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An it wuz wet!
I see wet people…
do you has a jealuss, Maus??
*gets out sellzter bottle*
NO! Um… I mean… not at all…
….an…an KITTEHS!!! HALP!
AN…an…. an sumfin brusshded mai laig!
and there was… THINGS in teh water!!
♫♫♫
Rubber Duckie, you’re the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I’m awfully fond of you…
Woh woh, bee doh!
♫♫♫
it was a dukkie??
*shiver*
I thot it was teh Lock Nest Monster!
Wuz eet weerin ah kilt?
I’m not shure!
maybe u cud put one on, and we can do a reenactmint?
**flies over Cheezland wif banner**
Tudai at NOM!
NAWT-SEKKUND CHEEZLAND WET KILT CONTEST!
Great food! Great fun! Door prizes!
No patent leddur shewz allowed!
ooooh fun!!
but but but.. if it’s a contest…. we needs more than one, rite?
Maus, whare u is??
Yesh, yesh! Awl teh mins are sposed tu be in teh contest!
I is heer.
Wif mai kilt…
**swoonz**
Hay Maus — Y U where a aprin wif yer kilt? Iz kyoot and weel bee cyooter wen wetz, butt wuz jest wunderin …
ok, u stand rite here on teh stage…
now whare did Africat go????
Dis pic is biggur
‘Cause I is teh town dairyman. A ’cause dats whut teh costoom mistress sed I hadda wear…
Mebbeh awl teh minz are puttin awn dere kilts?
Um, dat iz, ai meen, um,
Heer in cheezland we will be reinacting the crime of teh bebbeh kitteh being put in teh waddur, an determining weddur it wuz a rubber duckie oar teh Lock Next Monster in sayed waddur. AfriCat has kindlee offered tu halp wif teh reinactmint, tu teh deelite ov awl teh wimmens, no, um, scratch that last……
*beekbats*
parrot! why u scratch that? it dint itch!!
wet kilt contest… WANT!
Ummm. Kilts aer maed uv wool, an wook shrinks wen it gets wet….
Juss sayin!
Pleez tu xcuse mii fore dis interumshun.
Nawt sekkond, der waz da erfquacake in Los Angeles lass nite, sew u mae wanna contact da chhezpeepz dat u noez libbs around dere.
Alsew Joe (da huzby) an eye are gettin adoptified on friedegg. himz is an 8 weekweekweek nawt old goggie; Great Pyrenzz/Auzzie miz naemd Sammy or samson foer long. Himz is da nawt sekkond pichure in mii pichure onna profile.
Ah… a little lap dog…
Conga rats BOM awn yur gnu liddlol, um, your gnu puppie.
Ohnoes! *sends gud thots tu peeps in LA*
*dansdansdans fur Sammy adopting BOM-famblee*
Grate Pyrenees cross? him gunna be a big boy, no wunner him named Samson!
Con cat chew lashuns!
Fank U all, Since wii hazn’t actuallee meeted yet, nawt shur whever i’ll fit on himz lap or nawt (hahahahaha)
Wii iz adoptifing frum a shelter about 3 hours awae, sew hopfully himz wii’ll be da bye-bye kinda gui. Ai promise tu gib update on nezxt mundane.
Hi Bom Momme,
I libs in LA and it didunt ebben wake me up last nyte. Is media makin big fing outa nuffing ifinkso. No cashualties is reported and dis is smaller dan da last LA earfquake media maded a big ruckus outa last yeer. Only drama was cell phone lynes down from ebbrybody callin to ask if we is awlright.
Fankee fur consurn, but we is okay ifinkso.
Fanks, ai R frum Lost Angelz, bornded in Torrence and growed up in Lancaster. Can’t get ahold of mawn, butt (snerk) nawt oberly whorried since Lanscater iz furr awae from LAX>
Ai saw a cashultee on teh TV this mornin an mii hubby almos cryd. It wuz a trajick seen wif all teh menz standin arown lookin at teh body of a 60 inch plasma that fell to itz def from teh wall. Poor bebeh.
Oh da hugh manatee.
Plasma tv sat onna wall
Plamsa tv had a great fall
Alla de kingz horses and
Alla de kingz menz
culdnt put plasma togevver agin.
Ohhhhh. Dat is berry sad. *Hangs hed*
Sawree! Ai diddint wanna tayke awai frum teh sereeusniss ov teh pikshur!
**readjusts banner, flies ovur agin**
Tudai at NOM!
NAWT-SEKKUND CHEEZLAND WET KILT CONTEST!
Great food! Great fun! Door prizes!
No patent leddur shewz allowed!
Awl cheezmin welkome!
Anybudy hoo wud reinakkt dukky?
hmm… ifinkso a burd is needed!!
Hmmmm!! **pondurs mins in wet fevvers**
Otay, aifinkso we kin allow fevver kilts.
Du we hab inee boi burds here?
wut aboot da Lokie Nestie Monster??? hoo gunna bee heem???
‘Nuff ov dis sillyniss! We hab Maus onna stage in kilt! Wut moar cud we ax furr? (mebbeh a rayzed stage, datz awl ai kin fink ov).
**uhplawz, uhplawz****
Duz wii has teh fabuloos AfriCat tew??!! Huh? Huh? Duz wii??? *arrainges swoonin cowches*
AfriCat habz lef teh buildin, aifinkso. Him wuz wurried teh waddur wud be cold. Maus nawt afrayed, doh.
**getz seltzer bottle out of freezer**
*Africat rushes up awl owtov bref* Phew! Sawry aim lait! Can sumwun help mii ajust mah sporran? eets all askew, an mah tam o’ shantee … nao weer deed ah put eet?
**pushes odder cheezpeepz out ov teh wai wifakwidakwikniss** Ai’ll halp yu!
*Puts on his frilly dickie and velvet formal jacket*
*Straps on his claymore*
I is reddy!
**swoonz agin** Ai jist lub a man wif a frilly, um, nebbermind. **swoonz**
Och, burrrrrrdie. I dinna wanna see ye faintin’ now…
Oh mii oh my! Cheezmenz in kilts. Oh my!
*Fans face wif wurk papers*
*SWOON*
*Enter wearing a kily a blue body paint*
Can I be in the contest also?
If I could type, that would be “a kilt and blue body paint”…
*comes to*
OOOH.. teh bloo body paint a la Bravehart??
*gets woozy again*
but, er….. I has a confused. I dint think it was possible for u and Maus to exist in teh place at teh same time?
Whatever gave you that idea. We just prefer not to be in the same place at the same time. I can’t stand the sight of the little dweeb…
MAUS INNA KILT???? *barfs out bwainz* Mah eyes!!
Oboi, sew we hab three kontestunts!
May I enter also? I happen to have a formal Stewart kilt. The plaid complements the color of my skin very nicely…
Ai am a fan ov bloo body paint. Speshullee awn mins bodees.
U gibben out doorz? Whadd bout winders? Hoew bout da glass doorz? Ai kan has dozen dorz.
Did Ai mishit?? Ai wuz downfred reeding abowts Boms new goggie an furgotted abowt teh kiltiez! Where dey be, teh cheezmins in der skirts, er kilts?
Maus, pleez tu bee beri carful wif da claymoore, U doen wanna blow up da gud stuff.
Iz nawt da blow up kinda Clymore – Idonutfinkso, iz da Orijinul Claymore — a hyuge dooble edged sword!! Maus needz bee karefull, butt nawt up blowin up!!
Did anybuddies get de raised up stage built furr showing off of de guis in kilts?
Might hafta aks stagehanddan fer taht…
*luuks fer plaice tew plug in stenshun cord fer gyant fan*
wut about a beeg fan blowin upwerdz???
yepz a fanz ta blow … uh um ta ruffle up Maus’ “frilly dicky” an stuffz. I hopes sumwun took da pikture ub AfriKat afor heem hadz ta go… Did eenywun exkweeze heem likee he axed?
hee did axe uz tew exskweeze hiz butt, onlee tehre wuz tew mennee witnezzez rownd
Dat AfriKat iz a reel wildz guy!
I dunno wher teh kiltz ar, but Ohai noobeh!! Nyce tew see yoo heer!
ohai NTP! Aiz droppin in an waitin fur teh contest whiles Ai wippin up sum banananana bread fur tastee treetz!
goin back an forf to kichen gettin mii bery dizzy but (!) donut wanna miss teh show!
Rassafrassastoopymeeting! Sumwun PLEEZ taykee picshurs furr me! Lawts and lawts of pikshurs! Frum awl anglols!
Exkweez mii buttz ai hav tu goez
Hoepz yu awl hav teh funz! Good nite!
Mmmmm, banananana breds! Can I has sum?? Pweeez???
*runs in wif tray o’muffins wif crumbloly tops and pitcher of milk for all spek taters* oh noes!!! iz eberywun goen?? stoopy naners taken fureber in teh oven an makez me mista fun!
yay! fank u fer teh muffins noob!
*taiks noobs arm an tehy skip awf tew teh neggst lol*
Iz cloz tu da nawt last post ob frunt page, da muffins be priciated der. Aifinksew.
poor kitteh!
Dryz me!
Adn it gawt awl obber meh!
Oh, teh horror! Teh horror…
troolee teh huge manatee!
Baff tyme: what kitteh nitemares are made of
plz to put on some pants now
I iz now scarred fur lyfe
Y oh Y wud eenywin doo dis ta meh??? I iz a gud kitteh — I nebber hurtz nowunz and I eetz mii fuds, eben is nawt gusifuds, I putz mii poopers inna da boks, eben wen I wantz ta go inna plantz … i a GUD KITTEH …. Y oh Y did dey twy ta dwown meh???
Ifinkso I needz sum counsellin …. hoo haz da number furr Dr. PyschoCat?
How beez Matt Elsa_Mama?
He is OK. Crabby. Finished with Chemo to get the leukemia back in line, so he is feeling a bit better. We are meeting with the transplant doctors on Friday. They hope to let him go home on Thursday so he can go tothe meeting also. There are a few tentative matches and follow up is on-going. We will know more about the timing on Friday i think. He has to get his wisdom teeth out before the transplant since they are impacted and they do not want any possibility of infection….
Sounz liek Matt has a lottsa tings makin trubble fur him. Awl ai gots iz gawl blatter rocks, an ai be big sissee bouts it.
Gall bladdur rox aer berry paneful – Ai speek frum eggspeerienz! Iffn u can haz a keyole sir jury 2 looze dem, go fur it! Ai wuz hoem frum teh horse piddle teh nekst dai!
Fankoo! (Horse piddle!!!! lol!!!!!!!)
Purr kitteh! Ur famblee needz deh counseling, aifinkso fursher! Mebbe u cud hab some post-traumatic stress treets.
Poar kitteh! Ai donut fink himz aiz kud opin any wyder!
he for sure looks skeered!
Dis rose has de pointy ends inside of flower! Towel wrapped looks like rosebud
Water slde mai wat arse! Ai liked to watch uvvers to luk not makin me do the slide. Rememberer Ai wil get u for dis wun, ai wil get u.
An — an — it tastid liek sope!!
P L E H!!!!!!1!! SOPE???1!!!
an an an u dint put mai lil floaties awn meh, ai cudda drownd! te waddur wuz sew CAWLD!!! wai u sew meen!??
Waiiiimeeowowowowowoooooooooooow!
Oooohhhhh da porosity!
*steps in awn Q*
Hao cud yu? Waz tihs kitteh baved bai a kwalifaid rejisturd othurized vet tek? Aifinksonawt! In nawt an offishul Vet Tek towl!!! Teh pore porus kitteh, tu be so abyused!
Wat is da stuff dat kittehs kin get iffn nawt warshed properlee?
Is hard tu lok up fings, mii Meowium-Webspurr Dictonayre dont speechify lol.
/lolspeak off
Well, they can certainly get dry skin from having natural oils removed, and they can itch like mad if all the soap isn’t rinsed off really thoroughly.
They can also get seriously stressed and annoyed.
Ai lefted u a commint onna profile. Iz it oba tayba tu has Petey baffe buy da profeshunal grummer?
Ai duzint see whai nawt, if yu can finding wun that duz kittehs, but whai him needing baff?
Ai had Petey baffed when himz adoptified us caus da testeronee and stinkee frum libben outside. It halpped wif da socializashun wif Mikey an Oscar. De waz all much happier after himz baf.
Maek sense.
Also maek shur him nawt haz teh flees oar ticks oar fings, tu.
da biggest kwestun iz Y oh Y wud eenywun warsh a kitteh??? Dey dooz a gud job of the klenliness stuffz… I meen surz, mawbee, iffin dey skunkified oar deyhaf a medikal pwoblem or sumfink, butt udder wise — no bafs bee kneeded
Ai haz had tu gib bof Cory an Eva parshul bafs — just whyle lerning abowt litter boksis an gushifuds an fings.
Tehm nawt hadda mommacat tu du it. Mostlee, ai agree — tehy preddy self-kleening unner most sirkumstansis.
Butt .. just a rubemwifawettowel baff – rite? nawt a dunkeminnatubowater baff…. Da mama kitteh nawt bea doin no dunkin, jest nice likkin
Mommacat nawt put in watters, but mommacat haz tung desined fur teh job. Hyoomins nawt haz ennyfing az gud.
Ai shud add: no soaps, an teh watters waz warm, an it waz berry short baf an kittehs nawt get soaked ryte tu skin ennywhair ai cud aboid t.
I lol’ed reedin dis postee!!! I kin seez does messy messy babbeh kittehz!!! Iz sure yous awlwaez duz whut bee bestestestest furr demz!!
**cubberz earz**
*taps p-h awn sholder, holdz up sine promisen tew bee kwiet*
meeeeeeooooowwwowowowowowowoooooooooooow!
*holds up nuvver sine taht sez “ai lyed”
Meep, Meep!
Ohhh, teh poor littlol bebbeh kitteh!!
Gramma, wad beeg AIZ u haz!!
no no……..no water boarding. I did eat the goldfish!
LOL@@@@!!!!!
and den Ceilin Cat formed the fiwst lolcat out of hiz wib and saw it was good…and meaty
Arose iz gibbin out dis linkee
http://www.quantcast.com/icanhascheezburger.com#demographics
add da http// stuff. Iz interestin fax bout da demongraficks about us.
WHAAA
Ai am currently being moderated sew wii’ll postify again.
quantcast.com/icanhascheezburger.com#demographics
Juss ad da {h t t p / / w w w} close da spaces fingee.
Dis iz a commint arose is postifin, iz fun fax about ICHC demongrafics.
Hao duz dem get dese nummers? Us is yung wite collej grads wif no munneys? Hao dey now? Ennywai, is not tru.
yes dat mah queshun 2?
I fur eggsample is a stripey orinj tabbeh kitteh wid lotsa cheezburgers
Hai! I is orinj 2! an floofy! An not yung!
and how does dey kno if U iz a boi cat or grrl cat?
Yesh. Eben I fergits sumtimes.
Eggcept win I seez mins in kiltz, den I is sumwat female.
erm….ai lyke teh part ware it sez wii iz “sumwat female”
ai pleeds giltee tew been sumwat female but teh rest uv teh ‘info’ duzznt mach mee at awl, ai haz no ideea wat The Onion is, er pylyrics er Hot Topic.
o sorree, ai iz alzo giltee uv been ‘nawt affluent’
Yung? Wuz, cuple duzen years bak!
Onion, thot waz nom fur humins.
Duz enniwun heer shop at Hot Topic?
Nao, wat is dat?
Is website witch adbertisin onna site, sew guess dey say dat.
teh Hot Topic is a shoppy at teh malls. They hav lots of stufz fur teh yungins lyk tshirtz wif rock bands an such on dem. They hav sum weerd stufz too lyk um… well, cubber ur earz if ur delecat .. ((bondage)). Iz jus fur teh “look” tho. Not kinky shop jus fur teh yungins. Ifn u watch American Idol, Ai betcha that Adam shopz der.
Plz to dri me nao… I needs nap time…
Tung baffs rekwire mush less warder….. so nekst tyme uze yer tung.
oar jest let mii uze mii own tung!! I big girrrl kitteh — i nawt needz eeny helpz! Harumphhh. Stoopy aaadultz …
Ohai! Mai kitteh OP hassa goz avet nex weak, An hur wall haf a baff. Ai wis hur woount b aurful hissie wif hyr mama!
Whai OP need a baf?
Hur haz probblenz wit des tummorz ina hur earz. Dey putz dis medcane an iz berrie-berrie ointmentie, den hur purdy coatz iz all muckie. Mai chair jus died-dead. Ai hafta go.Bye, cheezpeeoplez.
Pore OP.
Bai OM!!! {{{OM an OP}}}
Oh mah goodniss. Cuddles Op and OM! {{{OP & OP’s Mama}}}
Eva haz discobered chasing teh mouse cursur fingee awn teh screen.
Ai haz sum diffkultees seeing arown her.
Awww… Where is mine?
soooooo cute!!!
pretty much sums up my day…apart from the *horrible* part… soggy day…
i wuv cats
awwww i wissh i cud loke at dis awlll day!
If boat wuz borked, den u shood soo.
Poorz kitteh