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PHD kamera, push heer dummee!
Conga ratz dansdans fur U Jk2k. What u want fur sillybrashuns? Ai haz teh shwimp sheesh kabawbs fur teh barbee. Adn wii haz teh freezed margy ritas frum Noms!
Fotoshopped
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
dey made ‘im put it on his bill?
Ohai, Dan.
U in beddur mood 2day?
tired enough to be “punchy”.
Oh boi, dis shuf me fun den.
Um….I sended yoo sumfin a liddlol bit ago, Didjoo geddit?
Dis SHUD BE fun den.
Stoopy finners nawt coopuraytin sumtymes…
Hay! Gess wat moovie iz awn – “Serenity”.
ooooh, Nathan Fillion is teh kyoot!
whut channel?
Sci-Fi.
Has yoo seen teh noo show himz in now?
yesh, ai saw all teh episoes cept teh last (its waitin on TIVO). a bit fluffy but ai lyke it.
I nawt seen it, butt I kno sumwun who gots teh seryus crush awn NF.
Huzbin wuz gibbed a copy of “Serenity” but wii nebber watched it. I let him keep it in teh diborse but wuz laytur tolded dat wuz mistayk an I shudda borked in2 teh howse an steeled it.
A fren wuz suppozed to loan me teh Firefly series but I nawt gotted dem yet. I eben prawmised to watch dem!
Ooooo! Sowwy to but (!) in but (hehe) I luuuuv teh space cowboi show Firefly and movie Serenity!!! So wundermuss! I wishin i had teh cable so i cud watch it ober adn ober.
watch it fur me adn give a woot woot!
No apologizin nesesaree, noobeh! Welcome to Cheezland!
I nevver seen it, but wuz tolded I been missin owt. I hoap to get to watch it awl sumday.
iffn youse go to w w w .hulu .com (wifout da spaces ub coarse) you can watch Firefly on your coomputer (depending on your connection speed)
“dats crazee talk!”
Fangs fur teh welcome! I lub it here!
if u hav a loooong weekend sumday, you cud watch teh whole season adn the moovie … so sad 2 c it go off teh ayre, but (!) good 2 c Mr. Fillion on teh TV again.
Fur dat U nawt getz tu lik teh spune whan Ai am dun maeking teh chokklit caek.
Jk2k, U wantz tu lik teh spune?
Ifn jk2k nawt wanna do it, can I bolunteer?
**bats eielashes at WRr**
**whispurrs, Ifn u let me do it, I maek it wurf ur whiel an do it “nawty style”**
* hands rhsb the beedurs frum teh mixer. *
Naow jk2k can still haz teh spoon.
Hmmm….teh beedurs has teh fings dat stik up an u gotta rap ur tong arown dem to get awl teh stuff awf…
Mebbe I shud be doing dis in teh NB insted?
Awl innerested partees follow me.
Bii kareful wif da beeterz, nawt git yur tongue caught up in ‘em.
I tuuk dem outta teh mixur nawt-sekkund!
I iz smarter den I luuk, fank CC.
Ummm gud fur yu, I wuz speekin frum xsperience!
*lukz down wif embarrasment*
*snerk*
fanks, teh spuun izza bestest part!
u awl can hab teh shrimpees, butt ai’ll taek teh margy reetuhs! plennee foar awl…
Watch teh burdee
Foar dat, yu gets tu du teh Birdy Song dans.
Say “Birdseed”!
Burdsiid….*smilols foar cammra*
Haow duz dis werk?
Jus’ wing it.
gud wun!
fank yew!
Fien fevvurd fotograffur.
Purddi bird. Nawt such gud Puparatzi.
birdie say “yew twit, ye gat me bad seed”
In Soviet Rushya the bird watches U
Twitter – yer doin it rong.
*faspaw*
*hedesk*
Jaybirds don’t twitter, they “SQWAARRRRRRHHHHKKK” !!!
Yu iz egg spurt whu gno full vokal ranje uv corvids? Huh?
Yu seem tu haz had yur scents of hyomur replaysed bai eksessiv litralniss.
*shrugs an wanners awf tu luk fur chokklit caek inna brakeruum*
Dat wuz eggsellent reproduckshun uv jaybirdeez noiz *nods*
Luuks moar liek .jaypeck to meh.
Snerk!!
*clappity clappity*
Hole buncha burgers fur yu!
Tihs be berry clebber LOL, aifinkso! An a berry cool pixor, tu!
ahh dis bee berry punny. Ai uh-provez
Luuk owt foar teh bloo-jayz! Dey iz teh meen.
Pecked teh kitteh awn teh butt, so Dad hadda borry a bb-gun to go owt an defend hur honner!
Wun pecked mine hubbikat twice fur pickin da mulberryz frum teh tree. Wuz da funni!
Ohai, 3km.
Did it rayne hevvy ware u at? It did heer. I gotted soaked.
Nawt tu bad, parently I missed da big wun in Nich, an I nawt know bout Lex, wuz nawt rainin win I left. I musta been veri gud girl tudai.
Wayle, I musta been relee relee RELEE bad, cuz I gotted soaked.
U shud see teh shirt I had awn.
U fooled sumwun.
Gud wun, WRr!
Yah, wii knoes beddur, donut wii?
Wat yu tu tawlkin bout, Izza gud girl!!
Who u tryin to fool? I has meeted u, memembur?
Wii nose whut U R gud at! U ben heer lawng enuf.
Hurs alsew a red-hed, so hur iz gud at bein bad!
So, guies, whoz up foar a gayme of pool?
GO GIRL, GO!!!
**whispurrs, Duz wii eben has pool tayblol in teh NB? I nawt memembur seein wun.**
Uumm, I nebber been tu da NB! I nawt know.
I will run an order wun rite now, were iz T.E.T wen yu need him?
Whut U needz? Ai haz nawt much tyme. Teh cats of nine tayles dat rhsb ordured foar teh gaem rum iz heer. Ai haz tu find tehm teh littur bawkses adn teh fud bowls.
Wail, tell em EBERYFING why donut yoo?
T.E.T wii need a pool table in da NB, STAT! An fur CC’s sake make sure it iz uf quality, an put tugether VERI well! Kthnx!
washable felt, do not forget the washable felt.
Wunce again, I haz no idear wat yu tu iz tawlkin bout.
Useter hazza meezer taht teh bloojayz wud swuup daown on adn pek on teh hed. So himz 8 tehir behbehs win tehy hacht. Sumtimes himz brot tehm n teh haows skreechin. Pleh.
Lemme see … do I look fat in the pikchur??
**wunners if dis wun iz giltee of poopin awn hur car**
**wunners ifn teh hevvy hevvy rayne warshed teh poop awf**
is deh gnooly singlol rhsb gonna paint deh town red dis Friday nite?
Nope. Nawt leevin teh howse.
My buuked soshul calolendar, let me show u it….NOT!
Ohai Red
Iffin ewe eber gets to PortLaynd, Oregun Let mii gnow. I can show ewe teh sytes and my 2 kittehs.
(I iz single tew)
Ohai, CS!
Wow, u kleer onna uthur syde of teh countree! Teh furvest West I been is DesMoines, Iowa.
U ebber come East?
Nawt in teh past 14 years. I used ta lib on dat side ub teh country. in Vahginya and Gnu Joisey. Wood leik to get bak dat weigh Juan day soon.
Wif teh egg-sepshun of a peryud spannin June 2001-May 2002, I has alwayz libbed in KY. Durin teh aforemenshuned peryud, I libbed in MA, wif nawt-sekkund huzbin.
Dats nawt funnay. We iz nawt amuzed.
Speekin of camras, did ennywun see teh resent camra deskripshun awn failblog?
I jes saw it 2day. Laffed myself sillee.
Ai lieked teh Off ad beddur.
Yah, it wuz gud too.
WIN!
**goes to fridj, tayks bottlol owt of fridj, strugglols wif cap, finalee gets cap awf, an tays sip**
MMmmm….Lynchburg Lemminayd.
**luuks up**
Ennywun want wun?
No fanks. Ai still haz sum blak velvit frum teh last lol.
I wented to teh “notoryus” Likker Barn teh uthur nite an ended up gettin teh LL’s insted of my yooshual margajaritas.
Dey has sum AWSUM fuds dere too! I lubs dat playse.
*goes tu fridge, removes an ice cold Mich. Ultra frum freezer, clinks bottles wif rhsb and wwr*
I luv Friedeggdais!
Hey Red, I just heard Rachel Alexandra iz da favorite fur da Preakness tumarrow!! YAY, little girl frum KY gonna kick dem bad boiz hinneys!!! Iffin shii wuz ownli red, it wuld bii purrfect!!
*klinks bottols wif cheezpeeps*
Fank CC tewmorrow is Caturdai!
*sip sip sip*
ah, teh heck wif it!
*glug glug glug*
HIC!
**raises bottlol to gammacat**
Dat’s how wii roll arown heer awn Fryday nites!
WEEEHOOOO!!! An hubbicat iz at wurk so I kan play in Cheezland wif NO ineruptions, save da adolescent boi, but (snerk) him iz owt playin!!
3km – Sumtyme, I need u to emayo me ur snail mayle addy.
Oki doki. Red, I haz bad newz fur yu, an nawt sure yu want tu know, butt (!) I just saw a newz report dat sayz da ShamWow duz nawt wurk lyke they say, an yur dreemboat spokesman kuld bii lie’n tu uz awl bout how wunnerful it iz. {{rhsb}} I know dis iz hard, I thot yu needed tu know tho.
Iz okay, I nebber wuz innerested in him. I finkso KK wuz tryin to set me up wif him but I nawt lyk him.
Besydes, I gots awl my cheezmens! Who needs ennyfing moar?
Yu nawt haz tu hyde yur payne frum us, wii are yur friends! ShamWow boi nawt bii gud enuff fur yu!
Gurl, I wud nawt play pool wif him ifn him wuz teh last man awn earf!
Pleh!
*ROFL* rhsb luvs teh sham-wows, an teh spokes-gui??? *ROFL sum more
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happy burfday ebiltwilightprincess!!
make sure yoo see teh burfday fairy’s burfday party for yoo on teh LOL before dis
AI had a partee??? *goes ta luk*
*Clinkee glass ob lemonade* Cheez!
*runs up an pownces on ETP*
ohai! hippy birfdai tew ewe!
*pownce pownce pownce*
*Boops gammacat on hur nose* Hai!!
BOOP!
{{{gammacat}}}
Ohai, ETP!
No dansdansdans class tonite?
Yesh, but Ai has a sik,
sew Ai nawt goin. At leest tat meens moar time wif mah cheezfrenz! 
(Regular lemmonade) Ai lubs Caterday! Eben tho Ai hab tew hour ballet class on Caterdai…
HAPPI BIRTHINGDAI, ETP!!!!! I hope yu gitted realli gud presmentz an really gud cake, an haz a really gud dai!!
Fankee 3KM! AI iz habben teh best dai Ai can, seein tat Ai’m sick.
Ai got sum kewl stuff, and gifty cards! When AI better, we iz goin tew Olive Gardin! 
Here, I gitted yu this prezent uf a neklace uf nyce, shiny, sparkli beadz.
OOh, I sorri yu hazza sik awn yur birthingdai.
AI nawt tew bad, jus a sore trote an a stuffi nose.
Heer, U can haz teh nawt sekkund snorglol wif teh cats of nine tayles….Just nawt let red find aowt oar wii bof in trubblols.
??????
clever. Yep. Burgerz awarded for tihs capshun. ….. deece pwann..
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“did it come out ok? did i blink?”
Dis not bird feeder
But is tasty anyway
Byrdshot: ure doin it rong.
awww, coot!
wat typ of cat is dis?
Now that caption is creative.
Total win!
Very clever! I stared at this pic for ages and came up empty.YOU are a genius!
omg how did a bird get on teh kamra?
dis is HILARITUS. +++
dis is your mom!!!! n00b
dis is your mom!!!! n00b pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie
Truly brilliant!
dis made me lols…
Awesome, If this is real. Kitteh no eat.