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Ugh. If you didn’t buy such hideous upholstery, I wouldn’t have to shred it.

awl uglee couches must die.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: DanielleJane

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Saturday, May 16th, 2009 at 5:00 pm.

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  1. annipuss says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:01 am

    Iz mai protest gainst ur bad tayste

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  2. bluesfan473 says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:02 am

    U haz onlee urseff tew blaim! *skritch skritch skritch*

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  3. uniquekitty says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:13 am

    *runsfruonwaitewdulaundry*
    congaratz Annipuss!
    *leeves playt uf oatmeel choklitchip cuukies awn tablol and runs owt*

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  4. BuddyDitzmores Mom says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:16 am

    Wut haz bean seen cannut beh unsean!

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  5. ZOMFGCHEEZBURGAR says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:28 am

    MAH CLAWZ R HISSING IN DISGUS Z0R.

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  6. Blackbellied Jack says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:31 am

    Shred sum wheat whilez yer at it…..

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  7. op_sMama says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:39 am

    Dis fuglee sofer iz purdiest den mime. *sob* Butz ai byied a streechie hat fur itz, sew OP wodn leaf!

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  8. 3kittymomma says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:46 am

    I will cuver it wif a hairball next.

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  9. Tweetsfanclub says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:47 am

    Now that’s funny! Love this kapshun

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  10. D.R. says:
    May 17, 2009 at 5:06 am

    Tacky! :) Some catnip will make me feel better, though.

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  11. coyoteman says:
    May 17, 2009 at 5:08 am

    Kitteh’s upholstery looks much prettier.

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  12. prysma-kitteh says:
    May 17, 2009 at 5:16 am

    *wanners in an sprawls awn teh neerist cowch*
    Gud {insert tiem uv day heer}.

    Ai duz nawt recommend starting yur day awf bai stumbloling tu trai tu aboid stepping awn a small hyperaktiv diva, an coming daon wif yur fut in/on a corel bowl taht had big-kitteh gushifuds in it last nite (at leest it mostlee emptee), an failing tu catch yur balins befoar yur hole (an jenrus) wayt coming daon awn teh bowl. Ai nawt fawled, diva nawt stepped awn, but was teeny shards uv bowl spred fur abowt free or foar fetes in awl direkshuns. I hadda yell an wake Seanya up tu come take kittehs away so no wun get hurted.

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    • BOM_MOMME says:
      May 17, 2009 at 5:27 am

      Datz nawt gud, pour bowl gibbed itz lif fore da Diva. Dats wheye ai keepz a flashlite nex tu da bed, tu aboyd da kittehs.

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    • bluesfan473 says:
      May 17, 2009 at 5:31 am

      U dint git cut awn teh fut, aihoap? {{{{p-k}}}}

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      • prysma-kitteh says:
        May 17, 2009 at 5:43 am

        Ai iz otay — lil skratch awn top uv fut, sumhao, but nuffing bad. Got tuff feets. :lol:

        Teh big kittehs gno ai just big clumsee hyoomin, an eben if tehy awl eksited, tehy usuallee haz a caerful nawt tu get steppt awn. But teh babycats, tehy soooo small, an soooo fast, an tehy pay tenshun tu nuffing else when tehy playing!

        Bedder teh bowl gib its lyf tehn teh babycats get hurted!!!!!!!!!!

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    • 3kittymomma says:
      May 17, 2009 at 5:39 am

      {{PK}} Yu sound az graceful az mii. Mine Lucy kitteh iz awlwais tryin tu trip mii. Ifinkso shii bii keepin poyntes.

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      • prysma-kitteh says:
        May 17, 2009 at 5:46 am

        Ai can trip awn own feets awn flat surfase, an always discobering broosis awn mai hips an shins whair ai bonked intu fings an didnawt bovver tu notiss. :lol:

        Mebbe kittehs be studying us cauze tehy cannawt unnerstand hao we can be so ungraseful an still keep tehm supplied wif fuds?

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        • 3kittymomma says:
          May 17, 2009 at 5:50 am

          Oh yesh, darn feet git in mine wai awl da tyme, along wif doorknobz, door facings, rugz, etc. Mine Dr. Tinycat worried bout mii wen I wented awn bakashun cause wii wuz gonna bii raften. Him beri aware uf mine clumsiness. :D

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          • rhsb says:
            May 17, 2009 at 5:55 am

            I borked my toes awn my nawt-sekkund weddin nite. Nawt doin ennyfin “fun” ethur. Hanged dem awn teh door fasin, whiel walkin bare-feetid.

            It wuz omen, I sware!

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            • 3kittymomma says:
              May 17, 2009 at 6:02 am

              LOL!! Nebber a gud sign! This howse wuz owt tu git mii fur the nawt sekkund cuppla years wii lived hear. I borked mine ribs, tore da meniscus in mine knee, borked mine nose, an gitted 2nd an 3rd degree burns awn mine stomach dumping pasta water.

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              • rhsb says:
                May 17, 2009 at 6:06 am

                When ex-huzbin#2 an I started werkin awn teh trayler, hiz fut gotted stuk inna vent-hole dat wuz inna floor. I hadda slide my hanz down nexst to himz fut an untye hims shoo so him cud get hiz fuut outta teh hole.

                Den, a week oar so laytur, I gotted locked IN teh bedroom, an hadda clymb outta teh window, cuz teh door-nob wuz borked.

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            • BOM_MOMME says:
              May 17, 2009 at 6:26 am

              Ai borked mine free toez on da nite befor mine wedding. I had tu were mine ballet shoes tied around mine foot tu git married. Fank CC da ai still had dem.

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        • mugglemary says:
          May 18, 2009 at 12:20 am

          bravo, pk! speshullee wach owt fur teh bbc cory! whin mai zeekii wuz bbc, ai steppeed on his little bodee when ai wandering arownd in teh dark an ai cuden see hims. ai nebber furgits teh noyse he maded “urk* but he wuz oakaee! day is made ob teh flubber when bbcs, thank cc, ai finkso1

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  13. mamarosa says:
    May 17, 2009 at 5:19 am

    Offendsive couch iz offendsive.

    But ai LURVE teh look onna kitteh’s face!!

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  14. rhsb says:
    May 17, 2009 at 5:47 am

    Sumware, dere is pikshur of me wif similolar luuk awn my fayse, poyntin to hotel bedspred.

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  15. prysma-kitteh says:
    May 17, 2009 at 6:21 am

    Gotta go — need tu showr, an go awn kwik shopping trip tu sekkund-hand clovving-etsetra store, gunna see if ai can finda bag taht Cory can be comfee in so ai can smugglol him awn teh bus tu skool. *giglol*

    Bakk laytur!

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  16. lolRabbit says:
    May 17, 2009 at 7:50 am

    LOL I have pillows in this pattern

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  17. jmuhj says:
    May 17, 2009 at 9:03 am

    Hawteh kitteh iz hawteh.
    *AKSHULII AI LYKEZ TIHS UPHOSTURII*

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  18. Calli says:
    May 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    My family had that couch when I was little. In fact, I loved it so much I cried when we finally threw it away. That was at least 15 years ago …

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  19. kimiebear says:
    May 18, 2009 at 8:33 am

    wut a gorjus kitteh!! sooo purrrdy…..

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  20. Vicky says:
    May 18, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    This website is massive genius!!

    Reply
  21. Airigh says:
    May 24, 2009 at 3:59 am

    I used to have the EXACT same fabric in my windows. It came with the apartment. I HATED THAT THOSE CURTAINS.

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