We’re nearing the ice-cream van!
We’re nearing the ice-cream van! STEP ON IT!!!!!1!1!
kitteh goz crazee 4 teh ice kreem.
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wiff a kwikkness!!!!
Yea DK ur onna top all alone. Hop U nawt skeerd. Ai offerz da choklit martoonie (bergin caus U nawt postabe habin da adult beberages) an sum choklit fudgee caek. Sinse U is a kitten, U du da dansdansdans.
noep…..
oh gudz….aktchulolee, aifinkso ai haz sum ob dat stillz stukk inn mai hed….frum teh lasst lol…..
awltho, mai hed iz nawt feelink sew dizzee azz ai wuz uurrliyurr…..
hmph…hoo arre yoo kiddink? ai nawt knoez anne dansdansdansez…
butt (snerk) DK, in Cheezlan, wii iz awl teh berree berree gud dansers! eben mii!
adn annewaez, wai shudd /ai/ has tew dansdansdans furr mai owwn nawt-secund?
♫Doan kno muchabowt dansin,
Tahts why ai got tihs song;
Oneamy legz is shortr dan teh odder
Adn bofamy feetz too long.
Corse now ritealong widdem,
I got no natchral riddem;
But ai goes dansin evry nite,
Hopin sumday ai mite gettit rite–♫
(we got any FZ fanz here tonite?)
I’m a dancin’ fo-o-o-ol, I’m a dancin’ fo-o-o-ol….
Thnx KJ! I was afraid nobody got the ref. Not so many of us old duffers left, aifinkso. (Or perhapz you’re a young duffer with good taste in alternative musical entertainments, yesh?)
Ai cud gib yoo ballet lessions, DK!
OOoo!! Dragon ballet dansdansdans sownds liek would be somefing worth seeeeeing, aifinkso. Mai mai mai we watsh plz? From safe distants? Plz plz? Kthnx.
Shur! Okay, DK, follow meh. Step, step arabesk, padaborae, dobble pirrowette! *Heers a loud crash*
waet…step step wut???
*sigh* It’z arabesk, padaborae, dobble pirrowette!
tew tell yoo teh troof, ai haz absolootelee no eyedeeya wut annee ob doze finks arre….
Iz okay! Arabesk iz when yoo (grasefully,ob corse) lift yoor leg behind yoo, padaborae iz a patteren ob stepz on the floor (but moar specific) an a pirrowette iz when yoo spin around on wun foot!
hao amm ai suppozed tew du dis stuffz awn ownlee wun futt, wen ai haz fowurr tew start wif?
Dun’t wurry, iz only yoor nawt-seccund lesson! Trust meh, I’ve dun ballet fer ten yeerz!
butt ai haddeded a purrfekktlee gud kwestyun! hao iz ai suppozed tew du sum ob dis stuffz awn wun futtpaw, wen ai iz supportud bai fowr?
Srry. Yoo hasta hab a strong core (abs) an gud balance.
hmmm…balans ai can haz…butt az fur teh othurr partt….eh….ai eet tew mucch fur dat….adn nawt annewaer ennuff eggcersize…
Mi tew. I proboly hab teh werst ballance in mah class!
I do purty gud anyway, Ifinksew.
ai du haz balanse tho…
Ai can fixify dat.
* aimes teh blastifier (setted tu dans dans) ai gotted frum Mary O at teh DKs feetz. *
Startz dansin!
* blastifies teh floor undur teh DKs liddlol toe *
Fanks T-E-T; DK u gotz tu dans caus ai tu nawt young an stove up. Rasinfrasin kids.
*watchez az blastifyer fingie bownsez awff mai toe adn bownses bakk awn TET*
hmmm…intrestink…ai didn’t knoez dat itt wudd du dat….iz dat wut itt wuz suppozed tew du?
An’ hit dat doggeh wyl ur at it!
Ohai {{{{{Elfie}}}}} ai lubz tu se KB’s blog.
Ai haz teh icee creems sundais fur awl teh peepz. U can haz whutebbur tawping U wantz.
Ai wented tu Baskinz Robbinz adn haz awl 31 flavrs uf icee creems tu!!
hurrai!
*inn a lowdurr voyse*
aiez cwreem partee!!!!!!!!!!!
hoew bees da soer frought? Iffn anione sez anifing bout da adult beberage onna bref, tell dem is koff medsine.
*snerk* ai nawt haz nessessarilee soar…butt ai haz a lawt ob stuffs stukk inn mai noez dat drayne down mai frote….adn den, ai hazz a /horriblol/ coff…….ughh…
EEww U two? Ai haz da non-allergic rinitis an alwaez has stuff inna frote. An da huzby haz “rotten” simuses. Alwaes horkin stuff up caus it wont blow out hiz nose.
dat’z /eggzakketlee/ wut ai haz! eggsept dat itt iz bofe obb doze…nawt tew menshun dat mai coff iz awlwaez badd…..
mii fwee, ai haz bowth ickee cowld wif teh horrblol coff, an teh hey feevur. pleh.
*passes rown teh beeg bocks uv tishoo*
iz dere a menyu?
Applososs
Banamaz
Chonklit
Debilfudcaik flabur
E……
eggnog
fronsch banilla
german choklit
h…
oo, I lurves teh alfabet games
hayzelnuts
ice kreem wif
jimmies (dat’s sprinkles if uz nawt frum Bawston)
kokonut
l…
Limon
Marionberry
Nuts n more nuts! (watch owt fur sqirrls)
Oranj Sherbert
Pazionfruts
Qumquats…
Lemon flavor,
Many rainbow sprinklez,
Nummy toppingz,
On top, a cherry,
Peanutz
Q……
Razzleberri
Strumberri
Teaberry
leaving U for sumbody else….
Ugli Froot!!!
Vanilla
Watermelon
X. . .
Xylocarp – allthough ai doant fink I’d eet it…
Yumberry – berry yum yum?!?
Zabaglione
Yay – all de flabors have been nommed!!!
ohai, nenne, yoo just beet me!
too bizzee being amyoosed bai web site below
xtree toppings fur awl!
yam, grated
zabagleeown!
fur giggllols, check it owt:
/ / w w w.who-sucks.com/food/101-frightening-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world
pretty amusing!
hurrreeeee!!!!!!
ai wantz mai aies cwreem!!!!
wut flayvur u want?
ummm…ai dunno…..cudd ai haz a creem sodaa flote? duzzen’t matturr wut flabburr ob aies cwreem….
ai dunno bowt dat… wen ai wuz in mayne, ai saw lobstur iis creem. it hadda bee teh yuk!
hmmm…aifinkso ai’z haddeded dat…it wuzzen’t dat badd, aktchulolee…
I wants an elebenty-flavour i-screem platter, wib 8 oz per flavour, arraynged in alfy-betical order.
gets yur munnies owt….
Wy munnies? Jus’ throw kitteh in fru window. Stoopy hoomin will run adn leeb awl teh ice cream to kitteh. Well, maybe nawt dat stoopy, then. Kitteh’s in a meeeen mood.
Nawt dat pedul – teh wun awn teh ryt!
… teh otter ryt. *siyh*
NAOW ai wantz teh nannepuss splitz! wif nipz sprinklols!!!
yum – dat sownds gud!! *wunders if dere iz ne eye skreem in teh freezer* *skampers owt tew kichin tew luuk* drat! no eye skreem, and no nanners! *powts*
roawd trip!
kwikk! git inn teh carr adn follloww dat aiez cwreem van!!
Ai haz just uploaded tu gnu Cory bideos! Wif appeerinsis bai nawt wun but TU lublee orinj grrl-kittehs!
Plz tu haz yur purrtekshuns awn!
ohai PK! hoaw yu be? spoyling Plasticat’s liddle oranj bebehgyrll?
wii kan’t wayt tew come up and pikk her up and see Cory teh bear! and Trick, and Angel, and Loki, and PK, and Sean…….
Uv corse we spoiling her — teh diva will nawt stand fur ennyfing less! LOL Her steeled a shwimp owt uv Loki’s supper (reel toona an shwimps) an ai hadda moov Loki an hims fud coz her wantid anuvver wun soooo bad! Her berry assertiv behhehgrrl, gno ekzactlee what her wants an nawt skared tu demand it!2
Plz tu ignoar teh messee apartmint when yu coming — howsewurk lower prioritee tehn kittehs an hoamwurk.
Ai lukking forwurd tu it, tu! Gunna miss Eva, but ai haz such a ginormus happeh fur her — if ai gnu ebree bebbeh ai foster cud haz such a gud hoam aftur, wud be peese uv caek!
ai fink Unique nawt gonna be happy bowt anudder diva in her howse!!
butt, Tira and Eva be habbing lawts uf fun togedder, aifinksew!
and ai nawt kaer bowt messee partmint – howsewerk iz nebber wun uf mai priorities! IMO – yu ownlee lib wunce, and ai nawt spending mai wunce skrubbing teh baffruum floor wif a toofbrush! (mai MIL duz dat!) ai keeps teh howse sumwut kleen and tidy, iz gud enuff fer mii…
*puts awn troll mask*
Tihs kitteh be loose inna car! What be rong wif yu peeps, laffing at tihs? Nuffing tu stawp kitteh frum fawling oar jumping owt windo, oar getting unner drivur’s feet, oar peeing in driver’s lap, oar ennyfing! Iz nawt funneh, iz irrisponsibul!
*remoovs troll mask*
Ewww.
Ai assoom ebreewun heer haz moar sense tehn tu haz a loose pet in a mooving car, where tehy can cauz aksident oar get badlee hurt in aksident. Lets just leev it at taht.
*sprays stinkee troll mask wif scents uv hyoomur an tosses it asyde*
eep! ahhh!!!!
ohez….itt wuz jusst a mask…..*phew*
P-K, where U getz scents of hyoomur? Does it werk on grumpee kittehs? Iz it okey dokey fore me to smak de paw of da kitteh dat startz da fight noew dat Petey’s been here awhyle? Oscar bamz Petey an Petey bamz Mikey. Pour Mikey, himz doen feel gud an himz too liddlol to fitez da beeger bruvverz.
Ohdeer, pore Mikey! Hao himz azma/bronkitis duing?
Ai sujjest yu get wadder gun. Teh instant teh paw swings at Mikey, squirt Petey. Him nawt assosiate direktlee wif yu so nawt get sulkee oar fink it abyoos, an if him gets a shokk (nawt elektrik!) ebree tiem him bat Mikey, him gunna deside (hoapfullee!) it juss nawt wurf it. But yu gotta be fast, cauze yu gotta du instantlee, nawt a few sekkunds aftur cauze tehn him nawt maek assosiation, an yu gotta be purrsistent an payshent an consistent. Nawt yell oar swat or moov kittehs oar ennyfing, just ignoar eksept fur teh watter.
Iz mai best rekmendayshun ryte nao. Ai will fink abowt it (ai hab a nawt-gud day, hda no meds fur tu days an mai hed feel awl buzzing, haz had nao an will be otay tumorro an a bit moar cleer-hedded) if yu want oar tihs nawt wurk.
Gud lukks! {{{BOM}}} {{{teh BOM-kittehs}}}
ai haz to laff at teh wadder gun sugjestshun
laff laff laff
mai zeek kitteboi figgered owt hoo wuz behind teh wadder skwirt
IMMEDYATLEE. If ai even tuch teh wadder gun, he bites me!
be reelee shur tehy nawt no teh Prittee wun is doin it!
>.>
<.<
Uh oze. I’z a bad kittehmumma…. Kibbltrawn liek to ride on teh passinjr seet. Him gud, tho, nawt klime all obbr ebbryfing. ushulie naps or luk owt teh winnowz.
Naw bad kittehmomma, no no no, bai ebreefing ai gno yu eksellent kittehmomma! But… if yu gotted in aksident… wud be nawt gud atawl.
Iz juss… KB nawt happi in karryur. Him… him hurtz himsalv in teh karryur.
Him kryz an’ fussiz an’ him klawz an’ haz ebbin maekd himsalf bleedz in teh karryur. But nawt in teh karryur, him ar sweetypie an juss sit der. I fink him had bad axperryinss in a karryur. Him nawt rly liek boxiz or stuff liek dat, him just haz wun hideyhole dat him liekz. But DO NOT WANT karryur. 
Maekz elfiz krai when Kibbltrawnz r so unhappi.
U see himz blawg? I drawd piktorz ov him an ebbryfing!
{{{{{Kibbltrawnz}}}}} {{{{EN}}}}
Ai had nawt seend hims blog befoar, but hao ai haz, an ai will reed it in de-tails, ai will, yesh yesh!
Ai nawt meen tu maek yu hazza a upset. {{{elfi}}} Iz kinda a trade-awf when tehy haz ishoos, aifinkso: sertentee uv big stresses an hurting self, oar small chance uv aksident okurring. Iz harnesses an fings ment fur cars, but be spensiv usuallee an him myte nawt lyk an ai haz a unshur hao much tehy halp ennyway.
Ai hadda kitteh lyk taht, tu. No carrier, but purrfektlee happeh sitting inna car awn mai lap (ai nawt drive). Yu du what yu gotta.
* luks at teh mask desieds Ai nawt needz the mask. *
** Stepz up awn sope bawks **
Dribur shud nawt be taekin teh pikshurs while dribing teh car. U be distraktified adn culd borked teh peepz!!! Oar teh kitteh oar goggie loos onna rode!!
* stepz awf sope bawks *
Driber did nawt take dis pickshur. Was teh guy on teh hood dat was jaywalkin a fyoo minnits ago.
lol, WIN!
Yesh yesh. Oar perhaps manwifglassiz is riding in back row of kittehcat’s looooong stretchified limozine, while kitteh is giving instrucshums to the chuf… chawf… hired driver way up front. Adn the pickshur was takened by the nice lady riding in the middl row.
…Oar not…;)
roflpmufdla!
ai haz teh wadder in mai aiis!!
LOL, uh-oh
wen we moovd 100 miles frum wher we yoosed to live to wher we liv now (abowt 16 yeerz ago), my huzbind bringed teh kitteh wif him in himz truk after him finished pakking evreefing (i wented erlier in teh day, wif teh boi, to meet teh mooving van). teh kitteh clawd her way owt of teh carryer (wuz a cheepy cardboard wun), just abowt excaped in teh BurgerKing parking lot, tehn rided teh 100 miles down teh freeway on my huzbind’s lap, happy az culd be.
but we haz nebber had anyovver kitteh hoo eben wanted to BE in teh kar, much less in sumwuns lap.
Ohai, LM!
is rlly Late, ***Doosing**** See yoo!!!
srry, shood b: Late, Dozzzzzzzzing
Seee yoo!
Naow TAHT’Z mai kynd uv guy!!!
Ai gotted mai fimal offishul grades fur mai nawt sekkund smester, an ai juss haz tu shaer!
Lab Animal Handling: 92%
Pet Health & Behaviour: 94%
Computer Literacy: exempt
Mathematics: 96%
Canine Feline Handling Lab (Humane Society): 84%
Surgical Support Skills: 91%
Wildlife Care: 95%
Intro To Grooming: 88%
Livestock Care: 99%
Vet Medical Terminology: 98%
Careers and Ethics: teachur fur sum reezun did nawt submit teh grades. Pfft. But ai gno it was ober 90%.
*dansdansdans* Ai haz a prowd uv me!!!
woohoo! *grabbity PK’s paws and dansdansdans* ai haz a prowd uf yu tew!!
*Joinz in teh dansdansdans* Yay fer yoo PK!!!!
stikks owt lower lip
onlee 84% on caynine feline handlin? tehy shud wach yur bideows!
*grabs paws an dans dans dans fur PK*
PK, congratulations! Yoo dezerbes dese graydes.
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Ai be catchin up on teh Eva an Cory bebbehs too — wow! Yoo has dun a wunnerful job! (Seanya too!) De kittehs be too kyoot fur werds, an dey looks nyse an healfee cuz uv yur exce… eggse… your berry berry berry gud caer!
YAY Prysma!!!
Grate job! ♥
sew, u has a career in livestock care lined up????
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fer PK!
Hooray for PK!!!! Ai wuz gonna congrabyoolate yew erlier, butt (!) got distracktified by teh bideos of Eva teh Diva and Cory-Bear. Oh teh kyootness!
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Srsly, congrats awn teh eggsellent grades! Speshully hard to do wen being mama to tew kitteh-bebbehs. Yew shud haz a prowd!
Congrats to yu PK! Dose graydes are AW-Sum!
Fanks fur teh conga-rats, guis.
(An NO, nawt duing livestock, pleh! 
)
Iz tiem nao fur me to collekt a Cory-Bear an a Deva-Diva an a Seanya (big kittehs come if tehy wanting tu) an hed fur bed, so ai haz an awayk fur mai 8:30 class tumorro. Cannawt taek Cory *powt* coz got 3 owrs uv grooming goggies.
Tu peeps whu has sed fings, sumtiems privitlee, abowt dopting Cory: fank yu, ai preeshiate! Ai nawt maek desishun yet, iz big long-term obligayshun, but ai keeps yu postid! Him will be heer at leest anuvver 4 weeks, so iz nawt urjent.
Schmoos an hugs tu awl!!! Haz awsum dreems! (those alreddy asleep, ai hopes yu habing awsum dreems!)
G’nite PK!! *schmoo*
Congrats, PK. U is teh awsum!
minnie, minnie Conga-rats 2 yoo, PK!!!
best wisshes 4 much happehnesses wiff gud jorbs!!!
Yippee!!!
Wahoodi kazoodi! Congrats to P-K for jawb well-dun!
Phai PK. Dis grate gnuz. Ai gnu dat u culd do grate inna school for petz. Fokus onna da current klasez adn u will do good again. (ai leaved u a comment onna ur foster kittehs blog-hope dat wuz okai)
YOU GO GURL!
yay p-k! thoze be eggsellent grades! speshully after evreefing yoo wuz deeling wif. yoo haz dun gud!
Also joynes the dans dans dans! An haz a BEEG proud ov prysma-kitteh!
{{Prysma}}xx
OH YAY, MY HUBBY WAS GOOD HUMOR MAN FOR 40 YRS.
ALL THE KIDS AND CATS AND DOGS LURVED ICE CWEEM.
MAH LUV TO YALL. WALLY THE ICE CWEEEEM MAN…. RIP NOW.
OMCC, he’s sellin awl da neller flavor!
Road Rage. With a little cute thrown in.
Da kitteh lukz sew freeked out!
Kitteh nawt say dat. Kitteh say, “HALP! I iz bein kittehnapped an tooked to teh VET!”
Least dat’s wut mah kittehs allus sez in teh car.
LOL!
takes me bakk, wayyyy bakk
to takin mai heart kitteh rumpelteazer enneewhar in teh evil car -
as soon as she knew teh car wuz in her fyoocher she began skreeeming. ain ai meens skreeming at teh tawp ob her lungs. laik ai wuz skinnin her alibe. didn’ matter if in care eeyur or owt. wuz berree stressful fur boff me an hur. vet nawt taht far awai, eever.
so ai finks “kitteh ai skreem!” when ai seez tihs!
Léon- the lolcat edition?
Him stolez me icecreem. I wants u Teech me hao tu kleen.
Cutie vanilly kitten! ^_^
Uh i think i know the guy in the picture. His name would be Tamer O.o
Lyon Tamer? Tamer dan wut?
Sillee kitteh! Goez to stor en carz an getz mor mor nomz fer moniez! U alreadiez en carz wit daddie! Lil kittin lokz prehtie willd eyid durn itz outen en bigg neu worldz! Luvs!