First there was nothingness Then came cat
ceiling cat created everyfing awt of nuffing.
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An it wuz gud!
An it wuz floofy!
U called?
AWSUM!!!!
Ceiling Cat emurjing frum teh void.
An nao we know hao it awl began.
Hoo wudda thunk it??
And now we also know, that the first thing he created was a wooden floor, so he had something to scratch on. And it was good too…
…an next fing, he kreyaitud gushifudz an kronschifudz. An he saw taht tehy wer gud.
What happened to the other half?
Still mateerializin!
Qwik git Skottie!
Itz nae guid kaptin; ma bonny wee enjins’ll nae tak ony mair!
(nearly authentic Scots, but I don’t know the Scots for Captain, so I used phonetic).
I think it sounded like “keppin” when James Doohan said it..
But. . .but. . .but LOL!!! Oh Fnark! Yoo haz just maed a funnee an dint know it! Becuz yoo cudn’t! Know that iz.
Paw4thot reelee IZ Scottisch!! He libs there. An – if he wud rite enuf, yoo cud see hiz akscent in teh way he rites.
James Doohan wuz just uzing an actor’s Scottish acscent – tho AI thot it wuz prettee gud. Prahaps we shud ask paws4thot waht HE thinks ov Doohan’s akscent?
PAWS4THOT!!! Ar yoo still heer? If so, wud yoo be so kind az to tell us waht yoo think??
That is funny yes.
Jimmy Doohan’s Scots accent was occasionally wobbly, but on the whole pretty good for a Canuck.
Incidentally, my memory says that “Keptin” would have been Chekhov.
Agreed. Although his accent was also “actor Russian”. The w-to-v transposition is actually Polish…
Нщщ ф щщзы!!! ДЩД!! РФДЗ!!!!!!!
ытшлк сфтэе сщтекщд ргкыуда!
Sorree – terned awn mai Russhun keyboard an fergot to tern if off!
An it duzzn’t meen enething! Ai wuz typing awn teh qwerty keebord!
Ai wuz GOING to say – yoo ar rite. Russhun haz teh v – lukiing labi a B, but a v neber teh less!
Bо́ДKA vodka, ov corse! – in caps
And way exaggerated (unlike Jimmy’s; I know people who speak like he did in character, only at about twice the speed), based on all the 20something East European girls (this includes Russia folks) I’ve met over the last several years.
Ai hav a cuzin hoo spends a lot ov taim in teh Yoo Crane. . . .
Yes, but they come over here to work; I don’t go there.
LOL!!! Pointy end taken.
Ohai paws!
Ai notist a lawt ub Moldavan wimin wurking at rezorts n seezunal plaasez, sins tehre r so fyoo jawbs tehre. Bery nyss gals, n nawt awlwaaz treeted so graat, akshually, bai teh ‘merikan men.
Yooo Krane! rofl!
Or mebbe itsa a Cattaur?
at nawt sekund, basmint cat and ceiling cat wur parts ov teh same hole…but den, well den sumfing else happned… look ders a shiny!
Shiny! Ware?!
*nek maiks a ominus “kgggk” sownd wif teh vilositee of teh swing tu c teh shiny*
Ouchee!! Mah nek! Ai fink ai borked et!!!
NOOOOO! *runs up wif brace, heetin pad, hawt choklit, and cookies* Heers yu go, feel bettr soon, plz!
*luks absolootley hilarijus in teh nek brais wif floofy hare stikin awt in ebry direkshun*
Aw, fankee whiskers! Ai r startin tu feel so mush beta alreddy! Adn teh hawt-choklit adn cookees r delishimus!!
Nao EBREWUN iz gonna want to brake their neks!
yu dun has to brake yur neks fur teh hawt choklit an cookies, der’s enuf fur evrewun!
O, btw, JCH4K, did yu get yur pakidge ai sent yu? Also, yu is gonna be at teh cheezmeet!!!! SQEEEE!
Yes!! And YESS!!! An – ai LUV it! Abn ai haz an egg sighted! an – ai will bring yur eerring! An – let’z do launchs sum taim. An. . .etc!
{{{{{{{whiskers}}}}}}}
whiskers, ai hazza kweschun, pleez. Do u habba ICHC profyl? AI wud laik tu frending u, iffin et iz okai?
In case she duzzn’t com bak – heer ’tis. . . .
://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-whiskers/
Ohai JCH4K! FanQ! Hao r u dooin?
nuffing wuz eber the same
An teh floor came at the same thyme, so teh kitteh cud jump and play.
btw, fank yu fur mai bukmark!! eeet is luvley! *hums in delite*
Shiney and dangly are bof gud.
Whale. . .ai guess yoo cud say that. . .
Imerging frum teh blak whole uff spayze!
Alwayz spayze an tutor yur pets!
Whut hapens aftur that?
teh cat creatz Teh Univerze!
Teh kitteh rested….
Snoozed in teh sunshyne, akshullee.
An so – teh consept of “cat naps” wuz awlso born.
*feels very mystic an filohstuff. . .phyleoz. . .thinking deep thots*
Ai doan fink sow. Iffin teh CC emirged frum spayse & krejatid teh Irf, et wud haz cheezburger-trees, aifinkso!
tihs is purtee deep fur mii todai. maiks mai brayn hurt.
*has anudder peese ob garlik peetsa*
*wanders off tew bed wif kittehbois*
nite nite an play nise!
schmooooos!
*kikks teh collij serber, which wurks fine fur ICHC in sum parts uv bilding an nawt at awl well in uvver parts… lyk in tihs class whair a distrakshun frum teh pics an bideos uv barius kinds uv intestinul wurms wud be soooo nyse…*
Mibbae teh Kollidj can haz a mix ob 10bays2, 100bays2 ethernet, and fybur, & U iz in a 10bays2 part?
paws4thot can out-teknkilol just about eneboddee heer! He iz an egg spurt )lol – that just sounds SO funnee) in pewters, engineering, science in general – an ai dont reelee know waht awl else.
Well – SKOTCH, ov corse! An Star Trek. an enethin Sci Fi. He’s akshullee ar resident Sci Fi – may ai say it again? – egg spurt!
Ai’m kraking mice elf up heer! LOL!! Sorree!.
AZ U sed, ah iz Skawtish, and U noze teh Skotz haz a repUtayshun az injineerz! Ah jst keepz it up!
You’d spot fibre from the 2 copper ethernet protocols by the very different connectors, even if machines on fibre used ethernet or UTP cards, and convertor boxes.
Ai think ai may hav com a long way! Yoo ar akshulee makeing cents!
Somewhere… somebody has a cat-as-trophy
*headdesk*
Yowser!
@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ x elebenty!!!! Fur teh win!!!!!!!!11:lol:
*mutters to self – mind teh spayces*
awr a catass-trofee?
Pleez luk upthred. A tekniklol “Star Trek” kweschun fur yoo!
Hello Eric….
This result left Schrodinger confused
ha ha. win
Nekst dey creaded toon fizzies…. an creme!
Ai wudda fot Cheezburgerz caem nekst…
Nope. Hyoomin slaves tu prepayr an serb teh toona an cheezburgers camed nekst, tehn awl teh nommy fuds.
Aaah, yash. Wii must hab arrhh serbents – kittehs furgotz to kreate opposobolol fums.
Whai bovver wif fumbs if yu haz slaves? LOL
ohai P-K I sended U an email using deh email address dat U has on
yahoo cheezfrens groop, it wuz bout Cory bebbeh, did Uz gets it?
ohai p-k I sended U an emeow bout Cory bebbeh did Uz get it?
I used deh email address on deh Cheez frens Yahoo groop
Ai did get it! Ai will replai, ai promiss!
An uv corse yu nawt oberstep, yu be wunnerful! {{{two_kittehs}}} Ai nawt haz maked enny desizhuns yet, juss lots n lots uv finkings. Ai will let yu gno!!!
is not jus me, lotsa cheez frenz wanna halp
we wuz tawking bout it on one of yesturdai’s lols
{{{p-k}}}
*haz a hyooj humblol fur habing such awsum frendz*
Iz a hyooj lawng-term commitmint, an ai wanna du what be best fur Cory an fur teh big kittehs an fur Seanya an ai. Ai finking… ai lubs teh orphling bebbehs, but teh nawt gnoing what gunna happen tu tehm, taht be harder tehn teh ideeya uv sending tehm awf tu luvving hoam. Nawt shur ai can stand taht unsertaintee.
Ai finking uv consintrating moar harder awn edumakayshun an behavyur, an Cory wud be an eggsalad teeching assistint. Ai tawk tu obediense class teechur — her sez, iz hyooj gap, nawt much behavyurists reellee, espeshullee practikul wuns, an nawt reellee a gud way tu say “ai kwalifaid” eksept wurd uv mouf an reputayshun plus getting whateber lil fings ai can find, tho VA program be eggsalad foundayshun. Ai considuring hao tu du taht, which be a faktor.
Loki’s nekst blood test results, wifin nekst munf, tu see hao hims kidnees an azma me, taht be a faktor tu.
Uh, sowree, ai hazza rambling…
Ai reellee duz lubs yu guis, yu be teh bestest peeps ennywhair awn teh plannit!
take all deh tyme Uz wants fur desizhunz and finkings an remember cheezfrenz is ready to support an halp in any way
we can no matter whut decision U mayke.
No, ai fink dat wuz awn purrpus. Iffin dey doan hab opposoblol fums, den dey hab awl teh beta reesun tu haz us as slaivs. Den dey doan need tu do aniifing. Aifinkso!
FluffyB, ai finkso yu bii rite. Kittehs du ebreefing on purrpuss…
An Seelin Kat sed “Let dayr b litez” an teh litez kamed awn and it wuz gud cuz nao Seelin Kat kud c hiz hansum self.
Dis hole pikshur is full of awesomness, byooty, an win.
Ruh-ro. If der waz a void dat celing cat emergd frum, duznt dat meen thers sumfing utter dan celing cat? We’ll hav to wurk out a nu metafizuks, perhpas a non-dule one. Dat way, celing cat can be da goodness of kittehs, and de void at da sam tym.
Ov corse there must be sumthing utter than ceiling cat.
Akshullee, teh Biblol tells us so.
“Thou shalt NAWT haz ene otter gods befoar me.” Cleerlee meens Ceiling Cat wants to be teh moast important god – becuz if there were not otters, wai werree??? Wai eben MENSHUN it???
But otters need gods tu!
Цуддб нуы фафштю ЦРФЕ???
*ahem*
Yes! Teh otters needz tehm too. Ai think Ceiling Cat just wants to otter gods to sit behind him, fur bakup, as it trwere!
As in “Ai got yur bak”
I’z gunna leeb dis wun tu teh feelain feeyologinz fr teh moast part. But purrr-sunulee, I finks pikshur depiks Seelin Kat bringings lite tu teh voyd.
Praiz teh Ceiling Cat …
an pass deh catnip
Doesn’t physics dictate that the observation of spooky action at the quantum level necessarily change the outcome? Or am I thinking of the Cheezenberg Uncertainty Principaw?
[gulps more coffee]
*eyes cup ov coffee suspishuslee*
Just waht ar yoo drinking there, Teho??
Yes, but teh Cheezenberg Uncertayntee Prinsipaw nawt appliz heer; kitteh iz nawt in a bawx!
Maibee this iz whai kittehz lyk 2 getz in2 bawxz tho?
Well – nawt enemoar! Kitteh iz emurging frum a box – ai think.
Half ov teh kitteh iz in theh box. Maybee teh PlainHamzenburger Certaintee Principaw wud bee a twerk heer.
kittehs and wood-leik flawrz
Praiz b teh Ceiling Cat!
Gloreh too teh Ceiling Cat in teh highest, and piece on Erth too the kittehs and too teh hoomins Hee lovz!
Onez must haz being to relate to nothingness.
**existentialism geek**
We ar awl geeks heer!
And CC saw taht it wuz gud.
tis made meh lol(lulz)
pears liek 2 me dat ceiling cat and hardwooden floars gotz heer bouten da saem tyme.