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Cheezburger Network Blog
oops. ai gotsta bee keerful.
YAY fur calicocoa, an carosue!! I have humble offering uf nomz and drinkies fur yu! Ohh, an the conga rats will bii heer shortly fur yur sillybration danses!
ohhh fankeez, 3km!!! yu beeingz sew *nais*! iz teh purrfek taim (iz teh faiv pee-yem heer) fur teh noms adn mebbeh a littlol veeno…
conga ratz Calicocoa! haow b yu?
ai beeing grate, fankeez! iz bin bizzy weekweekweek. nawt anuf tiem fur lotsa lolplai. butt (!) iz nawt teh pleh — iz teh funn wurk.
hao b u adn pk? iz teh cowntdaon tew eva dae, rite?
oyesh! wii piks her up nekst Caturdai! *happydansehappydanse*
haz ben nyce weather heer – sew ben bizzee owtsyde. nawt hav tew werk tewdai, sew haddz nyce long trayl ride on mai liddlol Quarter horse mare – wuz sssoooo relaksing!
YAY fur UK and PK! I sooo happi dat Eva going tu such a gud wunnerful and luving fambli! Givez her kisses awn da head frum awl her Cheezfanz!
fankies 3KM! Plasticat iz gonna bizzee fer a lawng tyme if him haz tew gib her a kiss fer eech cheezfren!
Hii kan giv her wun big kollective kiss awn da head, wii nawt want tu make Eva’s head sore.
otay – haow bowt him tayks turns gibbing kisses, snorglols, and bellie rubs, wun per cheezfren? den her nawt gets sore hed frum tew manee kisses!
I haz such a biiig happityle dat a cheezfamily member gitted Eva an will keep us updated. Yu guyz ROCK!!!
*digs toe in dirt* aw, fankies! AWL teh cheezfrens ROCK!! eberywun wut donayted tew the Eva fund, or just sent us gud thots and wishes dat wii kuld dopt Eva teh Diva – YU AWL B WUNNERMUSS!!!!
and PK and Seanya ROCK tew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL PK an Seanya tu tyred an splorted tu rock…
BTW, we nao keep finding Eva sleeping in teh moast astonishing playsis, always gnu wuns… oar, moar eksaktlee, her wakes up an yawns an suddenlee we seeing teh orinjniss an teh teefs in weerd spots awn shelfs an fings whair we cudda sworn tehre waz nawt a kitteh befoar taht…
oh, gud – sumtymes wii kannawt fynd 2 big fat lawts-uf-wite kalikos in teh howse…wunner hoaw long it will tayk us tew lose track uf wun liddlol orinj kitteh??!!
yoo can fynd itt bai fowlowink teh trayulz ob splortaje….afturr awl….bebbeh…orinj(nawt poysin) kitteh…..dat iz awlmoast impawsiblol tew reesist splortink!
Her nebber stay lost fur long. Aifinkso her deliberatlee tiems it so her can startul us wif appeering!
But aifinkso within the nawt-sekkund day, her will start finding playsis. 
Fur sum reezin, ai kud just watch videos heer atwerk (dey iz yoozhullee blokked) — OMCC!!!! We haz a toy liek teh bloo wun wif teh trapped ball (onlee owrs iz pink) — ai need to dig dat owt & let teh kittehs play wiffit (if teh hyoomin child hazzint losted teh ball)
Yess, yess, yess, poors calicocoa a nyce big glass uf herz favorite veeno.
*Clinks glasses*
Happi Friedeggdai!
ooh fankeez, 3km! iz lawts fur ebrybudy! pliz tu halping yurselvz.
ai iz wrighting bowt syrah (taht’s ’sirrah’ in lolspeek), so ai choozingz dat fur teh drinkeez. iz teh beeg, teh drak, teh spycey, an teh nomlishus!
*clinkiez tu awl!*
…an stelthii. VERII, VERII STELTHII.
Can i blam it on teh goggie, still?
ohai, carosue — iz *awlwaze* goggie’z fawlt!
Thas wut I figgered.
Purhaps yu and I shud stroll down to teh tybootique and see wut we kan see?
oooh yesh! ai iz wantingz teh noo eva n cory bobblhed. iz teh *sew* KYOOT! awlmoast splortid lass tyme ai sawr et.
sow kool, teh wai dey gets teh heds to bobble togetsher lik dat!
yesh. eva startz teh bobloling, tehn cory imata… immita… uh, duz saym fing. rite aweigh. luks laik iz teh simull… symul… um, at teh saym tiem…
Ai just saw tihs fur reel! Bebbehs eeting gushifuds frum tu bowls, fayse-tu-fayse, an tehn bof wentid intu kitty carrier wif bed innit an halped eech uvver get faysis cleen! If ai had enny brayns left, tehy wud be splortid awl ober teh walls!!!!
I saws ur littlol bebehs on ur site teh ovver dai adn jus abowt had hysterics wif all mi coo’ins and ooo’ins. sooo sweet tehy aer!!!! best of lucks and prayers to CC for lil Cory and hims eyes.
Fanks, noobeh! Tehy haz dun purrmanint damij tu mai brayns, wif awl teh splorting ai duz ebreeday!
Haz we meeted? If we haz, ai polojyze… if nawt, tehn walcome tu cheezland!!!!
Oh, PK, I nawt know how yu haz libbed thru awl da kyootness! Yu an Seanya is da bestest!
nopes nawt meeted yet, az im the noobeh to cheez! iv offen seen teh wunderful kitteh adn goggie pikchers but neber gnu ther wuz such a place az cheezland. but i have mooved muh homepage purrmanintly and lub lub lub it here! fangs fur teh welcomes!
Ohai Noobeh! I iz 3km! Iz beri nyce tu meet yu! I haz had da mostest wunnermous tyme uf mine lyfe heer. Everywun is soooo nyce, except fur the rare “troll” that comes along. Cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com add da www tu teh front will give yu much bakground info and tricks and thingyz. WELCOME!!!
*extends wite floofee paw in frenship* ohai and welcum tew cheezland, noobeh!
*awww* Is all gooshy wif teh warmness guys. Fankies much. Annipuss wuz kind enufs to point me in teh direkshun of cheezy cryer. I am most pleezed to make ur ackwant… aqwaint… er, to meetcha!
ohai, noobeh! ai be mugglemary!
*extens floofee paw in greeting*
pleesed to meetcha!
aoooowww! iz tew adorablol!!! teh twu orfind kittehz beeing eetch uddurz’z
… mommakittehz. (teh wp wuz teh hongree?)
Ai gno, tehy du berry gud fur eech uvver!!
Angel be gud mommakitteh when her feels lyk it, tu, tho.
aaaawww! just teh imij in mai hed uf dat mii want tew splort!
dittow dat staytmint!
Bring teh ekstra purrtekshuns nekst weekend, otay? Tehy be eben cyooter in furson (juss ask PrincessOfChaos!)!! An ai nawt want yu tu splorted tu get hoam safelee!!!
*mayks note tew hab BBBIIIGGG bocks uf CHRGs in kar nekst weekweeekweekend*
Deleet deleet deleeeeeet!!!!
Wii know wat yur up tu kitteh!!
Yur nawt foolin enniwun wif dat kyoot luk.
iff yoo sii himz reedink a payje liek dat!
Iff yoo sii himz reedink a payje liek dat, you shud….
Alert teh meedia
Backup (yerself or yer files?)
Call fer halp
D….
Dans Dans Dans and distract teh kitteh!
Eat sum noms for energy!
Fall over wif a fat tummy onna top of teh bad kitteh!
Gestimate teh distance to teh door
Halp Halp, yu can cry
Investigate teh possibilities of rescue
J…
jest gib in tew teh kyootness of teh
kittehness
leeve room fur splortage
M…
Lies, dirti, filthy lies! Dats wat dis web-site is!
*Lukz at hooman wif much innoscents*
I nawt hurt yu, I lubs yu. Dis iz da wurk uf a googie lubber!
I must radio headquarters with the sekrit passwerd!
Hm, lukks lyk a BC, tu…
Dat new Eva vidyo is so kewt!!
him b kawlin hiz minyons suun…
*runsawaiwifakwiknissnadhydesunderbed*
oh noez! Nat teh minyunz!! *runzawaiadnhydezunnurrakiffuruntbedd**shaykez, droppz a fyooo skaelz awn tew teh florrz*
nawt kwite…lukkz liek a grey wun…..aktchulolee….it awlmoast lukz leik HappyCat!!!!
Iz teh liting, aifinkso… ai haz seen mai Trick luk kinda gray when flash hits frum ryte anglol.
ohz…..teh shaype ob teh hed awlsew lukkz liek happecat az well……….
*giglol* Iz always teh cheerful happeh wuns yu gots tu watch owt fur!!
yah, ai knoez…dem adn teh wunz dat lukk innosent…awlwaez gotz tew bii carflol ob dem!!
kidlets are like dat tew…
fair-skinned, red dress, modcloth girl is pretty cute, amirite?
Needing on yu, tu soffen yu up!
aktchulolee, dat iz sew dat teh hyooman duz nawt suspekkt annefink…
Ifinkso iz lyke “tenderizing” a tuff piece uf meat. Kneed, kneed, kneed. Checks, nope nawt tender nuff yet, kneed, kneed, kneed….
*kwiklee pushes Tira, hoo iz mayking biskits awn mai lap, onto teh floor*
LOL!
Uh-oh! Nao yu offend an angur her!!!
naw, nawt Tira. her neber be offended. Unique, awn teh otter paw…ai NEBBER push her awf, ai ASK her tew get down! siriyuslee! her growl if ai trai tew move her awf mai lap, butt if ai sai “Unique, kan yew move sew ai kan get up?” her will jump down.
Biii Veri Afraid iffin yu sii them draggin round da sawlt an peppa shakers!
Ai byez minny qindz o dem kitteh kandi sew ai b naught quilt bi OP.
Briberees be a gud approach, yep!
Sumtimz wen ai haf no reall treatz, OP getz de freezie shrimps. Den ai iz saf fur- um, mabee one hol our.
Fings dat gabe kitteh away inkluwd:
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Anarchist’s cookbook, kitteh edition
Baskit win eskayp kit
Crowbar in teh lownge
Deeveeus luks
“Ebil Genius For Dummies” guide
Fast getaway skateboard
Goggie footprint-maker
H…
Hooman size rotisserari
Ingredient list fur stew
Jar uf tenderizer
K….
SNERK!!!
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“Ebil Genius For Dummies”!!!!!1!!Elebenty!
Keel mai landlord by Eddie Murphy
Lima beans (gas warfare)
Murder by Death….an instruction manual.
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Nuclear warhedz
Oozie & other asault weapons
Poizens, mostly various orange stuff
Q…
Lolz i luvvles it
OH MY CC!! I just had an upklose an unxpected encounter wif a racoon!! Scared mii silli fur a minute. I went tu throw trash in da owtsyde trash kan an az I lowered da lid here comes thys Very bid grey fuzzy thing crawling owt! Teh neighbors, iffin they seen it must still bii ROF laffin! Ifinkso I jumped ten or soo feet an sqweeled lyke a skool girl!
Hey, dose rakoons iz teh skary!! Ifinkso yu smart to jump an sqweel – rakoon can’t biet yuse ifn hez laffin at yuse.
Butt ( ! ) srsly, i has a hopeful no mores rakoons gets in yur trashcans. Iz nawt saif fur hoomins or kittehs or goggies to has rakoon awl-nite buffay at yur howse.
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Infack, iz nawt saif fur teh rakoons, eben! My siscat hadded to reskew wun pore rakoon hoo gotted into a dumpster – he cuddnt clime owt an he wuz cold an wet an skinny. She maded him a ladder owt of a tree branch an it werked. Pore litlol gui.
Yes, da poor racoon had opened da lid an it parently shut awn him an hii, I don’t think culd git owt. I lub racoon’s, at a distance, I am glad him nawt trapped in mine trash can!
Heer is ar fambily racoon story about the masked bandidts. Wunce we wuz camping in teh mountains. Sum foks hike by with a pet racoon on a leesh. Su stopped and said hao kute and they let her hold it. It lunged fer her face and stuck it’s tung in her mouf! She had been drinking pop and the racoon wanted sum. Pleh spit spit! Su duz not ask to hold the racoons any more.
did it at least buy her some french fries? memory serves, that was the goin’ rate. way……..way, way-way back inna day.
Iz dat befoar or aftur teh Dr Pepper?
French frys? Realli, just french frys?
Musta been sum dayum-gud fryes, eh 3km?
Me? Foargit teh fryes. I’d rathur has unyun rings. REEL wuns, nawt dat diced-an-bredded carp.
YUM, onjin ringz! I usta kuld make da realli gud wuns, beer battered an deep fryed wif whole hand cut onjins. YUM
Haz u ebber been to Tolly-Ho, awn campus?
Dey has teh gud wuns.
Alsew, dere’s a liddlol teeny playse in L’burg dat has gud wuns, too, but iz hard to catch it opun.
Maibii, a long, long, long tyme ago. So I guess teh answer wuld bii no, since I nawt member. Ifinkso, butt(!) it wuz wen I wuz bout 19. LONG,LONG tyme ago. (reminds mii uf a song)
Teh place in L-burg, wuz it down town? Mine daddikat used tu have a store there. Wuz awn Main street ifinkso. Teh plyse I thinkin uf wuz a little diner awn da main street.
Aih haff been to Tolly-Ho. Best Cheezburgers EVER! Magic medicine to ward off next day hang overs if Nommed about 2:30 am.
Teh wun I’m finkin of iz cawled Fairgrounds.
Broadway Diner wuz gud, befoar it gotted sold an dey turned it in2 sum 50’s playse. Pleh. Donut kno ifn iz still open ennymoar.
Ohai, madamz!
Luuk lyk iz KY wimmens nite.
Ya kno, I has nebber had Ho-burger. I alwayz gotted grilled cheez. An unyun rings.
Ohai! Yes seems so. We should have all got together and gone to the special “Little Black Dress” ladies night at the Blue Moon Saloon tonight. Oh my. The places we’ve been and the things we’ve seen!!
This wuld have been in teh Veri lyte 80’s, earli 90’s. Wuz lyke a lunch counter plyse. Across teh street frum da drugstore. *Closes I’s an try’s tu member, sees Bank uf L-burg maibii half block awai* I nawt knoez ennimore. I kuld show yu, iffin wii wuz there, butt(giggle) lot uf lyfe past since then.
I’ve told 3km dat wii need to go to Durango’s foar noms sumtyme soon.
U evver been dere? I lubs it. Dey has grate wack-a-mole, IMO.
Wen hubbi an I nawt-sekkund marryed, wii libbed in teh “burg”. I mite be movin bak dere. Luukin foar sumware to move to, prolly in late-Summer, erlee-Fall.
Aih haff!!! Yummy NomNomNoms Aih wanna go tew!
Just let me know when and I’ll join you.
U still gots my emayo addy? Lemme kno wut wurks foar u.
I luved teh L-burg, cuppla years ago wii wuz diskussing reopenin a store there, an I wuz awl bout goin there an runnin it an movin there. Nawt bin ther in a bit, but when I wurked da store wii had, I luved da town, an peepz.
No ainawtfinkso. Aih leev a message on your profile wiff mine. Aim alwayz heer in Lx so when ebber you’re gonna be in town werks furr mii. Aih nebber miss a chance to get gud noms. Wud be big fun tew meet u and 3km too.
YAY! Pleez let’s do a cheezmeet. I kuld use a little tyme awai frum da bois in mine howse.
U meen Wally Whirled wuzznt enuf foar u? **snikkurs**
LMAO!!! Nope no howldin da racoons ennimore! Ithinkso I will kick da trash can first frum now awn.
3km, it cudda been wurse.
It cudda been poal kitteh.
EEEWWWW! I wuld have still been cryin, litteralli!
Der woz a raccoon problem where I libed in SC, which bovvered me az baby kittehs wur arownd. I uzed tu bark at teh raccoons. Dey hab gud heering, but nawt gud eyes, adn aer nawt keen on tangling wib 6′ tall goggies. I sware dey lukked lyke dey wur on a WB cartoonie, teh way dey ran foar it.
**feels bak of hed**
Part of my hares is STILL damp frum gettin cawt inna rayne!
Realli, iz that the stori yu are stickin tu? Yu haz been missin fur a few hours, are yu sure it wuz da rayne?
No, I gotted cawt inna rayne after werk 2day, an my hares is still damp frum dat.
My bein missin? Wail, I’m impressed dat ennywun notissed I wuz goned!
Ifinkso, maibii teh new pool table gitted delived at the NB?
Oh, did it? I nawt notised……
BTW, hooman, cawn’t wu wesh dis zcreen ?
Garsh, it’s hawt in dis room!
I got teh winder opin an mite sleep wif it opin. Ennywun kno wen iz pozed to rayne agin?
Accordin tu teh weather peepz yu iz sposed yu wake up luk at teh rock in teh yard an iffin it’s wet, it’s rainin.
They have changed teh forcast cuppla tymes in da last 2 daiz, so I nawt haz enni idear. Howebber, I heard sumfing bout cowld front and hi 60’s.
Which yard – frunt, bak oar wun of teh sydes? Which rok? Wut tyme am I pozed to luuk at it? Wut duz teh rok luuk lyk unner normal sircumstansis? How offen am I pozed to luuk at it?
**faynts frum teh confyooshun**
Wen yu wake up, teh yard yu wake up in, an teh rock yu ussed fur yur pillow. Iffin da rock is wet, it iz rainin, iffin da rock is dry an warm, it is sunny an summer tyme!
Butt, I nawt wayked up inna yard in….
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dayz….
Frenz, I finkso I need to try to get sum sleeps. Nawt dat I been sleepin so grate latelee, but I duz need to try. Wish me luk.
I see y’all laytur!
Nity,nite! Ifinkso I shuld try teh same thing. Good luck wif that sleepin thing.
benedryl helps.
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i noe teh feeling.
/up all night.
//allllllllllll night…
Icecream helps too!
Anyone have 5 minutes to help a graduate student with her research project on the use of blogs?
Contact me at behp{at}itu{dot}com (email address written cryptically to avoid being filtered).
Then I can send you a short survey about ICHC. Your feedback would be GREATLY appreciated!
~Beth
I went to that site! It’s funny! Also look up “The diary of a dog, the diary of a cat”!
Do you have the link to that site?
just type into the search how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill ou and click on the first one. its simple.
wowz. ur skrene iz durty
iv been on dat website, iz true. and iz wat i figured
I don’t think kitty was reading the screen, I think he was trying to clean it to prevent his master’s embarrassment at having that NASTY screen put up on the site.
zomg u needs to clen dat screen!!
Lolz!!! What site is dat?