
Help! Help! For the love of god, don’t leave me behind. Let’s see, I have onions, carrots, potatoes, basil, doggie …
dis gonna b teh bestest soup evar.
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Goggie in hawt water?
Dat’s awlmoast enuff 2 maek me a bejitairyun!
Sum bejimatabuls and tee fur sillibrashuns, or sumfing elze yu want?
Dat wud be gud – iz neerlee tiem fur affernoon tee heer.
Hai annipuss! Ai just burnt up mai tee kettul becuz we were awl ober awn teh urlee thred dansing in yur honor! An ai furgot to put teh whissel down! This iz nawt yur fawlt, ov corse!
Just menshuning waht we doo fur yoo!
*sniff* an it wuz red – nao itz kinda blak. an reelee kyoot. an nao ai will hav to heet teh wadder fur mai cawfee in teh mikrowaive. *Moar sniffs*
duz ai deteckt teh dredded “instint” cawfee speek here??? pleh!!
Yes! Moast dredded. Ai hav both heer – depends upawn hao much taim ai hav. Akshullee – maybee ai cud maek it in teh Frownsch Press??? An heet the water in teh mikrowave.
Oar – ai ar an ijit!! Ai hav pots an pans. Enething can heet water. But – mai byoootiful tee kettul! It wuz SooooO prettee. Lukin sumwaht laik a kettul taht a Hobbit mite hav.
ai will go to f/b an fined yew a nooo kettel……
well, now the pot can be ackurate when it calls the kettle names adn casts nasturtiums.
awwwww, poor kettul!
Oh pore JCH4K dat iz a shaym. Ai hoap u can get anuvver liek it. Ai haz a `lektrik kettul dat switchis isself awf iffn Ai leeb it awn. Ai nead dat `coz Ai get distraktid… Ooh, dots!
*sigh* Ai know! Ebreewun ai know haz a ‘lektrik kettul. Verree praktikul. Ai awlwaiz had wun in jermanee. Much fastur, too.
Ai dont KNOW wai ai nebber got wun heer! Ai wuz just so enchanted bai teh byootifuk tee kettuls!!
LOL!!! An ai think it iz stuk to teh burner! It wuz . . .paynted – an nao itz . . .awl meltee!
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ohai, Janetoftehmaneekittehs – yu iz goin tew teh Internashunal Cheezmeet in Lundun?? lukkee yu!
after dat, iz yu gonna come tew the Internashunal Cheezmeet in VLC? will be fun…pleezpleezpleez!
Wehn izzit??? Ai lubs teh trabble – an – *hangs hed in shayme* ai’ve awnlee bin to teh VLC a few taims wehn ai wuz littlol an we wud draive frum Meesheun thru teh VLC to Niagrara Fawls, to visit mai Ant Daisy!
iz Joon 27 in Kingston. will be LeezaB, Prysmakitteh, 4.5Kittehs, PrincessofChaos, Plasticat and mii (dat ai noe uf rite noaw)! ai fink peeps be plannin tew stai in Kingston awn Caturdai nite, maibe meet agin awn Bundai…
Aifinkso amandakat be coming tu.
Ai offured ebreewun sleeping at mai partmint, we gots queen bed an a futon cowch taht makes comfee dubble bed an a 3/4 bed inna gest ruum taht be gud fur tu if tehy frendlee… aifinkso wif so menny peeps, we gunna be putting teh uvver futon mattress (ai keeped when frame borked, justincase) awn teh floor fur sleepings, an an an ai dunno whair awl else!
Nawt wanting peeps whu paying monees fur trabelling tu haz tu pay fur motel/hotel ruum, tho, iz toorist sitee an prisis go up inna summer.
We figure it awl owt, tho! Teh more, teh merrierrierrier!
Sounds laik so much fun! ai wud luv to meet yoo awl IRL!!
*krosses paws and toesies and ayes and and and hoeps Janet comes tew VLC Cheezmeet*
Amandakat asked mii awn Cheezfrenz bowt the cheezmeet, but her nawt sai her coming! Yaaayyy! wuldn’t it be fun if Janet kan come tew???!!!!
Az ai recall, amandakat sed her wanted tu come an wud trai her best.
Having Janet tu wud be teh AWSUM!!!
Well, aim nawt so shur about teh awsum. . .but ai’m shure ai, fur wun, wud hav a verree gud taim!
ai haz SUV – wii kan put teh bakkseet down and sleep owt dere!
wii kan bring sleeping bags?
Shur! We can haz sleepober an awl pile in sumwhair.
Shud nawt haz tu sleep in SUV, tho, ai hopes we can make ruum!
Yu shur yu gunna be abol tu get Plasticat tu leev Eva-Deva obernite?
eben fer EvatehDiva – ai don’t fink Plasticat wuld miss dis Cheezmeet! uf korse, teh poor boi iz gonna be wwwaaaiiii owtnumbered…
Mai Seanya will be tehre, an PoC’s KD coming tu… so him nawt teh ONLEE gui prezint.
V. grafic discripshun of your dis dress. hoep U don mind dat it madez me laff.
An so did pick shurr, though is cleer goggie is ownly yawnin.
Mi sistur heatd de wautr in an saucepanz, florgotz bot it an it gotz so fierry red! De bottom cumz off an hitz that tile an broken inna wee molten ballz of rolly metals! It were Scary!
yikes! taht duz sownd skarree!
A’im lukkee ai havn’t burnt teh haus down yet! Thiz iz mai 5th ruint kettlol in less tahn 2 yeers!
LOL!! This iz PURRRfekt fur this pikchoor.
‘Cept it iz mai tee kettlol cawling!!! “HALP!! HALP!!! For teh lov ov god dont leeve mee awn this burner!!! “
Oh!!
Nao ai haz such a giltee!! Mai pore kettlol – awl aloan there in teh kichen. . . hao cud ai DOOO it????
lol – u maka me laff and laff janet
Ohai, noobeh! Hao yu be tuday?
Ohai PK! iz jush wakin up wiff mi coffee … so yummy this fyne mornin
I too hav careful typin today but (!) onlee cuz my hed soooo full of fog.
Pfft… fog be nawt a problem fur lolspeek! Juss taip it teh way it sownz in yur hed.
We will unnerstand yu!
the foggy hed is heavy adn teh noiz in teh head is berry lowd adn it sowndz like dis: GO BACK TO BED NOOBEH!!! it is brot on by teh medicines for the drippy noses. *snort* zzzzzzzzz maybe i will lissen and snooz wiff teh kittehs for a lil bit, aifinkso. c u later guys!
Feel bedder soon!! {{{noobeh}}} <- tihs be a hug
Wi shud haz a ceremonie fer ur kettlol, ai wil bee teh keener.
OOOOOOOHHHHH, teh poor kettlol! wailly wailly! U wil bee misst sweet kettlol, rest in teh grate skrap heep in teh skie! WAILLY WAIIIIIIILLY!
lolz!!! Fanks fur teh laffs, BF adn j-pak!!!
Ai has a wissling kettlol too, Janet, a Revere. It has teh cyootest dent on teh sied frum where ai dropped it soon after buying it, adn ai has to stik a spoon unner teh wissler when it boyles becuz teh hook taht holds teh wissler up got a bit melted teh time ai accidentally let it boyle dri! But ai lubs mai wissling kettlol!
Alos ai has lefted teh burner awn (lo) TWICE in teh past week! Oh, wut will becum ob us COCLs!
Deerly beluved, wii gathur tugethur tu rimembur tihs red kettlol, favrited ov jch4k, wich haz depurted tihs lief fur a bettur won.
Snerk. Whut haz become uv mai mannerz? Mai sensitiveity?
Fren had pan brun tu burner, both melded togevver.
Ai trustz JKH4K will naow getz LECTRIC (shuhh, noobey iz sleepz) kittle! ??
*admires bf473 being keener an keener*
Ohmai! Ai wud has a terrorfaied!
*waddles over and calls kettle black*
:LOL:
grrr, sillee caps lawk!
pot
ROFL
Sew sowree tu heer abowt ur tee kettul! Mai Granny furgot teh prittee coppur wun ai got hur cuz she furgot tu put teh liddul rooster wissle in the spout. Omai did dat fing luuk bad! It got sew hot it kinda melted and slumped. Poar, poar deer tee kettul.
Honestly, I think dogs are more afraid of cats than cats are of dogs. The food chain has been shifted.
Con-cat-shoe-laces Annipuss fur nawt secund!
FangQ KK!
Awlmoast enuff 2 maek me a bejitairyun tu, Ifinkso!
o noez! kitteh haz terned into teh ebils!
Less see heer, wats teh neggst resipee in ‘Tew Serve Goggie’
Biskits?
Goggie kookies. Do nawt want!
Ohai KayKitteh! Iz refrunce tew teh old twilite zone epizode Tew Serve Man. Mai aige, let meh sho u itz!
I match u wit mai geekiness. I red de short storey an LUBBED id.
LOL!! Keykat! We ar awl SUCH geeks heer!
We shud hav a “Top Geek” contest!!
oar an” ICHC Geek Idol” contest! *pondurs*
“Dansin Wif Teh Cheezfrends”?
We cud sell tikkitz!
Well wii do gets lotsob practise ebery LOL. Is fine idear. Hoo kin wii get as judges?
Oh *sigh* we needs gibbocat!!! He wuz so gud at this kind ov thing!
ai wuz just at teh companyun LOL – an he wuz there! Ai so wish he wud cob bak. Hee wuz awlwaiz just so FUNNEE!!
carrie ann o-lol-ba!
an bruno lol-iola!
an len lol-man!!!
ta da!!
AND ai just gotted 2400 awn teh gayme – an wuz # 1004.
????????????? So puzzling!!
Do you remember when you read the story, Keykat? Aifinkso ai saw it in some anfologee buuk from S. F. Book Klub in about ’62 or so. Apprntly it wz publishd nawt second in 1951. Damon Knight FTW!
Ai LUV taht eppee soda!! SO skeeree!
Ai hadda dreem wunce – befoar ai ebber saw it (an ai awnlee saw it in reruns, becuz they dint hav it in jermanee wehn ai wuz libbing there).
Ai wuz driving hoam – to mai pareints haus in teh countree. An in teh feeld akross teh street wuz a spayceship – an menee ov teh nay bors were wawkin up teh ramp!
An ai had to draive reelee fast to saive mai famblee, becuz ai NOOO tehy – teh peeple – thot it wuz a wunderful thing – but in realitee, teh aliunz were taeking tehm fur fud!
Ai still remembrr tatht dreeem vereee cleerlee – thio ai havn’t thot of it in sum taim!
sounz like soylent green tew me!!
Yesh wii’re meat!
Ohai! Ai wuz not mush twilite zone wacher. Wud haf to akz mai nawt oldr brudder about it. He iz fan ov nawt new TV showz.
Kitty skip the onions they are toxic to animals.
Kwick den, stuff 1 inna goggies mouf.
Noo, sorree — beez nyce tu goggie! plz? Iz otter living creesure, kin B frenz wif teh kittehs. Nawt to doz murder here, plz? Kthkzbye
no grapes, needer.
Ohai kafleen!
grapes??
*wanners in, still in jammies, tai ping caerfullee wif wun hand coz cradulling a sleepy Cory-Bear gainst upper chest wif uvver arm*
Ohai guis. Hao yu be tihs moarning / affernoon / ebning / whateber?
Ohai!! An gud moarning! Ai cant offur yoo ene cawffee (trajik ack sea dent – see abov!!
) – but ai CAN admire teh darling Cory-Bear!
Ai sowree tu heer bowt yur kettul. Ai has kettul fur awn stove tu, nawt lektrik wun. Nawt reellee finked abowt it, ai just lyk it.
Iz mai sekkund wun, mai prebius wun hadda aksident simlar tu yours. Ai de-whissul tehm coz it scare teh kittehs (iz lowd inna apartmint!) an ai got distractifaid.
Ohai p-k! *shmoos Cory-Bear awn hiz lil hed*
Iz awl gud awn Caturdai, aifinkso!
Him just eeted — gushifuds an kittin milk miksed, frum a bowl lyk a big kitteh! Him maked a mess (still tends tu put a fut inna bowl *giglol*) but him duz it! Nao him tummeh wal full an him had cuddlols an him sleepeh-bebbeh. Ai sware him gets cyooter ebree day!!! If ai was moar dresst ryte nao, ai wud make Seanya du bideo uv him sleeping, wif teh teeny stretches an posishun shifts an fings.
Caturdai be gud, yep yep, eben when yu haz fings taht need duing.
we been tawkin bout the nommin fur fuds game at teh top o teh page………… game reminds me ob shilo….cuz ai throw bawl fur her and her goes running an cant stop on teh faux hard dwood floor an bonks into teh wall sumtimes…….. her duz gets a littel carried awai!! ahhh yoooof
ai nawt shure wats goin awn wit teh numberz tehre,ai saw u awl wuz tawkin bowt it eerlier, ai hadda bahd gaim, onlee 18500 an ai wuz number 1009 also!
Maybee we shud ask. . .Tofu maybe wud know. That IZ teh intersting – taht awl of us ar 1009. But hoo ar these menee otter thosuznds ov peepls???
HELLOOOOOO LURKERS OUT THERE! IF YOO HAVE PLAYED TEH GAYME, CAN YOO TELL US WAHT NUMBER YOO WERE??????
ohai! ai iz nawt lurker eggzacklee
— but ai just played and got sumfing lyke 23900 and wuz #1005. Rite beelow JCH4K, whoo wuz #1004 with 24000!
On a quick trial run I was #1009 with a weak 10500 score. Aifinkso the place-number-kowntr iz bogus, yesh?
{{{{{{bluefanks453}}}}} Teddy is sweed and did help out wif some of my therapey one day! Ai am in Manor Care in Kansas for Skill Nurfing as of late yesterday.
{{{KCT}}} ai sew glad teddy hepped, iz gud u cahn git teh skillid nurfin an ferapies, yesh? Glad u cahn visit cheezland agin! Woot!
{{{{bluefan473}}}}} “Intertoob Canet” and ai can yoos it when not at meels or therapeees (fiskky, occupatshun, and speeches) Dandansdansdansdans (but only on won leg and on a wheel charl or walker) but it works!!!1!!
u sits in teh chayre an ai wil dew teh hoppin awn wun leg danse fer ur amoosements!
*hop hop hop twirl! hop hop hop spin! hop hop hop kik! jazz handz!*
hee hee ai has a vizzhun ob teh purfesser in rawkee horror pickshur show dansin in his wheel charl! yoo go, kct!!
Ohai! Eye’m a semi-lurker. I just played the nomnoms and scored 30500. My standing was … ta dah! 1009. Isn’t it amazing? Guess we’ve got a consensus and everybody’s standings, eh?
Thanks so much fur ansering mai call! An nao. . .ai’m moar puzzloled tahn ebber!!
Hao izzit paw sip bull fur ebreewun to be 1009????
Oh – sorree!! WHERE ar mau mannerz!??!!
Nice to meet yoo, kittymim 55!!!
Do yoo reelee hav 55 kittehs????
maybee awl cheezland players haz tew stand inna saim spawt! Iz gonna git crowded aifinkso!
Ebreewun can haz groop hug… berry titelee?
hmmmm…….fer teh testin purrposes ai jus plaid a REELY bahd gaim (shirley nawt cuz ai stink attit), ai onlee got 10600 an wuz number 1005 tihs tyme. Iz bery confuzin but fun gaim, ai luv haow kitteh bownses rownd lyke a pinbawl!
I am berry impreshed wif ur skils, all elebenty of u that got 1009, becuz i am horiblol at teh game. mi poor kitteh was bouncin an wantin the noms and i just cudnt do it.
he has teh hungry adn i cudnt git him teh nibbles. *sad*
Loki uset tu du taht… him haz a fing fur aluminumininimum foil balls (carries in mouf, pleh pleh! dunno hao!). Him uset tu luvluvLUV playing fetch wif ehm, wud eben bring tehm back. Him hadda hard tiem stopping awn slippree floors tho. Him did lern predy kwik hao tu turn sidewais an hit wif body sted uv hed.
Him nawt du fetch much tehse days… juss baseball.
Ai has nawt tried teh game yet, mebbe later ai getta chanse.
warning! warning! yew cannot stop!! ai wud fink long n hard (
) about startin dat game!!
Hmmm… nuvver fing ai cannawt stop… nawt a gud fing atawl, alreddy got tu menny fings tu du. Mebbe ai nawt trai game.
An teh kitteh can eben doo teh “butt wiggul ov doom!!!!”
LOL
Savory doggeh. Mmmm. Put a little red wine in teh stoow! Ennyfind din Skill Nursing food is not as good. Pleh!
{{{{{KCT}}}}}!!!! YAY!!!! sew gud tew see u!
{{{{{{{{bluefan473}}}}}}}}}} O HAI BLUESFAN453!!!!!1!! Ai am in Manor Care in Kansas for a while which is a nursing home. Ai lub the teddy wif hanky and the hanky box. It wuz help in wun ub the therapies by one of the therapists to help me beddur. Ai miss all ub all of mai frends and glad to your gift and card. The nursing hoem is in Overland Park or Leawood in Kansas close to Brightspot sooooo close!
Nurfin Hoem has “Internoob Canet” and Ai can be dere only whin nawt a meels or therrapees!!!! WOOT!!!!1!!!
Ohai, KCT! {{{{{{KCT}}}}}
KCT!!!!! {{{{{{KCT}}}}}}
Hao wunderful it iz to se yur nayme heer again!
Yoo hav bin mist!!! Yoo ar mist!
O HAI, p-k JCM4K! {{{{{{{p-k & JCK4K}}}}}}}}}}} Ai mist u awl u ar o hab ai mist u all!!!!1!! Ai went to lunch becaws u hab to when dey say so. Ai bak and will be here for 1-3 weeks.
KCT!!!!11!!!!!!!
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we are so happy to seeing you agin!!!!!
hope yoo keep getting better. we luvs yoo!!!!!
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ohai cheezfwiedns… ai (da owwstryan gurrl) is senning u a messich frum kopenhagen, denmark here… is berry cooooooooold *shibbers* ad habs been rains… ai hoep will gits beddur weddur soon… is niec citteh heres… menne owld buildinks… ai seedid da glyptotek (u reeleh riet it da way) adn da nashunal mooseum… dem habs wonnermous fings… eben da owld stachoos ob cc… wen dem cawlded her sakhmet…
oslo (wer ai habs beenn frum da dai b-4 yessiday adn yessiday till 5 o clock tea) wus berry wonnermous toes… ai habs seen berry menneh berry ginormus b-ow-the-ful gurrls der… wowsers… iffn ai wus a gui…
adn ai habs seen da fram mooseum adn da vikingship mooseum… adn menneh odder wonnermous fings…
will stais here in kopenhagen fur one moar dai adn habs 2 leeve 2morroe ebening… but dats okai… ai is missink mai 2 kittehkats adn habs a hawpee 2 sees dem again soon…
jes wannid 2 tells u dat dis 2 towns bees berry good hints fur ur bacashun… {{{{{{cheezladn adn n-e-bunneh hu libs in et}}}}}}
ooooo! sownds lyke ur havin a grate tyme siobhan! ai hazza jelus!
u noe mus hav… mai feet bees killink meh awlreddeh… dem does da rebenge fur u
siobhan!! Hao nice ov yoo to think ov us awn yur wunnder maus vacaysshun!
Too bad itz so cold – an ai hope teh sub will shine fur yoo befoar yoo haz to leeve!
fan-q fur da wish janet
ai hoeps da weddur 2morroe will reeleh be beddur… dem said et wud bees warmr adn moar sun… well see
oooo – Denmark! Plasticat wants tew go dere – dat iz weer Lego iz!!!
ohai uk!
minneestnowta has teh berree berreee big Lego two, at teh sprawl ob merika!
oh, a Lego store? ai wuld liek tew go tew teh Mawl of Amekica sumdai…but Denmark haz teh Lego faktree! dat’s wai Plsticat wants tew go dere! wii wented tew Legoland in TTI, and teh wun in Californya….naow he wants tew go to teh faktree.
ohai Siobhan!!!
Aim so glad you enjoyed Oslo!! *hopskiphop* You were almost lucky wif de wetter to… teh kold wun has arrived heer tuday – butt (snikr) it just has to goes away foar tumorrow…
17. mai is our nashunul day – full of win an awsum for de kiddies (an deer is wun i all of us…) wif childrens parades in all towns an cities, you can buy an eet all de isekreems and hotdogs an sodas u can manije, deer are games at de skools inna afternuun. Almost all de wimminfolks were deer nashonul costumes (an lotsof de menfolk too – swoon!!! reeleh – SWOON!). Heer in Oslo we waves tu de king an royal famblee.
an in de evening we hab famblee and friends for bbq an caeks!
caek
parade
waving tu de king
nashonul costumes
hum some of those wentid to straynj playcis – but you can see de photo I tryed to link tu at de top ob de payj when u open de link…
ai aplolobjyize for may klumzeenessis!!
noe needs 2 ‘polchise…
owr leedur fur da jurney toldid us bowt da nashunal dai… her said we wuds mis sumfink gweat… butt (!) owr jurney bookers nawt fotid abowt et… bleh… silleh bookers.
fanks fur da klikiefingies… ai will shoes dem rownd
ps: ai habs a sunburn frum da sun yessidai… yeshyesh… wen ai tolded dem at hoem ai habs a sunburn frum da norfern sun… dem jus laffd… dem nawt b-liebs meh… dem will sees ^^
pps: is nawt a bad sunburn… ai wus jes caerles… shud haf brot a hat… but ais awlwis moar wise wen et awlredde happended.
*waves tew teh king*
ohai, king! yoo can see me ober heer in minneesnowta wabing mai flooffee paw? ai is half noreweeegin, sew mai dad allus silleebrates 17 mai!
How can something so cute and innocent such as a kitteh be so evil?
Ohai, Nennepuss! Ai finded teh photo aftur skkrolleng thru teh meny otter inturesteng photoz. SWOON!
what a “big mouth”!LOL
To the original creator: Thank you very much. (^_^)
It’s nice to know that not everyone feels the need to use infantile spelling to prove that they’re an official member of the clique.
ohai arimareiji! Iz no cleek. Ebreewun welcums. Just has to plai niec. Lolspeek opshunal. Has a niec dai!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clique
A clique (IPA:/’kliːk/, pronounced /’klɪk/ by some Americans) is an exclusive group of people who share interests, views, purposes, patterns of behavior, or ethnicity.
That aside, I think your welcoming attitude is very nifty. (^_^) In my experience, it’s not shared by a loud minority.
um ai no dis is dum, but dus anyone know wat type of doggeh dat is in de pikture? i founded a stray andit looks like dat one