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an use dem!
dose eyes are gonna get yu a snorgle, yes it iz!
Conga rats carosue! Yu iz teh solow nawt sekkund!!! Wut dansees an drinkees yu want?
Wut fun! We cud do the dans of spring, wif the newborn kittehs an flours and fings. An have teh bubbly drinkies, to go along wif it.
YAY! Gud ideer! **Poorz shampers, AChoo!**
**passes shampers tu awl cheezpeeps**
**pins flours an fings tu fevvers**
**duz nawt pin newborn kittehs tu fevvers**
**Danses danses danses, singing spring spring sping**
*snorgles*
Whut birdee?
Lol – no offens, PH. But ai’v seen dis luuk awn Angelina.
It uzhulee meenz shez dun sumfin rong adn knoz it.
Adn wun ob teh mayn fingz ai reinfors a lawt is “no birdz.”
Dat offin getz teh chipmonk-chattur wen ai sez in tu hur wen she sharts stawkin wun, or eben taykz tu mush notiss ob wun (we has hummerz tu, adn ai dont want hur tu skeer dem away).
{{{Angies Papa}}}} Yuz a gud papa, datz furr shoar.
Shez finallee lernin tu play wiff indoor mauses (teh stuffed-nip kynd).
Ai’v bin tryin tu get hur moar innerested in dat so she duzznt has as mush need tu go owtsyd as Grate Kaliko Huntrr, adn shez bin gud abowt uzin teh skritchin poast insyd teh hows (adn nawt teh furnichur), so ai put a kuppul mauses awn top ob teh skritchin poast adn tossd hur wun ob her fabrit treetz wen she nokkd it awf.
My gole wuz tu get hur playin wiff dem, but moss ob teh tym nao sheel wawk up, strech-skritch awn teh post, kazhullee bat at a maus until it fawlz awf, dek stryk a poze adn “mew” fur hur treet.
Ai has tu gigglol, adn ob kors ai gibs hur teh treet. But nao shez startin tu play wiff dem sum moar nao dat she knoz dattil get a treet tu. Slowlee but shirlee…
hoo u kawlin shirlee?
lol =^!^=
**czechs phone bill statement**
I nawt kawl no wun.
u guiz…;)
chooz yur weapons wisely!
Point endz iz no match foar my
cat bow…er…cat-a-pult…er…catlin gun…oh yew win kitteh.
ohai! NC howl ye bee tuenite?
Iz beautimus in deh PNW!
=^!^=
Ohai OM, iz beautimus in SoCal tew…almoast tew beatimus (read HOT and sunny).
My mood nawt sew mush. Uh liddlol grey akshully.
…and my DID is acting up to boot.
{{{shirley’n'NC}}}
did dat halps abit?
“come into the sunshine of my love”
Why I Eyes Ya!
Oh my dog. Oh Long John. Oh Don Piano…
Duz a long johnson don piano rekwire uh 12 inch pianist tew play it?
Donut kno. I’m nawt “ekwipped” to anser dat kweshtun.
U has teh emayo btw.
I dunnnnnn nooooo
I herd yew gawt bigger unz dan awl us cheezmenz, and dey is made owta brass.
Oooh!
Uh brassy heded step bastij.
Why duz teh room spin weneber Red izza ‘rownd?
Trust me, I iz AWL woman!
I mite has brass wuns, butt dey is teh temporaree. I yooze dem onle wen nesessaree.
Yooshualee, teh speshul boots gibbed to me by Maus/Ebil Maus duz teh trik.
Hey Red! Teh little Philly frum KY wun da Preekness tudai!! Gurl power rocks!!
ai saw dat! it wuz awesum, speshually since sum uf teh owners tried tew get her barred frum teh rayc!
Gurl Power!
yup – gurls rool, bois…well, yu noe!!!
an ai hoeps she kiks dere butts agin in teh Belmont!
Yeh, dat wud be purrfect! Fillie iz deh spoiler–nawt ob teh stalyions ken git triple crown neeber.
Hawh-hawh! =^1^=
(ohai UK, DK, Red ‘n’ als deh ober cheezfrenz!!)
Stink?
yeah, dat tew!!
Dearest Red, did yu git mine e-mayo? I noteiced in mine adress buk I had tu fur yu an wun wuz missspelled (imagin that) Did I git it tu da rite wun?
Teh wun wif ur snail mail? Yup, gotted it.
SNURT
Dat poor baby, he looks like someone eated his cookie an his cheezbuger.
eyez da doorwai 2 da sole. sole-kat snorgle!
I hasnt etin in at leest 10 minuhts
LOLS!
And moar lulz!
Awwwh poor kitteh, wut makes u so sad?
Dey sayed I wuz poyzin!!!!
(izzit werkin? r dey fawlin foar it?)
*fawl*
(whew, ai fwot ai had losted mai tuch.. oar mai sadd puppee aiis!)
Puppyeyes……akshuly is kitteh hab teh eyes. Can proob by mai kitteh babehs. and…anddd…..and…oh…*S P L O R T!!!!!*
KCT!!!!!!!!!!
{{{{{{kct}}}}}
iz BERREE BERREE GUD tew see u heer!
*o noez, sweepee sweepee up kct’s braynes
washhus caerfullee wif teh fizzee waddur
pakkee inna hed, arrayngis hedboens inna rite playces
rappee deh hed wif dukkee tayp
gibs floofie blankee tew kct an pats it inna rown*
wud u liek sum hawt choklit? wif extree marshy melloes?
O yesh…fankq so mush. Hapen nawt had so cootee so awna mai eyes sooooo lawng. Hawt choklit so good. Floofee blankees and awl frens and care by jk2k and Lungdoc!!!! {{{{jk2k and Lungdoc}}}}}} Ai happen seen so grat trees until this morning in the nursing hoem and only saw not much in the horse pittle……
Iz gud 2 C U hear, KCT. Hope u r dewin gud adn will suun b hoam. Wii can haz missin u. {{{{{KCT}}}}}
Omai! CCC team off on coffeebrayke?
Parttime splort fixer second string on the scene…
*Scoops up scattrd splorted bits*
*Rinses with cool water*
*Puts back in braynepan, pat pat pat*
*Fits headbone carefulee back togedder*
*Secures with rainbow-duckytaip*
*Covers splort victim with soft blankee
and offers chawklit to much while recovering*
Feel better KCT?
OOps! Error in penultimate line noted! “chawklit to much” is typo and almost a contradicshun in termz! No such fing as too much chawklit.
Meant to type “chawklit to munch.” Good that jk2kitteh was on hand too.
aifink izz implolsiblol tew hab tew mennee hans at teh CCC briggayd!
ohai KCT!! iz bery gud tew see yu heer! butt nawt gud tew see yu splorted…lessee….
sweepeesweepee up teh braynes
rins teh braynes wif sparklee wadder
pakk braynes bakk in hed
oh, wadaminit…ai missed sum!
pikks up rest uf braynes, rins awf, and put in hed.
puts hedbones bakk togevver liek jigsaw puzzlol
stretchstretch awn a CHRG wig doi uf liddlol raychorses (Rachel Alexandra – gyrl horse hoo beeted boi horses in Preekniss tewdai!!)
tayptayptayp wif yellow dukk tayp
helpsa KCT tew soft comfy chayr in spolrt recubbery ward…luukowt teh window, ober dere, mai Chica and Stormy be chasin flutterbyes wig otter kittehs! dey be habbing fun, aren’t dey? *sigh*
offers drinkies uf yur choyc and liddlol karamel filled choklit horseshoos
dere-hoep ai did dat rite, and hoep yu feel bedder suun!! {{{KCT}}}
{{{{{{jk}}}}}}}} Fankq for awl ur halp too! Ai noo teh mostest kitteh wif teh mostl cyoot look. Mai Missy B had been shotted by a meen man when she was a homeless kitteh. Ai adopped her. As she knew she was in a hoem, she would put reeeely cyoot eyes showing and wud lift her leg that had been by the meeny. the more she wanted, the higher the leg wud be be raised. Eben for higher shes abover from the damage many yeers ago Kittehs rooly on the cyootnes
Wow KCT! Triple splort repair! Anybody know what the indoor record may be? Call the Department of Redundancy Department (and teh Natural Guard!)
Ohai dayr, lungdokk!
Iz nyss 2 knoez dat
Ah amz nawtz t3h oanlee fan
ubz ‘Fyresyde Theeturr’!
Puppee Ieez Kitteh
reemyndz Hewminz ‘Ebbeefeengz
datz dayz knoez iz rawngz!’
Deep frydz Grote Clussturrz
amz nawtz avaylabill inz
Sekkturr Wubbillyooz
Jack.
Wow Jack!
Ai had no ideeeea taht yuur talentz included remembering of FST! I has an iimpresst. Remindz me of med skool (loooong tym ago) wehn my classmatez (sitting in auditoryroom waiting for profesrs) would voice-act the whole “Beet teh Reaper” riff….:-D
Call Nick Danger!
…and how do I make my voice do this?:shock:
Hmm. “shock” smiley didn’t work. Needs a space?
Aha! That diddit.
Shouldn’t it be “cats can have them too” instead of “even”…?
Even cats? Odd cats? Yes.
Ai fink dis “prime” kitteh izza “nachural” foar makin’ “rashunal” hyoominz beehayb “irrational”y, but ai bet teh “complex”ities ob hiz come hither mehfoads brake daon wen derz “PI”.
Did sumwun sai PI? Wat kinda PI? Mai I have 3.14 pieces tu go?
wai ownlee 3.14? ai’d rathurr hab 3.14159…dat’z 3 pi’z, wiff .14159 eggstra….
Kaus dat wuz awl I kuld member fur teh moment. I hazza lowng tyme owtta skool.
Ooh Yeah, an I’m a gurl an GURLS RULE!!
yah, butt ai’z a gui, adn ai haz ownlee lukked att dat mucch ob teh pi fingie liek wunse, adn dat wuz liek 5 yeerz agow….sew therefoar, ai WIN!
HA! boiz rule in dis caez!!
Grrlz rool!!! *hi-fivez 3KM*
noez! yooz rong! mai thotz wurr betturr dan yurz, sew derefoar, ai winz!! adn boiz rool!
Mah kittehs is irrational
butt (!) ai bet dey iz pryme!
irrational kittehs is not prime but dey is real
mai nawt bii rashunlol, butt dem iz kyoot!!
kyootness is berry important property of deh kittehz
makes us furget deh crazy fings demz does
If yew all insist on discussin’ teh quotient factor ob teh product derived frum dis pun, den yew mite az well add teh fact dat yew can’t subtract frum dis kitteh’s ability to divide yor sensiblities ‘tween beleebin hii did nuffin’ to multiply hiz guilt and beleebin dat teh reel root ob the caws iz…well…himz clawz.
*klappy klappy* Gud wun!! WIN!!
Whut DK sayz.
An teh numbur of kitteh’s clawz nawt imaginery!
Duz enniwun have a rational kitteh? I nawt eber seen wun.
Wenz innosentz luukz
duz nawts wurkz, Wyze Kitteh willz
yooz t3h Puppee Ieez
Puppee Ieez amz an
awlllmoast admisshunn ubz gilt,
butz nawtz yoozd awffunn
Puppee Ieez canz
haz yoozd wenz noyzee Burdz
amz misseeng frum Cayjj
Jack.
Jack! Haz ai menshuned, yu rokk? Yu nawt onlee duz teh awsum hai-koos fur ichc, but yu duz tehm fur teh babykittehs’ blog! An tehy AWL full uv WIN! Ai duz nawt gno hao yu duz it!
Ohai, Happy caturday to awl. Just finelee seing if ai can has bloo naim.
Yay! it wurked! Dstrukshunz wur frum LCB tutorilol if ennywun nedez.
**Clappity floofy paw for m’lady**
Nao yew izza “bonfide” blooblud…no?
Ai gotz to houz an seen mi OP wit dem same eyz. Her nokd ober de klen bedstufz an maad hur a princez bed. Ai shull waash dem ober inz mournin!
AWWWW!! iz sew kyoot, adn orinj….adn haz teh puppee eyez…..iz…iz…sew….kyoot…..
*SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!*
omai DK – yu haz ben heer a while!
sweepeesweepee up teh dragon braynes
rins teh braynes wif sparklee wadder
pakk braynes bakk in hed
oh, wadaminit…ai missed sum!
pikks up rest uf braynes, rins awf, and put in hed.
puts hedbones bakk togevver liek jigsaw puzzlol
stretchstretch awn a CHRG wig doi uf liddlol raychorses (Rachel Alexandra – gyrl horse hoo beeted boi horses in Preekniss tewdai!!)
tayptayptayp wif yellow dukk tayp
helps DK tew soft comfy chayr in spolrt recubbery ward…luukowt teh window, ober dere, mai Chica and Stormy be chasin flutterbyes wig otter kittehs! dey be habbing fun, aren’t dey? *sigh*
offers drinkies uf yur choyc and liddlol karamel filled choklit horseshoos
dere-hoep ai did dat rite, and hoep yu feel bedder suun!!
Eggselnt resqu, UK!
Ahh…fankyoo….
waet…yoo meen doze kyoot kittehz obbar dere?
Dey be hart-kittehs in teh PM meadow, right? Ifinksew.
ah…..dey’z still kyoot, tho…
Oh, I thout yoo asked wat UK ment.
noez…..itt wuz jusst teh reassershun ob teh kyootnesses……
yesh, dey wuz mai hartkittehs in teh meedow – Chica crost 3 yeers ago at aje 16, and Stormy crost last Aughost at aje 17.
ai miss dem lawts – butt wii has Unique and Tira naow, and suun wii haz Eva teh Diva too!
Ohanooo, hearz wii go agin!
Pur lilleh bebbeh. Hims lukks leik hims feelers wuz hurted.
Ah wil volurntears to snorgle hims an maek hims feels bedder.
Pur bebeeh kitteh. Him haz bery sad eyes.
Awwwwww. Squee!
~Splort~
Oh-oh! cawl deh CCC….DR needy halp’n'mii keybord neerly froz toadly…
*puts on her apron, roll uppa sleeves, clamp bak hairs*
Ai redy to halp yu nao DR ai no CRP..PRC ..a deh nawt seckon AID, YA!
shovelshovelshovel deh bryans (iz lots!) washy wif deh sailine H2O, gentalez wif acarflez putz bryans bak in ‘e bryansbox, wif a litening quikyness pop on teh floof toppin’, stiky 2gever wif purpl’n'grean
duky tapez, wapz DR in hanknit moharez blanky wif much tendarnes ‘n settlz DR in2 comfy papason share in recubbery ruum…reelax…yuz floaty’n'wam nao…reeelaax..yu do’n it gud. Ai bring teh hot coffy-nudgey. Wanna see starz commin out..looky up an’ cownt wif mii. beddur naow, yezifinkso! Nex tyme yu bee waren’ ur chiknhatythangy..ok?
Okay, thanks, OtherMother!
Mao Ai wantz tu splort — recubbree rum and yur treet mint sound sew attractive.
why dat sew kind ob yu to sayz! Eye bee watch’n out fur ye! Gotcha chknhatythangy handee? Gud!
=^1^=
teh kittay iz konstipated
Photoshopped! Just a little on the right eye. Sry to be a party-pooper.
This cat photo is showing..
I’m so bored in… ? GUESS !
LOL.. 555
Mooom…Rex tuuk mai mowsie an den he pooshed meh innteh mud *powts*
I think this picture has been stolen from flickr.
SO CUTE!
PUPPY EYES – Not just for puppies anymore
iz has puppy eyez 2! d(O .O)b