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  1. Ambercat says:

    Can Ai get tehm at LOLmart?

  2. sweetpea says:

    ginger beer holder

    • sweetpea says:

      am. not. purrpared. tooo cyute…must not …
      ….*kasplort*…

      • annipuss says:

        *sweep up SP’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
        *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
        *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
        *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
        *Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
        Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

        • sweetpea says:

          *weakly wispers* fangs muchlee annipuss. your skills are soup herb.
          voiceover: we have secretly substituted the braynes of sweetpea with the bwaynes of nightshayde. Will she notice?”

          *sits up*
          Wow, I can think so much clearer now. What’s up with that?

          • jamamakitty says:

            aifinkso nightshade is counting peeps sumwair in china rite now

            • nightshayde says:

              *feels as if hur hed iz in a fawg*

              Wun, too, free, foar, fibe, elebentee… Aifink dey iz awl still heer. Ai duzzint noe hoo “dey” iz, but dey iz heer.

              • nightshayde says:

                … an ai iz habbin a krayvin fur Prooveeyun fuds. Ai donut noe wut dey iz — but ai wantz dem!!! (nawt pinny gigs, tho — dey iz frendz, nawt fuds!!!!1!!).

              • jamamakitty says:

                ai “sensus” a nooo job in yer fyoooochur…sry…yew has to relocate to the right coast

                • nightshayde says:

                  :shock: Um … no fanks. Ai liek mah Suvvern Calolifornya wevver. Big-thyme hyoomiditee, DO NAWT WANT. It will be bad enuf in Florida wen weer dere in September. *shudder*

                  Besydes — ai kud nawt bear to be dat far frum mah Angels (who beeted teh Red Sawks last nite).

                  • jamamakitty says:

                    beddar getcher braynes back frum wutz’ername……uh huh…ai wud dooo dat asap!!!

                    • nightshayde says:

                      Ooooh, Sweetpea???!!!! Mite we swap braynes bak? Prittee plz?

                      • sweetpea says:

                        nope. aer mine. not given em back. nuh-uh.

                        • nightshayde says:

                          Nao wayt a sekkund. Luukin at posts, mah brayne excayped itz confines at 9:00 cheeztiem, and wuz putted bak in mah hed at 9:01 cheeztiem (fanks to kwik reskyoo by annipuss). Yur brayne excayped itz confines at 9:02 cheeztiem and wuz replaysified at 9:04 cheeztiem (awlso a kwik reskyoo). Mah braynez wuz bak in mah hed before urs asplodified — so u cannot haz mah braynez in ur hed.

                          *musical sting*

                          Hooz brayne iz REALLY in sweetpea’s crayniyum?

                        • sweetpea says:

                          well, you *thinked* all yr bwraynes got putted back. but that omonis, er ominu, er skerry voice [prolly Igor] said dey substitoot’d my brains wif yers, obveeyusly they sekrittly kept sum aside. you didn’t see dat cumin, eh? just gauze 2 show you dat maybe you not finking az kleerly as ushual…just saying…

  3. Maus says:

    Itsa Kitteh Koozy!

  4. nightshayde says:

    Want!!!! *splort*

    • annipuss says:

      *sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
      *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
      *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      *Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

      • nightshayde says:

        Fankies, annipuss. Ai haz such a weekness fur teh bebbeh OBNP (orinj but nawt poyzin) kittehs!

        • nightshayde says:

          An eeben tho ai kint seeing dem, ai just NOEZ dat teh littlol bebbh OBNP kitteh haz teh pinkee pinkee toe padz.
          *clings to gnu CHRG bery bery titelee*
          *titens purrtektib gogglez*
          *feerz dat fiting teh kyootness uv dis bebbeh mite be futile*

  5. 3kittymomma says:

    Kornvienent fur holding yur kitteh close!

  6. two_kittehs says:

    I has comfy and a cosy

  7. Johnny says:

    lolcat sold separately?

  8. lunarmommy says:

    *sigh* ohai, my cheezyfrenz. i haz a qwestion. today i taked kumo to teh v-e-t to get treeted for a absess on himz fase. teh dr. also noted taht tehy duz not habbing rekords ob kumo’s vaksines last summer (i kno him had tehm, but we wuz not able to getting teh rekords). teh dr. noted taht kumo had losted a little wayt (little more tahn haff a pownd) sinse him wuz in 6 munfs ago for tummy trubbles, an also iz obviyusly getting hurted by ovver kats (mr orinj badcat, hoo comes into owr yard and tries to take over). dr. wuz consurend an desided to testing for FIV an Feline Lookemia. i sed, plzkthx.
    .
    so i gotted home an kalled my huzbind an telled him all abowt it, an my huzbind wuz liek “OMGWTFBBQ!!!11!!1!!!111 :evil: ” wen him finded owt how much munnies it all costed, an espeshully taht teh mostest is for teh FIV/FLV testing. now him iz mad at me for not trying more to getting teh rekords, so vet wuld knowing that Kumo wuz vaksinated an wuld not have to do teh testing. but i did sum resurch on teh intertoobs, an ifinkso teh vet wuld hab tested anyway, given teh consurn abowt teh wayt loss (him sed iz not small amownt ob wayt for a kitteh to looz), an iz not my fawlt. so, wut do yoo allz fink? wuld teh vet hab wanted to test anyway eben if him had teh pruuf ob Kumo being vaksinayted?
    .
    pee ess: i am not wurried abowt teh wayt loss, purrsunly. Kumo haz, shall we say, plenty to spare, an it haz been my eggsperience wif kittehs taht wen summer comes, tehy looz a little wayt frum being mroe aktib. him iz very bizzy keeping teh lizzurd popyoolayshun under control. also, him iz no longer eeting so much liek “OMG!!!! i will nebber eber see fud agin so i must eeting it all now!!!” iz (slitely) more moderate in himz appetite, an also a liddle pikkyer now. so i finkso taht wuld akkownt for himz wayt loss, but yoo know, better safe tahn sorry.
    .
    *sigh*

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      lunarmommy….you has a rite to be consernid bout FeLV an FIV…dey are berry serius…but not all vaksinashuns inklude tehse wunz…so, mebbee, Kumo didn git dem? Dey are extree costs…an is berry impawtint to no if yur bebbeh gits dem.
      Howsum ebber…my too owtside girlies alwaiz loos teh wate in teh springy an summer, too…an dey no has teh FeLV/FIV…..YU DID GOOD, MOMMA!! Alwaiz better safe dan sorree.

      • lunarmommy says:

        {{{COL}}} fank yoo for teh reashurance. i iz pretty shur romeow (hoo reskyood kumo before him adoptifyed us) sed him had himz FeLV an FIV. but wuz trikky sitshewashun wif teh shelter, an her not knowz pursunly, i dont fink, hoo teh vet wuz hoo did it. kumo iz doo for chekkup in Joon/Jully, an i will make shur himz gets tehm tehn.
        .
        my best buddy tiger (RIP, ober teh brij 4 yeers now) wuld go frum 16 pownds in teh winter to 15 in teh summer. too hot to haz teh extry wayt on, too. mebbee tehy sheds it liek fur.

        • tidmum says:

          Yesh.Whut COL sed.
          Kittehs duz looze in teh summer. Fernyfrillybumbeans goes awl skrawny cos she hardly cumz hoam…has me werried to deff alla summer :shock: but when she does grace us wiv her presence, she has a tinee nom, tehn goes orf agen. I finkso she catchis live cheezburgers wen she away frum hoam :D
          Any chance yoo can get hold ob Kumo’s rekkords? But bedder to be awn teh safe side,Lunarmommy. Yoo is GUD mommy :D

          • lunarmommy says:

            {{{tidmum}}} taht iz bestest kitteh name evar! :D tehy duz luv ther freedum, duznt tehy? we haz graet property for teh kittehs, treez an grass to hide in an lizzurds to catch an a climbing fort to climb on, tehy never haz to leeve it an kan find hiding places just arownd teh yard wher we haznt eben figyured owt wher tehy are!

    • bluesfan473 says:

      {{{{{lunarmommy an Kumo}}}}} ai r nawt a eggspert, p-k wud prolly kno bedder tahn ai, butt ai dew fink teh v-e-t wud haz wanted tew test, rekords er noe rekords. Ai dowt taht teh vaksinashuns r wun hunnerd purrcent protekshun (dis is mai opinyun onlee, ai mai wel be rong) sew is mush bedder tew kno fer shure.

      Izzit pawsible tew speek tew bahdorinjkitteh’s hoomans bowt keepin him unner control (eesier sed tahn dun, ai kno)? Iz noe eggskuse fer him bean in ur yard an bovverin ur kittehs whoo haz ebery rite tew bee tehre.

      • lunarmommy says:

        {{{bf473}}} i agreez, teh info i fownd sez taht the vaksinatuns (like all vaksinayshuns) are not 100%. dizeezes are seryus enuff taht iz better, liek yoo sed, to kno for shur. fank yoo for teh input!
        .
        i not know wher b.o.k. livs, finkso is on next street up (wusne wen i chaysed him off, seed him run akross teh street an up teh next alley). i kno him haz hyoomins bekawz him iz long-haird an just gotted himz hair clipped for teh hot wevver. LOL, luks haff az big az him did before. but mebbee i shuld try to take pikshure, tehn put up posters on taht street saying “Iz dis yor Kitteh? Plz to keep him at home!!” i haz a suspishun also taht mebbee him iz not tootured. iz very aggressib, to com onto ovver kitteh’s territory an mark it up an fite wif tehm.

    • nightshayde says:

      {{{{{Lunarmommy & Kumo}}}}}

      U iz beein a gud kittehmommeh, LM. Beddur saef den sorry — speshlee if u duzzint noe much abowt teh meen kitteh datz bin pikkin on Kumo. CC onlee noes where DAT kitteh haz bin.

    • jmuhj says:

      Dunno abaowt teh tests, but if ai wer yu, ai wud strongly considur keepin Kumo indorz-onlii. Sayf, helthii, no moar absessuz, an less stress fur yu.

      • nightshayde says:

        Aifink u iz rite, jmuhj. Kumo wud be saefer insied. Mebbe an owtdoor enclosure so himz kud haz tiem owtside but still be saef wud be an opshun?

      • lunarmommy says:

        {{{lmuhj}}} i wuld luv to keeping tehm bof inside, i wurriez, but teh ovver wun, shiro, iz all “dont fense me in dood, kthxiwilshredtehhowse” an keeping him in wuld rekwire larje amownts ob trankwilizers (for him an us) an wuld be trikky to have wun indoorz an wun indoorz/owtdoors. Kumo not goze owt az much, an him pretty much just stays in teh yard. wuld be okay if not for stoopy ovver kitteh. plus him iz a climber, an teh walls in teh howse just are not high enuff. but if i culd i wuld, an i duz try to keep him in at teh times wen mr. orinj badcat iz most likely to be arownd. duzn’t alwayz wurk tho, i guess. :(

        • nightshayde says:

          We had a Mr Orinj Badcat in teh nayborhud at mah Momcat’s howse… awlso untutored & bery aggressiv. He yoosta pik on owr Manny (sweet BC) sumpin feerce. :sad: Himz WUZ definitlee poyzin — putted boaf mah Grandpa & mah Momcat into teh horse spittal wif nastee infekshuns frum bites. Tried to bite me wunce, but himz fangs diddint get throo mah jeenz, fank CC.

        • lunarmommy says:

          oh, pee ess abowt teh staying inside – tehy will bof be staying inisde for teh Longest Time Evar (eksept Kumo wen him livd wif romeow, wuz inside tehn) starting nekst weekweekweek wen we go on vakayshun. eight whole days, plus haff ob two more days. so we’ll see how tehy feelz abowt being indoor kittehs wen we gets hom. (iz habbing profeshunal petsitter come in, kan gibbing kumo himz medisinz)

          • CrazyOldLady says:

            I gots a girliekat dat hates bein in teh howse wif a purplol pashun….if I hafta bring her inside, i gots to put her in bigole crate….she skratchs door frames and karpets alltoheck!!

          • nyghtwind says:

            Ai maed one ob my kitthen an indoor kitteh from outdoors/indoors. Ai don’t know if dis wood werk for yoo butt(!) in de winter kitteh no like outdoors adn only went out for a little. Den in spring when kitteh want to go out only let her out in rain (which she hated). Pretty soon she no longer asked to out ever!

        • 3kittymomma says:

          Iffin yu kinda knowz wen Mr. Badcat will bii around, maibii yu kan haz nyce, big water bottle by the door an bii waiting fur him. I runned mine neibhors kitteh off lyke dat. Him wuz Mr. Nastykat, come tu mine yard an fite wif mine Pookie, til him gitted da water bottle coupla tymes.

    • BOM_MOMME says:

      Sinse ai wazn’t here befor da winner, kin ai ask kwestions. Ai ask anniway. Hoew long haz U had kumo? when U gotted himz, waz himz an laready outside kitteh? Iffn he waz, did dey do da testedess for da FIV/FLV? Did dey du da 6 munfs floow-up testesez?
      Da reesuns ai ask iz, when Petey adoptified us dey did da testezz butt (snerk) dey said he needed annover test inna six munfz tu be shure. It takez 6 munfs fore da deseezez tu shoe up. Sew probublee needz da follow-up testezz aniwae.

      • lunarmommy says:

        teh story wif kumo, iz romeow finded him az a stray wher she lives (abowt an hour up teh freeway frum us) him spended a little time in teh shelter tehr, but her had to having a frend take him bakk owt becawz him wuz not doing well. (shelter wuld not relees him to her because she had turned him in in teh furst place). not sure if him wuz tested at teh shelter or by teh aminlol hopsital wher him got tootured, but romeow told me himz tests wuz negatib. i beleev her sed him had all ob himz shots, but not rebembers spesifikly for shur. him nebber gotted teh follow-up tests. so yeh, mite haz to hab tehm anyway before him gets himz shots in a munf or so – i kno for wun ob tehm teh kitteh must not habbing teh vaksine if him iz positib on teh test.
        fank yoo for the help and teh info {{{BOM}}}

        • BOM_MOMME says:

          Alsew, tellz da grummpee huzby dat GOD gibbed u Kumo caus himz noes u tu wood alwaes du da bestist an da testist be wat iz bestis fore Kumo.
          Iz wat ebrione reminz mii an huzby when da $3000 munnies wii haz spended on Mikey in 6 munfs causez da OMGWHWGIT.

          • lunarmommy says:

            aw fanks, {{{BOM}}} him will get ober it, wuz just a shokk to him. plus, to be fayr, him had just had client (him iz lolyer) argyooing wif him over $200 fee for customized dokyooment. iz flat fee, an a reel bargin if yoo aks me for a cupple howrs ob himz very hi-qwality wurk. so him goze frum taht to “ohai hunny, we haz just payd teh vet $XXX :shock: 000 munniez! :D ” wuz too much to handle. him luvs kumo very muches, iz just not a gud day for finking abowt teh munniez. (oh, an rite after taht, owr boi away at kollij IM’d me, “ohai, i need fud munnies plz” i telld him, “tawk to yor dad, but not riet dis minit.”)

    • lunarmommy says:

      fank yoo evreewun!! i knowd my cheezfrenz wuld having wize wurds ob wizdom for me. fank yoo so much. :D {{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}

    • *riglols intu scrubs*
      /lolspeak
      Remember this is Canadian, but should be similar

      1) FeLV and FIV are not core vaccines, you generally have to ask for them (core vaccines are FVR aka FHV1, calicivirus, and panleukopenia, plus rabies). Don’t just assume these were given. Also, it has to be given once, then again in about three weeks, to be effective.

      2) FeLV spreads very easily through casual contact, FIV needs more direct contact

      3) IF TESTS ARE GOING TO BE DONE, THEY HAVE TO BE BEFORE VACCINATION BECAUSE AFTERWARDS ALL CATS WILL TEST POSITIVE FOR ANTIBODIES

      4) FIV vaccine has about a 50% success rate, FeLV is better but not absolute. This is a substantial part of why they aren’t core vaccines in most places.

      5) With rescue cats, there’s absolutely no way to know an animal’s history: was he neutered late and has a history of fighting, was his mother vaccinated, could he have been in a household with a lot of feline turnover…

      6) It’s a good plan, if there’s any symptoms at all, to check and make sure — not a bad idea even with no symptoms, but keep in mind the possible false positives

      7) That said… weight loss CAN be a sign of trouble, but it’s a pretty vague one, and I’ve known cats too that lost some weight in the early part of the summer and gained it back in late fall.

      I would say, personally, that if you trust your vet, and your vet felt that it was a good idea, then there was probably a reason. Sometimes it’s hard to pinpoint it to a client, just a sense of, “Something worries me, here.”

      And if you don’t trust your vet… find a new vet. ;)

      As for outside: simple wooden frame and chicken wire, so they can go out and have an area other cats can’t get into? Being around other cats who are clearly not looked after, they’re at risk for all kinds of not-so-lovely stuff.

      Does this help at all?

      • lunarmommy says:

        yesh, fank yoo. ifinkso teh vet wanted to test bekawz ob teh wayt loss an also becawz ob teh risk ob eggspozure frum dis ovver cat. an becawz kumo’s history iz mostly unknown. i dont rebember eggsackly wut vaksines romeow sed he had, i assyoomed taht FeLV an FIV wuz part ob tehm. teh rekords are hard to trak down becawz ob complicated sitoowayshun wif teh shelter an sum ob teh wurk had to be dun under sumwun else’s name. i fink him iz erring on teh side ob cawshun, wich iz justiyable (if eggspensib).

  9. kittyboocat says:

    hims a sweepee kitteh! *adds duct tape to her CHRG* an sooooooo splortalicious!!

  10. oyoyoy, wut a day burfday fairy haz had! but heer i am, late but hoepfuly not too late, to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Miku051496 an Astrid an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! bekawz it haz been wun ob thoze dayz, may i prezent teh SORDID CHOKLIT DE-STRESS PARTY!! yes, heer iz evreefing choklit!! tasty fudjy caeks, lemmin an orinj caeks wif choklit glaze, choklit iskreem, choklit martoonies (an sum refreshing 7-up to kleer teh pallatt, all taht choklit gets a bit rich). an a giunt pinyata shapyed like a hershee’s kiss filld wif, wut else, hershees kisses!! an goodie bags filled wif, ob korse, sordid choklits – armloldillols, possums, harts, evreeefing yoo kan fink ob!! oh, an sum bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, for variety. :D an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****

  11. We haz nomming! Repeet, we haz nomming!!!
    Seanya gotted Cory tu eet sum miksed kittin milk an gushifud frum a bowl erlier (him tuk bideo!). Ai hoam nao, an ai trai… needed tu du fingers uv fud tu get him started, but nao him eeting from bowl!
    Otay, bowl at 45 degree anglol, an okay, him standing in it… but iz nomming!!!

  12. D.R. says:

    Kitteh goes sproing sproing

    You go splode splode

    ~Splort~

  13. highpie says:

    they should come with beer too

  14. he is, yes he is the fuzziest!

  15. Kevin Spencer says:

    O my God! This is the infamous Discovery Channel double beach chair????

  16. FuzzyDumpling says:

    I wonder if you can drink from it, I also wonder if it tastes good.

  17. jenjen says:

    *lolcat sold separately.
    **some assembly required.

  18. Oh my, that has to be the cutest thing EVER. I want one!

  19. Lauri says:

    That is absolutely adorable!!!

  20. armanrules says:

    lulz cute

  21. tim says:

    i so need tht


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