Despite his best efforts, Fluffy was never able to
Despite his best efforts, Fluffy was never able to make friends with the transparent cat in the window. *sigh*
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Kitteh frum another dimension…
Oh dear! What has happened to my diction and grammar?
Iz ur gammar sik, hoew bout ur grammpar?
Being an android, I have neither…
Wudn’t silicon dioxide be a close relatib?
yoo likee dat noo storee aboot the ancestorz ub da peepz onna Enterprise?
but Data does
since him has a father (Dr Soong) so hims parents
are Data’s granpaw and granmaw
Awl teh Star Trek expertz!! Yay!! We used to tawk about it a lot . . .but ai awlwaiz thot moast ebree wun but LCB wuz a fan, at leest!
Mabee you shud ask your kitteh Spot?
conga rattailz fur teh tawp uv brayding! iz teh dans ub teh sebbin vales fur sillybrayting, adn choklit martoonies?
Twilite Zown Kitteh rezowns teh twilite.
8-wae macrame! Yippe kayyea! I tiez dis inna beeuteefull macrame plantee handerz — tie tie tie tie, knot knot knot, add beedz, tie tie fancy knot, fancy knot, sum fefferz and more beadz lots more fancy knots an ….. DONE!
Oh Wow!! Oh WOW!!
Hao can yoo do such fanceee knots sofaszt???
We can hang it up in teh brake room – awhere the caek awlwaiz is!!
Nao we needz a byootimaus hanging plant!
*staggurs in wif a ginormus flowering decrative catnip plant wif luvlee purplee flowrs*
Oh wowwwweeeee! Wii shid nawt hab sew muchee trubbol gittin peepz inta da brak rum now!! Caek AND Giant Nip plant. An iffin it be hung high it bee fun ta jumps to it two!!! *wink wink*
*boingboingboingboing*
*pout* ai can’t getz at de nip plant
heem hung too hai huh? eet sum caek, mae bee you getz more NRG
*bouncebouncebounce*
*pouts tew* ai canna reech teh nip!
*bouncebouncebounce*
*Puts a mini-trampoline under gamma*
fangQ EM!
*schmoo*
aktor kitteh contam, comten, kontemp…finks about “breaking teh forth wall”.
I has a lonely
Oh pleez do nawt has a lonely, mah pritteh wun. Heer, jump into mah arms and I gibs yoo lotsa lub!
ohai gremlin, u is back from ur honeymooning???
did u has a nice time? did u camp any??
Ohai, yes, we’re bak! Mr. G and I and Dexter the Tabby went and stayed at a cabin on Lake Cayuga in teh Finger Lakes of Noo York. Booklion caym by and met us ther. It was awesome. We all had a grayt time, except Dexter did nawt lyke teh 4-hr drive much, especially on teh way up (on teh way hoem, he did lots better). So yesh, we ar bak nao, but we misses owr cabin and owr lake!
I will posting sum pikshors on mah profile by next week so you awl kin see whut we wer up to. Whut did I miss on ICHC whyl I wuz gon?
der bea pikturez ub Mr. Gremlin? — wii awl heerd dat hee bee “hunky”
Oh yesh, I kin guarantee that he is “hunky!” I will letting yoo noes when I posts sum pikshors so yoo kin see for yorself whut a lukky gurl I am, to has such a nice lukking huzbing and tabbeh-kat!
Hai gremlin!!! {{{{{{gremlin}}}}}} So niice to hav yoo bak! An . . .whooo hooo
Did yoo know ai ar going to teh Lundun Cheezmeet???
An Whiskers, too! Frum heer. Nawt KWITE shur hoo else frum heer.
me an Tidmum an Annipuss an Upfi…
VERREE internashunal inDEED!! Teh TTI, Jermanee, Indiana AND Meeshegun!!!
Ai wus hoeping we cud awlso has Nennepuss, form Norwai, but teh credit card sed “No!” – if ennee odder Cheezpeeps wud lyk tu joyn us, we is meeting in Grennidge Park (teh Lunnon wun!), at teh statchoo ob Jenru Wulf at middai awn Joon Furst – Teh Mor Teh Merryur!
*sigh*
My stoopy credit card gabe me a sturn look an said “NO” inna very strict voice…
And there’s no changing its mind when it is in that mood…
*sigh*
{{Nennepus}} ders alot of dat goin around aifinkso… maybee next yeer?
Heers to NEGGST YEER!!!! Ebreewun save teh pennies!!!
Ambercat – cudn’t yoo just fly ober wif serchnrescuecat an pik hur up????
um.. what did you miss? US!
I’m not so shure ackshully, I have been in and out myself, what wif werks and RL syndrome gettin teh best of me! This is what I do knows:
1. U and me is now sisters in paw too, ifinkso, b/c we founded out Janet and I is sisters..
2. MJ has communicashun problems, so she has not been able to get here, and I’m not sure if teh Cryer is updated…
3. We puts caek in teh brakeroom but people is still feeding teh trolls.. ifinkso we all just has such sawfty harts…
4. EM painted his arse bloo, and he went and used permanint markers to do it, so that won’t ware off in a hurrie!
What else, anyone??
Um… mai babycats?
Tehy muss be at leest az inneresting as EM an teh bloo markers.
Tehy ar FAR maor intersting tah Maus’es bloo bottom – tho taht iz kwite interesting too!!
When the heck did I paint my butt blue?
did u get into teh absinthe, EM??
I don’t remember…
*Wonders why his heart has grown fonder…*
u has a little teal-ish tinge there, my bloo frend.
mmm, absinthe!
*gets green bottlol, sugar, glass, and spoon*
is that noo? I thot u hadded Cory before gremlin lefted, sorry prysma!!
Ai nawt shur, ai loozed trakk uv tiem.
Cud be waz befoar! Hay, gremlin, waz mai bebbeh BC heer befoar yu leeved?
Ai nawt fink yu gno, tho, taht uniquekitteh an plasticat offishullee teh gnu fureber famblee fur teh Eva-Diva an tehy come tu take her hoam nekst weekend!
ooh, its next weekend!! SO SOON??
*has a happy for UK and PC and Eva*
Ai hazza happeh, tu… but also a sad, coz ai gunna miss her. But ai soooo deelyted her gunna haz teh lubs furebber!
{{{{{{Prysma}}}}}}
love is hard, isn’t it?
Yepyep! Her mai bebbeh, aftur awl. Ai gotta refink teh fosturing bebbehs fing, coz ai nawt shur mai hart gunna lissin tu mai hed.
Juss lyk hed saying, “No-cannawt-keep-Cory!” an mai hart saying, “Yesh-ai-can-STN!!!!”
I knows.. I cried when I gived up my calico babbeh I was fostering last fall.
But but but you is doin teh rite thing, Eva is getting a GRATE home, and u needs more time to get back to ur life… *ahem*.. getting ready for visiturs, and talking to friends on line..
Ai gno… Eva an PC gunna be a purrfikt pair, an Eva an Tira gunna haz wunnerful fun tugevver. Wud be eben harder uvverwise.
Aifinkso iz gunna be harder tu lukk after teeny bebbehs tihs smester, tu, speshullee wif full-tiem plasemint in August. So… unless is mergensea, ai nawt ask fur uvver bebbehs, aifinkso.
Bentuallee gotta desyde bowt Cory-Bear, tho.
An ai gno, gotta get reddy fur teh VLC cheezmeet, an teh gnu website, an tiem wif mai frendz!!! {{{leeza}}}
Ai has a suicase full ob cheezpeeps stowing awai to hawaii from dis morning….it getting really heavy.
Espeically since dey started cooking breakfast in dere.
Brekkies be long done. Now I’m making BBQ. And I’ve started an herb garden in your makeup kit…
Did yoo plant sum basil??? An sum nip??
An ai think we’ll need sum tomatoes – an maybee sum corms – an green beens. Oh, an lima beens!! Fordhooks ar teh BEST!!!
We can haz watermelons inna gardin?
We only have limited room, guys. You can has corn OR watermelons…
*sets up sattylite dish an lappytop*
‘Scuse me prysma. I need to tie down the water slide…
Hmmmm ai think there iz ruum frum awnlee wun dish. . . an lappytop. We can share – maybee?
An hey!! Ai’ve browted teh kroquet set! Fur after teh BBQ.
Nd ai karnt leev mai pet lolefant, Floofy, behynd. Seh wil krai.
Ohai kim! Yu sneeking in wif us tu? We makes ruum fur yu an yur lolefant.
OH!!! Thiz is goiing to bee the best trip to Oahwahi EBBER!!!
Kimkiwi, ar yoo briinging teh hawdah too? So we can has lolefant rides???
Floofy, teh howdah and ai sae fankies. Kin ai orlso bring sum sheepies? (Iz noozilander after orl nd we not goes noewehres wibout teh sheepies)
transparent kitteh izza payne!
LOL Win!
he jest needa ta learn ta bee mor open, nawt sew locked upz wif heem feelingz …
Him juss coppeed ebbrifing Fluffee did
Awww, Fluffy – ai will beez ur frend!
it wuz floofee tew
Pour puddie tat, himz kin be mii frend.
Maybe sumsum shud reed Fluffy “Alice threw teh looking glass”.
Heez juss so kowld. Duzznt smell ryt neever.
Mii goggie wuz afrade ub da goggie dat libbed in da slidin glas door wen heem wuz leetol puppeh! Wuz berry funneh!
If kitteh wud just get owt of de way, Fluffins wud go thru an visit in hims howse. But ever tiem he trys, he bonks him on teh hed!!
Well, teh obber kitteh’s a hedcase, obviusly. *sigh* Well, iffen obber kitteh won’t be frends, =I= will snorgle Fluffy endlessly adn gib him lawts ob catnip treets. Catnip’s gud foar dis, coz Fluffy can hallusinayte teh obber cat coming ober.
Iz gud of yoo tu sakrifys urself lyk dat, jd!
My kitteh batbatbatbats teh kitteh in teh closet mirror. Nawt shure iffen dis iz a sine ob wanting tu be a frend.
hah! dere’z a ad(vert) ryte abuv dis cawmint fur teh “xploaratoarium” im sam framcocoa (ai livz neer their). iz teh nue showe cald “Reflections.” Hao apt!
Narcissus kitteh best beware of teh watter!
Hoo wun da wet kilt comtest? Da piktures be postified ennywarez?? inna da NB prolly, wut wuf da shinkin kiltz and da fans and maus frilly .. well, heem frilly fink …
The contest kinda petered-out…
Roger that!
*heddesk*
but but but…. we can always get it up and running again?
Up? Prolly. Running? Aifinkso nawt!
Y no runnin — two hardz ta runz inna kilt? Bwavehart did sum goodly runnin inna heem kilt… ifinkso der sud be a runnin Kat a Gory in dis pageant. Inna dition two da runnin kat a gory, ifinkso wii needz ta hab deez Kat a Gories azweel:
Affter dinnerz ware (inna kilt ob curse)
Bestest legz
Cyootest armies
Dwinkin abilities
E…
Extra big feet
Floofy sporran
G…
Guts – sumwun elses
Hed geer – helmets
I. . .
Gratest posifiyin
Hyugest frilly dicky (like da wun Maus has)
I ….
Sure! It’s up to you!
well.. who does we have left to be in it, now??
Me, my Ebil brother, Cmdr Data, and AfriKat in absentia…
U cant compeet in absentia!! I thot that was illegal anyways. Doesn’t it cause halloosinashuns?
Absinthe maeks teh hart grow fonder
Uh oh! Anni an I are mind meltered agin..
Maus, yu spend so much tiem mind meltered wif peeps, ai nawt shur teh rest uv us need tu be heer! *giglol*
but see, that’s perzactly where I was hedded….
Is funny, I was originally gonna say “AfriKat in his dementia” or sumpfin like that. So I was already (still?) mind meltered with you…
No, no! That’s absinthe! Silly skwirrl…
well eeither way!
u has to be here, halloosinashins or no, to compeet!
*hands Maus a clipbored*
Here, fill out this entry sheet, and be sure to pay teh registrashun fee to the skwirrl on teh rite.
Entry sheet? I don’t need no steenkin entry sheet…
PFFFT!
How r we sposed to afford to pay teh syndicashun fees?
two badz — it wuz luking up furr awhile, wut wif AfriCat axing furr eberewun to exkweeze heem butt an awl….
We needz to trai it again weh paws4thot iz heer! Hez frum teh Scottish Land – an he luvs to ware hiz kilt!
Dis lil kitteh makes mii hav teh heartbrayks. *sniff* Ai juswanna snorglol himz an give him sum speshul fishy noms or gushyfudz or sumfin.
*passes arown tray of nana-muffins wif crumbloly tops from last lol to help eez teh payn*
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy! sorry i missd yesterday, wuz on a qwik roade trip. but now i am heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evrywun hoo had a burfday yesterday, inklooding PurplePuddleNut an brindlecat an today, inklooding AbsentMind! i haz bringed tasty fudgy caeks, yummy red velvit caeks, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “how much iz taht goggie in teh windo plzkthx” wen tehy yoyo, remote control racing bebbeh zombie dollz, kandee, an puffy bebbeh zombie stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
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(rebember, teh burfday fairy will be on vakayshun frum may 23 to may 31, if yoo wants to help celebrayt teh burfdays wile i am gone, plz to leev me a messij or e-mail me at teh addy in my profile, or mebbee i kan just post teh burfday names before i go an sumwun(s) kan try to rebember an say teh happy burfdays! thx)
Deer Burfday Fairy,
Ai wud luv to volunteer, but ai will awlso be goan awn these daytes.
Ai am so sorree.
Purrhaps – thiz needs to be addressed in a separate msg – so ebreewun can see it bedder??
Yurs vereee Trulee’
JCH4K/J-Pak/JanCan/Dame Janet of Cheezland
fank yoo jch401k. ifinkso i alreddy haz a volunteer!! but i will still make sepret annownsmint in case anywun wants to helping hur owt!
OMCC – Cory’s vishun defnitlee improoving! Him watching tehse fings at cattv.com/catwebsite.htm an swatting tehm awn teh screen!!!!!
Dats wunderful nooz! Ai haz happi fur u an lil Cory. Aiz nawt seen such fings before fur teh kittehs! Ai jus showed muh babehs an hoped they wood playz but (!) no. They more intrested in bitin muh fingerz wilez ai type.
LOL Yeah, mai adults, tu. Iz onlee teh babycats taht be innerested.
It’s not transparent, it’s translucent – it would be transparent if you couldn’t see it at all <..>
*sigh* Thank you, Mr/Ms Hair-Splitter
From dictionary.com:
transparent:
1. having the property of transmitting rays of light through its substance so that bodies situated beyond or behind can be distinctly seen.
3. so sheer as to permit light to pass through; diaphanous.
translucent:
1. permitting light to pass through but diffusing it so that persons, objects, etc., on the opposite side are not clearly visible: Frosted window glass is translucent but not transparent.
1. Transmitting rays of light without permitting objects to be distinctly seen; partially transparent.
2. So tehre, nyah!
Hi guys! There’s cake in the break room…
An a beyootivul makrame hangy thingy, frum Elsa_Mama – just WaytING fur a byootiful plant!!!
now now u guys… Hanii wasn’t bein meen or anyfing…
Here, have some Gurmans Choklit caek.
Whether translucent or transparent, the fact is, if ‘Fluffy’ was friendly with the cat in the window, then the cat in the window was likewise friendly to Fluffy, and Fluffy would actually be quite successful in his endeavors.
Does anibodee noes where Schodingeer is?
Troo, troo, but eech time, sumfing gets in teh way. Iz lyke tehrs a barrier to teh frendship. Fluffy’s frend neber comes ober and snuggles up, adn iffen tehr’s a bug flying, wehn Fluffy pownces, hiz frend haz left!
.
But, wen awl iz sed adn dun, Fluffy’s frend is awlways dere when it reely matters. When Fluffy iz feeling alown or down, hiz frend will alwayz be dere at teh winnow foar him.
Aww…..poar Fluffy…
Iz pining fur herz lost luv
…or the fjords…
Ai waz gunna say taht! Yu juss beetid me!
Mind meltering (and/or a good “straight line”): we has it!
wut du doze has tew du wiff annefink?
*faynts in shock*
*Waves smelling salts under prysma’s nose*
Now, now, prysma. Not everyone has had the proper education in The Classics…
What dew they teech in school these days?
Sawree….wuzz ai suppozed tew knoez sumpfink?
ai iz confuzzloled nao…
Yu gno whu iz Monty Python, ryte? Oh plz say yu du!!!!!
Plz tu be watching this: youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE
ai hazzan eyedeeya…nawt mucch moar den dat…
*faynts agen*
I fink p-k needs a shrubbery
wut? wut awn urff duz plantz fur hedjez adn stuffz liek dat haz annefink tu du wiff dat?
Ai make tihs nownsmint erleeur, but taht was owrs ago, so ai repeet, otay?
Sum uv yu saw when ai axed fur thots awn gnu website awn kitteh behavyurs an reskyu an fings. Ai haz it up an running! Still a lil ruff, ai gunna du moar custum skin/theme fur blog an forum benshuallee, an stuff, but iz wurking! Iz gunna be tu guest riters, az well. Izza (currentlee awl echo-ee an emptee) forum fur diskushuns uv stuffs, tu.
Ai hazza happeh tu heer enny pinyuns, thots, rekwests, sujjestuns, complaynts, whateber yu may haz. Ai hazza rekwest fur a articlol awn multi-kitteh howseholds an kittehs getting along (izza big subjekt!).
Iz at prysmcat.org
PS, cheezes, fanks fur letting me say tihs! Ai polojyze if seems lyk teh spammings oar ennyfing!
good luck wif Ur gnu venture!!!
WOOT WOOT!!! Gud fur yu PK!!!
Fluffy needz tu becum Fluffy’s oan best frend.
Meer meer, onna wawl, whoze the coolest kitteh of awl?
hooray!!! dey used my LOL!!!
concatulayshuns darthj!! iz not eezy to get to teh frunt payj!
happycat RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pore kitteh no haz pet
Dis pikshure gives me a sad…
LOL! He’s like Anne Shirley xD
Poor baby! He can be my friend though :3
“sigh” in the reflection should be backwards like a mirror image….