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Duz yu pwomise to sumtimes tell teh truff, selekted porshuns of teh truff, and nuffin but teh truff that woan get yu in trubble, so halp yu Ceiling Cat?
did u swearz on teh bloo fuzzy fing?
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ai duz!
conga rats, cali! awn yur solo nawt sekkund spot tihs lubblee sundai!
ai feels laik jellee doenuts, hao abowt yoo?
ai carree on teh dansin frum yesterdaies –
*swoop swoop wun too free dip swerl*
hao ellygant!
ohai mugglemary, an fankiez! teh jellee doenuts iz teh purrfik, an ai lurvz teh ellygunt dansie.
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*puts on her lawng fansee bawl gown an hi heeled sneekers*
twerl twerl twerl
ooooo lookit mai skert twerll!
*gets dizzee, falls down*
oops! lol
*AN OWNLII AWN TEH BLEW FUZZEE THING.*
Ai solimlee do!
whai yes, momma! whai wud yoo ebber doutt mii?
Dat sowndz juss liek a kitteh!
I cannot tell a ly. Unlessen I mite get in trubbel.
hmm lessee, wut wud teh kitteh ly abowt?
Acting lyk a crayzd munkey
Bopping teh hamsturs awn teh hed
Catching mowsiez an hyding dem inna howse
D…
Sumtimez, I likes to give teh Bitey. It is hard to ly abowt dat.
deese troying teh hawsplants
eeting eberyting in site
farting uncontrollablee
g…
grass nomming
hare biting
i screem likking
jelly bean rolling
Krispi Kreem steelin(see dough nuts above)
LOLing bcawse him steeled & gots awai wif it
marinating mousies 4 L8er
n….
Nomming teh goldyfish
Obeying teh rooles-NOT!
Playin innercint
Qwietlee sneekin up awn goggie
R…..
Runnin awai wif…ooo ooo
Shiney fings
Tare ing up teh cowch
Udderly absorbed wif cheezburgerz
Vexing his mawm wif tales awf tails
Waxing his chin so as nawt tew haev telltail signs awf milk
Yelloling frum teh burnified chin wiskers
Zzzzzzzz-settling n 4 a nap…busy babbeh!
Ai aer habbin berry slooooooow connekshun dis mornin, so Ai aer goin 2 close fur noaw. Bai!
bai anni — hoapz yur conexshun getz teh speedeeer.
Yewz luks skert….
Maybe.
kitteh pleeds teh fifth
kitten kneads a fifth!
Liddill Kittehz amz
a missturree rappt inz a
sillkee cununndrumm
Liddill Kittehz doan’tz
seez t3h Wurld froo Hewmin ieez.
Diz maykz dem yoo~neek
Liddill Kittehz amz
awwwlll abowtz cummfurt. Datz wie
dayz lubz ‘Lawndree Day’!
Eeben Beeg Kittehz
cannawtz reezist a Baskitt
ubz wawrm foalded stuff
Jack.
Clappity, clappity, Jack…anudder gud won an so earily n teh mourning!
*stands on awfiss chare an claps floofee paws*
hooray fur jack!!
I does.
Kitteh goin on Jury Duty
Wut dey donut kno cannawt hurt me.
Liddill Kitteh canz
spendz owurrz luukeengz 4 juss
ryte ‘Potayto Bawll’
Potayto Bawll duz
nawtz habs 2 beez rowndz. Itz juss
habz 2 roalz straynjlee
Potayto Bawll canz
maykz noyzz wen itz roallz. Cuz dat
entyssez Kitteh
2 leepz andz pownssez
andz attakkz. Laytt atz nyte wenz
Hewminz amz sleepeengz!
Jack.
Go easy on the lolspeak.
U a straenger in theze parts mistr? Hed norf 2 ur adres bar, tipe Dictionary.com an u can haz all teh speak u wantz wif no lolz at all.
it meens, when yu is interrogatin the lolspeak, do not hits it wif the rubber hose or whak it wif yer paw or nEfing like dat. Say nise fings wif it and gives it all yer cheeezburgers. Den everyfing is okay.
Pardonz! Mai missed steak.
suddenly politics luks gud.
soooz cutez lolz
Kat: I duz
Attorney: Okee, furst queshun: did u knot steal the cheezburber last knight?
Yesh I duz sulomny swearz
Ceiling cat, ceiling cat, what are they feeding you ?…
There it is: the Feline Code of Ethics in action.
I beweave if Iz evar suppenaed Iz shouldz claims that teh normal oth bi putin teh hand on the bibble iz rong andz I should swearz that overz a cheezeburger.
Picture winz.