Gee, Dave…I can’t even see the stage from here. What did you expect for 12 bucks?
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Az of rite nao, az ai rite, ther ar onlee FIEV starting commintz! Ebreething else iz replies! Ai think taht mite be a rekord!!
But Annipuss must bee celery brated – so ai am gonna hotfoot it ober to teh PI Stawl an bring hur bak sum of teh fresh (shugar free!) stomberree rhubarb PI (ai can smell it fri HEER). Ai’ll cover it oop so it stays nice an warm.
An rite beside it ai’ll put this adorabul bobble hed babee otter. So sweet – but enewun can hav wun!!
ooooooh! ai can has bobble hed babee otter?
ai jus warmin up to dans dans dans fur anni! ai fink a fred astare an jinger rawgers number wud be approwpreeate!
“heavin, ai in heavin…”
OK!! GRate aidea. We can swoop around together!!
*Hummmms* La laaaaaaa, la la la laaaaaaaaa, la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaa. . . .la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaa. . . .wehn we’re aut togedder dansing cheek to cheek. . . .
*dans dans swoop swoop twerl glyde twerl glyde swoop twerl*
*sit suddenlee in teh neerest chayre*
*sip sum cawfee*
Wud yoo laik sum cawfee, too???
an – heer – heer iz yur bobble hed babee otter!
*swoop swoop glyde*
*danse danse danse*
we can haz happi feet??
#an ai dans dans dans#
@an ai dans dans dans@
*twirls n plops!!*
+ whew +
Taht’s “42nd streeet,” rite??
*tap tap tappiteitee TAP
tippetitee TAP TAP TAPPITEET TAP
tappeteti tapeepteti tap tap tappeetpetet
Tap tap tap tappetettii TAP!*
*Plops down wif jamamkitty an princessmu*
Ar we still drinking cawfee???
oh yesh, let me freshen up yer cup….
teh happi feet akshully in my mind, came frum the happi feet movie of pengwins fame!!!
an here is teh whippy cream an we can dew teh viennnnnnnnneze wallllltz……….
da dum dum dum dum
du du du du
da dum dum dum dum
du du du du
Oh!
Icey!! Oh well – it wuz a gud werkout! Nao, if awnlee ai had ebber REELEE lerned to tap, ai’d be HAWT!!
An thanks fur teh cawfee! Ai think ai’m gonna need it!
Ai’ve bin to concerts laik teh Pengwin wun! Wun wunders wai wun went. There – mai allitray. . .allystrash. . .mai werds that start wif teh sayme lettur fur teh day!
oh yea! ( heart) robin williams
Has u guys played the nom 4 fud game? its soooooo cute!!!!
ohai PM, is dat on F/b?
oh heh heh, is at top of page………. now ai feelz stoopi………… drinks more coffee t’wake up!
Ai has! it’z addiktiv! This moarning, awn mai furst skore – ai wuz just 4 peeple under Ambercat!
but ai’m nawt kwite shrur hao teh skoring werks. No mader what mai skor, ai am awlwaiz nom brrrrr 1009!!
*walts walts walts*
*sip sip sip*
oh iz cyooooot!! janet, aifinkso yer score is on teh rite side………. 1009 is yer participantz nombrrrr aifinkso, cuz ai jus had dat nombrrrr tew
Ai just went off fur ILR cawfee! Nawt tath jamamakitty’s cawfee izn’t reelee gud!!
Iz there ene hope, princess mu, taht yoo cud come bak? Purrhaps they tresur yoo so much yoo cud thretten to leev if yoo cannawt hav yur ICHC fix?
Yoo Ar SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mist heer! *sniff*
Well yes – but awl teh numburs ahed ov mee (awn teh rite side) ar haier – an those below ar lower.
Ai still haz a puzzloled.
Waht??? yoo ar nom brrr 1009 too???
*eben moar puzzloled!*
Mai last skore wuz 22300. Waht did yoo hav???
how can ai anser if der is no “reply” in teh box…. ai duz not see wut dey are doooin here
Yoo HAV bin gone too long!!
Just klik awn the ohaiest wun up – an it pops down heer. But yoo awlreddi know that, cuz yoo just did it!
ai gess so…………… ai wuz jus 1009 again!! but mai score cud not compare wif yer highness score… ai had teh lowleeee 21000
Oh – poor princess mu! She SED hur pewter at haom wuz PAYNEFULLEE slo!
At leest she haz hur cawfee! An can purrhaps get teh hole car pit vacuumed whilst she iz waiting!
Yoo gotted a skor that hai teh sekond taim yoo did it?????
Yoo ar reelee GUD!!!!!!!
oh her prolly jus slipt awai tew play anuvver rousing round ob nom teh fuds!!
*wundrrrz if her put a nextra “0″ in teh score*
Han awn. Ai’m gonna go trai again. Be bak in maybee 5 oar so minnits. Bai that taim princess mu mite be bak!
Ai’ll see where ai land. Ov corse, ai dont get a skor taht hai ebree taim – but if it iz lower, ai don’t report it.
WOW!!! Ai just gotted 31300!! An ai am still 1009 – so it must bee teh membrrr bom brr.
But – jamamkitty? Hao can we BOF bee 1009???
Maybe itz laik sharing a kabin awn a river crooze??
Taht carnt be rite – Ai is awlwais 1009, too!
mus be teh sekrit “code” fur lolcattrs!! (ai jus gotted 31,200! wuz feline gud till i saw dat j-pak gotted 31,300!!!!!*
Yoo shud feel MOAR tahn just gud!! Ai’ve played at leest 30 taims, ai’ll bet! An YOO just started!!!! ;}
But jamamkitty – waht num brr did ai hav wehn yoo saw mee just abov yoo??
Nao ai am REELEE wundering hao they do it!
An Ambercat – wehn ai saw yoo, yoo must haz bin 1004 – taht ai cud see – becuz teh nom brrrs just wehn up – oar down!
ai haz not seen innywuns name dat ai knows wen ai enterz mai skore!! ai mus be in a leeegue ob mai own!!
itz awnlee happened free taims. Wun wuz 3kitteh momma – an nao ai cant remembrr hoo else!
Ai just did it again – gotted awnlee 22200!!
skweeeeee! fankees fur babee otter!
*carefullee puts neckst tew babee Cory an Eva bobblolhedds*
*admires*
gud dansin, tehr, janet!
Juss hoep tehy donut awl get teihr lyters owt fur teh slo nummer – teh yseberg will melt!
Mornin Ambercat! Haow u 2dai?
Ai is werkin oop tu doin teh haus werks an lawdrees – mai haus luks lyk it has bin bergulled!
wahl, doan has a scared wen yoo get here later – ifinkso a tornado dun tore froo teh howse!
Lawndrees is awn, an I is just startin to put furnitshure bak in teh rumes it gottid moobed out ov for carpits.
Ai is abowt to takkul tihs week’s woshing oop – wish me luk!
We teh tornados neer bai – but they weren’t heer, so ai hav no eggs kyoots!
An ai hav to “hoover” (just practissing mai TTIish so so ai can Fitz Rytin) an teh sham poo (sum hao, this werd duzn’t luk rite in this context separated out laik this) teh car pit!
Becuz Cinders sumtaims duz teh reel poo, an that wun reezon wai ai haz to do teh sham poo! An – mai car pit sham poo-er reelee iz a Hoover, so ai hope that duzzn’t confoozle things too much!
Smowkur pengwins. Nao dat’s an innuresting fot!
Swonds lyk sumfink Robin wud sai,
“Smokin pengwins, Batman!”
“Smokin Pengwinz! Batman, luuk behynd u! Et’s teh Pengwin!
An he’s smokin!
OHAI – gud moraning – erm. . afternoon to moast! An ai’m off to a gud start! Yoov awl hav awlreddi given mee a wonderful laff to start teh day!
Smokin Pengwinz, but ai hav a lot ov lawn dree, washin oop (what specificaly do yoo do when yoo “wash oop?” Whatever, ai’m shur ai will be doing it!
it seems tew b cleaning day at ICHC. I’m going tew vacuum teh carpets. I already made nice salmon fish salad, a garlic olive paste and humus. next is laundry
{{{{{{{{princess mu!!!!!!!!!!!}}}}}}}}}
Can ai com to yur haus an halp yoo kleen??
Yur launsch sound MUCH bedder tahn main.
But – waht so yoo meen – salmon FISH salad? Iz there sumthing else innit?
An ai just NOOOO yoo wud be teh kind ov purrson hoo wud hav teh things together!! Imajin! Knowing awl reddi waht yoo ar having fur lunch! Ai’m still pondering brekfast! !
an ai jus bareleee got teh cawfeeee made……… hmmm i think i beddar go pour a cup
Bring it bak an com upthred! An pleez bring me sum to!
Ai just plopped wif yoo an PM!
Put sum whippy creem innit an we can purrtend we ar in Vienna!
nommy coffe! I are hasing sum tew!
{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}
Come up thred! We ar nao dansing teh Vienneze Walrtz!
Whooooo hooooo!!!
l call it salmon fish salad so it sownds liek tuna fish salad sew peeps kno wut i mean, but I has still confused u.
It has steamed salmon, fresh taragon, chopped biold egg, bacon, ranch dressing, celery and mayo. it are yummy
Aifink Ambercat meenz “doin teh dishwashin”! Nawt so mennee dishwashin masheenz heer, speshully iffn u lib alown – nawt werf teh munneez!
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smoking pingwins respawnsibel fur melting powlar ais caps?
kittehs taut pingwins hao to kreeate mischiff wifout opposeabble thumms?
Ohai mugglemary!
Hmmm… Ai fink ur fots r cawrekt, on bowf countz! Is defity a kitteh-plot tu warm up teh urf. Oar sumfing laik dat.
iz taied sumhao to last lolcat plotting to get hoomans!
Wat buks?? Ai onlee c pengwinz!!!
Hunnerdz uv dem!
No, ai doan c hunnredz. Ai onle c a fjew in teh frunt wif tunnz ob blak adn wite dawts behynd dems!
Sowwee, Ai can’t stai an keap u cumpanee – Hab 2 goe owt!
Iz okai! Taik care adn habba grate dai!!
Hai fluffyb is anywun still awn?
Gee Dave, your a cheap a**!
Pen~goo~winz gathurr
atz t2h awdesst playsez 2
cawmpayr Tukkseedoz
Pen~goo~winz awllwayz
dresst 4 ennee okayzhunn.
Habz ekkskwizzitt taystz
Sum Pen~goo~winz wawntz
2 seez t3h Wurrld. Wun willz wyndz
upz in Hoe~boe~kun.
Jack.
jack, a gem! ai falls off mai chare! but ai okay, yoo gib me a good laff for mai bad mood! fankees!
Ohhhhh mugglemary! Yoo can has a bad mood??? {{{{{{mugglemary}}}}
Yoo know, yoo ar a heroine fur moast ov us! Ai cud nebber do waht yoo do – an ai cannawt eben begin to tell yoo hao muches ai admires yoo fur it!
oh fankees, dame janet!
ai has a bad mood yesterdai because we has a noo rezzidint who is muslim hoo drinks an is a mean drunk, hoo denies he drinks an hes a big ikkee jerk! just cos tehy hiv+ duzzin meen tehy cant be ikee jerkee peep an we duzzin haff to like em, jus make shur tehy nawt on fire or bleedin!
Hoe~Boe~kun??? “cawmpayr Tukkseedoz????”
Jack – yoo ar, an awlwaiz will bee, mai frend!
It terns out ai reelee need yoo to see teh whirrled!
Yay for the Bugs Bunny reference..
Ai seed tha moovin shew bouz dem pingwenz. Dey sood cummor te sthay wit mai brudder.
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One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since the number one
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we iz overdreshed 4 oz fest oh noes we dun it agin
Must be Penguinpalooza…
lolcats watchin martch uh dee pengwinz live