Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen… or caused, or thought about…
kittehs r gud at gitting awai wif stuff.
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But den, Ai aer a kitteh…
An kittehs aer borne 2 trubbul as teh sparks flie up
Sum r born to trubble, sum attain trubble, and sum haz trubble thrusted upon them.
@@@@@ booklion!
Infamy infamy, dey’ve awl got it in fer me!
Carry On ref!
Hmmm…nawt shur why teh WP monster nommin dis wun.
**tries switchin’ up a cupplol ob wurds**
Dey’ve awl gawt it in few me
Dis wun phunny tew.
Ai’m frum Texas, ma’am. Wii awl gawt beegunz down there.
Anni of teh fasty finners be kwotin teh biblol!
Weell, myskwotin it reelee!
Iz okay, Anni. I finkso CC will foargib yoo.
Nd eben congrachumalayte her for fixing teh mistakes made on teh Job.
*heddesk*
Corn Rat Mutayshuns anni. Wuld yew liek sum libayshun and/oar frolicayshun?
Ai aer 2 tyred fur frolicayshun, but Ai haz nebber bean noed 2 rifyooz a libayshun!
Hao ’bout sumfing phun and frooty?
Pullz owt shaker
1 oz Bacardi Razz
1/2 oz Bacardi Grand Melon
1 oz acai puree
1/2 oz passion fruit puree
1/2 oz creme de banana
1 oz guava juice
*shake shake shake*
*Shake Shake Shake*
*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE*
*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE*
*SHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE*
Whoa! Gawt uh liddlol owtta cawntrol der furr uh bit.
*Pours intew wine glass foar anni*
*Pours seberal moar foar udder cheezpeeps*
Mmmm…dat sownz yummee!
**grabs pitchur an a straw**
SSSLLLLUURRRPPPP!!!!
Fankz , ai’ll haz wun ub doze nommy fingz.
Thx, dat iz berry nommy.
ai betr star sooper an den be bak fur yummy slurpeyz! tanks NC! =^1^=
Meh tew. I gotta star owr sooper. BBL.
Lemme see here nao. Where did ai put doez Marquesez?
Nobawdee noes yor sorrow.
Wen yew hab tew cleen up wut trubble ai gits intew.
….oar teh lidderbocks.
“hoo new she was ah base?”
nawt mii.
or intend tu du in teh fyoochor!
Lyke dis kitteh?
Iz a kitteh-eet-kitteh whirld owt der
…an I feline lyk I’m waring kibblol unnerwares.
Dat sownds kinkee!
Ai wuz afeerd tu tuch it…
Yoo 2 iz teh sillee. Iz a veshun of wut Norm frum “Cheerz” sed wunse.
Besydes, at leest I’m WARIN unnerwares! **stiks owt tong**
…..waet…wut?
nebburr maiend….
U haz a kibblol thong!!!
Nobuddy noes the rubble ive been
Nobuddy noes my sparrow…
Nobuddee knoz teh haddoc ive rawt
Nobuddee knoz mai roe…
Iz gettin fisshie heer naow. Ma faverit gushifood!
O nom nom nom…
Oar eben wut ai’m going tu du nekzt. nd it wil be gud!
Oooh, the majiklol emerald slippers that take you to teh Ruby Citty!
Iz dat frum “Oz of Wizzerd Teh?”
Yup. ND insted ov taking you home, the emeraldy slippers take yu to yr faborite vakaysun playse.
**perks up**
O rly?
Ware can I gets pare of deese foar myself?
Yu just haz to fly yur haus up into teh air, and then land it on top fo a which who is waring them. That’s how. When? During a storm be eeziest.
Ah, dere bee teh rub.
I iz skeered of teh stormz! Wen teh stormz start coming, I hide unner teh bed.
Mebbe if yu hides unner sumwun else’s bed, yu can find teh emeraldy slippers. Not saing that Lady Monde is a which (she’s more ov a who), but she seems to haz a supply of emeraldy slippers.
Nd dey bringz me tu heer tu see awl mai frenz. Iz dat da majik oaar wut?
Majikal an purty! Kan’t git enni bedder den that!
Fankz. iz abowt tiem tu be shawping fur nyew spring wunz. A gurl jus kant haz tu menny shuz.
And yu haz gud taste. Emerald shoos are hard too find.
Anom!!
I started singin dis sawng wunse heer, an sumbodee sed, it wuz moar lyk, “Nobodee knoes teh trubblol I BEEN!”
Imadjin dat….
..or will do..or dreem bout..or wish awn people.
moastlee teh thot abowt partt…
Ich ordne an. Sie tun nicht. Irgendwelche Fragen?
Jes wun. Wut?
Warum?
Whom?
Nur eine Frage, bitte: wo ist mein Sushi?
Eine sushi nicht sprechen die Deuche.
When?
**findz sopebocks, dragz it to middlol of room an climbs up**
ATTN: Menz of Cheezland
Plz to doing me a favor. Ifn a womin tayles u dat hur lyks u, DONUT ignoar dis cofesshun, hopin it’ll go ‘way. “Man-Up” an hab teh harblz to address hur felines – EVEN IFN U NAWT FEELZ TEH SAEM WAY ABOWT HUR!
Be honnest an nyse abowt it. Tayle hur teh troof. Say, “I lyk yoo onlee as fren”, oar “I nawt reddy foar relayshunship rite nao”, oar wutebber. Iz eben okay to say sumfin lyk “I’m afeerd u nawt obur ur ex”.
In uthur werds: Foar eh lub of Ceelin Cat, TAWLK to hur abowt it! Ifn u sho hur sum respeck, hur will resiprokayte an do teh saym.
**gets awf sopebocks**
*klappy klappy*
*sum skaelz fawl tew teh floor*
Gud wun….adn ai kan definitelee sii wai yoo wud bii sayink dat….
Fanks, DK.
**addz: U mite be afeered of hurtin hur felines, but truzt me, iz alot bedderer to do it dis way den to leev hur hangin, wunnerin wut be goin awn.**
yes honesty is the best policy
1. Awl peepls dezerb respek.
1a. Wimminz ar peepls tu.
1b. Kittehz ar peepls tu.
U tell’em, Red! Iz hard tu du, but gotta be dun.
Derefoar, awl wimminz aer kittehs. QED.
STN
Naow, naow,
kawnklushun iz: awl kittehz r wimmenz
Ohhh, an wen yur wimmin ask yu wat yu want fur dinner an yu say yu don’t know, don’t pleh, pleh their idearz uf wat they gonna cook fur yu!!!!
stepz off soapbox an kikz it owt uf frustrashin!
Tayle him beggurs nawt can be choozurz.
99 cent frozen peetza next week fur dindin!
Donut foarget teh Marquez burrytoez! Oar teh Wally-Whirled XXL burrytoes – dey iz only WUN munnies eech!
Melt sum cheddar cheez, add salsa an sourcream an dey nawt awl that bad, unless yu reed da nutrition label.
Ai offin anser “yummee fuds” tu dat kweschun, unless sheez luukin fur sujjeschunz. Den whutebber she cums up wiff, ai can has happi kuzz it almoff alwayz iz teh “yummee” (sept wen she knoz she burnt it, but ob kors ai don say so).
Yu bii gud hubbi! I iz purty gud cook iffin I do sai so mineself. Iffin him nawt haz eeted it before, AKA himz momz nawt cooked it, him whinez til him taste it.
U iz a boi kitteh, I thot U wuz a gurrl
Hmm, yeff dat kommint kaym moar frum mai “Angies Papa” haff den mai “Angelina in Cheezland via AngelPlume” haff.
Iz a littlol konfuzing in mai hed, but we awl get alawng (moastlee).
Ai give deh box ‘nother gud’n, 2. Ia shure hearz yu, 3KM! OM liik mor then one-sillibal ansr to “did you like your meal, dear?” als wel. Hummf!
I’m tellin ya, I’m thinkin sum uf de awful Banquet frozen mealz fur a week mite break em.
I need tu skip a few meelz enniwai.
dat not nyce at all. I wud be happeh if someone cooked sumfing fur me.
sumfing, anyfing.
I gonna start buyin frozen mealz an sii how him lykes dat!!
whut did U make?
Ai iz sorri to be braggin, butt (snerk) da huzby do da cookin round here, sew iz odder wae round. Ai did learn earli on -before himz started cookin – tu cook fings da way himz mother did. Ai slowlee changed da wae ai cooked sew didn’t haz much trubblol wif “dis doesnt taste da wae mawm maekd it.”
Him nawt kompare mine cuukin tu himz moms, just nawt willin tu try sumfing cooked a different wai. Him HATED reuben sammies, til I maded him try wun.
Thx, bom! I wuz gonna say… I sumtimes do teh cooking an milady sumtimes say “I dunno whuteber”. ALSO when I was singil (a looooong times ago, teh laydees wernt always so respeckful when I sez I likes her.
Men are not alwez teh bad wuns… jest mossa teh times.
Iz troo. Sum wimmens nawt sew grate, ackshully. Nawt beez rood tu mii, butt mai brudder an mai sun. Red hadz it ryte- juss beez awnest, plskthx!
Nuffin yet! Myte keep it dat wai!
But But…When Ai du teh cuuking (moast ub teh tiem)!! Adn teh dishus, hur nawt shud pleh pleh.
Izza tu wai street!
Anom!
Fayr iz fayr, but when Ur menz maek U wimmens dinnur adn wash teh dishes. NAWT complayn dat iz nawt haow U duz it! speshully wehn teh manz duz it ebery dai!!
Hmpf. Iffn mai huzbin made dinnur AND warshed teh dishes, him wud get a “reward”
.
After ai recubbered from teh fainting, that is.
Ez-huzbin an I had deel: Ifn him cuuked dinnur, I kleened up. Ifn I cuuked dinnur, him kleened up.
Sownds fayre.
Ai tried that wif mai XGF. Hur ruined teh faborite cast irun skillit…Hur scrubbed awf 80 yeers uf teh seesunings.
Yikes.
Yesh! Dat rite dere is a crimminy ‘gainst cookin’ an’ fambly his-an’-her-story.
80 yeers???!!!
Yah, WRr iz relee owld….
**gigglols to self**
Wuz mai grate ants befoar it wuz mien. Hur nawt haz kidlets adn hur lieked mai cuuking, So ai gotted it.
Sinse it nawt seezuned no moar, can I borry it foar a minnit? It mite can be yoosed to nock sum sense in2 sumwun…
U can borry mai mawms morning skillit. it fitted insied hur purrs whan hur wuz in nursee skool adn had tu halp at teh free klinik in E Saynt Louiee.
Sumwun tried tu muggz hur whan hur gawted awf teh bus. Hur borked himz jawbone wif teh skillit. Hur noze cuz he came tu teh free klinik fur halpz.
Wow – yur mahm dunnot meseeng arownd! I lub dat storee!!!
Wish ai cud’ob sawd hiz faze wen yur mawms halp hiz owees!! Fantazamik!
Owrz is teh odder wae – ai cuks, him kleens. Ai nawt kumplayn bowt haow hii kleens (hii bedder at it dan mii, ennywae). Him nawt kumplayn bowt wut ai cuk (unless is reely awefull – odderwyze ai myte mayk it agin!)
Dubbl0l Anom!
Wut u be anom-anomin to?
how is Uz today?
Ebryfing Otay?
Me? Nawt so grate akshullee.
Hoap ur doin beddur?
I iz gud, allergies is buggin me a liddlol
{{rhsb}} ai has a trai of assorted libashuns…
Fanks, gammacat.
{{{{rhsb}}}
oh doze sillified, stoopy boyz pretending 2 bee beeg men! Reel menz stan on hind legs & communicate.
Most men hide behynd der mutherz skirt!! Argh!
Oooo doan remind mii!!
Nawt Fayr!! (my momma livez in diffrint continent…)
When ai tried that mai mawm maed me du teh cuuking oar teh lawndree oar weed teh spinach.
*snerk*
Dis bee beutifull tuxiedo kitteh!
Now this is one funny LOL.
I heerd dat!
this lukes like mah Moses kitteh!!!!!