Clyde never suspected the local pigeons would have Tasers
birdz r gettin scaryer nd scaryer dese dayz.
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Mine dew, Aifink Clyde iz oberaktin!
poor Clyde.. he showd gud promis too, he cud haz got an award!
Silly kitteh!
Mom! Mom! Lookit! Lookit!
Well, guys, has a gud week week weekend. I hasta go mow the hayfield that my front yard has turned into…
Taek caer, Maus. Donut werk too hard — an stay hydrayted!
Can yoo come mow mai hayfeeld too pleez?
ahhhh chew!
Blessyoo.
Wud u cum an chew mai grass plz?
Ai wud getz masheen te chew grass an do dis butz ai lif fur, fur aways.
ai haz two 4-legged lawnmowers….ai saves munnies awn gas and hay at teh saym tyme!!
Donut taze meh, Bro!
lets go tazy crazy!
Dang! those pigeon pea shooters!
Bak in grumpy grey kitteh’s dai wen pidginz buzzed you it ment dey flew low to da grownd.
*snerk* good one.
It wuz. . .teh oranj wuns. . . . .
Teh orinj wuns…..is……..poys-
BLARG!
*Ai yam ded*
Oh da KitManatee
Izza kitastrofee!
Bzzzzzzt
shocking I tell you…….just shocking.
*shocked look*
I got that look this morning, with added disbelief. I reprorted having installed a new axle-shaft on my car…..and incurred no injuries in doing so.
.
they still do not believe me.
Concatshoelaces on ur akomplishmint! Ai beleev u.
it helps being in a professionally equipped auto-shop. With the owner looking on.
“I wouldn’t do it that way dude.”
“Nope, the other one.”
“That’s liable to hurt if that slips.”
*clang* “OOOooohhhh, that looks like it hurt.”
.
y’all get the picture.
“OOOooohhhh, that looks like it hurt.”
how helpful.
It’s arownd dat thyme yu shud hab assisted deir unnerstanding by giving dem teh opporchewnity to re-enact teh scene.
Ai udderstanz, gotz a bunch ob “car-nuts” in mii family…ib ai nawt be grrl, ai bee sharin’ de blacky pinger-nails wif dem. Gud on ya! Kudos!
*hands StagehandDan a tawl’n'frosteez beer*
Yu likky? OM can fetch ober frosteez libaishun 2!
Aaak. AAAK.
Bill the Cat ref? FTW!
It wuz an elektrifying egg-spear-ee-entz… an nawt in a helfee, lief-affirming way.
It wuz teh Goodfeathers!
@@@@@ fur yu, nightshayde!
Happy Caturday nd Funday, ebberybuddy!
my, my-my-MY.
.
what a shocking development.
Oh stagehanddan – LOL!!! Yoo AWLWAIZ krak mee up!
Watt?
it seemed non-reVOLTing Fermi.
OHM miy gudnuss!
*heddesk*
At leest weer lightning teh mood arownd heer.
well, there’s often some resistence to conducting work.
Hidro Power iz anofer nom fur “Ceiling Cat” ina elebenty + one teps groopz (reely srly sry aboot dat..butt(snerk) ai cudnt resist)
=^1^=
happy cat is happy… also, psychotically disturbed.
An’ wich ob dese iz teh noo debelupment?
We are all mad here
We’re mod as bell and weird not gone ah cake pit amy nore!!!!
OM gitz strangey urge 2 toss herz teebee out winner..
Medik!!
Ware iz Dr. Tinycat wen ai needz him???
Assaulting the nip-mausie
Beggin’ for tuna
Chasing phantasms.
D…
Doody duty
Exercisin hiz opshuns
Furball patrol
Goggie eliminashun
H…..
Hrbl assessment
Isolatin a bug
Jus nappin in teh sun
K…
kuteness krash kart dribing lessons
lighting off fyrewurks
mowing teh lawn
noshing teh noms
o…
Operatin on four cylinders
Paving teh way
Qwietly cutting up catnipz
Rooting ‘rownd in teh gardin
Saving teh See Lyons
Tap Dansing on teh seeling
U…
Undermining yer authority wit the doggie
Veiling yer car keys
Wrestling with temptation
X…
Xiting – stage right
Y–Y nawt?
Zigging insted og zagging
Xisting beautifulee
Yielding to temptashunz
Zingin’ in teh rayne?
corpsman!!
Du ai unnerstand conga-rat-shoe-la-shuns ar in ordur for annipuss, Maus, and Nightshayde?
Ai wud dans, but wud realli b revoltin!
Fankies, KayKitteh. Donut worree abowt teh dansin. We iz awl teh grayceful in Cheezland!
Hand me the Snorgle Snorkle! I’m goin in, pointy enz or not!!!
ǝןƃuɐ sɥıʇ ɯnɹɟ ɹǝppǝq ʞnnן ʍǝp sƃuıɟ ‘ʍǝʎ puıɯ
yikes, I dunno how ya did it but it makes my mind hurt to look at it.
.
I may of sprained something.
Ai seez skwares. Lawts uv skwares (wif a fyoo letters thrown in fur gud mezyur).
Interesting. On teh Fyrefawks, ai kin see wut u typed. Silly IE…
uɐp ʎɹɹos
Iz tihs bedder? iz tew lait inteh week fer teh braynehurtz, aifinkso. Unforshoomately ai haz tew leeb fer wurks naow, shmoos cheezfrends!
sʞɹǝʍʇɐ ǝɯʎɥʇ pnb ɐ zɐɥ
Play dead….good kitteh!
*ack* *sigh* (continyood frum yestirday)
so i did wut i shuld hab dun a long time ago an aksded romeow if kumo haz had teh FeLV an FIV vaksines. she wrote bakk an sed he had. wich meens teh tests teh vet taked yestirday will come bakk positib no matter wut. wich meens i just payd $200 for tests that i shuldn’t hav had dun. wich meenz my huzbind iz going to hav (anovver) cow. *ack* *sigh*
for sum reezon, i keep finking ob thoz Sowthwest Ayrlines commershuls wher sumwun finds tehmselfs in an awkward sitchewayshun (just committed a major faw paw, stukk in corporate teemwurk trayning, etc) an teh voyceover sez, “Want to get away?”
*ack* *sigh*
Gud luk, lunarmommy. An honest mistayk and wan awn teh syde uv caushun iz mush, mush bettuhr tahn a lot uv alturnativz. Ryte? Ryte! SNORGLES fur KUMO! ((((((((^^))))))))
yor right, i know.
my huzbind aplologized dis morning for being so grumpy abowt it. but i dunno, i might be pushing my lukk dis time. *sigh*
{{{{lunarmommy}}} {{{kumo}}} yesh, better sayfe tehn sorry!
i did call teh vet to report dis, mebbee iznt too layt for him to cancel teh tests an i can get a credit or sumfin. *sigh* *ack*
*poors lunarmommy a drink*
heer ya go!
*hedbonk*
fank yoo *hedbonk bakk*
huzbind’s reely a gud guy an nice an evreefing, a luvs kumo very muches. but $200 for lab wurk on a cat iz kind ob, well, a shokk, speshully wen it turns owt taht not only wer teh tests unnessesary but yooseless.
guess i’m kind ob mad at myself too. *sigh* *noks bak drink*
*poors lunarmommy anuzzer drink and prepares a baff of Calgon… Cuz “Calgon takes you awai” But..
nawt too far an nawt for too long..
Cuz we luvs ya baybee!!
Crosses finners adn aise adn uzzer stuff for good luck..
ooh, fankyo, iddd.
*sokes in bubblol baf, hopin vet will call bakk an say, Yesh we can cansul teh tests, yoo kan habbing a refund*
Maibii yu kan just “forgit” tu tell hubbi himz awlreddy had da tests.
I furgit lotz uf stuffs, sumtymes nawt awn porpois 
Oh. U hadz alreddy thot uv that!!
(moves back slowly frum keyboard, slinks into other room to hand up wet laundry, do sumthing socially redeeming)
iz ok, yor very prezinse iz soshully redeeming
Dat waz gud aquiky finkin, dere! Ai nawt fink ob it.
Hopehopehope iz kan bee!
{{{LM}}} {{{kumo}}}
DON’T TAZE ME BRO!
BYTE ‘em, Clyde!
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! inklooding Hazeleyes6996, podcat, an EbilTwilightPrincess!!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, fluffy anjul fud caeks wif fresh berries an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle pokkit video games wher yoo shoot cheezburgers an teh incoming trolz, kandee, an blak velvit colur-it-yorself bebbeh zombie posters wif elebenty-four glo-in-teh-dark bebbeh-zombie-colurd crayns (wif bilt-in sharperner)
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
blak velvit colur-it-yorself bebbeh zombie posters wif elebenty-four glo-in-teh-dark bebbeh-zombie-colurd crayns (wif bilt-in sharperner!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
I hab waytid awl mai lyfe fur dis! YAY!
LUUK!! Ai founded teh blak velvit caek tu go wif teh blak velvit posturs.
Mii, ai bee aholdn awt fur deh paintz wid wadder blak velvit paynt-iz-yorself bebbeh zombie posterz!!
*scamperzawayzwifquiknez*
This cat is in a perfect face-to-kitteh-belleh position.
for teh luv ob CC, don’t do it, it’s a trap!!
Luks krool, butt (snerk!!) madez me laff.
(Angelwaits picks up stinky masque)
Hao can anyone find this amusiing. We must go out and FIND that kitteh and give him first aid, take him to vet, and find the owner and photographer and educate them, maybe with some …ahem… physical means, Never To Do This Again!
Funny, Hah!
(removes mask, tosses into bushes at edge of grass and takes deep breaths of clean air)
Puttz mask bakk on Angelwaits.
Sorri troll, but (snerk) mi Oscar (bc) likes tu sleep dis wae. When wii getz da bellie, datz da face him maeks.
Remobes mask frum AW
Takkz AW’s paw an goes tu Noms fore drinkees, Anione else wanna kum?
mememe! Ai wanna! Bom! Ai halps 2. =^1^=
Is ICHC looking wonky for anyone else using IE? It looks normal in Firefox, but it’s majorly weird in Exploder at the moment. Ai haz a confuzzled.
iz why iz calld “exploder”
cawz it explodes teh interwebs.
No problems heer. I eben saw teh upsy-downy lettrs in IE.
Teh wai sum ob doze burdz akkt, ai wudden’t bii supprized…..
it haz crakd mi hup. p00r clyed
I hate to pollute the comments with a readable post…
This Photo/Caption made me laugh so hard that my boss (across the room) said this: “Ok. Now that your done looking at funny pictures, get back to work.”
Though, as I write this, I have a feeling he knows I haven’t returned to work proper.
Ooops, better git bak tu wurk wif akwikness.
You should probably not look at the rest of my Lols then. At least not while your boss is around.
Unless… You get your boss to start reading them too.
HALP, We needz Dr TinyCat stat
OMG i have not laughed like that in days
lol
You have to wonder what that cat was REALLY doing.