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wundre when david hasselof got so grey…
wait. he was on Babewach. sigh. i get doze two shoes mix’d up, prolly cause i nebber wache’d dem. wanders off wistling “if i yonlee hadda bwayne”
Ican has nawt sekkund?
Baywatch Kitteh!
Must be Mitch. I wudda recognized C.J. in profile…
Kitteh aer gud at ignoarin
Swim pink monkee, swim! Owell.
dis will teach U not to laff when U is gibing me a baff
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But… but… is a brand-new distress! I thought I lookeded purty innit! *sniff*
ohai LCB, I hadz an idear yesturday fur which I needs Ur halp
Does u need me to halp rub some brane cells together? I gots a Lol Scout merit badge in that.
no it fur P-k and bebbeh cory
himz beree attached to her
but her not sure if she can keeps him fureber
I was wunnering if we cheezpeeps can halps
obcourse we can has to aks herz furrst
but I fink herz would lyke to
one of her teachers fink that he may has sum eye problem. Here is the latest update
Ohai 2K!
Ai wus just thinking the exact same thought… a Cory-fund of sorts!
I think I had a simular thought. Why don’t u axe her offlist whut would be teh bestest thing for us to does?
otay I will does dat, but how does I find her emeow?
Iz she on deh yahoo group?
ohai two_kittehs! If yoo clik on her naem (on prebious fred), yoo will get to her foster site. Dere’s a “Contact” link dere.
da Yahoo group???? wut yahoo group??
dere beez a cheezfrenz groop on Yahoo
Oh yea!! dat iz a whahoo fur da yahoo — I goes ta findz it nowh
yahoo group for cheezfrenz
Kitteh finkso it wud luk beddur wif dat gnu ‘shredded hem.’ Kitteh willing tu halp.
Ai, parrothead, finkso yu luk berry pretty in distress.
Thx, parro thead. U has teh good taste.
*nibbles on a few feadthers, nods*
Ai fink U iz da stylin wiff tisdress matchin ur mask.
Hay! Bee kind tu yur fine fevvered frens! **beekbonks lolcatbur glar**
For a
duckparrot may be somebody’s mother…A parrot mite be a fishul kawlidge gurl’s mudder! YAY!
She gotted acseptificated? Where?
OW! But… but… they had fallen off of u. I thinked u was done wif them.
U wants I should stick them back in u? *picks up feadthers, sharpens ends so they will stick better, takes aim…*
Awf topik; is wii onna topik????
LCB dooze wii haz da final talli onna Eva+Plasticat fund?
Teknickly speeking, we is still in teh open donashun period, but we was at $430 for a long while so last week I transfercated teh moneys to UK. Then just yesterday we gotted another ten moneys.
I think they is going to pick up Eva on teh 23nd so we’ll wait-n-see if anybuddy else wants to donate then transferify teh balance before they leave.
Cheezpeeps is full of teh win and awesum and teh generus. *nods*
Ai gree, datz whi ai iz nawt atal sirprised at da current mppvmint risin. Ai fink is berri gud dat u iz wii’llin tu cordinate iff moovmint bee cepted.
Funnily enuff, I did a quick web search on life vests for cats earlier and one of teh links was to a site for teh handicapped pets, which in turn had links to lots of support programs for special-needs pets, including some in VLC. I think if P-K keeps Cory she might could qualify to get some assistance from not just us.
ai wud fink shee mite specially qualify cauz uv teh cirkumstances uv havin reskewed an hand raized Cory an hour sweetie Eva tew.
Ai luv teh noo pics uv Cory, it taiks a manly man kitteh tew carrie awf a pink harness butt hee duz it in style!
Yu take mai fevvers den yu take aim? **grabs fevvers and aim frum lcb, hanz hur sparklee stuffs instead**
Yeah fore da fore wae tye. {{{Mary O, Maus, Anni a P’head}}}. Ai offr warm drinkees; sorrdid tees an flavored kawfee an sum veggie breads strayt frum da cooker fingee, wii haz punkin, zookanenee and karotz. An sum dose see so dansen.
Ofanks BOM! **poorz sum flavored kawfee an noms sum punkin bred, den sum zookanennee bred, den sum karotz bred* Yum! Ai lubs bejtabulolol breds!
Yep, iz tastee fore boof da brunceez an da aftrnun freshmintz.
Is it a sun distress or a party distress? Or mebbe a formal distress?
Is a moon distress. See teh cut-out section in back?
*turns around, moons Maus, causing Maus distress*
Honey, does distress make my butt look big?
I cannot tell. I is blinded by teh pasty wite flesh.
O, the huge
hindermanatee!*snert*
♫♫♫
Butt she was…
Blinded by the white…
♫♫♫
…
She got down but she never got tite
She’s gonna make it through the Nile
…
Oh hai, PB2K! How you is?
I iz gud, Maus! I can haz mai own grocery shopping nao! (I nebber thot I’d consider teh chance to do mai own grocery shopping to bii a reesun fer sillybrashun)
.
Fings ar going bery well fer mii – mai Dr. TinyOncoCats ar berry pleezed wif mai progress. Wich meenz I iz tuu!
.
Hao fings ar wif teh Maus-Haus?
Purty gud. My theatre groop is doin Camelot this summer, an I gotted casted as King Pellinore (!!).
Conga rats, Maus! Wut a grate roll!
W00t! Congrats!!! Duz yoo haz tuu wares teh soots ov armur? An duz yoo git to wabe a sward arown?
He could borry one from Sir Real.
Aifinkso! I hassint fownd out what kind of dog I will has.
Naraytoar’s boice: LCB’s penchangt for shinee objeks finulee cawt up wif hur.
list of things *Not* to say to this kweschun:
ahhhh, errrrr… [stalling for time, looking panicky]
big? uh, no,the dress isn’t making it look big
can i get back to you on that?
d…
Does teh Pope wear red suspenders?
Ever consider having a buttcheekectomy?
*Faints*
G…
why duz teh Pope need suspenders?
he wares a… DRESS!
I dunno. Mabye to hold his socks up?
oar his unnerwearz…? soirtenly he wears unnerwears unner heem dress….
an red shooz
oooooh redd shoooooz…..
Himz rockin teh red! YAY!
Gimme a sec, ok? *then runs awai kwiklee*
Himalayas ar bigger, dat’s fer shur!
I’z nawt gud at komparrisuns, aks sumwun else
Jes uh sec hon … … … … huh, wut?
Kiss meh wun last tiem ‘fore ai die, wuld ya?
Luk at teh tiem.
*stares at bare forearm*
Ai must bii goin’.
M…
Giant – not beeg *dies from the handbag blow tu de head*
Honey – ai takes de 5th on dis wun…
I….
*darts in*
*tries to think of a seemless seggway*
*hems and haws*
*alters plans and runsawayfast*
Ai lubs da string feary, can nebber fink up ani dough.
Ai gots a stitch frum laffing!
Dere iz a commedee manz wif da jokee, wif asks if deez pantz makz her buttz luk beeg, husband says no ur butt maeks da butt luks beeg.
Life guard kitteh is full of catitude
maybe he iz part mainely coon cat. An yu has toona. Then yu are saved!
Eye offen swimz wif the toona canz. No worreez.
lyfegard kitteh iz reddy tew fro u teh reskew rope….boff endz.
Ohai BF, ai taks eet U noez da lauf gard well?
Ohai {{{BOM}}} aifinkso taht iz wut mai kittehs wud dew iffen aneewun wuz foolish enuff tew let tehm dew teh lyfegardin
Wiv mai caer-troll hat awn, Ai haz a wurree `bowt teh lief jakkit teh kitteh iz warin. Aifink it wud forse himz hedd unner teh wadder…
it duz luuk lyke taht, shud haz sum floatie part awn teh tummeh. *alzo haz a wurried fer kitteh*
Aim nawt suer, it luks alot likk da one mi Barney had. Dey R desineed fore da kittehz an goggies. Iz acktualee gud fink.
whew, tahts gud tew kno. ai duzzent kno aneefing bowt animlol lyfe jakkets an it luuked kind uv strainge.
Puts on info-troll hat. U kin tell dat its maed fore da ammimmlolz caus ob da web handal fingee onna bak. Is desinded tu grab da ammimmol tu get it out ob da wadder safely. Out Barney lubbed tu swim butt (snerk) sinse he had da seizures wii gotten himz da life jaket incas hims had a seizure while swimmin. Ai nebber let himz swim wifout eet.
Ai has seen goggies awn barjes/narro botes wiv teh lyf jakkits awn – tehy luk verree cumftubble waerin tehm, an it wud stawp me wurryin bowt tehm fawlin in teh warder.
Neber seen a kitteh waerin wun tho – an tehy is less natchrul swimmers tahn goggies
wen we wentid sailing in grease a cuplol of summers back – we met this guy who had builted hims own boat and who wus nao living on it purrrrrrmanentleh…
He adoptified wun ob de stray kittehs on Hydra (an deer are lotsob stray kittehs on Hydra…. really lotsa lots…) an called hur Hermioneh. She had a tendency tu fall of de boat at night, butt(snikr) her had a rope dat she used tu climb back up!!!
very friendleh kitteh – butt (resnikr) all dat sawlt water cud not be good for hur…
liefgard kitteh iz reddee tew sayv awl teh fishees
Holy mackerel, whut a gud kitteh!
Sownds like a lotta carp to mii.
ennewun gotz a peeanoe dat needz toonaing?
**Plays ♫ salmon enchanted evening ♫ awn toona’d peeanoe**
…and them Mewses parted the red sea.
I’m ready for my trip to Nineveh
**luks arownd**
**seez nowun**
Lesee if ai kin git a ekko…..GOOOOOO CAPS!!!
**lissens**
Goooooo Caps!!!
Goooo Caps!!!
Gooo Caps!!!
Goo Caps!!!
Go Caps!!!
go caps!!!
**gigglols**
where is teh Caps going??
Tu Gayme Sebben! Tunite! They are gonna sqwish the ping-gwings (nawt the kyoot kind ov ping-gwings, teh ebil kind)
Ize onlee wearin dis cus of dat fing wit teh goggie last tiem we wuz here.
Yu nawt sposed tu speek ov dat! Teh goggie iz awn baykayshun!
Akshully I mailed himz oberseas
I hope himz happeh dere
becoz I sure iz
raaaaaite. Shur, baykayshum. *snikr*
This is funny!
In all seriousness, I’m afraid this kitteh could drown with that life-saver, because it could cause his torso to float in a way that would force his head under water.
That doesn’t look safe.