Fine art of Japanese cat arrangement
interior decorator kitteh haz bin hard at wurk.
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feng shweeeeeeeee
Feng Skwee?
yesh, dat berry apropoe , apropry ate, erm relevant to dis picher
………..eeeeeeeeeeeat
becuz yu *know* they are goin 2 nom doze plants
*Dr. van Movingvan voice*
I zee. Und how doez zis make u feel? Hmmm?
Mebbe more Fang Shweeeeeeee?
*OW!*
Kitteh dusn’t liek bein kritikeed!
Feng Schweeeeeetpea?
Menee happee filiciatayshuns to yoo at teh top there (an ai can still see yur sham roks!)
An to teh rest ov teh verreee clefur pak today
annipuss
jk2kitteh
lolcatburglar
Maus
&
carosue
Teh TY BooTeek? Feechuring yur laytest in Ory Yentl kitteh stachues an snoglobes.
An teh PI Stawl iz rite there – wif teh REELEE fresh rhubarb – rubarbarhubarb rhubarb PI!
rubarb wif stawberri? Mai favorite!
Mine too! Wif a littlol bit ov vanilla eye scream??
OOOoooo!
Ike-Kitteh or…
猫の整理
Dat’s byootyful
sinkroenyzzd watchin
We can’t let our Anni down!
It wull be self-kayterin, `coz Ai doan’t intend bein in Lundun fur teh joorayshun!
Oh, u needs a place to stay? Why don’t u come stay wif us at ur place?
lcb, awlais sew kind and jinurus.
Thx, but Ai wull be goin awai dat tiem 2 sumware as far frum teh Lolympiks az possibul!
wii wer heer foar teh tweneeohtoo lolympiks (sept dese wer teh winner wuns, nawt teh summur wuns) an it wuzznt as bad as wii fwot it mite bee… kinduh fun in sum wais.
Butt (snerk) u will hab moar peeplols foar teh summur gaems. ai’d stai awai tew!
Taht wud werk! Wai nawt??? Yoo cud hav yur room!
an we CUD bring in teh fud!
Awl yoo’d hav to do tiz tawk to uz in yur doutless verree charming Ingerlish Ack scent!!
Wud u prifurr Eliza Doolittle b4 oar affer teh Higgins treetmint?
During!
starts singing off key
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains
we doesn’t care, we is suckahs fur all deh Ingerlish Ack scents
Aifink mai natcherul aksent iz sumware bitween teh b4 an affer, but Ai can do bofe – Ai wuz Eliza in a skool reedin uv teh plai.
Ooooo!!! Ooooooo!! Ooooooo!!! Yes!! Yes!1 Both!!
Ai can doo passabul Michiganeze.
whut kinda geese are dese?
ganders mostlee.
da meeshee ganders kind
oooh! hiddin tawlints! kewl!
I lubs dat play!
Ooh, look! Pussywillows!
Tai Chi Kittehs
luuks 2mi lik chi gong kittehs
hoo’s gonna gong teh kittehs??
Karate Kittehs beginning Kat-a
Win!
Wif dawn
an, I fink, burdies just beyond teh window!
Or mabye it’s Godzilla!
Auuggghhhhh! Godzilla! RUN!
Git in da car!
Wait, wut? Godzilla EETS cars?
Git owtta teh car!
Kwik! Get into that taxi!
But… but… but! Iz nawt teh taxi a kawr tu?
*hazza kurijus*
otay den get into deh bus
Oh noooo! Bus iz tu kawr as kan ob sardines iz tu kan ob toona!!!
he picks up a bus and he throws it back down as wades through the buildings to the center of town…
oh no… they say he’s got to go Go Go godzilla
Ur rite!
Everybuddy into teh limo!
*sigh*
Ai doan fink ai’m gettin fru tu aniiwun.
Ai know!!!! Hovercat to teh reskew!
Oar – Scotty.
BEEM US OTTA HEERM SCOTTEE!!!
No, u’ve got a point.
Everyone! Teh cars is teh dangerous! Get on a motorcycle insted!
‘Zilla lieks that — hiz fuds unrapt and eezy tu eet, wif exxtra crunky bits four spice.
Stachoo kittehs ar statuesk
BINGLOL!!!!
Deez iz Japaneez kittehs? How u can tayle?
Um, because they has nippon their whiskers?
@@@@@@@11! tu yu lcb!
oh. mai. HEDDESK!
* SIRIUS heddesk!! BONK!*
Brilliant!
foar gudniss sake
*holds out cup for some sake gudness*
U wans some wasabi edmame to go wif Ur sake?
yeshplz!
Perfect comment, lolcatburglar! It even tells the season.
Japanese cats are
In purrfect pose. Just add
Pussywillows. Done.
Niec haiku, Tamar! *claps floofee paws*
Yes, mii admyres yur haik who. Tehy is fun to try to rite.
yoga kittehs du tree pose.
Iz nawt Japanees Kittehs. Iz Meercat Kittehs!!
Ohai Fluffy B!!!
{{{{JanetCanHas4Kittehs}}}}
Iz third tyme Ai sezs
Yesh, Aifinkso tu.
aww whut a byootiful eggsample of kittehgami!
But… but… I thoughted that Scottish Folds was teh kittehgamis?
Ur rite I meant kittehbana
@@@@@! two_kittehs!
Awl kittehs ar teh Kittehgami. Fold intu awl kindz uf posishuns!
Hou dew u git teh kittehs tew stai in won spawt?!
u tells them bof to NAWT SIT HEER unner enny cirkum… sirrk… ever.
U axe, we answers:
Anchors
Basting thred
Crazy gloo
“Don’t move, kittehs” (yeah, rite)
Epoxies
Freeze drying
G…
Goggie enforsement
Hounding them
Ice cream bribes
J…
Gluing
Harnessing
I…
Gloo guns
Heating pad! (this wun rilly werks!)
Ise creems
J…
Jes TELL them to nawat go tehre!
Kyte string tangles arouwnd tehm
Lie tew tehm “Ifn yu stai hear u git Cheezburgers awl teh tyme u stai”
M…
Magnets
Non-skid surfaces
Outlandish methods unapproved by caretrolls
P…
Puttin dem someplase else
Quietly starin out teh same window
Rubbin nip on teh plase you want dem
S…
Sucshun kups
Tying tehm
U…
Uvula clips
Velcro
Weight teh kittehs down wif feadthers
X marks teh spot, kittehs. Now sitonit
Yell “reddy, set, sit!”
Zippers
Ikeneko.
I can has sooshee nao?
nao?
hao bout nao?
No. Be patient.
It’s still cooking.
buuuut sooshee duzn’t hafta be cooked!
Iz noo kinda sooshee. Mus bee kooked fur elebenty howrs…
why, iz mayde wif goggies?
*snerk*
*gigglol*
*LOL*
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahah!!!11 1
Ai cnnt breeve – oadr Taip! *fawls to teh flore* LOLOLOLOLOL
*Wypez aiez*
OK . . .itz ok. . .ai think ai’m awlrite noa. Just cawt mee off gard!
No, no! Ifn u wanna goggies u haffa go tew ovver kuntree. Tihs r fishie sooshe butt ikneads teh kooking fur elebenty howrs ore it kin poyson u. Luuk. Sea? It r oring sooshe…
Not cooking teh sushi? That’s crazy talk.
Now, how u wants ur stake tartare done? Medium? Extry Medium? Well Dids? Extry Well Dids?
Maek main extry weel dids, pleez.
)
(Mai frenz maek me go to teh kichen an finish cuking teh stakes mice elf!! Tehy say they cant bare to rune perfeftlee gud meet laik that!
U gots it!
*puts on chef’s helmet, lights flamethrower…*
**luks (frum a sayfe distunce) wifacurious at lcb**
Ai neber seed a chef where a helmet beefour.
Tehn u haz nebber bin n mai kichN. Sins teh fire (twaz jush a LIDDUL fire, mine u) mai hubbeh sez “u kin ownlee kuuk on teh dek wif teh EZ bak uben.” Eben teh goggies luk nerbus win Ai go n teh kichen.
Ah, yu are lyke my momcat – we hab stakes, hur has leather!
There u go, Janet.
Want I should heat up some gazpacho for u also?
*giggle* Kud u plz put on a pot uv ice creem?
An heet up sum iced tee fur me?
U want cold fudge sause on that ice creem?
In Maus’s absinthe:
♪♪ If you knew sushi
Like I know sushi ♪
*takes a sip of Maus’s absinthe*
Absinthe makes the heart grow….ooooh, shiney!
Thanks DK.
Ee-kat-bana. Art of Japanese flower (and flower-face kitteh) arrangementz.
Ohai ebberybudy! It be mah birfday!!!
Happeh happeh birfday, ETP! *dansdans*
*showers ETP wif comfetti an ribbins an sparklees*
Oooooh sparkleez! Fankee!
Happitayl Burfday, ETP! May it be ur best wun to dis point — an may awl dat follows get beddur & beddur!
Yesh yesh! *dansdansdans*
Ohai guis! Ai need tu borro yur brayns fur a few minnits. Ai juss taek tehm intu teh lyte tu see bedder… juss kidding. Iz menny ohailee intellijent peeps an menny devotid kitteh-slaves heer, an ai wud lyk tu be getting yur thots awn a fing.
/lolspeak
As you may know, I own the domain prysmcat.org — I registered it some time ago. Currently, all that’s on it is the blog for Eva and Cory. I’d like to do more with it. This is my tentative plan, subject to refinement and alteration:
* a blog where I’ll do articles perodically on cats — behaviour, health, physiology, social life, fostering, rescue, nutrition, various subjects like that, but with a slant towards behaviour — not just problems, but discussion of good things, too — as often as possible, I’ll include pics, videos, etc
* a forum, with a thread for in-depth discussion of each article — and as often as possible, for people to talk about how it relates to their own cat specifically – eg, an article on feline relationships with non-feline pets, and people will be encouraged to share their stories about their cats with other pets
* the forum will also have areas for people who are fostering adults or babies, looking after ferals, or otherwise doing anything related to cat welfare, and for general chat about felines — probably areas for non-feline chat and non-animal-related chat, too — this has a lot of flexibility
* if someone has a specific question they can ask; I’m not going to guarantee I can help, but I’ll do what I can
* and I think I’ll add a PayPal link — I will NOT charge for any of this, but if someone has an extra couple of dollars, cool — whether I keep Cory-Bear or not, a little extra towards kitty vet bills or helping future orphans is a useful thing
I’m hoping to do the same kind of thing as an informal drop-in class, if I can just get it organized and started — Val, the cruelty officer and foster coordinator at the Humane Society, is quite enthusiastic about backing that.
With any luck, I can eventually expand it into actually doing in-person consults locally, and things like that.
My Obedience teacher is a veterinarian, and her sense, along with that of the vet tech I had for Health & Behaviour last semester, is that there’s a huge void as far as the behaviour of pet cats. Some vets are starting to take it more seriously, but not all, and it can be hard to get much time with a vet, just like getting enough time with a doctor. I can’t just go find a job doing this, I’m going to have to essentially create it for myself, if it’s viable at all.
So, any thoughts, my friends? *looks hopeful and attentive*
Ack… brev… briv… shortniss in riting, ai needs tu learning it! *slaps foarhed*
I think this sounds like a wonderful idea, PK! What’s more, it sounds to me like this is a “calling” for you — something you’re meant to do. Helping animals is clearly your thing.
YAY PK!! Ifinkso iz veri gud idear! I know I haz learned manni things heer in Cheezland, but a website dedicated tu this topic kuld bii valuable tool for us kitteh peeple.
Iz GRATE idea, p-k! It fills an important need, and you would be so bery, bery good at it.
As far as the money part goes, I don’t know. The website is how people find out about you and your pet behavior services…will you charge for consultations? Eventually, maybe put together a booklet or some other artifacts that people buy? Maybe it’s time to start emailing with other animal behavior consultants and find out how much they charge for services.
Ai think dat dis iz a wondermus idear! Dere aer lots of kittehs adn there people who can use a place to talk adn get good information from other peeps. Just look at how manee cheezpeeps has askeded yoo qwestions since yoo went to vettech skool.
Dere are many peoples hoo look at goggie behavior butt (!) knot near;y enough people who try to figure out the kittehs.
Yup. A friend of a friend consulted a dog behavioral specialist (that was who was available) about a problem with one of her cats, and then even consulted a pet psychic, but neither was any help. Really, you could even do international consults.
Fanks, guis. Yu iz teh enkurijing.
Booklion, aifinkso that’s an excellent idea, checking to see what’s being charged by others. I’m feeling an odd mix of confidence and caution at this point: a distinct awareness that I don’t know everything I’d like to know, but a sense that I do know enough to be of use. I’m never going to be able to hold up a sheet of paper and say, “I’m now officially a kitty behaviourist,” ’cause it just doesn’t exist, so it’s going to take some work convincing the back of my mind that I deserve to be taken seriously. Yet, if I’m going to keep the kids in gushifuds, I either need to make some money from it, or get a “real” job and do it as a vocation/hobby on the side.
NS, you be right. If I can make life better for kitties and their humans, and keep some kitties from being dumped for behavioural reasons… that’s worth everything. I have a sinking feeling that numbers would show more cats dying from euthanasia in shelters than from all the nasty diseases like panleukopenia and FeLV and all combined…
*trots off tu start setting up website an fink abowt subject fur nawt-sekkund articlol*
PK: your idea of a “real” job at first and do as a vocation/hobby on the side is a good idea. That will bring in steady money and you can take the time to develop the other side as time goes by. Who knows – you may become the first official “kitty behaviourist”. Like I said, this is your heart job, so study hard and take it easy. As you go, jot down all the ideas you want to pursue and develop the methodology and means to strike out on your own.
ai agrees totallee! for exampul, u can haz teh gud ideeas foar inexpensiv kitteh toys. Mia iz still verree grateful to u foar the ideea uv the big lawn bag. (DH, nawt so thrilled with lawn bag inna living ruum, but oh well.)
anuther example: ai haz the old Morgan kitteh whut has teh arthritis, and he can nawt crouch inna litter box like he used to. So he often peez owt the end uv teh box, altho he duz nawt meen to.
after washing rugs too manee tymes, ai haz finded a solution by raising box a liddul bit on a cupple uv peeses uv wood, so ai can put down a plastic tray with old towels on it in under teh frunt of teh box. it wurks grate!
ai haz offen thot it wud be gud to be able to share this ideea sumwharez, in cayse ennywun else haz sayme kinda problum. but whar?
ai can be guest riter? ai wud bee honored!
Ohai PK. Dis be a wundermus idea. Ai fink u should go for it. Will be a big help to alla us. Bery timely too. Start kinda smallish while attending classez adn you can expand da topics as you gain more experience. U bery smart lady and dis be your “heart job”, ai fink u will be GREAT.
**ai will be willing to givez a few monies to help wif Cory adn future orphinks**
{{{{{PK}}}}}
wut tehy all sed. iz graet idea, an yoo haz had manee helpful fings to say to us heer. gud lukk wif it!
Guh. Ai iz tryin rillee hard to stay awaek & hazzin a hard tiem uv it. Teh program ai yooz to do teh werk ai hasta do iz nawt werking rite — an teh bak way in iz werkin but bery slowlee. Ai iz dozin off between paij reloads. *sigh*
Jus had sum choklit-cuvverd espresso beenz & hopin dat will halpify.
{{{NS}}}
*tickles lower ribs*
Wakee wakee!
Where teh hek be teh IT peeps tu maek teh program wurk ryte? Yu shud nawt haz tu du it teh hard way!
And ferry beautimously arranged tehy are!11!!
Must hev taken dayz uv always havin camera Rite There/ On Yu!
Two maneki neko cats
Waiting patiently
To save another emperor.
Such selfless dedication to humanity.
Will U plz tell mii (us?) dis storee? Ai loves teh storees!!
And if teh nimals savez human, iz even bedder!!!
once upon a time, the emperor of Japan was on a journey and he passed a cat sitting beside the road. The cat beckoned to him to come. The emperor, surprised, stopped his journey and by doing so he avoided an ambush just down the road.
So did teh kitteh steel his wallet?
lc Dint say dat kitteh wuz a lolcatb*rglar, u note.
Bee sides, steel frum emperor? Souns liek v. danjerus act! Dere’s awl dem swors and fings teh boddy gards haz.
Butt on otter paw, lolcatburglars are Reely Fast on tehir paws, rite?
Nyansai?
Look at that billboard of us. We look good, I mean really goooooood.
Lionelcat-
That’s an intersting version of the story. Different from what I heard. The version I heard was that the Emperor of Japan was resting under a tree near a Buddhist temple while waiting out a thunderstorm. There was a cat on the temple porch which frantically beckoned the Emporer to come to him. The Emperor finally rose and went to the cat. Just then a lightning bolt struck the tree and blew it up. For saving his life the Emperor bestowed a fortune on the cat and the temple. So to this day you see statues of beckoning cats called “maneki neko” all over Japan.
Thanks. Interesting
This is SO GOOD.
Hmmm. Ikatbana….