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Praktissin 2 be a deejay
Teh myoozik goez rownd an rownd
33 1/3 Rotations purr mewnutes
i findz ai gets moar distanz @ 78 rpm
akewracy iz betterz @ 33 1/3
hi velewsit … valenci … vellowspeed kitteh
also grows moar pointy bai teh moar faster!
catapoot iz moar fast adn axurate!
Morning Rodney! Ai hav piked yoo today to hang this impawtent nounce mint on. Aim shur yoo wont mind. But thankz!
Ai need to let ebreewun know that cweenmj still duzznt hav internet aksess.
She thot she wud bai nao – but her noo dish is BAKORDERED!!
She is suffering greatlee frum nawt being abul to bee heer – an asked me to send hur luv an schmoos to ebreewun.
An she hoeps to be abul to return to us verree soon.
iz enewun heer besides me old enuf to remembrrr teh “Pancake?” Found at “Fun Houses” at amewsmint park neerlee ebreewhere – wunz upon a taim, in a galaxy nao far, far away.
Tehy wud shurlee be band today, ai think – too danjerous!
But wehn ai wuz little, no wun seemed to think laik taht, so we had LOTS of fun!!
Teh Pancake wuz a ride – just laik teh turntable – cept it wuz maybee 25 feet diameter. It stopped – awl teh kids an teenagerz wud pile awn – an then it wud start spinning. Slolee at furst – tehn faster an fastter until ebreewun started to slyde awf.
An teh operator kept maikin it faster until EBREEWUN wuz thrown off!
So – in honor of Annipuss – ai am opeining heer teh offishul Cheezland FunHaus – an teh nawt second ride oz
iz THE PANCAEK!!!
It iz nao stopped an will start up wehn enuff peeple ar awn it! An ai NEBBER saw enewun get hurt!!
Hooray! I luv’d teh Pancake!
And can dere be a Cheezride where you get inna big barrlol and stand against teh sides. And it spins and spins and spins and tehn teh floor *drops awai* and the centrifu… scenterfig… magic of fisix keeps you plasturred to the walls?
Tu mush lolkahol gots mush teh saem iffekt, aifinkso. Nawt tawkin frum ‘speereeyins, ob kors. Ai jus herd dat sumwares. Reelee.
O yes!!!
We can haz teh Barrlol, teh Shugar Bowl, teh BEEEEEEG Long wooden slydes yoo rode down awn sitting on an old peece ov carpit! An teh mooving floor. An. . .waht else??
*jumps awn Teh Pancaek wif a xsietmint*
*wishis she had moar pointee ends*
*oar a velcrow tummee*
*oar gloo wats ez tu get awf latur*
*oar sumfing*
OK!!! Three iz enuf to start!!!
Ar yooo reddee!!!
SPIN
SPIN SPIN
SPIN SPIN SPIN
SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
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WHEEEEEE. . . .:D Ai’m slyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyddddiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggg *thunp*
oooooooooooooooo….dat ssowndz liek teh fun !!!!spinny owrf fingz !!….ai duz membur teh jjiant barrul tho, ai rided dat wunse at POP ( Pasifik Oshun Park) (waz awn teh beech in Lowng Beech, Callyfournua….takky az awl get owt, but odder dan Diznelneylaneds, Souff Callyfournuaz onli musemint park. bak ina 50z an eerli 60z)
ok yah der waz Notz Berry Farm, but dey nowt hav rides at dat tyme….
Disco -kitteh!
Kitteh for whirled peas
Whirled Kittheh for Peas!
…and probly hurled whatever kitteh just ate.
OK I’ll hav a peas of dat whirled kitteh.
I can haz right stuff?
Conga Ratz on ur Solo tawp spot Anni!
I danz danz danz teh happitayle danze for ewe. and Chocololate Martoonies fur awl!
Thx catslave. Ai aer glad dat drinkies heer doan’t maek u fall-doun-go-boom! Ai haz to go owt soon an teh nayburz wud go tut tut iffn Ai wuz tipsee at eleben in teh mornin!
heehee
drink up! dansee dansee dansee fur annipuss!
*Naybur shaeks head in uhmaizemink. “Oh, taht Anni! Wut she up to, nao?”
Teh moast commin thing ai heer frum mai nayburs: ‘Wut in teh whirrld is dat wummin duin nao??’ Wun ob dem sent mii a birfday card lass yeer, sed ‘If teh nayburs arnt wundurin, ur nawt tryin hard enuf.’
Yay martoonies! I iz at twerk butt iz my lunch break…
fnark, ai likes yur budda kitteh, ai has wun two!
mp3′s I nawt haz dem
Dey doan’t gib u a ryde liek teh awld fashund terntabul!
gigglol
whipper snappers will nebber no teh joi ob watchin kitteh vs turntable live. nawt werk wif aii pawd. tihs cud be mai angel kitteh rumpelteazer, an cud be mai desseeced stereo.
two terntables and a microfone … and a stripey kitteh
Winner: Turntable.
This.
Also, kitty needs a better stylus for his deck
ai lubs look on kitteh fase just as it dis ape eers ober teh edje!
This reminds me of the aristocats when one of them was spinning around on the record:)
U spin me rite round baby rite round leik a reckerd baby…
Skratch n Sniff!!
I hope teh hoomin that belongs to this kitteh realizes their albums r an endangured species….!
Love how it looks when it fell off : )
my cat would run away the second that thing moved
Down and down I go, round and round I go, in a spin loving the spin I’m in.
Ohai guis!
Tu bakk-tu-bakk tu-owr classis, an bof teechurs be juss fine wif mai lil blakk shado. Him sleeping in hims carrier ryte nao, aftur being owt saying ohai tu peeps an tu classmaet’s chee-wa-wa Lola, whu despritlee wants Cory tu be hers gnu BFF.
Cory nawt scared uv her, but nawt haz much intrist in her nao him an her haz sniffsniffd.
Cory-bebbeh bakk at skool wif me agen tuday.
If ennywun misst it, ai putted pikshurs an updaet/report in teh bebbeh-blog lass nyte.
U playin’ “Kitteh Go Pukey” ??
u spin me rite round babee rite round
akchulli …diz kitteh mindz meh ov meh tryin tu swing danze an watches teh band at teh saem tyme…
I iz on Ur turntable scratching U a gnu toon
the kitteh’s face at teh verry end is PREISLISS! (ZOMG! I R falling!)
Ooh, poor kitteh, but izz so funneh!
Turntablez winz!!
Rehtro kitteh iz rehtro.
The quickest way to chase ones tail XD
thats the easy/lazy way to chase your tail
33 and 1/3 LOLs per minute
GrandMaster Purrz. Now yur skratchin’!
haha he likes it!!
I have all this guy’s albums
Lolz! “I haz ur albums kitteh! And ur cheezburgerz! WAHAHAHAHA!!” The turntable said.
My cat has never watched tv or inter net videos until this video… We sat here for ten minutes as her head bobbed and weaved to the kitty on the record. “Put a kitty on the record…” that could be a fun song.
Check out Chozo’s (the kitteh) pictures!!!
Ah reminds me of Fat Boy Slim – The Joker video… hehe
Jane! Stop dis crayzee thing! Jannnneee!”
weeee! iz lyke da teekups at dibsney land!
He’s like: “Oh meh gosh! Teh turntable has stolen meh cheezburger! Give itz back!!!! AAAAH!!!!” Lolz
DJ cat is spinning on the decks!!!
LOLZ
ok seriously i know cats “”talk weird”" but speek english!
You can’t do that with a cd player!
Talk about “scratching” a record!
dace cat dace!!!
im gettin dizzay… *HURK!* upps.
i putz noo spin on “skratchin a rekurd”
Otherwise known as “The Lazy Cats Guide to chasing Your Tail.” ;P