
PUM-A-KIN PIE JEZ ADD WIPP CREMES. NO, SRSLY. I WANTS WIPP CREMES.
dont git eated by dose crazee pumkins.
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PUM-A-KIN PIE JEZ ADD WIPP CREMES. NO, SRSLY. I WANTS WIPP CREMES.
dont git eated by dose crazee pumkins.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: jlb4tv
Poysin Pie!
A tisket, A tasket
A kitteh inna basket…
..you rote a little funny lol
but (!) but on da way you nomm’d eat.
conga rat chew lacings, maus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUYpUogn91U
Ella sings atisketatasket
Ella sings “A Tisket…” youtube.com/watch?v=XUYpUogn91U
is this a good place to ask how to make those linkiees that werk?
Do you mean the “blue words” with the links in them?
ooh!
*luks up from doodling*
*starts payin attenshun*
CweenMJ hazza gud splanation on Cheez Town Cryer
*slaps for’head* doh. i hada a stoopy. why didn’t i thing of lukkin dere…
*ponders* wonder if dis werks:
ella sings
Oh thiz vershun iz so gud!
An yoo went to teh Cheez Town Cryer an lerned hao to do it in just 9 minnits? Duz this meen?. . .cud it meen?. . .dare ai bleeve it?. . .taht eben AI cud doo it! Izzit pawsibul?
*ponders*
whale, i hadda lazy. i copied and pasted in2 comet bawks, den swicherood da infoes. whew. iz hard werk. i could not ha dunnit if i not had Biksotties adn coffees and teh a muse ink postal kards to inspire me!! (fangs, janet)
Taht wud werk fur mee! Copy an Payste iz mai FREND!!!
Think ov taht! A postoffiss rite in teh Hare Port!
An speekin ov Copy an Payste. . .
Just so peepl noe ar deer cweenmj hazn’t deserted us! She still duzznt hav internet aksess.
She thot she wud bai nao – but her noo dish is BAKORDERED!!
She is suffering greatlee frum nawt being abul to bee heer – an asked me to send hur luv an schmoos to ebreewun.
An she hoeps to be abul to return to us verree soon.
Ai haz bean missin teh cween. **sniff** **sob**
*pats parrothedz littlol fevvery hed*
Ai noe! Ai noe! But she’s bee bak soon – ai hoep. *sniff* Ai misses hur too!
{{{{JCH4K}}}}} Yu pleez tu let hur nose we finking uv hur?
It werks okai. Der is also Yogee da bar lips ink tu. Ella an Bud Abbbbbaaaaat. Soda weeee soda weeeeee soda weeeee soda weeee soda weeeeeee.
OHai! I has a deja vu…. I came back and we’re still talking about making links werk and on another pic about kittehs being loose in cars….
Didja miss me?
yase
OHai to u, 2!
D Marie!!! {{{{{{{D Marie}}}}}}
Did we miss YOO????? Ar yoo kidding?????
Ar yoo reelee bak?
*littlol teer ov joi runs down cheek*
Kitteh fits teh baskitt purrfeklee!
cept foa wan ear totawy peepin out, rofl
wotchu gonna get at da Ty boot Eek? I hear they haz Eester Baksets buy wun, get wun free, so you dozen hafta put all yr eggs in one. Doze Thai Boot Eeeek peeps be wize, no?
Did u say whippy cream???
*Vaudeville “straight-line” style*
Why yes, Leeza, I did say whippy cream…
“Whippy Cream?” Sloooowly I turned. Step by step…inch by inch….
And WHAM! right in teh kisser!
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…
Hey Moe!
*luks up frum doodlin*
.
whut?
*kwikly duks wip kreem missile*
*unsukksesfully*
*likks wip kreem*
.
okai, hoo throwed dat? ai kan haz sum awn mai strombery woffle plz?
coming rite up!!
*fills seltzer bottlol wif extra creemy whippy cream*
*sprays Maus AND booklion*
*dukks an cobers tu stay owt uv teh creemy spray*
Ai aer glad Ai went awai frum teh fred wile teh crrem wuz flyin. Bai agane!
*wipes whippy cream out of eyes*
dukking won;t save you!
*hugs prysma-kitteh so she gets covvered in whippy cream, too*
Food fight!
*Throws an orange-kitteh pie at Leeza, prysma, and anni*
Throws a syrup spungj puddn wiv custerd at Maus
HAY, thats a dangeruss weapon Maus!! no fare!
*throws a lemming merang*
*dukks into pi-stawl, grabs a clip of choklitt, key lime, and pecan pies and fires off a barrrage*
*Grabs a chonklitt creem pi in wun hand, and a banananana creem in the odder.
“Def to anemones of Cheez”
Splat
“Wif frendz like dese, who needs anemones?”
Ohai booklion. There’s a joke about a gardener who grows ferns and anemones. The punch line is “With fronds like these, who needs anemones?”
*skreeeeeeeee*
**Donkee slides arown teh corner @ breakneck speed and beginns catching teh ammyoonishunns in teh mouff an nommeeng fast as possibull**
Git on mah waffull, wippy creem!
*falls obbur wiff a piggeh exhawschun an faynts*
oooooooo mah tummmm…..
DAT wuz imperessssif.
*donkee looks up weekly an grins a toofy grin*
Tanks!
*leaves an xtra bole of whippy cream next to passt out dawnkee for when she wakes up, and givs hur a schmoo*
*adds a bole ob homemaded chonklitt fudgee soss*
*pats teh dawnkee on her fuzzy liddle hed*
awwwwwwww!! I harts u, skwirrlgrrl!!
fudjy sawse@!!
pats!!!
{{wigglols wiff happy}}}
*orange kitteh leaps out of pi-basket, twists in mid-air, and returns to Maus boomerang style, pointy ends extended.*
*Gets out his laser pointy thingy and flashes it on the wall*
*Kitteh twists in mid-air an tries to catch the dot*
*Kitteh cattches teh red dot, pikks it up in hims mouf, and carries it away for nomming porposes.
nooooo!
not teh red dot!!
*removes hat, bows hed*
Hai! I gots sum choklit tort (not trots) left-toe-ver frum yestirdaze thred!
Maus wont gettaway so eazily this time!
Akshully, mebbe teh fud fite is over? Teh time zonez keep messin me up.
An Fnark? Ai guess ai wuz just still jet lagging!! We were awlreddi frenz eben!
Of corse we are. {{{{Janet}}}}
Part uf teh problem is my blue-letter name. When I iz logd on2 WrodPress it getz borkd. Then I is Fnarkv with no blue letters. An I changed my pickcher to sumthing u can akshully see but still no gud. *sigh*
When ur VRY poyular, itz hard to keep trak uf all ur frenz…! Sumtimes u put one down an den furget where!
Hey Fnark, I lubs yer gnu abatar! Iz a contented buddah-kitteh? Kittehs berry gud at meditatin, aifinkso.
Ai do too! Ai think it iz reelee spiffy!
circular kitteh is circular
BINGLOL!!!!
diz kittewh bearz a strikin semblunse tu 2 ov Janetz kittehz…..iz berrrrrrrrry danjurus rownd der, 2 poysunus kittehz…..Barney rekwirez muches pettin an pikkin up, wheraz Finn, wel yu gotz tu beh kwik wiff teh red dot fingy…..
ai wood keep teh red dowt fingy bah mah putur, an Finn wood streeeeeeches up an pat pat pat arownd wiff himz paw…feelin fur teh red dowt makur…sew cyute
ohai Salleh, how is Uz, I hasn’t seen Uz in a long tyme
oh hai bakatcha 2 kittehs…..ai ben dewing awl rite….gotta luv springy iz heer !!! altho, diz wintur at teh Janetz howse, ai meeted sno !! fur teh nowt secund tyme sinse ai waz a meer kidlet ov 8 yeerz…
sno iz nise tu bisit, but ai iz a confurmeded Callyfournuan ……
sew howz bah yu ???
Ohai, Salleh! Wii wuz tawkin baowt u tuther day, sayN haow wii mist u, adn hear u R.
(asied tu cheezfren….whipurz……duz NEwun esle hav dat foto ov teh guy abowt teh $6 t-shurtz????
izzit jess meh oar iz he moar dan a liddul skary luukin ???)
jess sayin
iz on adverse Thai’s Mint?
i wud nom that pie.
Dat pie has a bite anna kick too it, dough.
Orinj kitteh pie is gud fur snorglols and pettings
Pi R skware, nawt rownd.
Dis maffemattikal ekwayshun be rong
or maffa-catical ,even….
you mean maffa-caticLol?
PurrrZaklee
We has a WINNER!!!!!
*Hands MaryO a bukkit (nawt bloo) ob sordid shwimps an seafroots*
oooooooooswhimps!! doze R my kind 0 nombers…
Ebbery cheezpeep noze pi R rownd. Iz cornbredz dat ar skware
butt (!) ai R baboon and doan noe teh diffruns.
I can has corm pi or dutch applol bredz?
**peeks unner NC66 baboon costume**
Yu ARESEW a cheezpeep!
**reelyziz hur jist lukked unner NC66 costume**
Wut haz bin scene kinnawt bee unscene! **smiles**
Whale, hao wuz ai tu nose wut him wuz wearing unner dere?
Oar nawt wearin, az teh cayce may bee.
Az if teh baboon cawstoom wuzn’ obscene enuff.
WRR, wear u gettin taht skware corm bredz? N teh souf, wii makes it n teh cas tiron skillicks, adn teh corm bredz is raown.
poo making pie
Nom!
We calls whippity creem Fluffy Milk. My b-loved meezer Pinky (now at Bridge) wud get a plate of Fluffy Milk every nite at 6 pee-em. If not-all “Whaaaaaaaa” wood break loose.
LOL @ Fluffy Milk. Iz shur Pinky haz az much Fluffy Milk as she wants in teh Princess Mu medow, whar mai Pip be snoozin inna shaed.
Moe, ai bin meening to tell yoo for awyle – ai lubs ur Hobbs abatar!
Hobbes: “Some of us are just irresistible.”
He he, Hobbes iz wun ub mai faybrit kartoon karekters – fillazofikle an sarkastik. Ai lieks teh wai himz rolls himz iyz at Calvin.
Gots a littul punkin drooblin over the edje at the bottom – I’ll nibbul taht first.
Mmmmm! Punkin drooble.
If you pull the whip cream can out of the fridge at our house you better have a teaspoon ready for the kitty!
Yesh Pinky would smak her lipses and put on her Brane Surgeon Fase wen she heeard the spraycan of FluffyMilk, which we buy in the 3 pak at warehousemartstore. The clerks look at us funny wen we told dem it was for kitty.
Ahhhhhhh…… sweetie tater!
U wants Cool Hwhip?
aksual fiskal aboose. Fnark
Srsly thot tat wuz Pi…o.o;;
I would Nawt wunnah et dat