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Video: Kitteh Vs. Turntable

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  1. annipuss says:

    Praktissin 2 be a deejay

    • annipuss says:

      Teh myoozik goez rownd an rownd

      • rodney dill says:

        33 1/3 Rotations purr mewnutes

        • bamahern says:

          i findz ai gets moar distanz @ 78 rpm
          akewracy iz betterz @ 33 1/3
          hi velewsit … valenci … vellowspeed kitteh
          also grows moar pointy bai teh moar faster!
          catapoot iz moar fast adn axurate!

        • Morning Rodney! Ai hav piked yoo today to hang this impawtent nounce mint on. Aim shur yoo wont mind. But thankz! ;)

          Ai need to let ebreewun know that cweenmj still duzznt hav internet aksess. :(

          She thot she wud bai nao – but her noo dish is BAKORDERED!!

          She is suffering greatlee frum nawt being abul to bee heer – an asked me to send hur luv an schmoos to ebreewun.

          An she hoeps to be abul to return to us verree soon.

          • iz enewun heer besides me old enuf to remembrrr teh “Pancake?” Found at “Fun Houses” at amewsmint park neerlee ebreewhere – wunz upon a taim, in a galaxy nao far, far away.

            Tehy wud shurlee be band today, ai think – too danjerous! :D But wehn ai wuz little, no wun seemed to think laik taht, so we had LOTS of fun!!

            Teh Pancake wuz a ride – just laik teh turntable – cept it wuz maybee 25 feet diameter. It stopped – awl teh kids an teenagerz wud pile awn – an then it wud start spinning. Slolee at furst – tehn faster an fastter until ebreewun started to slyde awf.

            An teh operator kept maikin it faster until EBREEWUN wuz thrown off!

            So – in honor of Annipuss – ai am opeining heer teh offishul Cheezland FunHaus – an teh nawt second ride oz

            • iz THE PANCAEK!!!

              It iz nao stopped an will start up wehn enuff peeple ar awn it! An ai NEBBER saw enewun get hurt!! ;)

              • Q. says:

                Hooray! I luv’d teh Pancake!

                And can dere be a Cheezride where you get inna big barrlol and stand against teh sides. And it spins and spins and spins and tehn teh floor *drops awai* and the centrifu… scenterfig… magic of fisix keeps you plasturred to the walls?

              • nicewitch says:

                *jumps awn Teh Pancaek wif a xsietmint*
                *wishis she had moar pointee ends*
                *oar a velcrow tummee*
                *oar gloo wats ez tu get awf latur*
                *oar sumfing*

              • OK!!! Three iz enuf to start!!!

                Ar yooo reddee!!!
                SPIN
                SPIN SPIN
                SPIN SPIN SPIN
                SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
                SPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPIN
                spinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspin
                spinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspin

                WHEEEEEE. . . .:D Ai’m slyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyddddiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggg *thunp*

                • salleh says:

                  oooooooooooooooo….dat ssowndz liek teh fun !!!!spinny owrf fingz !!….ai duz membur teh jjiant barrul tho, ai rided dat wunse at POP ( Pasifik Oshun Park) (waz awn teh beech in Lowng Beech, Callyfournua….takky az awl get owt, but odder dan Diznelneylaneds, Souff Callyfournuaz onli musemint park. bak ina 50z an eerli 60z)
                  ok yah der waz Notz Berry Farm, but dey nowt hav rides at dat tyme….

  2. rodney dill says:

    Kitteh for whirled peas

  3. rodney dill says:

    I can haz right stuff?

  4. catslave says:

    Conga Ratz on ur Solo tawp spot Anni!

    I danz danz danz teh happitayle danze for ewe. and Chocololate Martoonies fur awl!

  5. rodney dill says:

    mp3′s I nawt haz dem

  6. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    two terntables and a microfone … and a stripey kitteh

  7. Evertide says:

    Winner: Turntable.

  8. mugglemary says:

    ai lubs look on kitteh fase just as it dis ape eers ober teh edje!

  9. abbey says:

    This reminds me of the aristocats when one of them was spinning around on the record:)

  10. dorkaliscious says:

    U spin me rite round baby rite round leik a reckerd baby…

  11. skwirrlgrrl says:

    Skratch n Sniff!!
    I hope teh hoomin that belongs to this kitteh realizes their albums r an endangured species….!

  12. Tan Yee Hou says:

    Love how it looks when it fell off : )

  13. josh says:

    my cat would run away the second that thing moved

  14. Zoop5 says:

    Down and down I go, round and round I go, in a spin loving the spin I’m in.

  15. Ohai guis!
    Cory-bebbeh bakk at skool wif me agen tuday. :) Tu bakk-tu-bakk tu-owr classis, an bof teechurs be juss fine wif mai lil blakk shado. Him sleeping in hims carrier ryte nao, aftur being owt saying ohai tu peeps an tu classmaet’s chee-wa-wa Lola, whu despritlee wants Cory tu be hers gnu BFF. :lol: Cory nawt scared uv her, but nawt haz much intrist in her nao him an her haz sniffsniffd.
    If ennywun misst it, ai putted pikshurs an updaet/report in teh bebbeh-blog lass nyte.

  16. Blackbellied Jack says:

    U playin’ “Kitteh Go Pukey” ??

  17. lolnascar says:

    u spin me rite round babee rite round

  18. salleh says:

    akchulli …diz kitteh mindz meh ov meh tryin tu swing danze an watches teh band at teh saem tyme…

  19. two_kittehs says:

    I iz on Ur turntable scratching U a gnu toon

  20. jeff says:

    the kitteh’s face at teh verry end is PREISLISS! (ZOMG! I R falling!)

  21. Ashes says:

    Turntablez winz!!

  22. diva says:

    Rehtro kitteh iz rehtro.

  23. Jess says:

    The quickest way to chase ones tail XD

  24. Donata says:

    thats the easy/lazy way to chase your tail

  25. longcat says:

    33 and 1/3 LOLs per minute

  26. jmuhj says:

    GrandMaster Purrz. Now yur skratchin’!

  27. eatapeach145 says:

    haha he likes it!!

  28. D.R. says:

    I have all this guy’s albums
    :)

    • Icanhastwokittehs says:

      Lolz! “I haz ur albums kitteh! And ur cheezburgerz! WAHAHAHAHA!!” The turntable said.

  29. Lenny says:

    My cat has never watched tv or inter net videos until this video… We sat here for ten minutes as her head bobbed and weaved to the kitty on the record. “Put a kitty on the record…” that could be a fun song.

  30. Gina says:

    Check out Chozo’s (the kitteh) pictures!!!

  31. Lachlan says:

    Ah reminds me of Fat Boy Slim – The Joker video… hehe

  32. Kittydaddy says:

    Jane! Stop dis crayzee thing! Jannnneee!”

  33. Michelle says:

    weeee! iz lyke da teekups at dibsney land!

  34. Icanhastwokittehs says:

    He’s like: “Oh meh gosh! Teh turntable has stolen meh cheezburger! Give itz back!!!! AAAAH!!!!” Lolz

  35. DJ cat is spinning on the decks!!!
    LOLZ

  36. none says:

    ok seriously i know cats “”talk weird”" but speek english!

  37. Chrisfs says:

    You can’t do that with a cd player!

  38. jetfliergirl says:

    Talk about “scratching” a record!

  39. EMILY says:

    dace cat dace!!!

  40. JonnoJ says:

    im gettin dizzay… *HURK!* upps.

  41. Henry says:

    i putz noo spin on “skratchin a rekurd”

  42. Rose says:

    Otherwise known as “The Lazy Cats Guide to chasing Your Tail.” ;P


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