it’s definitely time for a big boy bed now
it’s definitely time for a big boy bed now
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an a mous salad
Hum. I was goin fer maus. But den I membered we do nawt eet teh rodents. So purhaps it is just a walking progrem we needs.
an since I need it, tew, cum awn, pretti kitteh boi. Let go chase sumfing.
Iffen we makes a maus smoothie, dat’s nawt akshuwally –eeting- a rodint, rite?
Yer splittin maus hairs dere, ol buddy. Teh meese don’t want to be drunk, eiffer.
Hao u kno dat a maus nawt liek to b drunk?
Dey liek to partee, too.
Less put dis tu teh test. Yu det sum mousies, I’ll get teh vodka adn a blender.
How mani uf dose fings have yu alredy had? she asked wif suspeshun.
as in – a salad fit fur a maus. reelee tynee.
It wud be a big misteak tu ordur da haowse salad. eben if itz chawped up intu liddul roomz.
But wat iffen yu feed teh hause salad to bunnies, den eet teh bunnies?
HA!
Wiff racing strypz adn ebreefing?!
nono, iffn it is reely tiny, wun still is faced wif Temptation. It mus be large and crunchy. Wif cheeze.
Ok – but dat wud be dinner, yeff?
Ai wuz tawkin bowt teh bed – ykno, wun shaypd lyk a rayskar.
Lyk awl teh kool big-boyz gets!
Bai teh way, yu and I has a tye! We can conga over to the booteeque and we shud take teh kitteh wif us and get him a new collar wif a bell!
Ai feelz teh kittehs payn. Ai feelz like that when ai try on teh skinny pants.
muffintop kitteh
Me 2.
Ohai rhsb! Ais jus stoppin by and had to lol at teh tubby kitteh. Hope u r havin a good Sunday!
Ohai, noobeh.
My Sunday iz okay. How ‘bowt urs?
Bizzy wif nuthin much fun. House chores and laundry fur deh kittehs to pounce on. Hubby hoggin pooter all day so can not stay an play. C uz later maybe!
Kitteh? Did u eet ur brudder again?
Go on, spit him out like I told u. There’s a good boy!
*patoowie* Ais sowwy brudder
There, there (pet pet pet)
Beeg beyootiful kitteh iz beeg an beyootiful.
Yeff, luukz beri sawft adn kuddlee.
Get owt teh snorgul snorkuls! Mind teh poyntee ends!
I lubs teh culler, an teh floof luuks sawft.
Pluz-syze kittehs need lubs too!
Buh-hig boneded.
It runs in teh fambly.
Prawbably glandular in naturz.
=^!^=
He barely eets ennyfing.
naw, jus crappy catfud related. kitteh needs grain-fwee diet an portion kontrols. An richard simmons vidio
Kitteh bii bigg an strong! It’z muskuls nawt fat!
Ai hopz dis kitteh iz getzin dis bedd suun, fer himz ta fit gud. Naught reel beg, maybbee nex siz.
Maybi kitteh nawt big, maibi bed shrunk in wash.
Dubbuhl-wyde deelyte, ai wud say. *;)*
I iz nawt fat! I’z floofy!
Yu shure yu’re floofy? Yuze down’t luk lyka a tree-hedded goggie.
Tru, butt I finks sumbuddy puts a ’spanding spell onna dat pritty kitteh.
Lol! True!
*ITZ MOSLEE FURR*
Furr shurr.
ai r iggnoarink u.
Kittehs has ignorin hyoominz down to an art form.
did u sai sumfink?
Wow…. u iz jes lyk a kitteh!
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.
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oar a gui….
moi????
Okay, so I ethur compliminted yoo by cawlin u a kitteh, oar offended u….
snerk.
Yews splodin’ obber da edge………….
Too meny Cheetoz.
Turned liddlol white kitteh into beeg orange kitteh.
Mabye teh kitteh is just covered in cheezypoof dust. J’ever think of that? Hmm?
Wal, I did, yesh, but then I did a scientifik experimint and I licked the floof. Noting came off. An it tasted like kitteh. Nao my nex ideea is it wuz a sneek attak by Lady KlarLoL. Only I can’t fink hoo to test it except by repeeted washings of kitteh to see if color fades off. But I don want to die, which wud happen about the third time I tried to wash the kitteh. Bak to teh drawing bord.
Plz to not drawr on teh kitteh!
Iffen uz bord, I finks art iz nawt furr u. Try sumtink else, like maybees competitive eating. Is tons of fun!
That’s the beefiest kitteh I’ve ever seen.
Der’s a where’s teh bun joke der sumwhere, but mai instincts say to leev it alown.
dare’s a dribe-in restyraunt in OK “where teh meet hangs obber teh bun.”
butt isnt as good as teh restyraunt in OKC where mii and JCH4K and QweenMG had chiggen fried stake! It wuz teh best CFS ever! an teh best company, 2!
(wii shouold haff a beeg cheezmeet there! y’all come!)
Does this bed make me look fat?
at tihs point, kitteh, everything
maeks u look fat.
Win!
Bebbeh kitty done grown owt uf himz bebbeh bed
Megguh~Floof Kitteh
Nappt in dis bed since himz wuz
Bebbeh… Wie nawtz naow?!!!
Megguh~Floof Kitteh
amz 2 yungz 2 kwitz andz 2
oaldz 2 chaynjj himz wayz
Megguh~Floof Kitteh
coodz Napz in Shoo Bawkz, butz dis
feelz mutch moar lykes Hoam
Jack.
*clappityclappity*!
oooh! succh a floofeh kitteh!!
*snorglez teh floofie kitteh*
datz a gud eyedeeya!
An deres enouf ketteh furr all ob uz to snorgle at de same tyme. No weighting inna line-up.
tee, hee, hee!
not 2 bee forgitting yer snorgle-snorkle, plz.
donut want NE won drawning in Fluff!
When Mahm sees wut I has done in her fuggly hat, she will nebber fergit to cleen de lidder bawx agin!
OMG!! LMAO!!
Full of WIN and AWESOME
elebenty-tew cheezburgers for judson
Wow, wii has frost adbisoree tonite!
**gets extry blankee foar bed, an makes shur Lucky be “availablol”**
Oh nooo yu did nawt just say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sowwy to say iz troo.
*wipes tears frum eyes* I kan Nawt take ennimore kold wether.
Dere’s alot of stuff I nawt can tayk ennymoar of.
I finkso I gonna go bak to hidin unner teh bed agin.
An’ ai am wif yu, 3km, wii hab 70 todae yet webbermanz sez “col’n'drippy on deh way!”
It was 40 at lunchy-tyme dis pass weak!!
Gluble wamink…iz new icy-age!! yeshaifinkso!
=^1^=
I agree. Here inna Grate Wite Nort wii be habbing “The Winter That Never Ends!” Id bees -3 C (dats de highest temp ob de day) an SNOWING! Is de May long weekend (Victoria Day holiday), an is traditional planting ob de garden weekend, opuning ob de cottage weekend, or going camping weekend. Nawt bundling up an shovelling piles ob de wite stuff weekend!!!!!
{{{{{KK}}}}} OM iz sew sry fur yu in teh snow dair. Grate Wite Nort iz dat east ob WhiteHorse?
Oar mehbe abit sowth? Oh naow..ai seez u smile!
=^1^=
Mai part ob de Grate Wite Nort bees in Eddie’s Town, Princess Alberta’s province, VLC. Iz sowth-by-sowth-east ob Whitehorse.
we canz trade wethers? it too dry and hot here. not enuf sno on da hills to melty for da reserv, rese, pond things fur collecting waters. we be in drowt fur abowt tree yeers nao. iz in cali fern knee-a inna bay areeea.
I sends u a warm.
Iz 9 firty at nite and iz 86 degrees.
*sigh*
Teh wevver iz alwais nicer on teh otter side ov teh fence.
Tru, berry tru. An yer grass bees greener two. (Has to be. Mine is covered in wite stuff)
Wii can has < 50*F tonite.
**snugglols up to Lucky**
Ohai! {{rhsb,Jack,Ebil,DK}} Howl ye als bee?
OM bee bak tew regular nao…Dad iz stable’n'improvin’ eben, today! Thx yu, CC
Ohai OM!! {{{OM}}} I iz gud, hao iz yew?
WP whare iz my comment to Ebil!!? OM iz waitinz.
(repeats herself)
OM iz gud! Hap’ly hab’n funtymez wif als Cheezfrenz hare. =^!^=
Ai dunno whu be still arownd, so ai will say agen inna moarning, but… ai haz mai gnu website up’n'running (will customize teh skins/themes uv blog an forum layter, an ai still needs tu du an about page n stuff).
But, despite taht, it bees up an wurking!
Ohya… it be awn kitteh behavyur an helf an reskyu an stuffs lyk taht. Ai gunna du articlols, an ai haz tu guest riters ai
threatenedhave asked tu rite when tehy chews tu, an ai berry open tu heering what peeps fink tehy wud find useful.Iz at prysmcat.org
*bownsis awf tu collect Seanya an kittehs an hed fur bed*
I took a lookie. U needs a “Contact Us” I fink (or really I want). Lurved da videos of yer babies. Eva is almost growed up. Cory is a hart-bebe furr sure.
Please to be writing sumthing bout halping kettehs to get along in multi-cat houses. Wii bees habbing 3 kettehs, cat-sitting 1, an hosting a stray. Need advise, an more hooman-slaves to care furr emoshunal needs ob da kettehs. Any vuluntears to halp snorgle, an pet, an listen to dem wine about lack ob servise round hear?
You won’t need a bed for long, that poor baby is gonna die of heart or kidney failure. Stop killing him with food!
Dis art! Dis da phelyne iqwibbalent ub “Da Birf ub Beenus”: “Da Nap ub Fluffy”.
wuts monorail kitteh?
Ohai EJ101! Iz involved and complecated…pls 2 see teh lolspeek helps at the top of this thread.
Ib yu R bee’n new to Cheezland…Welcome! Wii als be frendlee and hapy to meat yu!
=^!^=
That thing has outgrown it’s bed! It needs to get ALOT of exercise, or else somethin’ gonna happen.
Why is this cat sleeping in a woman’s hat?
thts 1 big cat! thts ok, i luv fat catzzz!!!