!
Yummy!
Iffen teh birds eber tuch teh pylon wib wun fut when teh obber iz on teh power line, barbie-q iz ezactli what yu’ll hab.
YAY FURST and gimme SALAD!! And spicee sause
apperentlee not furst ._. meensies ;_;
*whispers* It is nawt a gud eye deer 2 claym dat u aer first – it’s `barrassin wen u aer rong! We doan’t liek 2 yooze teh “f” werd – we fink it iz moar purrlite 2 sai nawt sekund oar fruvest frum last. Plz 2 aksept dis as kindlee adbies, nawt kritisisum!
Ohai annipuss!
Fank u 4 eksplaaning was wee donut say teh “f” wurd so kyndlee. Ai hoep taht u r habing as mutch funz as teh kitteh in teh pikshur. U kan awlmost heer him liking himz chops.
*sneeks up on RvS adn pours a bottul ob hot sorse on dem*
aw solly, nao I z teenee bit barassed >._>
and fanksomutch fer teh sorse, wuz verree del… deli … tastee!
(so kyndofyoo!)
Burds! Onna steek!
ai weel keel dem!
♪ …dawt cawwwwwm ♪
I freezin tudai, how bout yu red?
Nawt freezin, but it haz been cool-ish 2day.
I still drove hoam wif teh windowz down an teh raydeo blastin.
I’d rathur be cool den hawt, tho.
Ifn I’m cool, I can put awn jakket.
Ifn’ I’m hawt, I nawt can tayk awf moar clothez wifowt peeplols complaynin.
I need 80 – 85 degrees wif sun tu make mii happi. Blood nevver thickened bak up frum livin wai down souf.
Az long az wii stays abuv 40*F I’m okay.
I lyk 75*F. Nawt too hawt. Nawt too cold.
oar getting a restid. Jale tiem du nawt want!
Butt, I’d meet sum kyoot poleesemens dat way.
sum dem mite be kyutez but beddur tu mete dem soshully. Dey spoze tu nawt be nais tu yu if yu insied.
Dat remynz me…. Wii wuz eetin at KFC awn Muthur’z Day an “The Streak” by Ray Stevens wuz playin awn teh muzak!
I nawt heered dat sawng in yeers. Wuz kinda weerd to heer it in teh chikkin restyrant, tho.
It’s nawt ober warm in TTI eever!
dats it, ayme movin tew TTI! it was in teh 90’s heer dis weekend!
ai agree wif red, tew hot is teh pleh! (hubby eggsact opposit *sigh*)
ohai, {{{{{{Gamma}}}}}Dat iz mux tu hawt fur libbing kum fur table.
Ohai annipuss!
U r habing a cheezmeet kumming up soon, no?
Mr Dibbler hyred yu? Poor rhsb, yu’ll recubber.
Teh burd is DED! It egg-zists no moar!
Ded burd
Hied teh car red!! Dem is waiting tu uze teh lavatory aifinkso.
Isn’t kebabs C-a-b-o-b-s?
Nawt 2 B ah speel fweek doh.
Ohai Blue!
Depends awn wut langwidg u r yuzing, oar borro-ing. Lawts ub peeps spel it kebabs. Tehy taast teh saam, ai finkso.
I skewer U an marinade U and call U nom
Gud wun, 2_k!
Ai mm tinkin dem flutterbirds iz mos funn when uz ketchum, an den ur mom uzs whirrrr-whirrr an makes kitteh fud frm cannes. thaz alzwhil she sweeptz up dem fleathers!
An swqeelz wen her siiz da dead birdie awn da porch.
Ai fink kitteh would rather hab cheez kabob….with burger and buns and onyums.
Kebababab wif niec marinade and vegimagimas….o yah…..wif moar chikins, burds, and cheezburger kebababs. MMMMmmmmmMMMMMM. Yuuuuuuuummmmm!!!1!
It bothers me when people think that they’re funny just because they use the name Bob. The same goes for the words ‘cheese’ and ‘pudding.’
What abowt chainsaw, weasuls, prunes, an enny refrins tu Gilligan’s Eye-land?
Depens awn wich Gilligan. Carol Gilligan’s Eye-land wud be awl abawt morol divelopmint. Hab to noe fur finail exam termorrow.
Wanna heer a funnee song? Lissen to Dis
Bob bob bob bobbobaran….bob bob bob bobobebab and moar bobs!
Yu gibbed me an eerwurm!!!!!!
Eerwurms? Moi? Wud a person wif a fayc like moi do dis to u?
PK – Be glad iz dat wun an nun of teh wuns dat been flotin arown in myhed 2day.
**Jes owt ob frame, uh murder ob crows fly by**
Bob: Dats nuffin’. *points* cawbobs.
Beddur den Cawbwebs?
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Sorry, I wuz reechin.
Cob korns? beddur? Mehbee?
Ohai, KCT! Iz gud to seeing u agin.
How u feline?
{{{{rhsb}}}} Fankies and am will be heer in the nurfing hoem in for 1 – 3 weeks but ai traiing to do best as feline as ai can. So glad to see u too!!!! Schmooooooo! *hedbonks & purrs*
{{{KCT}}}
Hmmm…
cawbweb – webbed feet – 3 feet in uh yard – yardarm – armed tew teh teef – teef grinding – grindhouse – house plant – plant some corn – corn cawb – cawb ob corn – cawb ob – cawbob
No, no, it works…really!
nao dats stretchin
{{{NC}}}
U has teh emayo, my fren.
I fink dey ar ceeder waxwings?
What kind of bird is that anyway?
Ohai Charlene,
Tehy luk a liddul leik Cedar waxwings, ai finkso.
I think they might be Bohemian Waxwings, actually: they have the Bohemian’s black throat-patch, and lack the Cedar’s yellow underbelly. (The throat-patch is most clearly visible on the one above the cat’s head, and the one on the lowest wire closest to the cat.)
Some pretty images of both:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Bombycilla_cedrorum
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Bombycilla_garrulus
Him is a “kebab” cat!!1!
EFP fo Kittee
(Electro- Fried Pidgeon , like KFC)
Nao kitteh nt tuch powur lyn!!11! u gt elektrakutd! :O
tippi hedrin kitteh has stranj feelin ob dejah voo
ooooooh, nice Bohemian Waxwings. Keps yer kittehs indorz, plz!
mai pweshus
I dunno…the first thing *I* thought of was ‘oh wow…lookit alla the TITS!’
‘Cuz they look like titmice to me…..
i smell photoshop!!! picture doesn’t look natural… fore ground vs. background. and along the hair line on the right edge of the cat? anybody else see it? kapshun iz luhjit tho! ^_^
i looked up something random on google and got this. so this is the one in a million. for me at least