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where were hiz pants?
an who wuz dat mysterious kitteh wif the red boa?
Call fer teh Jawz uf Lif! Save me!
I nawt sur why he has nawt torn teh heck owta teh paper, franklee.
Mebbe cuz teh noospaypurr iz SOOOOO hevvy?
Wii used to playse toob sok awn kitteh’s bak. Ifn hur knu it wuz dere, hur wud walk funnee, lyk it wayed elebenty tuns.
Ifn hur nawt knu it wuz dere, hur wud walk nermallee!
kiteehs dont need now stinkin pants!
Nobudy needs stinkin pants. Cleen wuns, maybe. Butt it iz nawt that yet needs them, its dat yet want to be deccently attired when tawking to teh policemans.
Hoo caers after the parteh…and now all borked and now wif borked leg (ps borked by falling not by parter r such) and now in happee pills….wwwweeeeeeee
I’m nawt as think as yoo drunk I am!
*hic*
I chekd adn teh disko woz still set up.
yew now from eggsperiants?
btw, how are yew KCT, besides verra happee?
Yew did reply tew carosue’s commint, gammacat. An hao iz yew?
not bad! glad dat mundaine is over, but nawt looking forward to jogging this evening!
how are you?
Okay. I still has a cold. *sneezes* What iz yew doink?
bwess yew!
aym finishin up werk! *sigh*
{{gammacat}}
{{{{gammatcat}}}}} Glad to see u. Iz OK. In a nurfing hoem for abowt 1 -3 weeks. Happee to see mai frens like you too!
U has happee pillz? Wud u plz to sharing dem? I needz a happee.
I gonna soo Mikky D’z cuz I gotted a Happee Meel an it nawt werked.
Yoo shur it was a happi meel,an nawt a mellon-collie meel?
Mebbe I aksidentlee buyed it wif “mad munnies”.
can someone on here please tell me why its necessary to speak like you’re five? im honestly confused, here…. no offense (well, not too much) but its kinda sad…
Cuz iz fun to be sillee sumtymes.
Wat iz dis sumthymes ob wich yu speaketh?
We do caus it’s fun. Have you red any ov teh LOLs on dis site? Iz teh sam kinda speekings. An, “no offense (well, not too much)” iffen yoo don’t lyke it, don’t reed it.
Bekus to do it rite yew need extensib knowledge of teh Engerlish langwidge and a sensa humer. Iffn yew has bof dose fings yu can has lots of fun. Iffn yu cant see dat it is teh fun, yu will nawt play heer, so it is selecktive behavyer dat makes shur the fokes heer is compateble wif eech odder. Iz nawt sad, is bonding behavyers which results in teh happy peeps. Has yu red dis far? Okay, I goes on. Dis iz alzo an evolvin kulture wif a histeree and a sens uf comradship diffikult to develope inna reel wurld. I figgure dere is elebenty doctorates an a kuple thouzand papers in dis site alown, iffn yu want to annalyze it. Ur us.
*starts applying for grants and fingering out a way to get teh moneys wifout havening to akshully rite a paper*
Yoo can “borrow” a papper, LCB.
Ur rite!
*borrows paper wif kitteh-shaped hole innit, submits it for peer review*
*peers at paper*
Luks gud to mii, LCB.
Thx! And thx for not peeing on my paper also.
Taht iz peer presshur!
Plz to not press on my paper. kthxu’llsmudgeit
Plz to figgerin how I can has munnies too. I wanna go to skool inna Fawl.
Scholarshipz? Grants? Studint Loans
Bank robbery? Extortion? Insurance fraud?
Lottery winnins? Sugar-Daddy? Pole Dansin?
I knoes! I be reberse strippur!
I go owt fully dressed, an gibs dem a “peek” at wuts unnerneeth.
Den I say, “Ifn I nawt see sum munnies, itz comin awf!”
I alreddy menshunned teh extortion.
Bake sale? Off-track betting? Counterfeiting?
Blackmail? Beggin? Street Musician/Dancer?
Amway selling? Yard sale? Volunteer for medical spearmints?
omai iz dat a tr—???? *kwiklee hugs rhsb, ETP, carosue and LCB*. cmon, letz go tew teh braykruum fer cayk – and ai fink dere’s nip tew! *skampers awf tew find cayk, and ignore teh ebil troll*
ummmm! Kake!
*goes wif UK wifakwickness* Thx UK. *trows cayk at teh t..r…o…l..l*
Oops!
Pleaz don waste the cayk! I wuz gonna nom dat!
Dun wurry carosue. In cheezland we neber run outta cayk! *hands carosue a biiig pice* Enjoy!! *nomnomnom*
*wipez teer frum eye*
*raises paw in spirit of solidarity*
dat was so bootiful
Well sed, carosue!!!
*claps feelers for applause*
to make boring little posters ask questions.
hohohohohohohoho! good wun, dawnkee!!!
{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{carosue}}}}}}} fur teh wonnermus eggsplanashun
{{{{{{{rest ob teh cheezfrenz}}}}}}}just cause
*skips off to brakerum fur kake*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Conga-ratz-chew-laces!! Tawp spot!
fank yew fer the rat chewed laces!
Dis kitteh haz a grimace on hiz fais.
Dis iz becawz last night iz naw being played in high defnishun in ebery kitteh’s home in an elebenty mile radyus.
i doesnt get it.why kitteh in newzpayper an mdonulds cup??
I dunno wy teh kitteh’s owner did tat, but teh capshun is the kitteh got drunk last nite. LOL
Partee wuz on the cheep, BYO and lasted late intew the nite. Teh effort to rouse the folks wif cheep coffee was unsuccessful. But we cheked the paper an we wuz not in it, so it is safe to go home nao.
But… but… teh *kitteh* is in teh paper!
Snerk! So tru. But who sud rekonize him wif teh kup on hiz hed?
Yah, himz in-cawg-neato.
yesh, incasp… incaspu…invzible.
A cup ob imbiz… indibiz… nawt seeing?
Whut checkz? No checkz innz payper, jest tiepe an picturs!
i starteng to get teh feeling it was not teh kitteh taht gawt drunk last nite…
ai tinks dis kitteh been tortured
Oh noes!
get. meh. OUT!!!
aym amazed teh kitteh sat still for the pikshur!
GMTA, gammacat.
*Whipurrs* Wht dus GMTA meen??
Grate Minz Fink Alyk.
Kewlz! I lyke it.
i’z nawt luvving it
**snerk**
Gud wun, missy.
LOLZ! @@@@@!
McDonalds Cup totally looks like Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
I’m sirpryzed kitteh stayed still lawng enuf foar pikshur to be tuuk.
Dat’s how gud teh party woz.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!!!!!
It’s funny in and of itself but what were they doing when they took the picture???
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Ai tink dat kitteh dun set tha pitur machin hissef!
No, it wuz the mysteriious kitteh in the red boa. Never trust a kitteh wearin a snake.
OMG! lowly grunt! Whare u been? I sawr a few framiliar names over teh weekent, like fifi rockefeller. I don’t know why u guise is coming back but I is the glad u is!
*runs up to lg full speed and snaps CHRG in greeting*
may be cookie’s human will be back too, an gayla an stend
welcome back, lowly grunt
and now kittehs I has to go to sleep
gud nite!
Ooops, Kitteh iz wun toke over teh line.
…sweet jeebus….
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.sittin downtown at a rayleway stayshun…
Wun toke obber da line.. sittin down town in a railwai stayshun, wun toke obber da line….
Woops, missed sweet jebus, kaus I lissen tu da wah, wah uf mine hubbikat.
Ridin that train high awn cocao, Kasey Jones yu better watch that …………..
♫The radio is blastin’
Someone’s knocking at the door
I’m lookin’ at my girlfriend
She’s passed out on the floor
I seen so many things
I ain’t never seen before…♫
(Wif apologees to Randy Newman and Three Goggies Night and peepul lyke taht…)
Bless him… Trashy Cat all dressed up for a night on the town!
Omg!
I love playing with kittens they make me soo Happy
And they give me so much pleasure
Not keen on lols that denigrate cats – this one is a bit abusive.
agreed-would not dream of doing this to my kitty.