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We boicott dis store!
*cheering krowd*
Boikott Boikott Boikott!!!
dawn wif teh man!!
an neber hab dem words been ment so lishertally…litsherally…wordily.
Word.
Boi on a kott? Where???
Cool ur jets, Jenn. Kimkiwi has to buff him first.
*wandurz in laet wib boi buffink kloth*
Yew gots sum buffink yew want dun?
Boycat boycat boycat???
Congrats, PH! U leed teh brayde.
Fank yu annipuss! Aifinkso we hab a ty, we go tu teh booteek?
**faiswing** sorry, yu sayed brayed! Ai iz surrowndid by drooling losers, taking my tenshuns awai from cheezland! Congarats tu yu an carusoe!
Right! Ok, we is gonna need some sines to wave around. And we’ll prolly get thirsty from all teh marching and sine waving and chanting.
So I’ll go in teh store here and buys some sine boards, some sine paints (ooh! in glitter!) and some drinks and snacks. And throat lozengers.
Then after we spends all our moneys on that stuffs, we’ll come out here and show them a thing or two! *nods*
Yu forgotted just wun fing….
Er…. Um……
does U think sines will be enuff or does we also need cosines?
And throw in a tangent or two…
But donut fro teh pi! We still hazzn’t cleaned up teh whippy cream frum the ovver day.
*throws pi* whups, too late. sry.
Yay pi fight! Wait, we haf to lure Maus in here an then eberybuddy getzhim wif a pi! I’ll go down thred an get him.
I thinks he iz commin… *sshhhhh…*
*steps WELL away from Fnark*
I suddnlee had to leeve… neber mind, Maus didnt tayk teh bayt…
pi fight? be there r be sqware.
on a hippo ten use?
pi R skware?
no corm bred R skware. Pi R round liek teh tuit.
Ifinkso we are off onna tangent.
Dun forget teh cosecant, secant, and cotangent.
By teh wai, any1 knowz wat teh sine reads? It almost looks liek Japanees, but teh lol dun go biggar. And I left mai Kanji Dikshunary in mai backpack.
Math Cat luvs sines.
Awl sew, U iz bying frum store U iz boi catting???
“BUY” ??
Ai’m shur she ment “borrow”….
She still haz to get into teh store nawt sekkund.
Money?
Excoose me, Mr Maus, sir, wud you plz join us up thred for a momen uf yer thyme?
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Maus is in a meating right now. Pls leeve yer name, nomber, and yer stoopy reeson fer botherin me at the tone…
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Well, yeah. Sometimes u gotta work within teh law. Because we’ll probably all get arresticated for teh protest and ifn’ we has teh stolened goods on us we won’t be able to show teh receet that shows how ricickalously high teh prices are.
but but but… if you has a receet, duzn’t that prove u was in teh store, of which we is protestifying we don’t has access to??
we haz our sources, but now we needs to get entreh ourselves
whut kittehs wants demz gets
it is deh law
Wait, whut?
I thought we was protestifying because they didnot has anchovy-flavor slurpees. Also that…
Access to teh restroom is restrictified to employees only.
Beer selection inadequate.
Candy isle doesnot has chocklit-covered mouses.
Dairy case has door requiring opposable thumbs to operate.
E…
Every price ends in “9.” Man, that’s eerie.
Freezer section not cold enuff for ice-skating.
Gushifuds is marked up way too high.
H…
Eberywun duservs shopin purriviliges.
Flavur of week in iscreem aisle is neber tuna.
Goggies aer too dumb to shop aneeways.
H…
Howitzers nawt on sale here.
Icebergs r meltifying
Juicey chipmunks r too chippy
K….
no nomming teh chipmunks!!
How bowt nomming teh skirrlz?
NOOOO!!! Bad paws4thot, bad! No eetin teh skwirrlz! Iz ruud!
Krisps ar nawt,
Loose kidlets, cannawt bite them,
Mousicles are all albinos
n…
Never sell me a winning lottery tikket
Overpriced prices on priceless items
Paying in string frowned upon
Q…
Quarts of milk are a pint low
Really ugly uniforms
Soda refills not free
T…
Time is opn, nawt vry gud
Useles clerks
Vertikl fings to clime awn get yu yelld at
W…
Water in bottlols iz a stoopy idea
eXact change i never has it butt teh clerk wants it
Zippos replayced by Bics — Maus’s dooing no dowt
How yu gonna get in when kittehs nawt allowed, lcb?
*Whispers*
Rodints an burds…
Mauses gets in ebberywhare!
Wet flurs…
Xtra halps wen u nede it–NAWT…
Yet da hi priz…
Zowie-Wowie! iz hire eber week!
Ifinkso it iz funnee for a burglar 2 bee consernd abowt werking wiffin teh law!!
Lissen. Teh lawr and me, we go way back. Is like any long-term relationship. Sometimes u gotta yield a little ground.
That way u can get a gud running start and… POUNCE! Attack! Bunneh-kick, bitebitebite!
dided neeone notice dat der’s a fancee jewelry stor across da street frum dis plaice?
Huh! wif awl dis boicatting and protesfiying going on, ai betcha a catburglur cud walk rite in der and borrow sum of dose shinee tings and no budee wud eben notice dis. Well well well ….oh dots!
her is turning a gnu page and is now a reformed LCB
I has a new form?
*checks in meeror*
Nope. Same old form. And I got a paper cut from turning teh page. *pouts*
Yep. U haz an accseedent report form, fur UR paypurr cut!
*fills our accsident report form, gets another paper cut*
I can has moar forms, plz? kthxthismighttakeawhile
YAY LCB! U reely kno hao 2 boikot! We’ll sho tehm, huh!
dis kitteh needs Ur serbices PH
**sharpens talon** At yur serbiz, kitteh catz.
as lolyer I meanz
Nawt fare!
Kitteh wantid 2 bye fud
an mebbe luk at sum magazeenz
Cat fancy purrhaps?
Eet haz niis senterfouled… so yesh.
nawt that I has munnies anyway
ai givs yu sum munnies, yu go bai teh kitteh sum fud, ‘k?
Contact teh ACLU!
(American Cat Liberties Union)
Slogan: A cat door in ebbery haus, and ebbery haus iz mine!
Ebery haus iz c*at haus?? Bes Lill Cat Haus in … wiat, whur?
Y onlee Amerika?
Maus play on American Civil Libeties Union acronym, Fluffy B.
Yer rite! How about the All-over-teh-Wirld Cat Liverties Union?
wif libertee an just cats fur all.
No libertee fur teh cat slayves, tho. They usst obey the Power of teh Paw.
DID Sum Juan call Mii ? I Wantz Liver tea tew!
CATTICA!!
CATTICA!!
Yay, eeck! That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this pic.
World Cat Liberties Union – liberty for cats, and lolcats for all!
or is it lolcatraz?
But I dunt lyke livver!
How bouts Internashunal Cat Tuna-fanciers Union?
But…iz soooo delishus wif onions & budder!!!
Don’t fergit teh BACON!
Nawt a bacon fan….
Hadda cabin up north once that smelled like sumbudde burnded sum bacon.Ai’ve been off bacon ebber since.
me neither, hart attack on a plate
and smell pleh 2
**ducks an hides frum baconistas**
PORK FAT R00LZ!
lard maykes the best pie crust.
And biscuits too!
And fryed chikkin.
really? I no lykes deh smell of lard
**mah fussiness let me show U it**
Ownlee smellz bad wenn is two owld. Fresh lard nawt smell mush.
believe it oar nawt — lard maykes grate POPCORMS!!
Coconut oil for popcorms!
Doan fergit dah homz-maid burd suetblox oar “cud weather-burd-fud, az mii lil kiddoz cawlz it!
=^1^=
I can has ur baykin?? (Hard to find baykin where I live. *sigh* I misses teh baykin.)
Sure can, I lubs Turkish food, I hadz a Turkish housemate in collidge himz fudz wuz alwaiz yummy.
O yess, Turkish fuds is bery yummy… butt I still misses sumthings from ol Kana-duh. Like mapuhl sirop.
Ai can’t imajin a lief wivowt bakun!
*sends Fnark a sooper sekrit pakkij ov baykon*
*and gud fan, so no naybors can smell teh baykon kukking*
bacon kin B made from turkey meets- lower fat n just as smokey
Just nawt az bakony…
Awl dis talk ov bacon reminds me I hazzn’t had breakfast yet.
Ta-ta!
O Book Lion you is a good frend!
*terns on fan, cooks baykin wifakwikness, an sum pancaykes, on pores on mayplol sirup…*
Mmm, baykon-frends plz join me! nothx2baykon frends, plz hav som pancaykes!
yesh turkey bacon not so bad akshully
for cured pork products
mah purrsonal faborit is salami
and 2 eats wid eggs I fink gravlax is deh best.
Maus does Nom serb brakefust?
Yesh, on weak weak weak days. Brunch on Sunday.
bakonbakonbakonbakonbakon!!!
but I thot duk fat was sposed to be teh bestest fat Maus?
Well… yes. But (hehe) it’s time-consuming and expensive to obtain. Lard made from rendered pork caul fat is almost as good and much less expensive.
Although I’ve heard that you haven’t really had french fries unless they’ve been cooked in duck fat. I haven’t had the privilege…
*announcer voice*
We is reporting live from Lol’s Gym, whare teh facility has been inundated wif flabby ducks seeking lifetime memberships. Management is pleased wif teh upswing in bidness because they has many bills to pay.
Back to u in teh stoodio.
U knoz whut is gud 2 chicken fat.
When I roast chicken I puts it on a broil pan
and underneath I has potatoes, as deh chicken cooks
drippings from deh chicken falls on deh taters makes dem
berry nommy
Nao u guyz r jus makin mii hongree!!!
O! O! O! I duz dat tu, two-kittehs, butt wif whole garlick clobes. Lots of dem, like 8-10 bulbs wurf. (40-60 cloves). Den yu schkweez owt teh garlic, iz awl sawft an buddery an nommy!
Oooh mii 2…Eeckhecat, eber mak teh liver gravey to deglase deh pan? 2 purz on teh taterz? ho, ai bees en Hebbin nao nomnomnom. ETC, herz ai share liber, onyums, bacon, taterz’n'gravey wif yu!!
=^!^= {{ETC}} Yu likey?
ooo, sry ai lef out deh “T” in yur nom, Eekthecat.
*blushy-facz*
Cat union? Izn’t taht how wii get kittenz?
LoLOLOLOL! 2, 2 funy!!!1!
=^1^=
See OM, dere’s plentee of Lols arownd!!
Yeshyuberykorect! {{{{Fnark}}}}
Maybe organeyes Nawt Onliinamerica Cat Liverties Union? Eponym NO-CLU?
Gud wun!
Dat’s nawt goeen to wirk, I think. Teh karakhters on teh seyn seem te put dis in Chaineh or Jappan.
artistic license, we takes it
Yep- Jappan. It’z a Familymart- a “conbini” like Lawson or 7-11.
Sumwun contakt Rev. Al Sharpclaws! Dis Diskr…discur…dis meanness cannot stand!
Call my attorneys! Start a protest!
O hai, literit Lion. I gotz teh fren rekwest butt I cantz axcept ur offer of frenship!! (until I goes home becuz teh “mine” pages is filtird at twerk)
Dat’s okay, Fnark. I lukked up Izmir on Wikipedia, Fnark. What a beeyootiful citty!
I likes it! too much konkreet blok bildings for my taystz, butt the see harbor iz bery nice for sittin wif frends and drinks at a caffay an watchin teh sun set. Cheerz!
Sounds bery gud! Haz a bevverij fur me by teh harbor whn yu leaves wurk today, ok?
jest one?! Itz Caturday Eve!! I will toste you, Book Line, an cheezfrens eberywhere!
Fank yu! I will toast yu and awl Cheezfrens tonight, too!
Caturdai! Iz Fridai heer.
At least ai will haz caturdai tomorrow.
I hometym in fyb, fur, tree, too, wun…
KTHXBAI
Now its Caturday here… for teh last 30 minnits. Teh sunset on teh bay way bery luvvily wif milady an 2 frends… I tosted my cheezfrends. Iz a good end to teh werk week.
Or a purrtest!
Call mah lolyer!
Ai call a cheezmeet tu halp maik dis nawt hapin agin!!!
whar?? cheezmeet?? *perks up ears, sniffs around*
Hmm… u habba point deir. Shud et b moar meety cheez, oar moar cheezy meet?
Greenwich June 1st.!
if U sends me a tikket I will come
also will check our accomodashunz for lolympiks and write a report
Teh wai mai howse an gardin aer at teh momint, u wud prolly condemm dem az nawt fit fur habitashun!
not 2 worry mah house is similarly messy, I will feelz rite at home.
WOOT! I’m so there! *prrrrrrrr*
is U a British cheezpeep 2
Whikers iz cummin to TTI fur a bizit an we wull meet hur! Yay!!!!
s’okay!
yup, two_kittehs, annipuss is rite, ai’m a merikn cheezpeep havin a uropeen adventur. an ai’m sooooo happeh to be able to come to teh cheezmeet in lunnon.
ai’m gonna has mai camera, an take lotsa pikturs! dis whol trip has meh bouncing wif eggsitment.
dat sounds like so mush fun!
two_kittehs, if we gets a boat in Noba Skosha and starts rowing now, mebbe we can kross teh Atlantic and gets to Cheezmeet on time!
we can get a windjammer and assemble a croo of east coastie cheezpeeps!
Hugh G. Manatee can swims alongside nd probide guidance!
Naw..wat ‘boot gittin dem YNG TrollETroll bee baring fur nb werk? Wee kittehz nawt haf to werk sew hard…we B cruizin’ to lunnon to partay harty dere! knaobye!
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.
This diskriminashun against feline Americans will not be tolerated
also we need a kitteh on deh Supreme Court
-kthx Muffy
Deir prolly izza kitteh in teh supreem kourt. Adn at teh momint s/he iz moast laiklee beli busy wif teh defence ob a nap-a-tak cais.
Skuze me folks, ai bee bak latur, drooling luzurs are draggin me awf! HALP!!
Wat kind ob hoorbel werkz yu do, PH, “drooling luzurs”? Bee dey Zombeefied!?! Wachyerbak!!
kitteh is OK.
kitteh duz nawt need to go into store.
kitteh waits by teh door.
hyooman comes owt door with a fud.
you know what happens next.
yep.
Butt(!), deir r noe stayrs fur teh hoomin tu fall down.
Ai tink Two. Fur de kort. two_kittehs.
fanks but I iz not a lolyer
Uz no hafta be lolyer fur to b on de super kort. De pwezidant can putz any kitteh he chooz!
I habs a dream, that 1 dai all ceiling cat’s kittehs, black kittehs and white kittehs and stripey kittehs and eben furless kittehs can haz peace togedder, and den dey joins paws and meowz “I *can* has freedum!”
Canut ai ravvur haz a cheezburger?
U want freedom fries wif that?
if they is free, yes.
Freedom is not free.
Costs elebenty moneys extry.
Den et shud nawt b callt “free”dom, butt(!) “ekspensif”dom. Aifinkso.
Look, ma’am, I only flip teh burgers and give rong change at teh register. I doesn’t name teh things. Talk to teh manager. kthxwantasstmgrwifthat?
Asst mgr iz fried or grilld?
Yes.
OM lol’d fur deh 3rd tyme she reed thiz…so funy!
an truf, ware doz fasty-fuds placez find ‘em 2 hire? Wach out…dey hongrey Boomerz wiil git yer job!
lol, iz true. tho I tink “espensivedom” wil not be bery populr…
Can I also has freedom toast with it
And then a freedom kiss…
photoshopped
Hmm… Now that you said it, the face DOES look weird…
No fairz! Can’t get cheezburgers!
Dis isnt even like a massive lizard?
Ai no tinkn agin. Woodn b funz te b on dat koort! luk dem nothers uz half da play wit. Dishsoap!
NOOOZ I R WANZ MAH CATNIPZOR!
kittehs unite!
nah, that’s 2 difficult….
Nawt fayr! Goggies get 2 go inn, when dey waer dat weerd harness thyngie!
I’ll get the doggie to go in dere an buy stuff for me.
Can I talk to the manager please.
I miss family mart sooo much that place is awesome!!!
The pic is from S.Korea, its a Family Mart kinda like our 7-11.
no to cat discrimination!