Lemme fink.
Lemme fink. Back in mah day… Grampa haz hairs in hiz nose…
sum grampas haz lost awl of der hair.
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hayrs inna eers tew!
HIp hip Hooray fur teh five way TY!!!
Occu Pie Ink teh ohaiest spot iz jk2kitteh
VERREEE cloaslee follolwed bai
carosue
jk2kitteh – again!
3kittehmomma
and Drakonic Kitteh
An wile ai’m up her – an nounce mint!
Just so peepl noe ~ ar deer cweenmj hazn’t deserted us! She still duzznt hav internet aksess.
She thot she wud bai nao – but her noo dish is BAKORDERED!!
She is suffering greatlee frum nawt being abul to bee heer – an asked me to send hur luv an schmoos to ebreewun.
An she hoeps to be abul to return to us verree soon.
Send our cweenmj our lubz an bestest wishes an great big misses!
Ohai, Janet, fankoo fur dis info. Ai has bin awai frum Cheezland (stoopy RL an 2 tripses) an has missed a lawt. I finkso ai may neber catch up.
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Ai be glad to noe dat cweenmj is OK — ai had a wonder why she wuz missin. Hoep dey gets it awl fixded soon!
hoo’s skitsew.. schit… gotz mennee kittehs inna hed? hoo mii??
An can’t see too well, eiffer
Anywun remember dis song?
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Der’s a cat, cat,
Sitting on teh mat,
In teh stores, in teh stores.
Der’s a cat, cat,
Sitting on teh mat,
In teh quartermaster’s stores.
My eyes aer dim,
I cannawt see,
I hab nawt got my specs wib me,
I hab nawt got my specs wib me.
Umm. Dats afore mai tyme.
Iss berry old sawng. Has menny vurses — moast be funnee, an sum be NB material.
or :blush:
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“There are rats, rats, rats,
As big as alley cats…”
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“Oh, it’s beer, beer, beer
That makes you wanna cheer…”
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… an it goes on frum dere…
u lissen, u yung whipprsnappr!
Get orfa mai lawn! In mai dayz we had to walk to skool threw ten fut snowdrifts. Sixteen myles. Barefoot. Uphill. Bofe ways!
Lissen tu yur elders, yung kitteh!
Yea, a fibe wae tye; {{jk2k, carosue,jk2k squared,3KM an DK}}. Sew manee tyes. Ai offerez da sorted vigin and nawt da virgin drinkees an sums cheez n burger flavored crackers. Ai fink ai’ll leb da dansin tu DK.
YAY,YAY,YAY! Mine nawt sekkund ty! Kan will awl go tu da tyebutik? Ifinkso I need a Cory an Eva snoglobe!
There ar Cory an Eva snoglobrs nao??? Ebree wun will want wun!
YEP, Cory and Eva snoglobes, sold ownli wif xtr-strong CHRG’s!
adn littlol bebbeh kitteh iz sew kyoot!
*Splort*
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh…fankyoo…
Wayt! Wayt!
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*temrparily remoobs tayp, opens up top ob hed, adds a quart of chokklit martoonies, closes hed again adn re-wraps teh ducky tayp*
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“Phew!”
waet! wut arre yoo dowink wiff mai hed……oooh…….ai’z dizzee nao…..whee…..uhh…..*fawlz obbar*
*Catches DK wihfakwicknis* DK, yoo hab chokklit martoonies leekin out yoor eerz!
oooooooh…………huh? sawre…..ai nawt can finkso….kwite wellz rite nao……
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mai hed feelz weerd….
Duz yu heer sloshin?
ai dunno wut ai heerz……..*fawlz obbar agen*
Him had 2 walk to skool
uppitee hill bowth wais tew
In teh sno
GMTA Ohai anni.
Inna sno up tu hiz ai balls…
adn wif no boottees, jus flipfliops
noe, wiii wuz baerfut!
Der wernt no such fing as komp-yuoo-turz…
wii hadda maek owr oan lolz bai han
On kardbord frum emptee seeryul bawksez, uzin koal frum teh bin…
Lol, ai can bemember using emptee seerial bockses fur skool projex!
Win!!!
Ginger kitteh looks affended
Akshulally, Grandpa has hares ebryware which iz mai faberite sorta kitteh. Dey can boff come lives wif me.
Ai waz juss gunna sez taht!
Sept fur coming tu lib wif me, ai up tu aiballs in kittehs alreddy.
Grampi kitteh had tu go an katch himz own fish, wasn’t no fancy tuna in a kan.
and Grampi kitteh didn’ hab no’onez tu brushy hiz teefs, neifer. Had tu chuz tweegz’n’ pin conez.
No katnip toyz either, him had tu go an find da patch in da wyld!
No sinfetic toy mowsis frum stoar, if tehm wantid a mowse to play wif, hadda go catch it! An teh onlee way tu maek it a catnip mowsee waz tu play wif it inna patch uv catnip!
An teh red dots
oy, teh red dots!!! What be wif kids tuday, wif tehir hi-tek toys?
stil doan hab noe ‘poesublol fumbs, dagnabbit.
Dems teenage kittehs wif there new-fangled gadgets. In mah day we played wif sticks and were happy we had themz!
But… yore a goggie! Yore supposed to play wib sticks. Kittehs aer more refined.
Ai iz nawt goggie!! *luks askanse at jd*
Grandpa kitteh sayz “Hab yoo seen mah dencherz??”
Um, nope, nawt seen um, nawt mii, I nawt used them fur scarin da goggie.
whiskers of doom!
Tew much floof!
Floof and floof ekwals floof!!
~Splort~
Ok…steelin’ the procedure from annipuss once again (Thank you!):
*sweep up D.R.’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Whew. Thanks, PT.
This is MY PHOTO!!! and so is the Charlie’s Angels photo also mine and my cats… I haz 2 pictures on the front page at once…
Lovely work!!!1! Mani mani pritteh kitteh pictures to be seen clicking on your bloo naim, Carm Cole. Congratshoelaces!
yur kittehs ar on teh frunt page a lawt, an are teh beeeyoootimus bebbehs! gr8 fotos!
Congrats to us! How can I make your LOL frienship?
Click on my name to visit my blog… Kthnxbai!
I LOL’d out loud at this one, brillaint!!